If there's one thing Minecraft has taught me . . . It's to never spend diamonds on a hoe.
Everyone's excited for the new Minecraft movie. It's sure to be a real blockbuster
Minecraft is probably what hitler would have titled his autobiography if he had gotten into art school
What would Mark Zuckerberg add to the game, if he created MineCraft?
Data.
So he can mine it.
If Minecraft has ever taught us anything... It’s that you shouldn’t spend diamonds on hoes
I made fun of the official Minecraft Twitter account So they blocked me
What’s the square root of Minecraft? There’s three, actually. The potatoes, the carrots, and the beetroots.
What happens to Minecraft characters when they turn 16? They grow cubic hair!
What is Minecraft? Adolf Hitler's lesser known second book about his love of knitting.
I Can't wait for the Minecraft movie It's going to be a blockbuster
What’s the first thing Micheal Jackson does when playing Minecraft? He changes his skin.
I've been playing Minecraft lately.... It's a very top-Notch game
I just heard that there's going to be a Minecraft movie… …it's gonna be a blockbuster.
What genre would a Minecraft Movie be? A Block-buster
Did you guys hear about the new Minecraft movie coming out? I heard it's going to be a blockbuster
Minecraft
Me: I love minecraft
Friend: can i please join
Me: no
Friend: why not?
Me: this is minecraft not ourcraft
Minecraft taught me one thing It's never a good idea to spend diamonds on a hoe
What did chlorine say to iodine when they were playing minecraft? Bromine
What do you call it when you don’t want to talk to someone in Minecraft?
You block them.
P.S. Happy ten years Minecraft.
Soviet Russia would've banned Minecraft Until it was called "Ourcraft"
What do priests and people who date on minecraft have in common? They're both really into miners.
What is Minecraft? It's Hitler's lesser known second book about his love of knitting. Officially the title is Mein Kraft but, the kids like this spelling more.
In Minecraft, there are the Overworld Lands, the End Lands, and the...
Nether Lands.
Now I know why I can't play Minecraft in my Dutch class.
I’m trying to make a meme on breaking bedrock in Minecraft But it’s way to hard
If Hitler were alive today, he'd hate playing Minecraft Whenever he'd start mining diamonds, his generals would yell out "mine fewer!"
What’s the difference between a regular cat and a Minecraft cat? you’re allowed to move when a Minecraft cat sits on your chest.
Minecraft releases a new movie Critics say its a block buster!
What does Hitler name his Minecraft worlds? Mein Kraft
What would happen if Minecraft went communist It would be ourcraft
My boyfriend locks the door to the room and stays up playing Minecraft all night and its weird
He says things like "oh yeah, deeper, deeper." And "oh, it's gonna blow!"
I mean, I like digging and hate creepers too but sheesh.
Whatvwas the first thing elvis did when he got on his minecraft world He punched a tree-ee
Hey Baby, are you a Minecraft Tree? Because I wanna beat you to death with my fist.
If pewdiepie had a serious battle in minecraft, what would his team be called? svengers
Why do kids love Minecraft Because they are Minors.
What do you call a Minecraft server run for autistic children? A regular Minecraft server.
Did you hear about Microsoft buying Minecraft for several million dollars? If only they realised that Minecraft cost 30$.
What country plays minecraft the most? The netherlands.