[In a seahorse home] Son: Dad?
Son: Happy M-
Son: HAPPY MOTHERS DAY
*Dad bangs head on desk*
For Dads ... Fathers Day,
For mothers ... Mothers Day,
For Lovers ... Valentines Day
For Wankers there is Palm Sunday
My wife just had the best Mothers Day EVER. She had all three meals served to her in bed, people waited on her hand and foot, and she didn't do any cooking, cleaning, or taking care of the kids. Of course, she's in the hospital :(
A special joke for Mothers Day What's the difference between three dicks and a joke? Your mum cant take a joke.
My mom gave me her credit card to buy her a gift for mothers day She said if I buy anything expensive on eBay she'll smash my head on the keyboarkqkrjfhufjffitufltudduyldrysgldzkteydculfdylyxdhdyd
Mother: (noun) 1.One person who does the work of 20. For free Happy Mothers Day all Mommy's out there ! :)
The best part for a man who is in an incestuous relationship with his mother ...is that he gets to celebrate mothers day and valentine's day for the same reasons.
Don’t do the dishes mom, it’s mothers day! Leave them, you’ll do them tomorrow morning before everyone wakes up.