A Vegan, a Crossfitter and a Fortnite player walked into a bar I only know because they told everyone twice within 5 minutes.
School dances this year are going to be like Fortnite lobbies... Lots of stupid dance moves and unnecessary shooting
I heard that Fortnite put a limit of three outfits for players in Isreal. Jews aren't allowed to have four skins.
Roses are red
Thor is fat
God of thunder plays fortnite and roasts children on voice chat.
Guys I had a nightmare
I dreamed that my Fortnite account got deleted.
I was really scared for a second that I played Fortnite.
No wonder fortnite is so popular among school children Who doesn’t love hopping off the bus and shooting everybody in sight?
There’s a reason why students are forbidden to play Fortnite during school It would be really hard to tell where all the gunshots are coming from
Me and my friend were playing fortnite
I said, “let’s make this interesting”
So we stopped playing fortnite
I dreamed that my Fortnite account got deleted. I was really scared for a second that I played Fortnite.
What would happen if we took all possible school shooters and put them in one school? Literally Fortnite
Fortnite is like school ... you get out of the bus then the quiet kid who lives in their basement kills everyone
So I booted up Fortnite twice simultaneously, and it turned into a zombie survival game It was 28 Days Later
Wow, that Fortnite game you're playing is super quick!
Thought they would last at least two weeks.
Credit my dad.
A vegan, an atheist, and a person who hates Fortnite walk into a bar Who's telling you first?
I’m finally coming out of the closet
It’s been 25 minutes. My little brother sucks at hide and seek
I swear if he’s playing Fortnite right now.
Marvel endgame spoiler joke (roses are red)
Roses are red
Thor is fat
The god of thunder ends up playing fortnite and roasting children on voice chat
I’m trying to cut down on my fortnite play time as I think I’m gaining an addiction I tend to play it every couple of weeks now.
I dreamt that my Fortnite account got deleted I was really scared for a second that I played Fortnite
The government swore to shut down Fortnite due to claims of the video game aggravating children and teens worldwide. Two weeks later, Fortnight was finished.
In a recent video, Pewdiepie asked if there was fortnite in Iran
No, there isn’t.
They can play outside
What's common between Fortnite and American schools? You get out of school bus and start shooting others.
Fortnite's Cinematic Universe Fortnite just inadvertently made the 2019 remake of "Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead"
Day Two with out Fortnite Turns out spending time with my family isn't that bad, need to do this more often.
What are 3 fortnite players inside a van falling of the cliff?
A waste, because in the van you can fit 15
*Now you can copy the joke and change fortnite players to whatever you want*
Did you know some can talk to a food and it becomes salted They just need to be 10 year olds that play fortnite and have access to their mum’s credit card
If I’m gonna be honest, idk what’s worse, the fact that people make money by playing fortnite Or the fact that fortnite makes even MORE money off these people playing fortnite.
Middle school dance parties probably look like a fortnite lobby now. Lots of ridiculous dancing and and unnecessary shooting.
I'm a nerd and I just met the love of my life online. She's a girl gamer and wants to add me on fortnite, she watches all of the same anime shows as I do, and she says she'll give me a special surprise if I venmo her $30. I bet it's her fortnite username!!!
Have you ever heard about the guy who plays fortnite and studies in Oxford? Jokes have a limit too.