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Why are redneck murders so hard to solve? There's no dental records and all the DNA matches
Why are redneck murders the hardest to solve? All the DNA matches and there's no dental records.
Why are redneck murders so hard to solve? All the DNA matches and there are no dental records.
Why are redneck murders so hard to solve? Because there are no dental records and their DNA is all the same.
Why are redneck murders the hardest to solve?
All the DNA matches and there's no dental records.
Edit: made it to the hot page, my dad would be so proud, if only he knew who i was
Two reasons why it’s hard to solve a Redneck murder
1. The DNA all matches
2. There are no dental records
Why does West Virginia have so many unsolved murders? There are no dental records and all the DNA is the same.
What are two reasons it's so hard to solve a redneck murder?
1. The DNA all matches.
2. There are no dental records.
Why are redneck murder cases the hardest to solve? Because all the DNA matches and there are no dental records.
Redneck murders are hard to solve There are no dental records and the DNA is all the same.
My Dad has the heart of a lion and so much hate mail he had to shut down his dental practice
I once dated a dental hygienist She had the whitest teeth I ever came across.
Redneck murders are hard to solve. Never any dental records and all the DNA's the same.
Why are redneck murders so hard to solve? There are no dental records and all the DNA is the same.
Why are redneck murders so difficult to solve? There are no dental records and all the DNA matches.
Redneck murders are hard to solve.. There's no dental record and the DNA is all the same.
Why are Redneck murder victims so hard to identify? There are no dental records...
why can't you solve a redneck crime because there are no dental records and all the DNA is the same
Got this from my dad tonight...You know why they don't have CSI in Arkansas? They don't have enough teeth for dental records, and they all have the same DNA.
Did you know I'm dating a dental hygienist? She has the cleanest teeth I've ever come across.
Why are redneck murders hard to solve? No dental records and the DNA is all the same.
My dentist and orthodontist have the same name... Isn't that coinci*dental*?
Why is it so hard to solve a redneck murder? All the bloods the same and there are no dental records
What do you call dental X-rays? Tooth pics
Why can't redneck murder mysteries be solved? Because all the DNA is the same and there are no dental records.
Why are red neck murders so hard to solve? All the DNA samples match and there are no dental records
Why are even the best forensic teams unable to catch hillbilly criminals? Because they all share the same DNA and there are no dental records.
Why are redneck murder victims so hard to identify? Everybody's DNA is the same and there are no dental records.
Why are redneck murders so hard to solve? Because none of them have dental records and all of their DNA is the same
My roommate is really dedicated to dental hygiene just last night I heard her using an electric toothbrush for what seemed like an hour
Why are redneck murders so hard to solve? Because all the DNA matches and there's no dental records.
Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocaine? Because he wanted to *transcend dental* medication.
why did the Hindu deny the dentist use of Novocain? He wanted to transcend dental medication.
Why is it so hard to solve a murder in a trailer park? Because the DNA evidence is all the same and there are no dental records
Did you hear about the Buddhist that refused Novocain during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication
Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocain during his root canal work? He wanted to transcend dental medication.
For a second I wasn't sure if I should give my patient a blue toothbrush or a pink toothbrush. It was a trans-in-dental moment.
Why is it so hard to solve a redneck crisis murder? They have no dental records and they all have the same DNA...
A monk refused to use anesthesia during a root canal... Apparently he wanted to transcend dental medication.
What is a dental hygienist's favorite subject? Flossophy.
Why did the monk refuse Codine at the dentist? Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.
I know my dentist loves golf, but I still hate his approach with that dental drill... "GET IN THE HOLE!!!"
Why are murders so hard to solve in Tennessee? Because there are no dental records and the DNA is all the same.
What is another name for a dental assistant? A flossitute.
A dental doctor with patient A woman says to the dentist "I don't know which is worse having a tooth pulled or having a Baby." The dentist says "Well make up your mind I gotta adjust the chair!"
What do you call dental work you get while on vacation on an indian reservation? Sioux-veneers
A swami needed his teeth fixed, but refused Novocaine. He wished to transcend dental medication.
Do you know why dead rednecks are so hard to identify? Because there's no dental record and all their DNA is too similar
Mr. Jonathan Acci
Jonathan was a hard worker who went to school, studied hard, learned his profession, worked his way up the ladder and eventually opened his own periodontal surgery center which he named:
"Acci-Dental Surgery Center"
[OC] If you ever feel like you need drugs during dental surgery... ...just say NO.
What's the difference between a psychologist and a dentist? One treats mental disorders... and the other treats dental mis-orders.
The Buddhist's Root Canal
Why did the Buddhist refuse novocaine during his root canal work?
He wanted to transcend dental medication.
Wal-Mart supercenters are going to be getting dental clinics to go with their pharmacies and vision centers.... There will actually be two clinics in each store---one regular clinic and an express clinic for people with ten teeth or less.
My dentist is a buddhist...
He uses Transcendental Meditation to help us Transcend Dental Medication.
EDIT: Reworded
My dentist bumped into my orthodontist. I'm sure it was acci*dental*.
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