My wife got stung by a bee on the forehead. She's at the ER now, her face all swollen and bruised, she almost died. Luckily I was close enough to hit the bee with my shovel.
If you have a bee in your hand, what do you have in your eye? Beauty, because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.
If there's a bee in my hand, what's in my eye?
Beauty. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
ITT: People who want to kill me, people who think I am their dad, more puns about bees, puns about beer, "oh I get it", and "this joke is more like a riddle"
What did the sushi say to the bee?
I'll let myself out now.
If there's a bee in my hand, what's in my eye? Beauty. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
If you have a bee in your hand what do you have in your eye? Beauty. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
My boyfriend started a bee farm to help save the bees I think he's a keeper
Yesterday my wife got stung by a bee while golfing I asked where, and she informed me it was between the first and second holes. Being the helpful type, I advised her that her stance was too wide.
Go away bee, don't bother me. A wise man once told me, if a bee is bothering you, don't swat or run away, just stand still and look right at it, because seeing is believing.
Why did the CIA torture the Russian wasp? Because he was a cagey bee agent.
If you have Bee in your hand, what do you have in your eye? Beauty. Because beauty is in the eye of the Bee holder.
So, I just tried a new drinking game.
I put in the Bee Movie, and every time they make a bee pun, I take a shot.
Unfortunately, I could only get buzzed.
If I have a bee in my hand, what is in my eyes? Beauty, because beauty is in the eyes of the bee-holder
At the spelling bee
Judge: Your word is "there."
Me: In a sentence please.
Judge: They're parking their car over there.
What do you call a bee from America? USB
Where does a bumblebee sit?
On her bee-hind!
As told to me by my very excited 3 year granddaughter.
What do you call a bee that comes from America? a USB!
What did the sushi say to the bee?
Ah, best lame joke ever.
What do you call a bee that lives in America? a USB
My wife got stung by a bee on her forehead. She’s at the ER now and her face is all swollen and bruised. She almost died! Luckily I was close enough to hit the bee with my shovel.
My brother is in the ER right now because of a bee sting that swelled his head, Luckily I was close enough to hit the bee with a shovel.
What do you call a bee trying to make up its mind? A maybe
What floats like a butterfly and stings like a bee? Nothing.
What bee produces milk? A boo-bee
My 7 year old daughter drops this joke on me.
What kind of bee's make milk?
Mike Tyson was arrested at a 5th grade sitting bee his first time judging
The word was Dictate.
[Spelling Bee Contestant] Can you use it in a sentence?
[Mike Tyson] She liked the way my Dictate
I'll tell you what's a dangerous insect... ....That Hepatitis Bee
If you have a bee in your hand, what's in your eye? Beauty. It's in the eye of the bee-holder.
What do you call a bee that can't makeup it's mind? A maybe.
I smoked a bee the other day... Just trying to catch a buzz...
What do u call a bee that produces milk A boo bee
I'm trying to decide whether to start a honey farm. To bee, or not to bee. That is the question.
What’s the sexiest bee species? Boo-bees
What is a bee’s favorite news source? CNN. They hate Buzzfeed too.
Why couldn't the bee brush its hair? Because it had honey in it's comb.
What do you call an immortal bee?
Sorry this joke was trash
Why did the honey bee swear so much? Just bee cuss.
What bee can you get milk from? A boo bee.
My wife complained about getting stung by bees I said “honey you should bee more careful, the bees are miss beHIVING around this time of day”
Don’t get to close to a bee power plant Or you might get aviation poisoning
Which part of the bee is most profitable? Bee's knees
so my friend went to the pet store
he went up to the lady running the cash register and bought 5 bumble bee's.
the cashier proceeds to hand him 6 bee's
he then said "but i only paid for 5"
she then said "the 6th ones a freebie"
What do you call a bee from United States? A USB
When I found out that my friend is a bee keeper I stopped loaning him bees.
Man walks into a pet store & asks the keeper for a pet bee. he says “we don’t sell bees here”. & the man says well you’ve got one in the window Good clean joke
What do you call a unique bee? One in a beellion.
what did the bee get in math? a bee plus
A busy Bumble Bee arrives back to the hive after a long day of collecting pollen and nectar. What's the first thing it says when it arrives? "Honey, I'm Home."
I had hired a ninja for my child who was struggling with entomology. It worked because... She know bee
What grade/rating would you give to insect conservationists on the job they've been doing the last decade? I give them a bee minus
What grade/rating would you give to intersect conservationists on the job they've been doing for the last decade? I give them a bee minus.
So, they are making a prequel to the Bee Movie... I guess they are gonna call it the "A" movie.
What did the dyslexic kid get after being forced to compete in the spelling bee? ABCPTSD
What do you call the stakes in the finals of a spelling bee The alpha-bet
Did you hear about the spelling bee winner that also won a Tony? Audiences loved the play on words.
Why did the bee put on a yarmulka He didn't want anyone to think he was a WASP.