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Funniest Down Syndrome Jokes

Albert Einstein owed the inspiration for one of his best ideas to his cousin who had Down Syndrome... he had a special relative, you see?

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I named my dog Syndrome.. So when he's Misbehaving I yell "Down Syndrome"

^^^Stolen

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I joined a forum for people with Down syndrome. Comments are disabled.

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At a Down Syndrome disco... ...Do you think they have a slow dance?

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When I get a dog I am going to name it syndrome Because when he jumps up on me I can shout "Down syndrome"

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What do you say to a handicapped dog? Down Syndrome, down!

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What do you call a midget with Down Syndrome? you call him a little slow

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A football team should setup a charity that gives presents to children with Down Syndrome ...and call it Touch Downs.

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What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who likes to smoke weed ? A baked potato

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I have a dog named Syndrome. But it gets kinda awkward when he jumps on someone and I have to shout out, DOWN SYNDROME!

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I want to get a dog and name it Syndrome. So that every time he gets on my couch, I can yell "DOWN SYNDROME"

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What do you call a kid with down syndrome when he's high? A baked potato.[](/changeling)

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So my cousin has bieber fever... Or as it's medically known, Down Syndrome.

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When I get a dog, I'm going to call him Syndrome. Down Syndrome!

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Teenage twin boys in a "special needs" class were suspended for online gambling while at school... Turns out they have DoubleDown syndrome.

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Have you heard about the new test to detect down syndrome? 24 and me.

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What do you call a kid with Down Syndrome who's late to school? Retardy

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They say good things come in threes... Try telling that to someone with
Down Syndrome

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What’s the only test a person with Down syndrome does well on? A DNA test, they get a 47 out of 46.

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A man with Down syndrome walks in to a bar The barman says ' hey! Why the Mong face?'

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Why do you never see a black person with Down Syndrome? God doesn't punish anyone twice.

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A good name for a dog is Syndrome. Then when he tries to attack someone you can yell “Down Syndrome!”

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I named my dog Syndrome So every time he jumps on people I can shout: "Down Syndrome!"

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When I was a kid they put me in a special education class because I wouldn't stop dancing at school. They said I had Get Down Syndrome.

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My newborn nephew entered the world with the innate ability to dance. They ran tests and found that he got the ability by being born with an extra chromosome. The doctors are calling it... "Get down syndrome"

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What do you call it when someone likes to dance but has an extra chromosome? Get down syndrome.

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Why do kids with down syndrome wear shorts? Because they have bad genes.

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What do you call a nice down syndrome person? Sweet potato.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and legs and severe Down syndrome? Names

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I once joined a forum for people with down syndrome. The comments were disabled

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I had a hyper dog called Syndrome Every time someone came round my house he used to jump around them. Then I have to say "Down Syndrome!"

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I named my dog syndrome So I could say "Down Syndrome!"

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What's a down syndrome's kids favorite thing to do at prom? Slow Dancing.

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I just touched a person with down syndrome. Then I shouted; "touchdown!"

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What did the kid with Down syndrome get on his test? 47/46

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What do you call a person with down syndrome that smokes weed? A baked potato.

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What do you call a Hitman with down syndrome? Agent 47

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What do you get after giving a joint to a down syndrome kid? A baked potato

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Third times the charm... ...said god before he accidentally created down syndrome.

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If people with down syndrome got an extra 21 chromosome.. Then, why isn’t it called up syndrome?

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I saw this chinese kid that looked like he had down syndrome. So I asked his parents if hes fully retarded or just dim sum.

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What do you call a rapper with Down Syndrome? 21 21 21 Savage

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A down syndrome Goodwill employee drops a vase and it breaks. The manager screams "You re-re- -really dont have to wh-wh-worry about it. You are doing a f-f-f-fine job Chris!"

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What do you call a pig with down syndrome? A hammy down

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Ever wonder why World Down syndrome day falls on March 21st Because it's 321

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a person with down syndrome gets his chromosome test results back "**above average**"

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What did the kid with Down syndrome get on his birthday? An extra chromosome.

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What is a Down Syndrome kid's favorite number? 321

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If a kid with Down Syndrome gets Gonorrhea Is it called "Slow Clap"?

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I'm going to name my dog "Syndrome". Whenever he jumps on someone, I can yell, "Down Syndrome!".

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