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Happy Halloween... Why did the Ghost enter the bar... For the BOOOOS

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What does a perverted ghost say? Booooobs.

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My flatmates keep claiming that the apartment is haunted. I suspect they're just trying to skip out on rent. It's bullshit I tell you.

I've lived there for 224 years and I've not seen a single ghost.

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What did the ghost say when it woke up with a bad hangover? “Man, I really need to lay off the boos.”

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I'm gonna start a company where I drive people around to haunted places. It'll be called Ghost Bus Tours

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What do ghost cowboys wear? BoOoOts

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The ghost busters enterd the hospital to see their friend who has been diagnosed with cancer When they walk in their stopped by a doctor who says
-Sorry no spawn camping

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Why did the ghost cross the road? To come back from the other side.

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Did you hear about the stoner ghost? He got arrested for possession

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Why did the ghost go to jail? He got arrested for possession.

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What's a fat ghost's biggest fear? Being excercised

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A ghost was arrested And placed in a holding cell with others as they await processing. The ghost turns to the man and asks "what did you get arrested for?"
"Shoplifting" he says, "how about you?"

The ghost smiles and says "possession".

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Why did the ghost get in the elevator? To lift his spirits.

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Why did the ghost barf all over his date? He couldn't handle his boos.

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What did the Ghost teacher say to her class? Look at the board, I'll go through it again.

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My roommates insist that our house is haunted I’ve lived here for 274 years and never once met a ghost.

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What do you call a ghost with his own spooking company? A hauntrepreneur!

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My 8 year old son wrote this... What do you call the ghost of a chicken that haunts people in their homes?

A poultry-geist.

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What do you call it when a Chinese ghost hits you with a stick? Bam! *Boo*!

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What do you call a french ghost that likes anime? A oui-a-boo.

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Why did the ghost go into the elevator? To lift his spirits.

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Did you hear about the ghost who got put in prison? He was charged with possession.

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A ghost walks into a bar "Sorry sir" the barmen says, "We don't serve spirits after eleven"

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Did you hear about the baby ghost who joined the football team? He heard the coach say they needed a little team spirit.

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Why couldn't the bee dress as a ghost for Halloween? Because people are offended by seeing Boo Bees.

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Before my buddy died I asked him if there was football in heaven. A few days later I saw his ghost. He said

"Good news, there is. Bad news, you're playing in goal tomorrow."

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Do you want to hear a joke about a ghost? That's the spirit.


Disclaimer: My girlfriend told me this one and she has repeatedly said it pretty much since last Christmas and stills finds it super amusing.

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What was Snoop Dogg's ghost arrested for? Possesion.

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What happened to Casper the friendly ghost after his parents got divorced? His mom got soul custody.

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Why did the the ghost go into the bar? For the boos

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Why was the milkman afraid on Christmas eve? The ghost of Christmas Pasteurisation.

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Never trust a ghost when it says "i love you".. It was just the boos talking

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If the KKK owned a town... It would be a ghost town

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Husband asks his wife if she wants to hear a ghost joke. Wife: “No honey I am not at my mood for jokes.”
Husband: “That’s the spirit.”

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A mother ghost was putting it's child ghost to bed... Mother: "I love you~"

Child: "I love you boo~"

Mother: "I love you more~"

Child: "I love you the GHOST~!"

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What did he Ghost say to the bee? Boobie

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I have a super scary Ghost costume to scare all the kids The Ghost of Epstien

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A Ghost dressed up as human for Halloween Ghost knocks on neighbor's door: "Trick or treat!"

Neighbor says to his wife, "That's the spirit".

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What happens when a ghost eats taco bell? He Sheets!!! 😂🤣😂

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What did the boomer ghost say the millennial ghost? "Get a life."

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What did the ghost say when he reached the top of the mountain? Peakatboo!

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Last night in my bedroom I thought I saw a baby ghost Turns out it was just a pillow case

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How come when the ghost tried to travel he never got anywhere? Because he could only make fright turns.

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Why didn't the skeleton like performing at the ghost theater? He was always boo-ed off stage. HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

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Did you hear about the guy who was possessed by a sneezing ghost? He needed to be blessed.

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Where does a Ghost go to get it's teeth worked on? ​

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The Orthohauntist!

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I wish I hade a time machine so I could go back in time and show you where you said all the things you say you don't remember saying. Why? So you can be the ghost of bitchmas past?

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What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire? They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

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what do you call a fast ghost? spooky gonzales

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What did the ghost mother say to her ghost son? Don't spook until you are spooken to.

Yep, 5yr old sibling dropped this on me as I was cooking...

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