Minecraft Jokes

Funny Minecraft Jokes
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If there's one thing Minecraft has taught me . . . It's to never spend diamonds on a hoe.

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Everyone's excited for the new Minecraft movie. It's sure to be a real blockbuster

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Minecraft is probably what hitler would have titled his autobiography if he had gotten into art school

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What would Mark Zuckerberg add to the game, if he created MineCraft? Data.

So he can mine it.

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If Minecraft has ever taught us anything... It’s that you shouldn’t spend diamonds on hoes

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I made fun of the official Minecraft Twitter account So they blocked me

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What’s the square root of Minecraft? There’s three, actually. The potatoes, the carrots, and the beetroots.

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What happens to Minecraft characters when they turn 16? They grow cubic hair!

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What is Minecraft? Adolf Hitler's lesser known second book about his love of knitting.

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I Can't wait for the Minecraft movie It's going to be a blockbuster

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What’s the first thing Micheal Jackson does when playing Minecraft? He changes his skin.

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I've been playing Minecraft lately.... It's a very top-Notch game

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I just heard that there's going to be a Minecraft movie… …it's gonna be a blockbuster.

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What genre would a Minecraft Movie be? A Block-buster

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Did you guys hear about the new Minecraft movie coming out? I heard it's going to be a blockbuster

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Minecraft Me: I love minecraft
Friend: can i please join
Me: no
Friend: why not?
Me: this is minecraft not ourcraft

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Minecraft taught me one thing It's never a good idea to spend diamonds on a hoe

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What did chlorine say to iodine when they were playing minecraft? Bromine

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What do you call it when you don’t want to talk to someone in Minecraft? You block them.


P.S. Happy ten years Minecraft.

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Soviet Russia would've banned Minecraft Until it was called "Ourcraft"

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What do priests and people who date on minecraft have in common? They're both really into miners.

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What is Minecraft? It's Hitler's lesser known second book about his love of knitting. Officially the title is Mein Kraft but, the kids like this spelling more.

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In Minecraft, there are the Overworld Lands, the End Lands, and the... Nether Lands.

Now I know why I can't play Minecraft in my Dutch class.

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I’m trying to make a meme on breaking bedrock in Minecraft But it’s way to hard

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If Hitler were alive today, he'd hate playing Minecraft Whenever he'd start mining diamonds, his generals would yell out "mine fewer!"

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What’s the difference between a regular cat and a Minecraft cat? you’re allowed to move when a Minecraft cat sits on your chest.

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Minecraft releases a new movie Critics say its a block buster!

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What does Hitler name his Minecraft worlds? Mein Kraft

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What would happen if Minecraft went communist It would be ourcraft

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My boyfriend locks the door to the room and stays up playing Minecraft all night and its weird He says things like "oh yeah, deeper, deeper." And "oh, it's gonna blow!"

I mean, I like digging and hate creepers too but sheesh.

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Whatvwas the first thing elvis did when he got on his minecraft world He punched a tree-ee

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Hey Baby, are you a Minecraft Tree? Because I wanna beat you to death with my fist.

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If pewdiepie had a serious battle in minecraft, what would his team be called? svengers

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I’m excited for Minecraft’s caves&cliffs update But it will probably have its ups and downs.

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I just love the new minecraft update. It's groundbreaking.

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Did you hear about Microsoft buying Minecraft for several million dollars? If only they realised that Minecraft cost 30$.

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Been playing Minecraft with my niece. There's a creature called a Mooshroom. It's a cow with a fungal infection. Just like my sister.

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