Lightbulb Jokes

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Funniest Lightbulb Jokes

How do you get Donald Trump to change a lightbulb? You tell him Barack Obama installed it.

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How many germans do you need to change a lightbulb? One, we are very efficient and not funny

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, because men can be feminists too.

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How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They will never allow change, even if it makes the world a brighter place.

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How many introverts does it take to change a lightbulb? Why does it have to be a group activity?

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How many dead prostitutes does it take to change a lightbulb? Obviously not 8, because its still dark in my basement.

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How many narcissists does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one. All he has to do is hold it in place while the world revolves around him.

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How many McDonalds workers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, because they can't climb the ladder.

*Edit: Wasn't my joke, it was a friends but I can't credit him since I don't know his account name*

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How many karma whores does it take to change a lightbulb? When this gets 500 upvotes, I'll tell you the answer.

EDIT: Slightly late, but:

10: one to change it, one to post about it for karma and eight to repost it a few months later.

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How many dead hookers does it take to change a lightbulb? I don't know, but it's gotta be more than three, because my basement's still dark...

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How many LGBT supporters does it take to change a lightbulb? The lightbulb is fine the way it is. Society just needs to change the way it looks at it.

Edit: Wow front page. Didn't expect this big a response.

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How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer may shock you.

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They’ll just shoot the room for being black

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How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how clumsy you are.

*There, I've killed it. Move on /r/jokes, move on.*

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Ten. One to change the lightbulb and nine to blog about how empowering it was.

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One day I changed a lightbulb, crossed the road, and walked into a bar. Then I realized my whole life was a joke.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, men can be feminists too

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how many Americans does it take to change a lightbulb? None; they're content to wander around in the dark pretending everything's okay.

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to beat the room for being black and one to arrest the bulb for being broke.

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How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb? One. We are efficient and not funny.

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How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb? None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

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How many 'Nam vets does it take to change a lightbulb? YOU DON'T KNOW MAN, YOU WEREN'T THERE!

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

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How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? The lightbulb just burned out; this is not the time to discuss it.

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How many Arabs does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They'll sit in the dark and blame the Jews

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How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb? Who wants to know?

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How many ADHD children does it take to change a lightbulb? Lets go ride our bikes

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How many PETA members does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They don't change it. They just beat the room for being black.

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How many PETA mebers does it take to change a lightbulb? mj32tAyZc2iCBdOHHZNdOpM

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How many Google plus users does it take to change a lightbulb ? All of them actually . Two to hold the ladder and one to change the lightbulb .

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How many people with Alzheimer's did it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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How many binary programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? 011011110110111001100101

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Why does it take many hands to fit a lightbulb ? Because many hands make light work.
(This is my first attempt at a joke on here)

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How many feminist does it take to change a lightbulb? None, because feminist can't change anything.

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I asked a German the other day if he wanted to hear a joke... I had the classic "How many ____ does it take to change a lightbulb" joke in mind.... But before I got to tell it,

He responded, "Nine"... How did he know?!?!

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb Just juan

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How many emo teens does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they would rather sit in a dark corner and cry.

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How many Murdochs does it take to change a lightbulb? They were unaware the lightbulb was an issue & regret unknowingly paying to change it

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How many dead baby’s do you need to fix a lightbulb Apparently more then 11 cause my lightbulb is still broken

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How many Mexican guys does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

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Why does the lightbulb get nervous around humans? They turn him on.

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How many millenials does it take to change a lightbulb? (version 1) None, there's an app for that.

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How many protesters does it take to change the lightbulb? Its a trick question, protestors don’t change anything

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Who many policemen does take to chainge a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room for being black.

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How many British-borned Indian Artists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, the lightbulb always pays the exact amount.

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How many cops does it take to fix a broken lightbulb? No idea but the cops beat up the room for being black and the lightbulb for being broke

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How many white men does it take to change a lightbulb One

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What’s the difference between a pregnant women and a lightbulb? You can unscrew a lightbulb.

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My 7yr old heard this... How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero, lightbulbs are hardware.

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To replace the lightbulb I could either stand on a chair or get a small ladder... I chose the latter

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How many cops do you need to change a Lightbulb? 20, One of them changes the lightbulb and the other 19 beat up the room because its black

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How many dead memes does it take to change a lightbulb? Twenty-one.

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How many Saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb? (Dragon Ball Z) Just one, but it takes a whole season.

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How many dragon ball characters does it take to change a light bulb ? Only one... but it will take a few episodes.

~~The lightbulb saga~~

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How many children's TV presenters does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb and another to show one they changed earlier.

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How did the hipster burn his fingertips? He was changing the lightbulb before it was cool.

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How many straight men in california does it take to change a lightbulb? both of them

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How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb? No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. The cops just beat the room for being black

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How many Vietnam vets does it take to change a lightbulb? (From a comment in this subredit) YOU DON'T BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T THERE!!!

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How many PETA member does it take to change a lightbulb? Doesnt matter. PETA cant chqnge anything!

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Only a rapist would think the violation of a light socket by a foreign object is a matter to make jokes about.

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