If Elon Musk's space company establishes a Mars colony, and you have a girlfriend on mars, but later break up because of long distance, she'd be your.... Space x.
When you're trying to slingshot around Jupiter but you run out of fuel and end up on a collision course with one of Jupiter's moons...
Europa creek with no paddle.
I hope someone smiles at this dumb space joke.
Canada's starting a space program to send a spaceship to the moon They're calling the spaceship Apollo-G.
Got fired from my job at the keyboard factory At first I just wasn’t putting in enough shifts, then I couldn’t keep the space clean and finally I lost control
Astronaut 1: "I can't find any milk for my coffee." Astronaut:"In space no one can. Here, use cream.
Yoda and Obi Wan in a space ship
Obi wan asks: "are we going the right way?"
Yoda answers: "off course, we are"
I went to the National Air and Space Museum in DC... There was a lot more stuff in there than I'd expected
Why is girlfriend one word and best friend two words? Because the best friend gives you space when you need it
My girlfriend found one of my puns so funny that she flew into space and told it to an alien. Unfortunately, the alien didn't laugh. Personally, I think she took the joke a bit too far.
The difference between "Girlfriend" and "Girl Friend"… …is that little space in between we call the "Friend Zone".
Some girl texted me the space button on her phone is broke She texted "thespacebuttononmyphoneisbrokencanyoupleasegivemeanalternative" Can someone please tell me what ternative means.
The Trump administration is like the International Space Station They're in constant free fall, and they needed Russia's help to get there
Inspired by a church sign that read “Tell someone that they matter” I pulled my daughter aside and said to her in my most sincere voice: “Unlike energy, you occupy space and possess rest mass.”
The space bar is a scam ! The space bar is a scam, I pressed it and order a whiskey but nothing came through.
An ISS astronaut says to his colleague, "I can't find any milk for my coffee." His friend replies, "In space no one can. Here, use cream."
David Bowie said he was stoned when watching 2001: A Space Odyssey, which inspired his hit song Space Oddity. How high was he though? Far above the moon.
This joke is out of this world.
Astronaut 1 : Hi mate, I can't find any milk for my coffee
Astronaut 2 : In space , no one can. Here, use cream.
My wife and I are both physicists. We often disagree about space and time. In her view, the socks should not be on the floor space and I should move them NOW.
Alexa, tell me a " yo momma" joke.
Me: Alexa, tell me a " yo momma" joke.
Alexa: Unfortanately I do not have enough space to store a "yo momma" joke
Alexa:Because your momma takes up all of it...
My girlfriend is weird. Sometimes she wants my time, then sometimes suddenly she wants her space We don't seem to have established a functional continuum
What’s the difference between outer space and a Palestinian child? Less rockets were launched into space.
Potatoes in space
So Russia decided to launch a satellite full of potatoes into orbit to see what would happen.
Apparently it’s called the SPUNDnic
One Astronaut says to another
“I can’t find any milk for my coffee”
To which the other replies “In space no one can, here use cream”
The optimist says "The glass is half full."
The pessimist says "The glass is half empty."
The engineer says "The vessel contains twice the required space for the volume present."
Why do astronauts always sit one chair apart from eachother when drinking alcohol? Because they're at a space bar.
The Man In Black was talking to an Alien in a coffee shop.
He asks, "what kind of currency does Space use?"
The Alien points to the cup of coffee and said, "Starbucks"
Why will space be a popular tourist spot?
The view is breathtaking and will leave you speechless
Only science geeks will understand
I heard that social distancing is important now
An astronaut scheduled for a launch to the space station thought the world was starting to get too chaotic, so he brought a computer keyboard with him on his trip
Now everything is back under control.
I hear NASA has a plan to send everyone with covid 19 into space They're calling it a corona mass ejection
A man typed "wemen are the best" in a feminist group chat
One female said: thanks but it is spelled with "o" not "e" after the "w"
The man said: sorry i forgot to press space after the "we"
when she tells you to give her some space
Like, ok girl
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Turkey can now finally join the EU Why? Well because now that the UK has left, there's 1 GB of free space
I was talking to a coworker about a project I was working on at home. I didn’t have enough space so I told her I wish I could turn 4 inches into 8 She said she wishes her husband could too
A space bar walks into a psychiatrist’s office and says "You gotta help me, Doc!"
The doctor replies, "What seems to be the problem?"
"I constantly feel depressed."
If there were ever a war between forest predators and space travellers, I’d pick the forest predators. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.