Mothers Day Jokes

Funny Mothers Day Jokes
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Poor Caitlyn Jenner. She missed Mothers Day & Fathers Day.

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[In a seahorse home] Son: Dad? Dad: Yes?
Son: Happy M-
Dad: DON'T
Son: Moth-
Dad: STOP
Son: HAPPY MOTHERS DAY
*Dad bangs head on desk*

Score: 10

Palm Sunday For Dads ... Fathers Day,
For mothers ... Mothers Day,
For Lovers ... Valentines Day
For Wankers there is Palm Sunday

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This mothers day send the gift of Microsoft Office Word to your mother

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Dear necessity, happy mothers day! -Invention.

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Asked my wife what she wanted to get for mothers day. She said, "Drunk."

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What did you do for Mothers Day yesterday? Mothers Day is this upcoming Sunday.

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I heard the abortion clinic was having a special 50% off on mothers day.

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My wife just had the best Mothers Day EVER. She had all three meals served to her in bed, people waited on her hand and foot, and she didn't do any cooking, cleaning, or taking care of the kids. Of course, she's in the hospital :(

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A special joke for Mothers Day What's the difference between three dicks and a joke? Your mum cant take a joke.

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My mom gave me her credit card to buy her a gift for mothers day She said if I buy anything expensive on eBay she'll smash my head on the keyboarkqkrjfhufjffitufltudduyldrysgldzkteydculfdylyxdhdyd

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Mother: (noun) 1.One person who does the work of 20. For free Happy Mothers Day all Mommy's out there ! :)

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I can't wish my mom a Happy Mothers Day because she doesn't have Facebook. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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HAPPY MOTHERS DAY Admit you just had a panic attack and went to go check.

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The best part for a man who is in an incestuous relationship with his mother ...is that he gets to celebrate mothers day and valentine's day for the same reasons.

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Don’t do the dishes mom, it’s mothers day! Leave them, you’ll do them tomorrow morning before everyone wakes up.

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What are the two mom holidays? Mothers day and Labor day

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