Poor Caitlyn Jenner. She missed Mothers Day & Fathers Day.
[In a seahorse home] Son: Dad?
Son: Happy M-
Son: HAPPY MOTHERS DAY
*Dad bangs head on desk*
For Dads ... Fathers Day,
For mothers ... Mothers Day,
For Lovers ... Valentines Day
For Wankers there is Palm Sunday
This mothers day send the gift of Microsoft Office Word to your mother
Dear necessity, happy mothers day! -Invention.
What did you do for Mothers Day yesterday? Mothers Day is this upcoming Sunday.
Asked my wife what she wanted to get for mothers day. She said, "Drunk."
My wife just had the best Mothers Day EVER. She had all three meals served to her in bed, people waited on her hand and foot, and she didn't do any cooking, cleaning, or taking care of the kids. Of course, she's in the hospital :(
I heard the abortion clinic was having a special 50% off on mothers day.
I can't wish my mom a Happy Mothers Day because she doesn't have Facebook. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
My mom gave me her credit card to buy her a gift for mothers day She said if I buy anything expensive on eBay she'll smash my head on the keyboarkqkrjfhufjffitufltudduyldrysgldzkteydculfdylyxdhdyd
Don’t do the dishes mom, it’s mothers day! Leave them, you’ll do them tomorrow morning before everyone wakes up.
The best part for a man who is in an incestuous relationship with his mother ...is that he gets to celebrate mothers day and valentine's day for the same reasons.
What are the two mom holidays? Mothers day and Labor day