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Funniest Bee Jokes

My wife got stung by a bee on the forehead. She's at the ER now, her face all swollen and bruised, she almost died. Luckily I was close enough to hit the bee with my shovel.

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If you have a bee in your hand, what do you have in your eye? Beauty, because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.

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If there's a bee in my hand, what's in my eye? Beauty. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

ITT: People who want to kill me, people who think I am their dad, more puns about bees, puns about beer, "oh I get it", and "this joke is more like a riddle"

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What did the sushi say to the bee? Wasabi

I'll let myself out now.

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If there's a bee in my hand, what's in my eye? Beauty. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

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If you have a bee in your hand what do you have in your eye? Beauty. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

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My boyfriend started a bee farm to help save the bees I think he's a keeper

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Yesterday my wife got stung by a bee while golfing I asked where, and she informed me it was between the first and second holes. Being the helpful type, I advised her that her stance was too wide.

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Go away bee, don't bother me. A wise man once told me, if a bee is bothering you, don't swat or run away, just stand still and look right at it, because seeing is believing.

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Why did the CIA torture the Russian wasp? Because he was a cagey bee agent.

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If you have Bee in your hand, what do you have in your eye? Beauty. Because beauty is in the eye of the Bee holder.

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So, I just tried a new drinking game. I put in the Bee Movie, and every time they make a bee pun, I take a shot.


Unfortunately, I could only get buzzed.

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If I have a bee in my hand, what is in my eyes? Beauty, because beauty is in the eyes of the bee-holder

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At the spelling bee Judge: Your word is "there."

Me: In a sentence please.

Judge: They're parking their car over there.

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What do you call a bee from America? USB

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Where does a bumblebee sit? On her bee-hind!

As told to me by my very excited 3 year granddaughter.

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What do you call a bee that comes from America? a USB!

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What did the sushi say to the bee? WASABI.



Ah, best lame joke ever.

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What do you call a bee that lives in America? a USB

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My wife got stung by a bee on her forehead. She’s at the ER now and her face is all swollen and bruised. She almost died! Luckily I was close enough to hit the bee with my shovel.

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My brother is in the ER right now because of a bee sting that swelled his head, Luckily I was close enough to hit the bee with a shovel.

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What do you call a bee trying to make up its mind? A maybe

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What floats like a butterfly and stings like a bee? Nothing.

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What bee produces milk? A boo-bee

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My 7 year old daughter drops this joke on me. What kind of bee's make milk?


Boo-bee's

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Mike Tyson was arrested at a 5th grade sitting bee his first time judging The word was Dictate.

[Spelling Bee Contestant] Can you use it in a sentence?

[Mike Tyson] She liked the way my Dictate

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I'll tell you what's a dangerous insect... ....That Hepatitis Bee

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If you have a bee in your hand, what's in your eye? Beauty. It's in the eye of the bee-holder.

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What do you call a bee that can't makeup it's mind? A maybe.

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I smoked a bee the other day... Just trying to catch a buzz...

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What do u call a bee that produces milk A boo bee

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I'm trying to decide whether to start a honey farm. To bee, or not to bee. That is the question.

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What’s the sexiest bee species? Boo-bees

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What is a bee’s favorite news source? CNN. They hate Buzzfeed too.

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Why couldn't the bee brush its hair? Because it had honey in it's comb.

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What do you call an immortal bee? a zombee.

Sorry this joke was trash

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Why did the honey bee swear so much? Just bee cuss.

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What bee can you get milk from? A boo bee.

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My wife complained about getting stung by bees I said “honey you should bee more careful, the bees are miss beHIVING around this time of day”

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Don’t get to close to a bee power plant Or you might get aviation poisoning

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Which part of the bee is most profitable? Bee's knees

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What did the sushi roll say to the bee? “Wassah Bee!”

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What do you call a bee from United States? A USB

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When I found out that my friend is a bee keeper I stopped loaning him bees.

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Man walks into a pet store & asks the keeper for a pet bee. he says “we don’t sell bees here”. & the man says well you’ve got one in the window Good clean joke

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What do you call a unique bee? One in a beellion.

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what did the bee get in math? a bee plus

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A busy Bumble Bee arrives back to the hive after a long day of collecting pollen and nectar. What's the first thing it says when it arrives? "Honey, I'm Home."

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I had hired a ninja for my child who was struggling with entomology. It worked because... She know bee

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What grade/rating would you give to insect conservationists on the job they've been doing the last decade? I give them a bee minus

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What grade/rating would you give to intersect conservationists on the job they've been doing for the last decade? I give them a bee minus.

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So, they are making a prequel to the Bee Movie... I guess they are gonna call it the "A" movie.

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What did the dyslexic kid get after being forced to compete in the spelling bee? ABCPTSD

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What do you call the stakes in the finals of a spelling bee The alpha-bet

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Did you hear about the spelling bee winner that also won a Tony? Audiences loved the play on words.

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