Hilarious Darkest Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

I'm so much in debt, I can't afford to pay my electric bill... These are the darkest days of my life...

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I’m in so much debt, I can’t afford to pay my electric bill. These are the darkest days of my life.

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In college I was so broke I couldn’t afford the electricity bill Those were the darkest days of my life.

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In the past, I was so broke I couldn’t afford the electricity bill... Those were the darkest days of my life

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Which Harry Potter book is the darkest? Order of the Phoenix, because that’s when it starts getting Dead Sirius.

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I remember how embarrassed I was when I couldn't pay my electric bill It was the darkest day of my life

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It is during our darkest moments... That we need to replace the batteries of the flashlight

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The darkest joke I have ever read My wife just accused me of hating her side of the family and relatives. I replied, "No, I don't hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law a lot better than I like mine."

Edit - It was written in vantablack.

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The Darkest Joke What's worse than a baby in a dumpster?

... A baby in two dumpsters.

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What's the darkest dark humor joke you got? I start!..

What's the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani elementary school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

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I once got into so much debt I couldn't even afford my electricity bills, they were the darkest times of my life.

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Travelling through the deepest darkest jungles of Africa with my man servant Jeeves .... We broke through the dense undergrowth into a small clearing. There were eggs everywhere. I turned to Jeeves and said "This is obviously the work of poachers"

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College days In college I was so broke I couldn’t pay the electricity bill.
These were the darkest days of my life.

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What's the darkest joke you know? I've always been a fan or dark humor, so, what's the darkest joke you know. no boundaries, no getting offended. please don't downvote anyone because you find it offensive, that's life, get over it.

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One of the darkest jokes I know. # How can you tell if your oven's done preheating?

Mr. Goldstein's stopped screaming.

[Edit: a typo]

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Some people say that 9/11 was America's darkest hour but they got it backwards, 11/9

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Why were Huma Abedin's darkest fears about seduction by Bill Clinton unfounded? Because ultimately it was Hillary who ended up showing her the Huma door.

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2016's been bad! But today is definitely the darkest!

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Oh come-on, You cant call Hitler a Racist, All of the world's darkest people worked for him.

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You know what the greatest thing about January 20th 2017 12:01 AM? That is when its going to be the darkest before the Donald

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Deep at the bottom of the darkest trench off the ocean lives the most feared sea monster to ever exist. The Kraken, Urbutt.

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I asked a scientist what the darkest material on earth was... He said, Sarah Silverman's monologue.

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Dark times I remember how embarrassed I was when I couldn’t pay my electric bill.
It was the darkest day of my life.

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You know what’s bothering me lately? Black is actually the darkest shade of white.

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It shouldn't be surprising our first black president was elected prior to Trump It's always darkest before Don

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Last year, I couldn't affort electricity bills for two months It was the darkest time of my life.

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