My biology teacher grew human vocal chords from stem cells in the lab, the results... ... speak for themselves
I failed my biology test today. Apparently, "black guys" isn't the answer to the question "What is found in cells."
I took my biology exam last Friday. I was asked to name two things commonly found in cells. Apparently Blacks and Mexicans was NOT the correct answer.
I failed a biology test today, they had asked me what was commonly found in cells Apparently black people was not the answer.
In biology class my teacher asked "What is most commonly found in cells?" Apparently "black people" was not the right answer
I missed a question on my biology exam today. The question was "what are commonly found in cells?" I guess "black people" wasn't the right answer.
So I took a biology test the other day...
One of the questions was, "name two things commonly found in cells."
Apparently, young blacks and latinos was not the right answer.
my 14 year old came back with this after his biology class
Q. who was the Jewish prophet that led the water molecules across the partially permeable membrane?
I made a DNA joke in my biology class but no one laughed. Guess my thymine was off.
I was asked on a biology test "what is most commonly found in cells" Black people was the wrong answer...
I failed my AP Biology test...
They asked; "what is something commonly found in cells?"
Apparently black people wasn't the correct answer
I took my Biology exam last Friday I was asked to name two things commonly found in cells. Apparently "Blacks" and "Mexicans" were NOT the correct answers.
A frog telephones a psychic hotline
and is told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."
"Great," says the frog, "Will I meet her at a party?"
"No," said the psychic, "Next year - in biology class."
I failed my biology test today.
The question was: "What is commonly found in cells?"
Apparently, "African Americans" wasn't the correct answer.
My biology teacher asked me what was the ugliest vegetable IMO. Apparently, Stephen Hawking was the wrong answer.
I was being mugged the other day...
The guy said, "Give me all your money or else you're biology!"
I said, "Don't you mean history?"
He told me "Don't change the subject!"
My biology professor's favorite joke
What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme!
Why are eye jokes worse than toe jokes?
Because toe jokes may be cheesy, but eye jokes are cornea.
(Biology students roll up)
However, they're still full of humour.
Can anyone name a disease?
I can sir.
Well done. Whose next?
Why was the physics teacher and the biology teacher always fighting? They didn't have any chemistry.
Today I Failed my Biology Test.
One of the questions asked. “What are normally found inside cells?”
Apparently, ‘Black People’ was not the correct answer.
When a plant is sad, what do other plants do?
A male frog goes to a psychic.
The psychic tells him, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."
The frog becomes excited, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party?"
"No," says the psychic, "in her biology class."
Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?
BECAUSE There was no chemistry.
I failed my biology test today. There was a question that asked, "What is commonly found in cells?" I guess my teacher didn't think "black people" was a good answer.
The biology teacher told us our skin is the biggest organ... Here i was thinking it was the one they play in the church down the road!
In their biology class, students are given an activity that introduces them to relative dating... One Student: "Relative Dating? This isn't Alabama!"
The biology teacher asks Johnny if he can describe what a specimen is? Sure teach, a specimen is an Italian astronaut!
My biology teacher said there is no evolutionary advantage to blue eyes. She must have never heard of the holocaust.
My biology teacher flunked me when she asked me what is commonly found in cells. Apparently, black people wasn't the answer she was looking for.
Biology makes me feel alive. Get it? Got it? Good.
Two guys were sitting in a library One guy tells the other,"Hey bro, can you pass me the biology book?". Hearing this, the librarian hushed him and said,"Be silent!". Hearing this, this guy repeats the question,"Hey ro, can you pass me the iology ook?".
My biology teacher tells me that I need to focus more in lessons.
They say I always ask off topic questions. But I'm just interested, that's all.
Science is interesting. Apparently there is a species of fish called "irrelevant".
Reed Richards posses a mastery of mechanical, aerospace, electrical engineering, chemistry and biology But we all know why he's called Mr. Fantastick.
What do you call the study of unsanitary occupations? Mike-Rowe biology.