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Funniest Donut Jokes

Who's the most popular guy in the nudist camp? The one who can carry two cups of coffee and nine donuts.

Who's the most popular lady in the nudist camp?

The one who can eat the last donut.

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The baker at my local donut shop was bragging about how the male enhancement pills he'd started taking actually worked. And that was fine until I noticed the holes in the donuts were a little larger than usual.

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Most popular Who is the most popular guy in a nudist colony?
The guy that can carry two pots of coffee and a dozen donuts.
Who is the most popular girl?
The girl that eats the last donut.

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What did the blonde say when she looked into the box of Cheerios? Wow!! Donut seeds!!!!

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How do you know who the most popular man at a nudist colony is? The one that can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and still carry a dozen donuts


How to tell who the most popular woman is?
The one that can eat the last donut

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What did the blonde say when she looked inside the box of Cheerios? "Oh look! Donut seeds!"

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Why did the man shut his donut shop? Why did the man close his donut shop?
...because he was fed up with the hole business!

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What did the donut say to the cop? Don't taste me, bro !

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Which pastry is the most religious? The donut.
Its holiness cannot be denied.

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A donut a day... ...keeps the doctor well paid

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How did the pastry chef do on the donut-making exam? She passed with frying crullers.

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What's the opposite of Donut? Don'tnut

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Send Nudists. Who’s the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
The guy that can carry a dozen donuts and two cups of coffee at the same time.

Who’s the most popular girl?
The one that can eat the last donut.

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I hate donut’s without holes There always so full of themselves

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What did the blonde say when she saw the cheerios box? "Omg, donut seeds!"

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i'm going to quit my job and open a donut shop that also sells weed i'll call it 'glazed and confused'.

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How did the german donut say hello? Gluten-taag!

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I used to work at the donut factory but I quit I was fed up with the hole business

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How do American police stop shooters They donut

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A guy is opening a donut shop next to a medical marijuana shop... He’s calling it “Glazed and Confused”.

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Arent a donut and a danish the same thing? Well they are both synonym rolls!!

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Why did the donut go to the dentist? To get a filling!

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I am going to change my name to time being. Because everyone is always doing stuff for the time being.

Hertz donut.

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Waitress, bring me a donut... ...and step on it.

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A little old lady told me this at work. Who is the most popular male at a nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee and 12 donuts.

And the most popular woman?

The lady that can eat the last donut without getting her hands sticky.

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What’s a Klansman’s favorite donut? White Powdered.

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What's the healthiest part of a donut? The middle.

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Celebrate the Ides of March with a donut. In fact... Eat two, Brute.

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What do you call a donut with no jelly? A don't.

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The search continues for the oldest tree in the world. Experts are stumped.

*takes donut and leaves the room*

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My 3.5 year old daughter's Dad joke My 3.5 year old daughter saw an old donut in the car and said: "papa that is old, I donut want to eat it."

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What is John Lennon's favourite donut? Strawberry Filled forever!

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Upon gaining sentience, a donut was quoted as saying: "There are dozens of us!"

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I used to have an obsession for sweet foods with a hole in the middle. I donut care for them anymore though

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What is worse than getting stung by a donut? Bagel Bites.

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Did you hear about the police seige at the donut factory robbery? The bad guys came out with all buns glazing.

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What's the only place that has 24 hour protection from the cops? A donut shop

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What kind of donut always tastes the same? A synonym donut.

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A local donut shop started putting cereal on their donuts When asked why they did it they said: "having donuts with cereal is a very ce-real experience"

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Lately I've been trying to freak out the local grocery store cashier. Show up to the checkout line with nothing but glazed donuts, glazed donut holes, and super glue.

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A danish with one hole in the middle is a donut. A danish with two holes in the middle is... Most likely dead

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I really want to start a donut shop But I don't have enough dough

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