Liberal Jokes

Liberal people support human rights and the idea that people with disabilities should have equal labor market opportunities. Now there is a disabled guy in the White House and all they do is compalain about it.

A liberal, a moderate, and a conservative walk into a bar... the bartender says 'hey, Mitt.'

Four Majors... The science major asks "Why does it work?"

The engineering major asks "How does it work?"

The business major asks "How much will it cost?"

The liberal arts major asks "Do you want fries with that?"

What has four wheels and can't support a family? A liberal arts major.

I lied about the wheels.

How do you get a Liberal Arts graduate off your porch? Pay for the pizza

A liberal, a conservative and a libertarian walk in to a bar. Bartender says, what'll ya have Mitt?

A liberal, a conservative and a moderate walk into a bar. The bartender says "Afternoon, Mitt! What can I get for you?"

What's a Racist, Homophobe, Sexist, Bigot, or Hater? Anyone winning an argument with a liberal.

An engineer major asks... "How can we build this?"
A business major asks, "How can we finance this?"
A liberal arts major asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

I have a degree in Liberal Arts Do you want fries with that?

My son's arts and crafts class isn't graded. I'm glad they teach kids how worthless a liberal-arts degree is at such a young age.

Nearly 200,000 Californians evacuated due to Oroville Dam reaching a likely catastrophic failure. You may think this isn't the time to bring up politics however this is Trump's fault. No man made structure was built to hold so many liberal tears.

What's the difference between a liberal arts major and a pizza? The pizza can feed a family.

What's a Liberal Arts Major's Favorite Board Game?...... Trivial Pursuit.

What's the difference between 4-layer toilet paper and a liberal arts major? You don't find 4-layer toilet paper at McDonalds!

"Actually, I'll have you know I have a degree in liberal arts" "That's great ma'am, but I ordered fries with my meal"

What’s the difference between a gun and a whiny liberal? A gun only has one trigger

What did the liberal arts major say to the engineering grad? Do you want fries with that?

What do liberal arts majors yell when overwhelmed? Oh,the humanities!

what do you call a liberal humanitarian with a broken toaster lack toast and tolerant

Who is a Racist and a Homophobe and a Bigot and a Hater and a Sexist pig? *Anyone* winning an argument with a liberal.

What is the definition of a Saint? A dead liberal that is worshipped by living conservatives.

Why did the liberal not want to talk to the socialist? Because they are anti-social.

My wife is quite liberal. The other day she got really mad at me for holding the door for her. Might have been because it was a revolving door, though.

If you're a liberal arts major, here's a tip $5, and be glad it's 20%.

How many Trump supporters does it take to change a lightbulb? Obama never changed any lightbulbs but you don't hear the liberal media talk about that!

What do you call a Rasta with a liberal arts degree? Jahbless!

At the men's bathroom of the local college... ... above the toilet paper dispenser was a piece of graffiti:

"Liberal Arts Degrees. Take One."

Did you hear Mexico agreed to help Donald Trump build his wall? They've gotta keep all those Americans out once Donald gets elected.



Sorry, super liberal grandpa told me this one on Father's day. Couldn't help but share.

Today I change my major from law to liberal arts. Psych.

Do something you love and never work a day in your life they said So I got a liberal arts degree.

Why did the Republican hate his logic course? Because Philosophy is considered a *liberal* art

We engineers are way too condescending to liberal arts majors despite the fact that we absolutely need them. After all, somebody’s got to brew our coffee at Starbucks.

What's a republican's least favorite type of college major? Liberal Arts

What do you get when you give a Liberal a penny for their thoughts? Change

UK ELECTIONS UPDATE It's post election fever in the UK.
And the British ladies are more confused than ever!
They are Conservative in the day, Liberal at night and nine months later in Labour😂😂

A liberal arts student walks into a bar. (Insert pronoun here) can't buy anything.

My boss said our company will help pay for us to go to a technical college... I said I wanted to take Liberal Arts.
He said it had to be a technical subject and I said that it was technically worthless.

Conservative forces are those like gravity and springs that hold onto energy until released. These are not to be confused with liberal forces, which just give you energy if you ask nicely.

^(Please don't hurt me.)