What did the ghost say when it woke up with a bad hangover? “Man, I really need to lay off the boos.”
I'm gonna start a company where I drive people around to haunted places. It'll be called Ghost Bus Tours
The ghost busters enterd the hospital to see their friend who has been diagnosed with cancer
When they walk in their stopped by a doctor who says
-Sorry no spawn camping
A ghost was arrested
And placed in a holding cell with others as they await processing. The ghost turns to the man and asks "what did you get arrested for?"
"Shoplifting" he says, "how about you?"
The ghost smiles and says "possession".
My 8 year old son wrote this...
What do you call the ghost of a chicken that haunts people in their homes?
Did you hear about the baby ghost who joined the football team? He heard the coach say they needed a little team spirit.
Why couldn't the bee dress as a ghost for Halloween? Because people are offended by seeing Boo Bees.
What happened to Casper the friendly ghost after his parents got divorced? His mom got soul custody.
I had the worst night last night.. The ghost of Gloria Gaynor appeared in front of my bed. At first I was afraid, then I was petrified.
I found out my girlfriend was a ghost ! I had my suspicions the moment she walked through the door.
A ghost walks into a bar... The ghost orders a shot of whiskey. The bartender says "I'm sorry. We don't serve spirits here."
My friend works at an Italian restaurant. Today, he over-fried the food while trying to tell us a ghost story. Guess it's crispy-pasta now.
Me: "Dude! Help! I'm convinced that I'm possessed by the ghost of an American Civil War General!" Ed: "That's incredible! Are you sure, man?"
Me: "Nope, but 'Grant,' Ed - that's a good guess."
Ed: "Are you ever possessed by confederate commanders?"
Me: "General Lee? No."
Italian Ghost Did you hear about the Italian ghost that haunts cold cuts? They call it the Gabba Ghoul
It must really suck being a ghost who has to haunt the oceans You gotta go through a lot of hard ships just to do your job
A mysterious German ghost gives a young man directions.
“Make another Reich.”
“This is the fourth right in a row, you sure you know where we’re going?”
Tried to tell a joke to the ghost that haunts my house but I don't think he liked it... ...he just looked at me and boo'd.
Yo momma so fat... ... that when she died, her ghost made a cold spot so big that it saved the polar bears.
What’s the difference between a beach and a tarot deck? One has coast guards, the other has ghost cards.
I woke up to see the ghost of Gloria Gaynor standing at the foot of my bed. At first I was afraid, I was petrified!
Winning the lottery is like an invisible ghost that masturbates in public You'll never see it coming.
One day a ghost floats into a bar
He meets a female ghost and falls in love with her, a year later they get married, and soon after they have two children.
I’m so glad that he’s raising spirits.
What do you call a ghost of a pie that you cant throw away because it keeps coming back? Boo-meringue
Why could the ghost have a baby?
Because he had a halloweener.
Edit: it supposed to be why couldn't he... Oops
How come when the ghost tried to travel he never got anywhere? Because he could only make fright turns.
FRIEND: It's called cauliflower. It's not ghost broccoli.
######ME: [taking a long drag on my cigarette]
Listen kid, I know what I saw.