A Vegan, a Crossfitter and a Fortnite player walked into a bar I only know because they told everyone twice within 5 minutes.
School dances this year are going to be like Fortnite lobbies... Lots of stupid dance moves and unnecessary shooting
I heard that Fortnite put a limit of three outfits for players in Isreal. Jews aren't allowed to have four skins.
Roses are red
Thor is fat
God of thunder plays fortnite and roasts children on voice chat.
Guys I had a nightmare
I dreamed that my Fortnite account got deleted.
I was really scared for a second that I played Fortnite.
No wonder fortnite is so popular among school children Who doesn’t love hopping off the bus and shooting everybody in sight?
What do fortnite players and olive oil have in common? They’re both extra virgin
There’s a reason why students are forbidden to play Fortnite during school It would be really hard to tell where all the gunshots are coming from
What do you call it when you play Fortnite during the day-time? A sad depraved existence
A dentist shoots a kid doing a fortnite dance. "You're bleeding because you were flossing"
Me and my friend were playing fortnite
I said, “let’s make this interesting”
So we stopped playing fortnite
What does fortnite and Vietnam have in common Bushcamping
I dreamed that my Fortnite account got deleted. I was really scared for a second that I played Fortnite.
I stumbled upon an Islamic Fortnite Youtuber... His name was Allah-A
I tried for two weeks to get into this game... But the Fortnite just wasn't worth it.
You know what they call Fortnite in America? They call it a quarter battle with cheese.
What do you call Fortnite with cows? A cattle royale.
What would happen if we took all possible school shooters and put them in one school? Literally Fortnite
Fortnite is like school ... you get out of the bus then the quiet kid who lives in their basement kills everyone
Tried to change my password to Fortnite But apparently it's two week
So I booted up Fortnite twice simultaneously, and it turned into a zombie survival game It was 28 Days Later
Why is Fortnite a bad name for a game? It is too weak
Buzzfeed is like Fortnite It's retarded
Wow, that Fortnite game you're playing is super quick!
Thought they would last at least two weeks.
Credit my dad.
A vegan, an atheist, and a person who hates Fortnite walk into a bar Who's telling you first?
What do fortnite and your mom have in common? Every twelve year old is into them.
I’m finally coming out of the closet
It’s been 25 minutes. My little brother sucks at hide and seek
I swear if he’s playing Fortnite right now.
Marvel endgame spoiler joke (roses are red)
Roses are red
Thor is fat
The god of thunder ends up playing fortnite and roasting children on voice chat
I’m trying to cut down on my fortnite play time as I think I’m gaining an addiction I tend to play it every couple of weeks now.
I like playing fortnite with my girlfriend because I got 2 chug jugs from 1 chest
What do they call Player Unknown Battlegrounds in France? Fortnite battle royale, with cheese
I dreamt that my Fortnite account got deleted I was really scared for a second that I played Fortnite
What does your Girlfriend and Fortnite have in common? They both suck
Fortnite is like the USA It used to be good and free, now it's neither.
The government swore to shut down Fortnite due to claims of the video game aggravating children and teens worldwide. Two weeks later, Fortnight was finished.
what do you call fortnite during the day? Babysitting
In a recent video, Pewdiepie asked if there was fortnite in Iran
No, there isn’t.
They can play outside
All these kids breaking in to buildings and taking out the valuables make me sick. I mean, I can't understand why Fortnite is so popular.
What do they call a Fortnite win in Paris? A victory royale with cheese
What do you call a 21 year old fortnite player in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile.
I want my little brother to be in a concentration camp He keeps playing fortnite instead of studying for his classes, smh
i'm glad the minecraft good fortnite bad trend is over there's a difference between memes and just telling facts
What’s the difference between a third person battle royale and a stronghold that doesn’t operate when the sun is up? Ones Fortnite and the others a night fort
Soooo... Fortnite is pretty good
What's common between Fortnite and American schools? You get out of school bus and start shooting others.
Fortnite's Cinematic Universe Fortnite just inadvertently made the 2019 remake of "Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead"
Day Two with out Fortnite Turns out spending time with my family isn't that bad, need to do this more often.
What does my summer assignment and women have in common Fortnite stops me from doing it
Fortnite is good Very funny I know
What are 3 fortnite players inside a van falling of the cliff?
A waste, because in the van you can fit 15
*Now you can copy the joke and change fortnite players to whatever you want*
Did you know some can talk to a food and it becomes salted They just need to be 10 year olds that play fortnite and have access to their mum’s credit card
Fortnite is a beautiful game, very competitive That's all the joke
If I’m gonna be honest, idk what’s worse, the fact that people make money by playing fortnite Or the fact that fortnite makes even MORE money off these people playing fortnite.
Middle school dance parties probably look like a fortnite lobby now. Lots of ridiculous dancing and and unnecessary shooting.
My name jeff Add me on fortnite
I'm a nerd and I just met the love of my life online. She's a girl gamer and wants to add me on fortnite, she watches all of the same anime shows as I do, and she says she'll give me a special surprise if I venmo her $30. I bet it's her fortnite username!!!
What do you call it when you play Fortnite during the day? Day care
What's a Fortnite player's favorite Disney character? SCAR
Have you ever heard about the guy who plays fortnite and studies in Oxford? Jokes have a limit too.
My wife still misses me because I play Fortnite too much... But her aim is improving ?
Don't buy the Fortnite battle pass It only lasts two weeks
Fortnite is a very popular new game It’s taking the world by storm.