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Funny Donut Jokes
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The baker at my local donut shop was bragging about how the male enhancement pills he'd started taking actually worked. And that was fine until I noticed the holes in the donuts were a little larger than usual.

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What did the blonde say when she looked into the box of Cheerios? Wow!! Donut seeds!!!!

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How do you know who the most popular man at a nudist colony is? The one that can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and still carry a dozen donuts


How to tell who the most popular woman is?
The one that can eat the last donut

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What did the blonde say when she looked inside the box of Cheerios? "Oh look! Donut seeds!"

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Why did the man shut his donut shop? Why did the man close his donut shop?
...because he was fed up with the hole business!

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What did the donut say to the cop? Don't taste me, bro !

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A donut a day... ...keeps the doctor well paid

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What did the blonde say when she saw the cheerios box? "Omg, donut seeds!"

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I used to work at the donut factory but I quit I was fed up with the hole business

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i'm going to quit my job and open a donut shop that also sells weed i'll call it 'glazed and confused'.

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How do you know that donut is created by God It's holy

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A guy is opening a donut shop next to a medical marijuana shop... He’s calling it “Glazed and Confused”.

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How did the german donut say hello? Gluten-taag!

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How do American police stop shooters They donut

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A little old lady told me this at work. Who is the most popular male at a nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee and 12 donuts.

And the most popular woman?

The lady that can eat the last donut without getting her hands sticky.

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Lately I've been trying to freak out the local grocery store cashier. Show up to the checkout line with nothing but glazed donuts, glazed donut holes, and super glue.

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Vacationers spend too much time and money at donut shops They're torus traps

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The search continues for the oldest tree in the world. Experts are stumped.

*takes donut and leaves the room*

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Arent a donut and a danish the same thing? Well they are both synonym rolls!!

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What do you call a donut with no jelly? A don't.

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Why did the donut go to the dentist? To get a filling!

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Halp! I am in desperate need of a zombie donut joke! Anybody got anything?

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What do you call a donut with no holes? A dnut.

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How was the donut invented? Let’s just say there was a very horny baker...

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My 3.5 year old daughter's Dad joke My 3.5 year old daughter saw an old donut in the car and said: "papa that is old, I donut want to eat it."

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For national donut day in the US Q: what did the donut say to the cake?

A: if I had all that dough I wouldn't be hanging around this hole.

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Yo mama so dumb She wanted a refund for her donut because it had a hole in it

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I used to have an obsession for sweet foods with a hole in the middle. I donut care for them anymore though

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Hear about the fight at the bakery? Bread got fresh and kicked donut in the hole.

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What rhymes with donut Wow, it actually does!

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Donut Man What did the donut delivery man say to the guy who was raping and murdering his entire family?

"Please donut do that"

Edit: Joke courtesy of my friend Carter Mashura

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They say Luis Fonsi started his own artisan donut shop recently, he specializes in habanero flavored donuts When asked for his recipe, he just said they were made with “the spicy dough”

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Upon gaining sentience, a donut was quoted as saying: "There are dozens of us!"

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What does Michael Jordan do in Krispy Kreme? Dunkin Donut

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Little Johnny sometimes mixed up words while speaking And one day he was facing a murderer. Little Johnny said "Police donut kill meme!"

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Bagels and donuts are the same thing... I donut see a difference.

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I'm worried about my boy... At breakfast this morning, when I handed him a box of Cheerios, he shouted, "Omg, donut seeds!"

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What's the only place that has 24 hour protection from the cops? A donut shop

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A local donut shop started putting cereal on their donuts When asked why they did it they said: "having donuts with cereal is a very ce-real experience"

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Did I ever tell you about the shady vendor who sold me an overpriced, moldy donut on my trip to see the Pyramids? Egypt me, but I was starving so I ate it anyway. Now I falafel.

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I really want to start a donut shop But I don't have enough dough

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What kind of donut always tastes the same? A synonym donut.

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A Blonde finds a box of cheerios "Aw, these donut seeds are so cute!"

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What did the blonde say when she looked down at her bowl of Cheerios? Look, donut seeds!

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