My biology teacher grew human vocal chords from stem cells in the lab, the results... ... speak for themselves
I failed my biology test today. Apparently, "black guys" isn't the answer to the question "What is found in cells."
I took my biology exam last Friday. I was asked to name two things commonly found in cells. Apparently Blacks and Mexicans was NOT the correct answer.
I failed a biology test today, they had asked me what was commonly found in cells Apparently black people was not the answer.
In biology class my teacher asked "What is most commonly found in cells?" Apparently "black people" was not the right answer
I missed a question on my biology exam today. The question was "what are commonly found in cells?" I guess "black people" wasn't the right answer.
So I took a biology test the other day...
One of the questions was, "name two things commonly found in cells."
Apparently, young blacks and latinos was not the right answer.
my 14 year old came back with this after his biology class
Q. who was the Jewish prophet that led the water molecules across the partially permeable membrane?
I was asked on a biology test "what is most commonly found in cells" Black people was the wrong answer...
I failed my AP Biology test...
They asked; "what is something commonly found in cells?"
Apparently black people wasn't the correct answer
I took my Biology exam last Friday I was asked to name two things commonly found in cells. Apparently "Blacks" and "Mexicans" were NOT the correct answers.
A frog telephones a psychic hotline
and is told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."
"Great," says the frog, "Will I meet her at a party?"
"No," said the psychic, "Next year - in biology class."
I failed my biology test today.
The question was: "What is commonly found in cells?"
Apparently, "African Americans" wasn't the correct answer.
My biology teacher asked me what was the ugliest vegetable IMO. Apparently, Stephen Hawking was the wrong answer.
My biology professor's favorite joke
What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme!
Today I Failed my Biology Test.
One of the questions asked. “What are normally found inside cells?”
Apparently, ‘Black People’ was not the correct answer.
Why was the physics teacher and the biology teacher always fighting? They didn't have any chemistry.
Can anyone name a disease?
I can sir.
Well done. Whose next?
A male frog goes to a psychic.
The psychic tells him, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."
The frog becomes excited, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party?"
"No," says the psychic, "in her biology class."
The science teacher was discussing insects in her biology class.
She said, "Moths always fly with their legs apart. Can anybody tell me why?"
The quick witted retort came flying back "Well miss have you seen the size of moth balls?"
Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?
BECAUSE There was no chemistry.
I failed my biology test today. There was a question that asked, "What is commonly found in cells?" I guess my teacher didn't think "black people" was a good answer.
The biology teacher told us our skin is the biggest organ... Here i was thinking it was the one they play in the church down the road!
In their biology class, students are given an activity that introduces them to relative dating... One Student: "Relative Dating? This isn't Alabama!"
The biology teacher asks Johnny if he can describe what a specimen is? Sure teach, a specimen is an Italian astronaut!
My biology teacher said there is no evolutionary advantage to blue eyes. She must have never heard of the holocaust.
I failed my Biology test yesterday
I was asked to name a parasite currently living in Britain.
Apparently 'Muslims' isn't the correct answer.
FROG'S DREAM GIRL
A frog goes to a fortune teller and asks if he is going meet a young girl.
The psychic tells him, "Yes, you are."
The frog replies, "Where? In a bar or at a party?"
The psychic says, "In biology class."
In biology they ask us what we find in cells
Apparently black people wasn't the right answer.
I'll see myself out.
What did the biology teacher tell the frog? Looks aren't everything, it's what inside you that really matters.
A frog calls a psychic...
His personal psychic tells him that he is going to meet a beautiful girl who will want to know everything about him.
The frog says, “This is great! Will I meet her at a party?”
The psychic says, “No, biology class”
Crappy biology bar joke
A few cells enter a bar. They sit in a corner and talk amongst themselves, drink moderately and don't pick up a fight with anyone. They leave the bar quietly.
Because they were cultured cells..
Frog's Dream Girl
A small frog goes to a fortune teller and asks if he is going meet a young girl.
The psychic says, "Yes, you are."
The frog replies, "Where? In a bar or at a party?"
The psychic says, "In biology class."
I once lied in biology class and told everyone I could touch the tiny hairs in my nose - They all laughed. I'd never felt cilia.
The relationship between the Physics teacher and biology teacher in my brother's school didn't last long... They had no chemistry et. al.
Biology Teacher : Everybody draw female reproductive organ.
*One girl felt shy and looked down*
A boy shouted : Mam, she's copying.
Trump recommends taking chloroquine phosphate. Anyone who listens will be given a posthumous degree in biology from Trump University and a guarantee the Coronavirus will not kill them.
A kid talks to his dad about coronavirus
Kid: "Dad, why is coronavirus infecting so many people?"
Dad: *explains the biology of a virus and how it affects the immune system*
Kid: "Dad, I don't get it..."
Dad: "Don't worry son, you'll get it soon enough."
So We were learning about cell division in biology class today.
I ended up stubbing my toe somehow and i had to go home because it hurt so bad.
When my sister asked what hurt, i said “mitosis.”
Today in biology class we got an extra lesson about the corona virus You could say it was a corona extra
Two guys were sitting in a library One guy tells the other,"Hey bro, can you pass me the biology book?". Hearing this, the librarian hushed him and said,"Be silent!". Hearing this, this guy repeats the question,"Hey ro, can you pass me the iology ook?".
Everyday biology pun
What do you get when you mix picture day with writing a biology essay?
What would a funny biology teacher say to a class full of homosexuals? You're algae and I'm a fungi.
I got kicked out of biology class today for eating during the lesson... Apparently it's called an "Eye disection" not "Eye digestion"
Reed Richards posses a mastery of mechanical, aerospace, electrical engineering, chemistry and biology But we all know why he's called Mr. Fantastick.
You hear about the kid that threw his biology test in the trash, yet still managed to pass? Turns out, it was bio-D-gradable.
Paige finishes writing her biology dissertation and hands it in to the lecturer the following day.
He quickly flicks through it and realises something is missing.
"Where's your appendix page?"
"Easy", she says, and points to her lower abdomen.
So I failed my biology test today The question was what is commonly found in cells. Apparently the correct answer wasn't black people.
My biology teacher tells me that I need to focus more in lessons.
They say I always ask off topic questions. But I'm just interested, that's all.
Science is interesting. Apparently there is a species of fish called "irrelevant".
A biology teacher runs into a bank holding a flower. He says "Everybody on the ground, I have a pistil!"
Little Ahmed is doing his biology homework.
He comes upon a question: "What separates the head from the body?"
Ahmed answers: "The axe"
My friend is an expert in Finance and Marine Biology Which makes borrowing money from him a problem, since he's a real Loan Shark.
My father teaches biology and Spanish..
Him: Ok, who can tell me what these are?
Me: (Raises hand) Soy Beans!
Him: Much gusto, Beans! Me llamo Dad.
If you don't know how to answer a question on a flower biology test... You can always guess the anther
Biology is the only science in which multiplication is the same thing as division. Multiplication in biology means reproduction, which is microscopically accomplished by cell division.
Signing up for Marine biology this semester was disappointing. I never learned what’s going on in Le Pen’s head.
So I was telling my dad
That the entire team that worked on finding Nemo had to take fish biology 101. Then he says "so does it ever bother you that the fish are talking?"
That was the hardest I laughed in a while
I asked my Biology professor if he had any patients. He didn't seem too thrilled with me after that...
My biology teacher flunked me when she asked me what is commonly found in cells. Apparently, black people wasn't the answer she was looking for.
I failed my biology test today
A question asked, "What is commonly found in cells?"
Apparently "black people" wasn't the right answer