What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon? The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.
what has four letters, is a vegetable if you take away the last, an organ if you take away the first, and gives you a sense of pride and accomplishment if you take away both pear
My biology teacher asked me what was the ugliest vegetable IMO. Apparently, Stephen Hawking was the wrong answer.
if you were a fruit you'd
be a fineapple
And if you were a vegetable l'd
visit you everyday in the
A vegetable joke: One day, Mr. Lettuce and Ms. Kale got into a fight over who wears green better. Ms. Kale looks at Mr. Lettuce and says, "I will kale you" and Mr. Lettuce says, "Lettuce fight"
What's the difference between a fruit and a vegetable in the South? A vegetable can get married
A priest is celebrating mass. He begins with, "I was going to tell a vegetable joke, but I can't think of any, so lettuce pray."
What rank does Corn have in the Vegetable Army?
I just thought of that while eating popcorn, I hope this hasnt been already posted.
I asked my friend if you are what you eat what vegetable would you wanna be? He said a vietnam war veteran.
If Kim Jong Un really has become brain dead then I now have a lot more respect for him After all, he’s providing many North Korean citizens with what could well be their first look at a vegetable
What do an overflowing bathtub and a vegetable have in common? The best thing with them is to pull the plug.
A vegetable is working at his job
His coworker went to him and asked « Hey bud! Wanna go eat outside this evening? »
And the vegetable responded: « Sorry, i can’t, haven’t got my celery yet.. »
A smoothie bar serving combined fruit and vegetable smoothies has been linked to bouts of depression and suicide.
Their ' Melon - Cauli ' smoothie has now been withdrawn.
A smoothie bar serving combined fruit and vegetable drinks has been linked to bouts of depression and suicide... Their "Melon-Cauli" smoothie has now been withdrawn...
What did the cannibal say after eating a vegetable ?
What should I do with the wheelchair?
Need some help
So my friend and I have been trying to think of some vegetable jokes but are struggling.
If anyone has one please lettuce know
My wife keeps insisting that I tell her my favorite body part and vegetable I told her eye yam but she doesnt listen
I've been growing a beard for six months now. Everyone else at the vegetable patch is super confused.
What's the difference between a vegetable sitting and a thown American? One is a seated yam and the other is a yeeted sam.
A Brit, a Scandinavian and an American all entered their village fete's giant vegetable show. The swede won.