Fortnite Jokes

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Funniest Fortnite Jokes

A Vegan, a Crossfitter and a Fortnite player walked into a bar I only know because they told everyone twice within 5 minutes.

School dances this year are going to be like Fortnite lobbies... Lots of stupid dance moves and unnecessary shooting

I heard that Fortnite put a limit of three outfits for players in Isreal. Jews aren't allowed to have four skins.

Funny Fortnite Jokes

Endgame spoiler! Roses are red

Thor is fat

God of thunder plays fortnite and roasts children on voice chat.

Guys I had a nightmare I dreamed that my Fortnite account got deleted.

I was really scared for a second that I played Fortnite.

No wonder fortnite is so popular among school children Who doesn’t love hopping off the bus and shooting everybody in sight?

What do fortnite players and olive oil have in common? They’re both extra virgin

There’s a reason why students are forbidden to play Fortnite during school It would be really hard to tell where all the gunshots are coming from

What do you call it when you play Fortnite during the day-time? A sad depraved existence

A dentist shoots a kid doing a fortnite dance. "You're bleeding because you were flossing"

Me and my friend were playing fortnite I said, “let’s make this interesting”

So we stopped playing fortnite

What does fortnite and Vietnam have in common Bushcamping

I dreamed that my Fortnite account got deleted. I was really scared for a second that I played Fortnite.

I stumbled upon an Islamic Fortnite Youtuber... His name was Allah-A

I tried for two weeks to get into this game... But the Fortnite just wasn't worth it.

You know what they call Fortnite in America? They call it a quarter battle with cheese.

What do you call Fortnite with cows? A cattle royale.

What would happen if we took all possible school shooters and put them in one school? Literally Fortnite

Tried to change my password to Fortnite But apparently it's two week

So I booted up Fortnite twice simultaneously, and it turned into a zombie survival game It was 28 Days Later

Why is Fortnite a bad name for a game? It is too weak

Buzzfeed is like Fortnite It's retarded

Wow, that Fortnite game you're playing is super quick! Thought they would last at least two weeks.

Credit my dad.

A vegan, an atheist, and a person who hates Fortnite walk into a bar Who's telling you first?

What do fortnite and your mom have in common? Every twelve year old is into them.

I’m finally coming out of the closet It’s been 25 minutes. My little brother sucks at hide and seek

I swear if he’s playing Fortnite right now.

Marvel endgame spoiler joke (roses are red) Roses are red

Thor is fat

The god of thunder ends up playing fortnite and roasting children on voice chat

I’m trying to cut down on my fortnite play time as I think I’m gaining an addiction I tend to play it every couple of weeks now.

I like playing fortnite with my girlfriend because I got 2 chug jugs from 1 chest

I dreamt that my Fortnite account got deleted I was really scared for a second that I played Fortnite

What does your Girlfriend and Fortnite have in common? They both suck

The government swore to shut down Fortnite due to claims of the video game aggravating children and teens worldwide. Two weeks later, Fortnight was finished.

what do you call fortnite during the day? Babysitting

In a recent video, Pewdiepie asked if there was fortnite in Iran No, there isn’t.
They can play outside

What do they call a Fortnite win in Paris? A victory royale with cheese

What do you call a 21 year old fortnite player in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile.

My name jeff Add me on fortnite

My wife still misses me because I play Fortnite too much... But her aim is improving ?

Have you ever heard about the guy who plays fortnite and studies in Oxford? Jokes have a limit too.

New Fortnite Jokes

What's common between Fortnite and American schools? You get out of school bus and start shooting others.

Fortnite's Cinematic Universe Fortnite just inadvertently made the 2019 remake of "Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead"

Day Two with out Fortnite Turns out spending time with my family isn't that bad, need to do this more often.

What does my summer assignment and women have in common Fortnite stops me from doing it

Fortnite is good Very funny I know

What are 3 fortnite players inside a van falling of the cliff? A waste, because in the van you can fit 15


*Now you can copy the joke and change fortnite players to whatever you want*

Did you know some can talk to a food and it becomes salted They just need to be 10 year olds that play fortnite and have access to their mum’s credit card

Fortnite is a beautiful game, very competitive That's all the joke

If I’m gonna be honest, idk what’s worse, the fact that people make money by playing fortnite Or the fact that fortnite makes even MORE money off these people playing fortnite.

Middle school dance parties probably look like a fortnite lobby now. Lots of ridiculous dancing and and unnecessary shooting.

I'm a nerd and I just met the love of my life online. She's a girl gamer and wants to add me on fortnite, she watches all of the same anime shows as I do, and she says she'll give me a special surprise if I venmo her $30. I bet it's her fortnite username!!!

What do you call it when you play Fortnite during the day? Day care

What's a Fortnite player's favorite Disney character? SCAR

Don't buy the Fortnite battle pass It only lasts two weeks

Fortnite is a very popular new game It’s taking the world by storm.

Long Fortnite Jokes

[OC] A popular Fortnite competition was held.

A lot of teenagers - some who never played the game, some new, and some who are very good at the game where participating.

While the event was going on, a gigantic muscular monster entered, gobbled as many people as it could, and then ran away.

It was later found out that all the noobs were alive. Why?

>! Because the muscular monster only ate pro teens !<