Hilarious Dental Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Dental Jokes

Why are redneck murders so hard to solve? There's no dental records and all the DNA matches

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Why are redneck murders so hard to solve? All the DNA matches and there are no dental records.

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Why are redneck murders so hard to solve? Because there are no dental records and their DNA is all the same.

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Why are redneck murders the hardest to solve? All the DNA matches and there's no dental records.

Edit: made it to the hot page, my dad would be so proud, if only he knew who i was

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Two reasons why it’s hard to solve a Redneck murder 1. The DNA all matches
2. There are no dental records

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Why does West Virginia have so many unsolved murders? There are no dental records and all the DNA is the same.

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What are two reasons it's so hard to solve a redneck murder? 1. The DNA all matches.
2. There are no dental records.

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Why are redneck murder cases the hardest to solve? Because all the DNA matches and there are no dental records.

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Redneck murders are hard to solve There are no dental records and the DNA is all the same.

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My Dad has the heart of a lion and so much hate mail he had to shut down his dental practice

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I once dated a dental hygienist She had the whitest teeth I ever came across.

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Redneck murders are hard to solve. Never any dental records and all the DNA's the same.

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Why are redneck murders so hard to solve? There are no dental records and all the DNA is the same.

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Why are redneck murders so difficult to solve? There are no dental records and all the DNA matches.

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Redneck murders are hard to solve.. There's no dental record and the DNA is all the same.

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Why are Redneck murder victims so hard to identify? There are no dental records...

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why can't you solve a redneck crime because there are no dental records and all the DNA is the same

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Got this from my dad tonight...You know why they don't have CSI in Arkansas? They don't have enough teeth for dental records, and they all have the same DNA.

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Did you know I'm dating a dental hygienist? She has the cleanest teeth I've ever come across.

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Why are redneck murders hard to solve? No dental records and the DNA is all the same.

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My dentist and orthodontist have the same name... Isn't that coinci*dental*?

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Why is it so hard to solve a redneck murder? All the bloods the same and there are no dental records

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What do you call dental X-rays? Tooth pics

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Why can't redneck murder mysteries be solved? Because all the DNA is the same and there are no dental records.

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Why are red neck murders so hard to solve? All the DNA samples match and there are no dental records

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Why are even the best forensic teams unable to catch hillbilly criminals? Because they all share the same DNA and there are no dental records.

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Why are redneck murder victims so hard to identify? Everybody's DNA is the same and there are no dental records.

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Why are redneck murders so hard to solve? Because none of them have dental records and all of their DNA is the same

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My roommate is really dedicated to dental hygiene just last night I heard her using an electric toothbrush for what seemed like an hour

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Why are redneck murders so hard to solve? Because all the DNA matches and there's no dental records.

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Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocaine? Because he wanted to *transcend dental* medication.

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why did the Hindu deny the dentist use of Novocain? He wanted to transcend dental medication.

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Why is it so hard to solve a murder in a trailer park? Because the DNA evidence is all the same and there are no dental records

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Did you hear about the Buddhist that refused Novocain during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication

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Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocain during his root canal work? He wanted to transcend dental medication.

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For a second I wasn't sure if I should give my patient a blue toothbrush or a pink toothbrush. It was a trans-in-dental moment.

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Why is it so hard to solve a redneck crisis murder? They have no dental records and they all have the same DNA...

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A monk refused to use anesthesia during a root canal... Apparently he wanted to transcend dental medication.

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What is a dental hygienist's favorite subject? Flossophy.

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New Dental Jokes

Why did the monk refuse Codine at the dentist? Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

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I know my dentist loves golf, but I still hate his approach with that dental drill... "GET IN THE HOLE!!!"

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Why are murders so hard to solve in Tennessee? Because there are no dental records and the DNA is all the same.

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What is another name for a dental assistant? A flossitute.

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A dental doctor with patient A woman says to the dentist "I don't know which is worse having a tooth pulled or having a Baby." The dentist says "Well make up your mind I gotta adjust the chair!"

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What do you call dental work you get while on vacation on an indian reservation? Sioux-veneers

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A swami needed his teeth fixed, but refused Novocaine. He wished to transcend dental medication.

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Do you know why dead rednecks are so hard to identify? Because there's no dental record and all their DNA is too similar

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Mr. Jonathan Acci Jonathan was a hard worker who went to school, studied hard, learned his profession, worked his way up the ladder and eventually opened his own periodontal surgery center which he named:
"Acci-Dental Surgery Center"

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[OC] If you ever feel like you need drugs during dental surgery... ...just say NO.

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What's the difference between a psychologist and a dentist? One treats mental disorders... and the other treats dental mis-orders.

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The Buddhist's Root Canal Why did the Buddhist refuse novocaine during his root canal work?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

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Wal-Mart supercenters are going to be getting dental clinics to go with their pharmacies and vision centers.... There will actually be two clinics in each store---one regular clinic and an express clinic for people with ten teeth or less.

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My dentist is a buddhist... He uses Transcendental Meditation to help us Transcend Dental Medication.

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My dentist bumped into my orthodontist. I'm sure it was acci*dental*.

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