Liberal people support human rights and the idea that people with disabilities should have equal labor market opportunities. Now there is a disabled guy in the White House and all they do is compalain about it.
The science major asks "Why does it work?"
The engineering major asks "How does it work?"
The business major asks "How much will it cost?"
The liberal arts major asks "Do you want fries with that?"
Why does it seem like 90% of Redditors are hardcore liberal atheists? Because the conservatives are at work.
What's the difference between 4-layer toilet paper and a liberal arts major? You don't find 4-layer toilet paper at McDonalds!
What has four wheels and can't support a family?
A liberal arts major.
I lied about the wheels.
An engineer major asks...
"How can we build this?"
A business major asks, "How can we finance this?"
A liberal arts major asks, "Do you want fries with that?"
"Actually, I'll have you know I have a degree in liberal arts" "That's great ma'am, but I ordered fries with my meal"
What is the definition of a Saint? A dead liberal that is worshipped by living conservatives.
A man proudly sporting an “I Love Trump” pin passes a liberal man on the sidewalk. As he does so, he trips and falls. “Oh my god!” Exclaims the liberal, “Are you alt-right?”
Did you hear Mexico agreed to help Donald Trump build his wall?
They've gotta keep all those Americans out once Donald gets elected.
Sorry, super liberal grandpa told me this one on Father's day. Couldn't help but share.
Do something you love and never work a day in your life they said So I got a liberal arts degree.
I don't know why people say that no employer will be interested in your liberal arts degree. I would love to hire someone who has clearly shown that they don't care at all about how much money they make.
You know, I haven't always been liberal You would see I'm a big fan of 80's Bush, if you check my search history.
One of my posts got taken down for being“inappropriate/political” because I used the word liberal How is it political to say “I’m liberal with the amount of kids I fit in my basement”
Using high powered gamma rays, creatures on Mars have established total mind control over Donald. And Hillary. And the liberal press. And the Alt-right.
Hey, all I know is what I read on Facebook.
(But it explains everything!)
What's the difference between a liberal and a conservative? One wants to kill in the first trimester and the other wants to kill in the hundred sixtith trimester.
I'm an aerospace engineer. I'm an aerospace engineer. If I had a dollar for every time I heard "it IS rocket science..." it still wouldn't be as much as my salary. Take that liberal arts majors.
Ordered a sandwich..
And I asked for a liberal amount of bacon. The employee cried, set the sandwich on fire, then went outside to protest.
I need to learn to be careful using the word liberal.
how do you tell the difference between liberal and a mathematician? ask them to define an inequality.
Did you hear about that new liberal episcopal church? It has six commandments and four suggestions
Doctors in the 40's used to prescribe orgasms to stressed women. Which seems pretty liberal until you realize he used his hand to do it.
The lawsuit seeking 'personhood' status for chimpanzees
Evidence in this lawsuit clearly demonstrates that the legal definition of "person" is badly flawed,
and needs to be corrected by excluding liberal lawyers.
I'm changing my name to Robert, moving to a liberal middle eastern country, and opening a chain craft store. I'll call it Bobby's Abu Dhabi Hobby Lobby.
We engineers are way too condescending to liberal arts majors despite the fact that we absolutely need them. After all, somebody’s got to brew our coffee at Starbucks.
My boss said our company will help pay for us to go to a technical college...
I said I wanted to take Liberal Arts.
He said it had to be a technical subject and I said that it was technically worthless.
A Socialist, a Communist, and a Liberal together at a table in a bar, what do you get? An alt-right.
Have you tried the new College Debt Simulator video game? Turns out liberal arts is the default setting.
What's the plus side to accepting science grad students from private liberal arts colleges? They come without the B.S. !!
Knowledge is liberal
We are synonymous.
We are battalion.
We do not pardon.
We do not fail to recall.
Conservative forces are those like gravity and springs that hold onto energy until released.
These are not to be confused with liberal forces, which just give you energy if you ask nicely.
^(Please don't hurt me.)