What do you call a Corvette following a Camaro at high speeds? Chevy Chase.
You know what's cool about owning a Chevy? well, the logo is a big plus
I drove to Vegas in a $25,000 Chevy and came home in a $250,000 vehicle A greyhound bus.
The last girl I dated was like a loan on the All-New 2020 Silverado during Chevy Truck Month She made herself available for a limited time only, then had 0% interest for 12 months.
What do you call a retired Marine in a Chevy sports car? A Corps vet in a Corvette.
A guy walks into an auto parts store and says "I need a gas cap for m Chevy." The guy behind the counter thinks for a second and says "OK, that sounds like a fair trade."
What kind of cars do ghosts drive? Chevy Maliboos.
What's the difference between a 1972 chevelle and a bic mini? Well one is a heavy chevy and the other is a little lighter.
A Chevy Silverado, a GMC Sierra, a Ford F150, a RAM 1500, and a Toyota Tacoma are driving in convoy Best pickup line ever
When your sitting in a Chevy and you feel something heavy Anybody know any silly diarrhea rhymes?
Don MacLean lobbied for GM to be included in a carmaker tax He wanted to bring Chevy to the levy
Never buy a second electric car from Chevy. It's revolting.
Why don't veterans like Chevy? Because they're "like Iraq"
Why do Arabs only buy Chevy Trucks? Because they're like Iraq.
Times must really be as tough as they say. I just saw a 2008 Chevy Cobalt go by with a bumper sticker that said Princess.
What's the difference between OJ Simpson and Caddyshack? One had a Bronco pursuit and the other has Chevy Chase.
I'm getting tired of long time running jokes in Hollywood. Like casting Chevy Chase
How do you make a Chevy Malibu float? Pour a glass of soda and add two scoops of Chevy Malibu
New Feature exclusive to 2015/16 Chevy Trucks Magnetic Bumber; recover the parts as they fall off.
What do you call a Corvette following a Camaronst high speeds? Chevy Chase.
Why do Chevy owners like Taco Bell? Because it’s somewhere they can go to get something to actually run good.
The only people I could date are Chevy owners Because they are used to having to stay with their mistakes
Why was Chevy Chase's acting so good in community It wasn't acting
Chevy guys be like "I just blew a piston". Ford guys be like "I just blew a tranny". Dude guys be like... What was his name?