Chevy Jokes

What do you call a Corvette following a Camaro at high speeds? Chevy Chase.

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I drove to Vegas in a $25,000 Chevy and came home in a $250,000 vehicle A greyhound bus.

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Funny Chevy Jokes
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What do you call a retired Marine in a Chevy sports car? A Corps vet in a Corvette.

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What kind of cars do ghosts drive? Chevy Maliboos.

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What's the difference between a 1972 chevelle and a bic mini? Well one is a heavy chevy and the other is a little lighter.

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When your sitting in a Chevy and you feel something heavy Anybody know any silly diarrhea rhymes?

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Chevrolet announced that they’re going to start producing ventilators in their factories. Preliminary orders for the Chevy Noviva have been strong in the U.S. but surprising weak in Latin American.

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Don MacLean lobbied for GM to be included in a carmaker tax He wanted to bring Chevy to the levy

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I knew a guy who got an electric Chevy as a gift, but he didn't want it and just gave it to someone else. Frankly, I find that to be revolting.

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The only people I could date are Chevy owners Because they are used to having to stay with their mistakes

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What's the difference between OJ Simpson and Caddyshack? One had a Bronco pursuit and the other has Chevy Chase.

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Why do Arabs only buy Chevy Trucks? Because they're like Iraq.

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I'm getting tired of long time running jokes in Hollywood. Like casting Chevy Chase

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Times must really be as tough as they say. I just saw a 2008 Chevy Cobalt go by with a bumper sticker that said Princess.

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Why do Chevy owners like Taco Bell? Because it’s somewhere they can go to get something to actually run good.

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New Feature exclusive to 2015/16 Chevy Trucks Magnetic Bumber; recover the parts as they fall off.

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Chevy guys be like "I just blew a piston". Ford guys be like "I just blew a tranny". Dodge guys be like... "What was his name?"

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Why was Chevy Chase's acting so good in community It wasn't acting

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How do you make a Chevy Malibu float? Pour a glass of soda and add two scoops of Chevy Malibu

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