If there's one thing Minecraft has taught me . . . It's to never spend diamonds on a hoe.
Everyone's excited for the new Minecraft movie. It's sure to be a real blockbuster
If Minecraft has ever taught us anything... It’s that you shouldn’t spend diamonds on hoes
I made fun of the official Minecraft Twitter account So they blocked me
From my four and a half year old, while we're playing Minecraft together
"Do you know how to make the cows quiet daddy?"
Me: "I guess you just turn down the volume"
Him: "No, you press the moooot button!"
Good kid, good kid ... Made me laugh anyways
What happens to Minecraft characters when they turn 16? They grow cubic hair!
I Can't wait for the Minecraft movie It's going to be a blockbuster
I've been playing Minecraft lately.... It's a very top-Notch game
I just heard that there's going to be a Minecraft movie… …it's gonna be a blockbuster.
What genre would a Minecraft Movie be? A Block-buster
Did you guys hear about the new Minecraft movie coming out? I heard it's going to be a blockbuster
Me: I love minecraft
Friend: can i please join
Friend: why not?
Me: this is minecraft not ourcraft
Minecraft taught me one thing It's never a good idea to spend diamonds on a hoe
Soviet Russia would've banned Minecraft Until it was called "Ourcraft"
Why was Minecraft the movie cancelled? Because all of the actors wore blockface.
If Hitler were alive today, he'd hate playing Minecraft Whenever he'd start mining diamonds, his generals would yell out "mine fewer!"
What’s the difference between a regular cat and a Minecraft cat? you’re allowed to move when a Minecraft cat sits on your chest.
What did they call the Minecraft player who built a clock in-game to chime at 4:20? A Redstoner.
What do priests and people who date on minecraft have in common? They're both really into miners.
I’m trying to make a meme on breaking bedrock in Minecraft But it’s way to hard
In Minecraft, there are the Overworld Lands, the End Lands, and the...
Now I know why I can't play Minecraft in my Dutch class.
How do you know Minecraft Steve is interested in a a girl? He looks at her chest.
What would happen if Minecraft went communist It would be ourcraft
Steve From Minecraft walks into a bar.
The bartender says “Hrmm, I can’t get you a drink.”
Steve asks why. The bartender replies with,
“We don’t serve Miners.”
Minecraft is 10 years old Older than half the people that play the game
What’s the difference between Minecraft and Lovecraft? Apparently not much based on Notch’s twitter
What do you have to allocate in order to crash a Minecraft server on purpose? Premeditated Wam.
Minecraft PiCkUp LiNeS Girl, are you a redstone torch, because you really turn me on
What was Jeffrey Epstein's Minecraft Server called? Miner's Welcome.
Why are minecraft players virgins? It would be wrong to smash a miner
A fight happened in my Christian Minecraft server Nothing too big.Just a little "Frick"tion
Minecraft releases a new movie Critics say its a block buster!
What does Hitler name his Minecraft worlds? Mein Kraft
I just love the new minecraft update. It's groundbreaking.
What do you call a Minecraft server run for autistic children? A regular Minecraft server.
I got Minecraft for my girlfriend Best trade ever
Who has mind stone Minecraft Steve, because he has mined stone
What was the first thing michael jackson did when he loaded into a new minecraft world He punched a tree-ee
My boyfriend locks the door to the room and stays up playing Minecraft all night and its weird
He says things like "oh yeah, deeper, deeper." And "oh, it's gonna blow!"
I mean, I like digging and hate creepers too but sheesh.
i'm glad the minecraft good fortnite bad trend is over there's a difference between memes and just telling facts
i have killed 123 zombies 346 skeletons and i have bread over 1000 villagers. i also play minecraft every now and then
What do you get when you combine Minecraft and Sea of Thieves? Sea of Steves
What do Minecraft players call their crotch? Their Nether regions.
When your Minecraft girlfriend dies... And respawns on your friends bed.
The Arabic version of Minecraft runs approximately 4% faster. Because the letters are more aerodynamic.
Why does the minecraft enderdragon never reads a book ? Because he always starts at the end
I was playing Minecraft earlier... Creating some nice parks, linking them together. After a while, I made it to the end to fight the Ender Dragon. It did end up killing me, but since I was *in the end, it doesn't even matter.*
What did the minecraft villager say before he died? hmm
Hey Baby, are you a Minecraft Tree? Because I wanna beat you to death with my fist.
Whatvwas the first thing elvis did when he got on his minecraft world He punched a tree-ee
Minecraft was spamming me with messages So in the end I decided to block them Happy Birthday Minecraft
You know something?
Minecraft taught me a valuable life lesson
Never spend your diamonds on a hoe
Been playing Minecraft with my niece. There's a creature called a Mooshroom. It's a cow with a fungal infection. Just like my sister.
Did you here about the Minecraft movie? I hear it's going to be a block buster
What is Minecraft called in North Korea? Ourcraft
What country plays minecraft the most? The netherlands.
Why do kids love Minecraft Because they are Minors.
They should make a Minecraft movie It would be a blockbuster.
Did you hear about Microsoft buying Minecraft for several million dollars? If only they realised that Minecraft cost 30$.