What subject did Dracula major in during college?
This joke must be on a popsicle stick somewhere.
A person with a science degree asks "why does it work?" A person with an engineering degree asks: "how does it work?" A person with an accounting degree asks: "how much does it cost?" A person with an art degree asks: "do you want fries with that?"
One More For All The Philosophy Majors Out There
The Physics major asks: How does it work?
The Engineering major asks: How do you build it?
The Accounting major asks: How much will it cost?
The Philosophy major asks: Do you want fries with that?
My Accounting Teacher Told Us This One Today If your debits and credits don't equal, then your assets in jail.
The opposite of self-deprecating humor is accounting Instead of making jokes at your own expense, you makes jokes about other people's expenses.
What's accounting? Something Italians learn in preschool.
Hot girl in accounting? It's a thot that counts
Need a good accounting related joke for work, if anyone has any good ones please share
The five senses have had massive lay-offs in their financial department. There's no accounting for taste.
Did you hear they banned accounting if Afghanistan? Apparently there's a tally ban
Accounting Joke: Why did the accountant cross the road? Because that's what they did last year.
What do you call a hoe that got into accounting? The thot that counts
What's the difference between Counting and Accounting?
**Counting:** *One, Two, Three, Four, Five...*
**Accounting:** *Ah-One, Ah-Two, Ah-Three, Ah-Four, Ah-Five...*
Did you hear about the discerning entomologist with a degree in accounting? He was into fine-ants.
Why did the chef study accounting? He wanted to cook books.
The benefit of taking a job as an accounting teacher in a community college You never have to guess if you'll be broke.
[OC] Why do rasps work in accounting? They're great at filing.
Accounting 102 It’s great having all these repositories of photos, home movies, and journals detailing all our meaningful experiences and adventures. You can always review them when you’re dead.
When you think about it, the idea of a food bank is kind of ridiculous. There's no accounting for taste.
Why should you not rely on your CPA for restaurant recommendations? There's no accounting for taste.
I woke up this morning and all of my bank accounts were empty! Not sure what happened. First thing I’m doing is calling my accounting firm of Dewey, Cheatem and Howe.
If you go to school for accounting be sure to study hard so you can be audit you can be Its accrual world out there