Down Syndrome Jokes

Albert Einstein owed the inspiration for one of his best ideas to his cousin who had Down Syndrome... he had a special relative, you see?

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Funny Down Syndrome Jokes
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I joined a forum for people with Down syndrome. Comments are disabled.

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At a Down Syndrome disco... ...Do you think they have a slow dance?

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What do you call a midget with Down Syndrome? you call him a little slow

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A football team should setup a charity that gives presents to children with Down Syndrome ...and call it Touch Downs.

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What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who likes to smoke weed ? A baked potato

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What do you call a kid with down syndrome when he's high? A baked potato.[](/changeling)

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When I get a dog, I'm going to call him Syndrome. Down Syndrome!

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What do you call a kid with Down Syndrome who's late to school? Retardy

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Have you heard about the new test to detect down syndrome? 24 and me.

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What’s the only test a person with Down syndrome does well on? A DNA test, they get a 47 out of 46.

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A man with Down syndrome walks in to a bar The barman says ' hey! Why the Mong face?'

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When I was a kid they put me in a special education class because I wouldn't stop dancing at school. They said I had Get Down Syndrome.

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My newborn nephew entered the world with the innate ability to dance. They ran tests and found that he got the ability by being born with an extra chromosome. The doctors are calling it... "Get down syndrome"

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Why do kids with down syndrome wear shorts? Because they have bad genes.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and legs and severe Down syndrome? Names

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What do you call a nice down syndrome person? Sweet potato.

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I once joined a forum for people with down syndrome. The comments were disabled

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I just touched a person with down syndrome. Then I shouted; "touchdown!"

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What did the kid with Down syndrome get on his test? 47/46

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What do you get after giving a joint to a down syndrome kid? A baked potato

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What do you call a person with down syndrome that smokes weed? A baked potato.

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I had a hyper dog called Syndrome Every time someone came round my house he used to jump around them. Then I have to say "Down Syndrome!"

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What is a Down Syndrome kid's favorite number? 321

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What did the kid with Down syndrome get on his birthday? An extra chromosome.

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a person with down syndrome gets his chromosome test results back "**above average**"

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Ever wonder why World Down syndrome day falls on March 21st Because it's 321

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What do you call a pig with down syndrome? A hammy down

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If people with down syndrome got an extra 21 chromosome.. Then, why isn’t it called up syndrome?

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A down syndrome Goodwill employee drops a vase and it breaks. The manager screams "You re-re- -really dont have to wh-wh-worry about it. You are doing a f-f-f-fine job Chris!"

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What do you call a rapper with Down Syndrome? 21 21 21 Savage

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I saw this chinese kid that looked like he had down syndrome. So I asked his parents if hes fully retarded or just dim sum.

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What do you call a hitman with Down syndrome? Agent 47

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