Accounting Jokes

Funny Accounting Jokes
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What subject did Dracula major in during college? AcCOUNTing

This joke must be on a popsicle stick somewhere.

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A person with a science degree asks "why does it work?" A person with an engineering degree asks: "how does it work?" A person with an accounting degree asks: "how much does it cost?" A person with an art degree asks: "do you want fries with that?"

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One More For All The Philosophy Majors Out There The Physics major asks: How does it work?

The Engineering major asks: How do you build it?

The Accounting major asks: How much will it cost?

The Philosophy major asks: Do you want fries with that?

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My Accounting Teacher Told Us This One Today If your debits and credits don't equal, then your assets in jail.

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The opposite of self-deprecating humor is accounting Instead of making jokes at your own expense, you makes jokes about other people's expenses.

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What's accounting? Something Italians learn in preschool.

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Hot girl in accounting? It's a thot that counts

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The five senses have had massive lay-offs in their financial department. There's no accounting for taste.

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Did you hear they banned accounting if Afghanistan? Apparently there's a tally ban

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Accounting Joke Hey Guys

Need a good accounting related joke for work, if anyone has any good ones please share

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Accounting Joke: Why did the accountant cross the road? Because that's what they did last year.

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What do you call a hoe that got into accounting? The thot that counts

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What's the difference between Counting and Accounting? **Counting:** *One, Two, Three, Four, Five...*


**Accounting:** *Ah-One, Ah-Two, Ah-Three, Ah-Four, Ah-Five...*

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Did you hear about the discerning entomologist with a degree in accounting? He was into fine-ants.

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Why did the chef study accounting? He wanted to cook books.

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The benefit of taking a job as an accounting teacher in a community college You never have to guess if you'll be broke.

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[OC] Why do rasps work in accounting? They're great at filing.

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Accounting 102 It’s great having all these repositories of photos, home movies, and journals detailing all our meaningful experiences and adventures. You can always review them when you’re dead.

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When you think about it, the idea of a food bank is kind of ridiculous. There's no accounting for taste.

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Why should you not rely on your CPA for restaurant recommendations? There's no accounting for taste.

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I woke up this morning and all of my bank accounts were empty! Not sure what happened. First thing I’m doing is calling my accounting firm of Dewey, Cheatem and Howe.

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If you go to school for accounting be sure to study hard so you can be audit you can be Its accrual world out there

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