From my four and a half year old, while we're playing Minecraft together
"Do you know how to make the cows quiet daddy?"
Me: "I guess you just turn down the volume"
Him: "No, you press the moooot button!"
Good kid, good kid ... Made me laugh anyways
Did you guys hear about the new Minecraft movie coming out? I heard it's going to be a blockbuster
Me: I love minecraft
Friend: can i please join
Friend: why not?
Me: this is minecraft not ourcraft
If Hitler were alive today, he'd hate playing Minecraft Whenever he'd start mining diamonds, his generals would yell out "mine fewer!"
What’s the difference between a regular cat and a Minecraft cat? you’re allowed to move when a Minecraft cat sits on your chest.
What did they call the Minecraft player who built a clock in-game to chime at 4:20? A Redstoner.
What do priests and people who date on minecraft have in common? They're both really into miners.
In Minecraft, there are the Overworld Lands, the End Lands, and the...
Now I know why I can't play Minecraft in my Dutch class.
Steve From Minecraft walks into a bar.
The bartender says “Hrmm, I can’t get you a drink.”
Steve asks why. The bartender replies with,
“We don’t serve Miners.”
What’s the difference between Minecraft and Lovecraft? Apparently not much based on Notch’s twitter
What do you have to allocate in order to crash a Minecraft server on purpose? Premeditated Wam.
What was the first thing michael jackson did when he loaded into a new minecraft world He punched a tree-ee
i'm glad the minecraft good fortnite bad trend is over there's a difference between memes and just telling facts
i have killed 123 zombies 346 skeletons and i have bread over 1000 villagers. i also play minecraft every now and then
The Arabic version of Minecraft runs approximately 4% faster. Because the letters are more aerodynamic.
I was playing Minecraft earlier... Creating some nice parks, linking them together. After a while, I made it to the end to fight the Ender Dragon. It did end up killing me, but since I was *in the end, it doesn't even matter.*
Minecraft was spamming me with messages So in the end I decided to block them Happy Birthday Minecraft
You know something?
Minecraft taught me a valuable life lesson
Never spend your diamonds on a hoe
Been playing Minecraft with my niece. There's a creature called a Mooshroom. It's a cow with a fungal infection. Just like my sister.