Today I learned that humans eat more bananas than monkeys, I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.
TIL Humans eat more bananas than monkeys. I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
If you give a monkey a typewriter, it will eventually write Shakespeare... ...If you give a monkey a camcorder, it will eventually film a dead body and post it to the internet.
Someone told me today that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. Pretty obvious, since I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.
What do you call an exploding monkey? A baboom.
Sad to report that the inventor of predictive text has passed away His funfair will be held next Monkey
What do you call a monkey holding a fire cracker? A Baboom!
Two monkeys entered a bath.
Monkey 1: Oooh oooh oooh aaah aaah aaah
Monkey 2: Calm down, it isn't that hot
The teacher came up to Johnny's desk and asked can you tell me what separates you from a monkey.
Johnny said with confidence "the desk".
What do you call an explosive monkey? A baboom
The creator of predictive text died today His funfair is next monkey
What do you get when you insert human DNA into a monkey? Banned from the zoo.
The guy who invented predictive text died last night... his funfair is next monkey
What type of key opens a banana? A Monkey :3
A new study showed that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. I dont remember the last time I ate a monkey.
TIL I learned that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
Study shows that people eat more bananas than monkeys I don't even remember the last time I ate a monkey!
What do you call a exploding monkey? A baboom
They say that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. I can definitely believe that. I mean, I can’t even remember the last time I ate a monkey.
It's true that the Russians where the first to send a dog into space It's also true that the Russians were first to put a monkey into the white house
What do you get when you put human DNA in a monkey? A lifetime ban from the Zoo
Humans eat more bananas than monkeys. I thought this made sense completely. I didn't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
What do you call a monkey terrorist? A Baboom!
Two monkeys are sitting in a bath...
One monkey says “oooh oooh aaah aaah!”
The other says “put some cold water in then!”
A young muslim couple go out hunting and shoot a monkey
The woman asks, "Shall we eat him?"
The man replies, "No, that's haram, bae!"
I had a threesome on an elevator with a monkey and my underage, deaf, & mentally challenged sister... It was wrong on so many levels.
The man who invented autocorrect just died. His funfair will be on Monkey.
Given infinite time, a million monkeys with a million typewriters will eventually become a very creepy room filled with an equal count of typewriters and monkey skeletons
What if animals "were" injured in the making of a film. Do they list that in the credits? Tim hurt one monkey. He is very sorry.
What's the difference between an art school student and a monkey? Monkeys can do math.
What do you call a monkey ripped into shreds? Rhesus pieces
Widowmaker and Reaper are the worst heroes in Overwatch. All they had to do was kill ONE monkey, a Zookeeper is a better shooter than these doofs!
What do you call a monkey that works with hookers? A Pimpanzee
If lion is the king of the jungle, then what is a monkey?
P.S. courtesy of my 6 year old niece.
What do you call a monkey thats been ripped to shreds? Rhesus pieces
A monkey called King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping pong and have a sing-song. What noise does his doorbell make? Buzz
What do you call troubles in the banana trade? Monkey business in the stalk market.
What do you get when you cross a monkey and donkey? Beaten by two angry animals
Why did the first monkey fall of the tree?
He was shot.
Why did the second monkey fall of the tree?
He was also shot.
Why did the third monkey fall of the tree?
If the sequel to "Tiger King" was made in China what will it be called? Monkey Ming - Murder, Masks and Mandarin
What did the monkey say when the lawnmower ran over his tail? It won't be long now.
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i once drew a picture of a monkey ising only my feet. He wasn't impressed.
Just listen to Arctic Monkey’s latest album I’ll give it a 4 out of 5