Bee Jokes

My wife got stung by a bee on the forehead. She's at the ER now, her face all swollen and bruised, she almost died. Luckily I was close enough to hit the bee with my shovel.

If you have a bee in your hand, what do you have in your eye? Beauty, because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.

If there's a bee in my hand, what's in my eye? Beauty. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

ITT: People who want to kill me, people who think I am their dad, more puns about bees, puns about beer, "oh I get it", and "this joke is more like a riddle"

What did the sushi say to the bee? Wasabi

I'll let myself out now.

If there's a bee in my hand, what's in my eye? Beauty. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

If you have a bee in your hand what do you have in your eye? Beauty. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

My boyfriend started a bee farm to help save the bees I think he's a keeper

Yesterday my wife got stung by a bee while golfing I asked where, and she informed me it was between the first and second holes. Being the helpful type, I advised her that her stance was too wide.

Go away bee, don't bother me. A wise man once told me, if a bee is bothering you, don't swat or run away, just stand still and look right at it, because seeing is believing.

Why did the CIA torture the Russian wasp? Because he was a cagey bee agent.

If you have Bee in your hand, what do you have in your eye? Beauty. Because beauty is in the eye of the Bee holder.

So, I just tried a new drinking game. I put in the Bee Movie, and every time they make a bee pun, I take a shot.


Unfortunately, I could only get buzzed.

If I have a bee in my hand, what is in my eyes? Beauty, because beauty is in the eyes of the bee-holder

At the spelling bee Judge: Your word is "there."

Me: In a sentence please.

Judge: They're parking their car over there.

What do you call a bee from America? USB

Where does a bumblebee sit? On her bee-hind!

As told to me by my very excited 3 year granddaughter.

What do you call a bee that comes from America? a USB!

What did the sushi say to the bee? WASABI.



Ah, best lame joke ever.

What do you call a bee that lives in America? a USB

My wife got stung by a bee on her forehead. She’s at the ER now and her face is all swollen and bruised. She almost died! Luckily I was close enough to hit the bee with my shovel.

My brother is in the ER right now because of a bee sting that swelled his head, Luckily I was close enough to hit the bee with a shovel.

What do you call a bee trying to make up its mind? A maybe

What floats like a butterfly and stings like a bee? Nothing.

What bee produces milk? A boo-bee

My 7 year old daughter drops this joke on me. What kind of bee's make milk?


Boo-bee's

Mike Tyson was arrested at a 5th grade sitting bee his first time judging The word was Dictate.

[Spelling Bee Contestant] Can you use it in a sentence?

[Mike Tyson] She liked the way my Dictate

I'll tell you what's a dangerous insect... ....That Hepatitis Bee

If you have a bee in your hand, what's in your eye? Beauty. It's in the eye of the bee-holder.

What do you call a bee that can't makeup it's mind? A maybe.

I smoked a bee the other day... Just trying to catch a buzz...

What can you kill, but still flies back to sting? A zom-bee!

What’s the sexiest bee species? Boo-bees

What is a bee’s favorite news source? CNN. They hate Buzzfeed too.

What do you call an immortal bee? a zombee.

Sorry this joke was trash

Why did the honey bee swear so much? Just bee cuss.

What bee can you get milk from? A boo bee.

My wife complained about getting stung by bees I said “honey you should bee more careful, the bees are miss beHIVING around this time of day”

What did he Ghost say to the bee? Boobie

What did the dyslexic kid get after being forced to compete in the spelling bee? ABCPTSD