Dental Jokes

Why are redneck murders so hard to solve? There's no dental records and all the DNA matches

Why are redneck murders so hard to solve? All the DNA matches and there are no dental records.

Why are redneck murders so hard to solve? Because there are no dental records and their DNA is all the same.

Why are redneck murders the hardest to solve? All the DNA matches and there's no dental records.

Edit: made it to the hot page, my dad would be so proud, if only he knew who i was

Two reasons why it’s hard to solve a Redneck murder 1. The DNA all matches
2. There are no dental records

Why does West Virginia have so many unsolved murders? There are no dental records and all the DNA is the same.

What are two reasons it's so hard to solve a redneck murder? 1. The DNA all matches.
2. There are no dental records.

Why are redneck murder cases the hardest to solve? Because all the DNA matches and there are no dental records.

Redneck murders are hard to solve There are no dental records and the DNA is all the same.

My Dad has the heart of a lion and so much hate mail he had to shut down his dental practice

I once dated a dental hygienist She had the whitest teeth I ever came across.

Redneck murders are hard to solve. Never any dental records and all the DNA's the same.

Why are redneck murders so hard to solve? There are no dental records and all the DNA is the same.

Why are redneck murders so difficult to solve? There are no dental records and all the DNA matches.

Redneck murders are hard to solve.. There's no dental record and the DNA is all the same.

Why are Redneck murder victims so hard to identify? There are no dental records...

why can't you solve a redneck crime because there are no dental records and all the DNA is the same

Got this from my dad tonight...You know why they don't have CSI in Arkansas? They don't have enough teeth for dental records, and they all have the same DNA.

Did you know I'm dating a dental hygienist? She has the cleanest teeth I've ever come across.

Why are redneck murders hard to solve? No dental records and the DNA is all the same.

My dentist and orthodontist have the same name... Isn't that coinci*dental*?

Why is it so hard to solve a redneck murder? All the bloods the same and there are no dental records

What do you call dental X-rays? Tooth pics

Why can't redneck murder mysteries be solved? Because all the DNA is the same and there are no dental records.

Why are red neck murders so hard to solve? All the DNA samples match and there are no dental records

Why are even the best forensic teams unable to catch hillbilly criminals? Because they all share the same DNA and there are no dental records.

Why are redneck murder victims so hard to identify? Everybody's DNA is the same and there are no dental records.

Why are redneck murders so hard to solve? Because none of them have dental records and all of their DNA is the same

My roommate is really dedicated to dental hygiene just last night I heard her using an electric toothbrush for what seemed like an hour

Why are redneck murders so hard to solve? Because all the DNA matches and there's no dental records.

why did the Hindu deny the dentist use of Novocain? He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why is it so hard to solve a murder in a trailer park? Because the DNA evidence is all the same and there are no dental records

Did you hear about the Buddhist that refused Novocain during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication

Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocain during his root canal work? He wanted to transcend dental medication.

For a second I wasn't sure if I should give my patient a blue toothbrush or a pink toothbrush. It was a trans-in-dental moment.

Why is it so hard to solve a redneck crisis murder? They have no dental records and they all have the same DNA...

My dentist bumped into my orthodontist. I'm sure it was acci*dental*.

Why did the monk refuse Codine at the dentist? Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

My dentist is a buddhist... He uses Transcendental Meditation to help us Transcend Dental Medication.

EDIT: Reworded