Latvian Jokes

Funny Latvian Jokes
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Latvian man goes to buy iPhone.. Premise ridiculous! iPhone cannot be use to farm potato.
Also, salesman die of malnourish.

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Not a Latvian joke Lost job and no money for buy potato.

Also is cold.

Regret immigrate to Detroit.

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Is cakeday. Comment with best Latvian joke. Make laugh. Is good distract from malnourish.

Score: 50

Latvian potato eating contest. Latvia man enter contest eat potato. Many other contestants. Contest start. Is no potato. All men sad. And hungry.

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Why Latvian man did cross road? Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.

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Latvian Joke Bus full of priests come to Latvia, spread word of God. One priest ask Latvian man "Where is children?" Latvian man respond "Children is dead from childbirth." Bus leave.

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A Latvian Haiku Where is potatoes?

This winter is very cold.

Family is starve.

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Is joke from Latvia. I tell now. Latvian try to cross river. Has dog, potatoes, and dead son's body. Can only take two across river at one time. If he leave dog with potatoes or corpse, dog eat them. Is very sad. Also is not good boat.

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My Favorite Latvian Joke One day, hear knock on door.

Man ask "Who is?"

"Is potato man. I come around to give free potato."

Man is very excite and opens door.

Is not potato man,

is secret police.

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Latvian Jokes Latvian Olympian win silver medal in skeleton. Wishes silver medal was potato. Still is hungry.

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Latvian Joke One Latvian comes to other Latvian. First say "is that potato? Will buy." Second Latvian say "No, is wife." Both men sad.

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One Latvian potato talking to another. Is bad premise, nobody in Latvia have two potato.

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A Latvian joke. J: Kāpēc vistas šķērso ceļu?

A: Lai nokļūtu uz otru pusi!

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Latvian man dies of hunger. He sees St Peter at Pearly Gate. St Peter give him bread and say, "Struggle over now". Man cry from happy. But, look again! St Peter is really devil, and bread have worm. Struggle continues.

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So a Latvian man went to Idaho Because he died.

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Two Latvian men are talking to each other... Two Latvian men are talking to each other.

The first says "I have joke for you. What did one potato say to other?"

The second says "Nothing. Nobody have two potato."

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You want hear Latvian joke? Okay, I am tell... Why Latvian take so good pictures?

No potato.

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April fools in Latvia Latvian ask friend if he want potato for lunch. Friend guess is April Fool joke. Say "Too easy, never potato in Latvia, only sadness." One man starve to death during lunch.

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Britain's got pretty racist since the referendum; I was behind a Latvian couple in Tesco yesterday and the lady behind the checkout asked if they wanted any help packing...

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Latvian Christmas Christmas Eve father ask son what want christmas. Son say potato. Father say "Ok. Santa bring potato." Next day boy is learn Santa no exist.

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I have a Latvian Joke Man has potato, man trade potato for magic bean.
Magic bean grow into tentacles, rape daughter.

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Why is Latvian cross road? Latvian see potato, but when cross is only secret police.

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How many Latvian to eat potato? soldier

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What did the latvian say to the ghostbuster? There is no potato, only Zuel

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I am tell Latvian joke... Why Latvian take so good pictures?

No potato.

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A short joke translated from Latvian Mermaid doing a split

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Two Latvian look at clouds. One see two potatoes. One see impossible dream.
Is same cloud.

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I tried to translate a joke from Latvian Potato.

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Latvia in WW2 Latvian man sent to front in Great Patriotic War. No potato, much shooting. Is captured by Germans. Germans send to POW camp. Get own potato as prisoner! But Soviets liberate camp, take all potato. Man dies in Siberia.

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Not all Latvian so unfortunate Lucky man is farmed 3 potato. Soon man has hit by lightning and die. Is true some have all luck, struggle finally over.

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