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If there's one thing Minecraft has taught me . . . It's to never spend diamonds on a hoe.

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Everyone's excited for the new Minecraft movie. It's sure to be a real blockbuster

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If Minecraft has ever taught us anything... It’s that you shouldn’t spend diamonds on hoes

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I made fun of the official Minecraft Twitter account So they blocked me

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From my four and a half year old, while we're playing Minecraft together "Do you know how to make the cows quiet daddy?"

Me: "I guess you just turn down the volume"

Him: "No, you press the moooot button!"

Good kid, good kid ... Made me laugh anyways

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What happens to Minecraft characters when they turn 16? They grow cubic hair!

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I Can't wait for the Minecraft movie It's going to be a blockbuster

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I've been playing Minecraft lately.... It's a very top-Notch game

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I just heard that there's going to be a Minecraft movie… …it's gonna be a blockbuster.

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What genre would a Minecraft Movie be? A Block-buster

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Did you guys hear about the new Minecraft movie coming out? I heard it's going to be a blockbuster

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Minecraft Me: I love minecraft
Friend: can i please join
Me: no
Friend: why not?
Me: this is minecraft not ourcraft

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Minecraft taught me one thing It's never a good idea to spend diamonds on a hoe

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Soviet Russia would've banned Minecraft Until it was called "Ourcraft"

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Why was Minecraft the movie cancelled? Because all of the actors wore blockface.

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If Hitler were alive today, he'd hate playing Minecraft Whenever he'd start mining diamonds, his generals would yell out "mine fewer!"

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What’s the difference between a regular cat and a Minecraft cat? you’re allowed to move when a Minecraft cat sits on your chest.

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What did they call the Minecraft player who built a clock in-game to chime at 4:20? A Redstoner.

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What do priests and people who date on minecraft have in common? They're both really into miners.

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I’m trying to make a meme on breaking bedrock in Minecraft But it’s way to hard

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In Minecraft, there are the Overworld Lands, the End Lands, and the... Nether Lands.

Now I know why I can't play Minecraft in my Dutch class.

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How do you know Minecraft Steve is interested in a a girl? He looks at her chest.

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What would happen if Minecraft went communist It would be ourcraft

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Steve From Minecraft walks into a bar. The bartender says “Hrmm, I can’t get you a drink.”
Steve asks why. The bartender replies with,

“We don’t serve Miners.”

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Minecraft is 10 years old Older than half the people that play the game

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What’s the difference between Minecraft and Lovecraft? Apparently not much based on Notch’s twitter

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What do you have to allocate in order to crash a Minecraft server on purpose? Premeditated Wam.

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Minecraft PiCkUp LiNeS Girl, are you a redstone torch, because you really turn me on

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What was Jeffrey Epstein's Minecraft Server called? Miner's Welcome.

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Why are minecraft players virgins? It would be wrong to smash a miner

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A fight happened in my Christian Minecraft server Nothing too big.Just a little "Frick"tion

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Minecraft releases a new movie Critics say its a block buster!

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What does Hitler name his Minecraft worlds? Mein Kraft

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I just love the new minecraft update. It's groundbreaking.

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What do you call a Minecraft server run for autistic children? A regular Minecraft server.

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I got Minecraft for my girlfriend Best trade ever

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Who has mind stone Minecraft Steve, because he has mined stone

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What was the first thing michael jackson did when he loaded into a new minecraft world He punched a tree-ee

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My boyfriend locks the door to the room and stays up playing Minecraft all night and its weird He says things like "oh yeah, deeper, deeper." And "oh, it's gonna blow!"

I mean, I like digging and hate creepers too but sheesh.

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i'm glad the minecraft good fortnite bad trend is over there's a difference between memes and just telling facts

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i have killed 123 zombies 346 skeletons and i have bread over 1000 villagers. i also play minecraft every now and then

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What do you get when you combine Minecraft and Sea of Thieves? Sea of Steves

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What do Minecraft players call their crotch? Their Nether regions.

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When your Minecraft girlfriend dies... And respawns on your friends bed.

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The Arabic version of Minecraft runs approximately 4% faster. Because the letters are more aerodynamic.

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Why does the minecraft enderdragon never reads a book ? Because he always starts at the end

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I was playing Minecraft earlier... Creating some nice parks, linking them together. After a while, I made it to the end to fight the Ender Dragon. It did end up killing me, but since I was *in the end, it doesn't even matter.*

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What did the minecraft villager say before he died? hmm

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Hey Baby, are you a Minecraft Tree? Because I wanna beat you to death with my fist.

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Whatvwas the first thing elvis did when he got on his minecraft world He punched a tree-ee

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Minecraft was spamming me with messages So in the end I decided to block them Happy Birthday Minecraft

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You know something? Minecraft taught me a valuable life lesson

Never spend your diamonds on a hoe

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Been playing Minecraft with my niece. There's a creature called a Mooshroom. It's a cow with a fungal infection. Just like my sister.

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Did you here about the Minecraft movie? I hear it's going to be a block buster

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What is Minecraft called in North Korea? Ourcraft

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What country plays minecraft the most? The netherlands.

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Why do kids love Minecraft Because they are Minors.

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They should make a Minecraft movie It would be a blockbuster.

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Did you hear about Microsoft buying Minecraft for several million dollars? If only they realised that Minecraft cost 30$.

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