Hilarious Mushroom Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Mushroom Jokes

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Why don't fairies live under toadstools? Because there's not mushroom!

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So a mushroom walks into a bar. Bartender says "We don't serve mushrooms here. You're always ruining jokes." The mushroom says "Come on. I'm a nice guy."

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What did the claustrophobic fungi say to his friends? There's not mushroom in here

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How much room is needed for fungi to grow? As mushroom as possible

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How much space do you need for a fungi to grow? As mushroom as possible.

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How much room is needed for a fungi to grow? As mushroom as possible.

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I can't put anymore toppings on my pizza... There's not mushroom

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In Soviet Russia policeman questioning a man: *This body is your mother in law, yes?*

**Yes**

*How did she die?*

**Mushroom poisoning**

*But why does she have 26 stab wounds?*

**She was refusing to eat them**

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? 'Cos he's a fungi!

Why didn't he get in?

There wasn't mushroom!

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How much room does fungi need to grow? As mushroom as possible.

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How much room do you need to grow fungus? As mushroom as possible.

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What kinda room has no doors and no windows? A mushroom.

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So broccoli was having a conversation with some of his friends... The broccoli said: "I look like a tree!"

The mushroom said: "I look like an umbrella!"

The walnut said: "I look like a brain!"

The banana said: "Can we please change the subject?"

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So----A mushroom walks into a bar the bartender says, "Hey! no mushrooms. Get out." The mushroom says, "Hey, what's the matter? I'm a fun guy."

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What do you call a mushroom with a 12 inch stalk? A fungi to go out with

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Why does the mushroom always get invited to the party? Because he's a fungi!

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A mushroom walks into a bar... The bartender says, "We don't serve vegetables!"

The mushroom responds, "But I'm a fungi!!"

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Every cloud has a silver lining... ... unless it's a mushroom cloud. Then it's likely strontium.

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Classic Why'd the mushroom go to the party?

Cause he's a fungi!

Why'd the fungi leave the party?

Cause there wasn't mushroom!

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Why wouldn't the frog lend his hammer to the mushroom? Because it's a toad's tool.

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How much room does a fungi need to grow? As *Mushroom* as possible!

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My first wife died... after eating a poisoned mushroom!

My second wife died of a poisoned mushroom!

My third wife died of a crushed skull.

She wouldn't eat the mushroom!

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My wife went mushroom hunting all day and found nothing. I'm offering morel support.

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Why was the mushroom the life of the party? Because he was giving out free cocaine

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A mushroom walks into a bar and sidles up to a stool. Bartender: “You’ll need to leave. We don’t serve your kind here.”

Mushroom: “Why not? I’m a . . . fun-gi.”

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party Because he's a fungi *bdum tsssss*

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Why did I invite a mushroom to my cake day party? Because he was a fungi

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Why did the girl invite the mushroom to the school dance? Because he was a Fun-gi

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Mario games are unforgiving... ... there's not mushroom for error

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How much room do you need to grow a fungus? As a mushroom as possible

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Broccoli: Hey, I look like a tree. Mushroom: Wow, I look just like an umbrella.
Walnut: I look exactly like a brain.
Banana: Man, can we change the topic please?

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What is a mushroom in a tent? A Campingon.

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Hey, you see that mushroom over there? You should date him, he's a Fungi

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Why did everyone invite mushroom to the party? Because he's a fungi.

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Who do you hang out with, a strawberry, a celery stick or a mushroom? The mushroom because he's a fungi.

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What did the vegans say when they were captured and put into a small space? Kelp! Lettuce leaf! There isn’t mushroom in here...

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Why did the Fungi leave the party? Because there wasn't mushroom

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I was going to grow a fungus farm in my backyard but there wasn't mushroom.

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People often make fun of me for having a mushroom as a friend, their loss though... He's a fungi

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New Mushroom Jokes

A mushroom finds a boy Mushroom:so I met this guy

Caterpillar:is he nice

Well he’s nice and he’s a real fun-gi

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Once a nuclear bomb was dropped on Ethiopia. 1 million people died from the explosion, 2 million died running towards the mushroom.

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Why couldn’t the mushroom move? It had osteosporeosis

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My two wives died tragically First one ate poisonous mushroom

Second one died of fractured skull



…She wouldn't eat her mushroom.

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Just bought myself a new pair of headphones which have a weird fault. In the left ear it’s saying “chicken and mushroom” and in the other ear it keeps repeating “steak and onion.” That’ll be the last time I buy anything from Pioneer.

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How much room does it take for fungi to grow? As Mushroom as possible!



Not Mine!

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Why do fungi grow together? Because they don’t have ...mushroom.

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Luigi, using a revive mushroom, beat Mario to saving Princess Peach. I guess you could say Mario got 1upped.

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I had fun playing with Mr. Mushroom yesterday He was a fun gi

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Did you hear about the new mushroom comedian? Yeah he’s a pretty fun guy.

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A young couple goes cloudwatching The girl points a cloud, and she says, "Oh! I see a giraffe!"

The boy points at another, "Yeah? I see a mushroom!"

...

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How much room do you need to grow a fungus? As mushroom as possible.

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If I were a kleptomaniac mushroom, I would be called..... A "shiitake" mushroom.

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Did you hear about the sketchy mushroom vendor? He has no Morels

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I made myself a mushroom omelet this morning. It was a breakfast of champignons.

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Why wasn't the fungi let into the party? There wasn't mushroom

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What did one mushroom say to the other? "Dave, for the millionth time! You are not a freaking mushroom! No more drugs for you!"

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Why did the fun guy leave the party? There wasn't mushroom.

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Why did the Fungi leave the party? There wasn't mushroom.

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Why was the mushroom laughing so much? Because he is a fun guy!

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So a mushroom walks into a bar, bartender immediately kicks him out The mushroom replies "why are you kicking me out? I'm a fun-gi"

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A mushroom walks into a bar... The bartender says: "We don't serve your kind here"
The mushroom responds: "Why not? I'm a fungi!"

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What did one mushroom say the to the other? You're a really fungi

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What did the mushroom say when he wasn't invited to the party? Oh come on I'm a fun guy.

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Why was the mushroom invited to all the parties? Because he was such a fungi

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What do you call a trash talking mushroom? Shittalki

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Why can't you invite two fungi to a party? They take up two mushroom.

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A mushroom walks into a bar... the bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve your kind in here!" the mushroom says, "Why not!? I'm a fun-gi!"

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look like Broccoli: Hey, I look like a tree.

Mushroom: Wow, I look just like an umbrella.

Walnut: I look exactly like a brain.

Banana: Man, can we change the topic please?

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What do you call a room with no walls, no windows and no door... ...A Mushroom

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Why did everyone want to hang out with a mushroom? Cause he was a fungi.

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How do you tell the gender of a mushroom? It's either a fungi, or fungal.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? He was a fungi

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Why is the Mushroom Invited to All the Parties? Because he's a fungi!

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A mushroom walks into a bar.... Bartender says "sorry sir we don't serve your kind" mushroom says "why.... I'm a fungi"

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What's the problem with eating mushrooms? They don't leave mushroom for anything else

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Different foods were talking to each other, Broccoli: Hey, I look like a tree.

Mushroom: Wow, I look just like an umbrella.

Walnut: I look exactly like a brain.

Banana: Man, can we change the topic please?

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Why did the Shitaki left the party? It was too crowded and there wasnt mushroom.

It's a pitty he left... He is a funghi!

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What kind of room has no windows or doors A mushroom

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