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Funniest Fortnite Jokes

A Vegan, a Crossfitter and a Fortnite player walked into a bar I only know because they told everyone twice within 5 minutes.

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School dances this year are going to be like Fortnite lobbies... Lots of stupid dance moves and unnecessary shooting

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I heard that Fortnite put a limit of three outfits for players in Isreal. Jews aren't allowed to have four skins.

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Endgame spoiler! Roses are red

Thor is fat

God of thunder plays fortnite and roasts children on voice chat.

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Guys I had a nightmare I dreamed that my Fortnite account got deleted.

I was really scared for a second that I played Fortnite.

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No wonder fortnite is so popular among school children Who doesn’t love hopping off the bus and shooting everybody in sight?

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What do fortnite players and olive oil have in common? They’re both extra virgin

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There’s a reason why students are forbidden to play Fortnite during school It would be really hard to tell where all the gunshots are coming from

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What do you call it when you play Fortnite during the day-time? A sad depraved existence

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A dentist shoots a kid doing a fortnite dance. "You're bleeding because you were flossing"

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Me and my friend were playing fortnite I said, “let’s make this interesting”

So we stopped playing fortnite

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What does fortnite and Vietnam have in common Bushcamping

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I dreamed that my Fortnite account got deleted. I was really scared for a second that I played Fortnite.

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I stumbled upon an Islamic Fortnite Youtuber... His name was Allah-A

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I tried for two weeks to get into this game... But the Fortnite just wasn't worth it.

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You know what they call Fortnite in America? They call it a quarter battle with cheese.

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What do you call Fortnite with cows? A cattle royale.

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What would happen if we took all possible school shooters and put them in one school? Literally Fortnite

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Fortnite is like school ... you get out of the bus then the quiet kid who lives in their basement kills everyone

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Tried to change my password to Fortnite But apparently it's two week

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So I booted up Fortnite twice simultaneously, and it turned into a zombie survival game It was 28 Days Later

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Why is Fortnite a bad name for a game? It is too weak

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Buzzfeed is like Fortnite It's retarded

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Wow, that Fortnite game you're playing is super quick! Thought they would last at least two weeks.

Credit my dad.

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A vegan, an atheist, and a person who hates Fortnite walk into a bar Who's telling you first?

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What do fortnite and your mom have in common? Every twelve year old is into them.

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I’m finally coming out of the closet It’s been 25 minutes. My little brother sucks at hide and seek

I swear if he’s playing Fortnite right now.

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Marvel endgame spoiler joke (roses are red) Roses are red

Thor is fat

The god of thunder ends up playing fortnite and roasting children on voice chat

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I’m trying to cut down on my fortnite play time as I think I’m gaining an addiction I tend to play it every couple of weeks now.

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I like playing fortnite with my girlfriend because I got 2 chug jugs from 1 chest

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What do they call Player Unknown Battlegrounds in France? Fortnite battle royale, with cheese

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I dreamt that my Fortnite account got deleted I was really scared for a second that I played Fortnite

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What does your Girlfriend and Fortnite have in common? They both suck

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Fortnite is like the USA It used to be good and free, now it's neither.

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The government swore to shut down Fortnite due to claims of the video game aggravating children and teens worldwide. Two weeks later, Fortnight was finished.

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what do you call fortnite during the day? Babysitting

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In a recent video, Pewdiepie asked if there was fortnite in Iran No, there isn’t.
They can play outside

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All these kids breaking in to buildings and taking out the valuables make me sick. I mean, I can't understand why Fortnite is so popular.

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What do they call a Fortnite win in Paris? A victory royale with cheese

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What do you call a 21 year old fortnite player in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile.

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I want my little brother to be in a concentration camp He keeps playing fortnite instead of studying for his classes, smh

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i'm glad the minecraft good fortnite bad trend is over there's a difference between memes and just telling facts

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What’s the difference between a third person battle royale and a stronghold that doesn’t operate when the sun is up? Ones Fortnite and the others a night fort

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Soooo... Fortnite is pretty good

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What's common between Fortnite and American schools? You get out of school bus and start shooting others.

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Fortnite's Cinematic Universe Fortnite just inadvertently made the 2019 remake of "Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead"

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Day Two with out Fortnite Turns out spending time with my family isn't that bad, need to do this more often.

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What does my summer assignment and women have in common Fortnite stops me from doing it

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Fortnite is good Very funny I know

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What are 3 fortnite players inside a van falling of the cliff? A waste, because in the van you can fit 15


*Now you can copy the joke and change fortnite players to whatever you want*

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Did you know some can talk to a food and it becomes salted They just need to be 10 year olds that play fortnite and have access to their mum’s credit card

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Fortnite is a beautiful game, very competitive That's all the joke

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If I’m gonna be honest, idk what’s worse, the fact that people make money by playing fortnite Or the fact that fortnite makes even MORE money off these people playing fortnite.

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Middle school dance parties probably look like a fortnite lobby now. Lots of ridiculous dancing and and unnecessary shooting.

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My name jeff Add me on fortnite

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I'm a nerd and I just met the love of my life online. She's a girl gamer and wants to add me on fortnite, she watches all of the same anime shows as I do, and she says she'll give me a special surprise if I venmo her $30. I bet it's her fortnite username!!!

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What do you call it when you play Fortnite during the day? Day care

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What's a Fortnite player's favorite Disney character? SCAR

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Have you ever heard about the guy who plays fortnite and studies in Oxford? Jokes have a limit too.

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My wife still misses me because I play Fortnite too much... But her aim is improving ?

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Don't buy the Fortnite battle pass It only lasts two weeks

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Fortnite is a very popular new game It’s taking the world by storm.

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