Donut Jokes

Who's the most popular guy in the nudist camp? The one who can carry two cups of coffee and nine donuts.

Who's the most popular lady in the nudist camp?

The one who can eat the last donut.

The baker at my local donut shop was bragging about how the male enhancement pills he'd started taking actually worked. And that was fine until I noticed the holes in the donuts were a little larger than usual.

Most popular Who is the most popular guy in a nudist colony?
The guy that can carry two pots of coffee and a dozen donuts.
Who is the most popular girl?
The girl that eats the last donut.

What did the blonde say when she looked into the box of Cheerios? Wow!! Donut seeds!!!!

How do you know who the most popular man at a nudist colony is? The one that can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and still carry a dozen donuts


How to tell who the most popular woman is?
The one that can eat the last donut

What did the blonde say when she looked inside the box of Cheerios? "Oh look! Donut seeds!"

Why did the man shut his donut shop? Why did the man close his donut shop?
...because he was fed up with the hole business!

What did the donut say to the cop? Don't taste me, bro !

Which pastry is the most religious? The donut.
Its holiness cannot be denied.

A donut a day... ...keeps the doctor well paid

How did the pastry chef do on the donut-making exam? She passed with frying crullers.

What's the opposite of Donut? Don'tnut

Send Nudists. Who’s the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
The guy that can carry a dozen donuts and two cups of coffee at the same time.

Who’s the most popular girl?
The one that can eat the last donut.

I hate donut’s without holes There always so full of themselves

What did the blonde say when she saw the cheerios box? "Omg, donut seeds!"

i'm going to quit my job and open a donut shop that also sells weed i'll call it 'glazed and confused'.

How did the german donut say hello? Gluten-taag!

I used to work at the donut factory but I quit I was fed up with the hole business

How do American police stop shooters They donut

A guy is opening a donut shop next to a medical marijuana shop... He’s calling it “Glazed and Confused”.

Arent a donut and a danish the same thing? Well they are both synonym rolls!!

Why did the donut go to the dentist? To get a filling!

I am going to change my name to time being. Because everyone is always doing stuff for the time being.

Hertz donut.

Waitress, bring me a donut... ...and step on it.

A little old lady told me this at work. Who is the most popular male at a nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee and 12 donuts.

And the most popular woman?

The lady that can eat the last donut without getting her hands sticky.

What’s a Klansman’s favorite donut? White Powdered.

What's the healthiest part of a donut? The middle.

Celebrate the Ides of March with a donut. In fact... Eat two, Brute.

What do you call a donut with no jelly? A don't.

The search continues for the oldest tree in the world. Experts are stumped.

*takes donut and leaves the room*

My 3.5 year old daughter's Dad joke My 3.5 year old daughter saw an old donut in the car and said: "papa that is old, I donut want to eat it."

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony? *The guy carrying a dozen donuts and two cups of coffee.*

Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony?

*The girl who eats the last donut.*

Little Johnny sometimes mixed up words while speaking And one day he was facing a murderer. Little Johnny said "Police donut kill meme!"

What kind of donut always tastes the same? A synonym donut.

A danish with one hole in the middle is a donut. A danish with two holes in the middle is... Most likely dead

Who is the sweetest ninja turtle? It's Donut-ello

What's M. Night Shyamalan's favorite donut? The cinnamon twist.

What did the taekwondo master say to his student when he asked if he could take a donut? You can, but taekwondo.

What's a KKK member's favorite donut? "WHITE POWDER!!"