Why don't fairies live under toadstools? Because there's not mushroom!
So a mushroom walks into a bar. Bartender says "We don't serve mushrooms here. You're always ruining jokes." The mushroom says "Come on. I'm a nice guy."
What did the claustrophobic fungi say to his friends? There's not mushroom in here
How much room is needed for fungi to grow? As mushroom as possible
How much space do you need for a fungi to grow? As mushroom as possible.
How much room is needed for a fungi to grow? As mushroom as possible.
I can't put anymore toppings on my pizza... There's not mushroom
In Soviet Russia policeman questioning a man:
*This body is your mother in law, yes?*
*How did she die?*
*But why does she have 26 stab wounds?*
**She was refusing to eat them**
Why did the mushroom go to the party?
'Cos he's a fungi!
Why didn't he get in?
There wasn't mushroom!
How much room does fungi need to grow? As mushroom as possible.
How much room do you need to grow fungus? As mushroom as possible.
What kinda room has no doors and no windows? A mushroom.
So broccoli was having a conversation with some of his friends...
The broccoli said: "I look like a tree!"
The mushroom said: "I look like an umbrella!"
The walnut said: "I look like a brain!"
The banana said: "Can we please change the subject?"
So----A mushroom walks into a bar the bartender says, "Hey! no mushrooms. Get out." The mushroom says, "Hey, what's the matter? I'm a fun guy."
What do you call a mushroom with a 12 inch stalk? A fungi to go out with
Why does the mushroom always get invited to the party? Because he's a fungi!
A mushroom walks into a bar...
The bartender says, "We don't serve vegetables!"
The mushroom responds, "But I'm a fungi!!"
Every cloud has a silver lining... ... unless it's a mushroom cloud. Then it's likely strontium.
Why'd the mushroom go to the party?
Cause he's a fungi!
Why'd the fungi leave the party?
Cause there wasn't mushroom!
Why wouldn't the frog lend his hammer to the mushroom? Because it's a toad's tool.
How much room does a fungi need to grow? As *Mushroom* as possible!
My first wife died...
after eating a poisoned mushroom!
My second wife died of a poisoned mushroom!
My third wife died of a crushed skull.
She wouldn't eat the mushroom!
My wife went mushroom hunting all day and found nothing. I'm offering morel support.
Why was the mushroom the life of the party? Because he was giving out free cocaine
A mushroom walks into a bar and sidles up to a stool.
Bartender: “You’ll need to leave. We don’t serve your kind here.”
Mushroom: “Why not? I’m a . . . fun-gi.”
Why was the mushroom invited to the party Because he's a fungi *bdum tsssss*
Why did I invite a mushroom to my cake day party? Because he was a fungi
Why did the girl invite the mushroom to the school dance? Because he was a Fun-gi
Mario games are unforgiving... ... there's not mushroom for error
How much room do you need to grow a fungus? As a mushroom as possible
What is a mushroom in a tent? A Campingon.
Hey, you see that mushroom over there? You should date him, he's a Fungi
What did the vegans say when they were captured and put into a small space? Kelp! Lettuce leaf! There isn’t mushroom in here...
Why is the fungus such a hypocrite? because it doesn't have mushroom to talk.
People often make fun of me for having a mushroom as a friend, their loss though... He's a fungi
How much room does it take for fungi to grow?
As Mushroom as possible!
Did you hear about the new mushroom comedian? Yeah he’s a pretty fun guy.
Why do fungi grow together? Because they don’t have ...mushroom.
Once a nuclear bomb was dropped on Ethiopia. 1 million people died from the explosion, 2 million died running towards the mushroom.
A mushroom finds a boy
Mushroom:so I met this guy
Caterpillar:is he nice
Well he’s nice and he’s a real fun-gi
Why couldn’t the mushroom move? It had osteosporeosis
My two wives died tragically
First one ate poisonous mushroom
Second one died of fractured skull
…She wouldn't eat her mushroom.
Just bought myself a new pair of headphones which have a weird fault. In the left ear it’s saying “chicken and mushroom” and in the other ear it keeps repeating “steak and onion.” That’ll be the last time I buy anything from Pioneer.
Luigi, using a revive mushroom, beat Mario to saving Princess Peach. I guess you could say Mario got 1upped.
I had fun playing with Mr. Mushroom yesterday He was a fun gi
A young couple goes cloudwatching
The girl points a cloud, and she says, "Oh! I see a giraffe!"
The boy points at another, "Yeah? I see a mushroom!"
How much room do you need to grow a fungus? As mushroom as possible.