My wife got stung by a bee on the forehead. She's at the ER now, her face all swollen and bruised, she almost died. Luckily I was close enough to hit the bee with my shovel.
If you have a bee in your hand, what do you have in your eye? Beauty, because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.
If there's a bee in my hand, what's in my eye?
Beauty. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
ITT: People who want to kill me, people who think I am their dad, more puns about bees, puns about beer, "oh I get it", and "this joke is more like a riddle"
If you have a bee in your hand what do you have in your eye? Beauty. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
Yesterday my wife got stung by a bee while golfing I asked where, and she informed me it was between the first and second holes. Being the helpful type, I advised her that her stance was too wide.
Go away bee, don't bother me. A wise man once told me, if a bee is bothering you, don't swat or run away, just stand still and look right at it, because seeing is believing.
If you have Bee in your hand, what do you have in your eye? Beauty. Because beauty is in the eye of the Bee holder.
So, I just tried a new drinking game.
I put in the Bee Movie, and every time they make a bee pun, I take a shot.
Unfortunately, I could only get buzzed.
If I have a bee in my hand, what is in my eyes? Beauty, because beauty is in the eyes of the bee-holder
At the spelling bee
Judge: Your word is "there."
Me: In a sentence please.
Judge: They're parking their car over there.
My wife got stung by a bee on her forehead. She’s at the ER now and her face is all swollen and bruised. She almost died! Luckily I was close enough to hit the bee with my shovel.
I went to the bee keepers to buy some bees. All the bees had price tags on them except one. It was a freebie
My brother is in the ER right now because of a bee sting that swelled his head, Luckily I was close enough to hit the bee with a shovel.
Mike Tyson was arrested at a 5th grade sitting bee his first time judging
The word was Dictate.
[Spelling Bee Contestant] Can you use it in a sentence?
[Mike Tyson] She liked the way my Dictate
If you have a bee in your hand, what's in your eye? Beauty. It's in the eye of the bee-holder.
When your girlfriend comes home in a white suit, smelling of honey and covered in bee stings You know she's a keeper.
If someone has a bee in their hand, what's in their eye? Beauty, because beauty is in the eye of the bee holder.
"Your word is their..."
"Your word is their," said the spelling bee judge.
The contestant, confused, asked for a sentence.
"They're looking for their dog over there," replied the judge.
Please pray for my mother-in-law. She was taken to hospital this morning. A bee landed on her face. Luckily she wasn't stung. I was too quick with the spade.
Women playing golf goes to doctor She tells the doctor while playing golf a bee stung her between the first hole and the second hole, the doctor replies “your stance is to wide”
A teacher asks her student
Teacher: What does a Bee gives us?
Teacher: What does a cow gives us?
Teacher: What does a fat pig gives us?
Why couldn't the bee dress as a ghost for Halloween? Because people are offended by seeing Boo Bees.
A woman is stung by a bee on a golf course
She goes into anaphylactic shock due to an allergy and they take her to a doctor.
"Where was she stung?", asked the doctor.
"Between the first and second hole.",
"Well she may need to work on her stance."
She said to me "What are you holding that big ugly bee for?"
I said "I don't think it's ugly!"
I guess beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.
(Came up with this one from a meme I just saw) There's a bee in the drawer of my side table that buzzes and makes me think I got a new message on my phone... Got a bee kiddin me.
A man goes to the doctor
A man goes to the doctor and says, "I've been stung by a bee! Can you put some ointment on it?"
The doctor says, "Sure, but I think the bee flew away already."
(Courtesy of my 10 year old)
According to all known laws of aviation there is no way a bee should be able to fly
Where does a bee work from home?
In an E-hive.
This goes without saying, but this hive has no bees, making it an eehive.
I was painting a ladies deck and noticed she had some carpenter bee damage. She nearly slapped me when I offered to make the necessary repairs. I suppose I shouldn’t have asked her if she wanted me to shove some caulk in her bee holes
I stopped by my one of my bee keeper friends' farm to buy a dozen bees. When he counted out thirteen I said "that's too many". He said "that's a free bee".
I don’t find bear puns amusing
They’re all unbearable.
I do however love bee puns, Some of them are unbelievable.
Before becoming Pop stars, the Bee Gees used to be professional chefs. You could tell by the way they used their wok.