Lightbulb Jokes

How do you get Donald Trump to change a lightbulb? You tell him Barack Obama installed it.

How many germans do you need to change a lightbulb? One, we are very efficient and not funny

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, because men can be feminists too.

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They will never allow change, even if it makes the world a brighter place.

How many introverts does it take to change a lightbulb? Why does it have to be a group activity?

How many dead prostitutes does it take to change a lightbulb? Obviously not 8, because its still dark in my basement.

How many narcissists does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one. All he has to do is hold it in place while the world revolves around him.

How many McDonalds workers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, because they can't climb the ladder.

*Edit: Wasn't my joke, it was a friends but I can't credit him since I don't know his account name*

How many karma whores does it take to change a lightbulb? When this gets 500 upvotes, I'll tell you the answer.

EDIT: Slightly late, but:

10: one to change it, one to post about it for karma and eight to repost it a few months later.

How many dead hookers does it take to change a lightbulb? I don't know, but it's gotta be more than three, because my basement's still dark...

How many LGBT supporters does it take to change a lightbulb? The lightbulb is fine the way it is. Society just needs to change the way it looks at it.

Edit: Wow front page. Didn't expect this big a response.

How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer may shock you.

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They’ll just shoot the room for being black

How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how clumsy you are.

*There, I've killed it. Move on /r/jokes, move on.*

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Ten. One to change the lightbulb and nine to blog about how empowering it was.

One day I changed a lightbulb, crossed the road, and walked into a bar. Then I realized my whole life was a joke.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, men can be feminists too

how many Americans does it take to change a lightbulb? None; they're content to wander around in the dark pretending everything's okay.

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to beat the room for being black and one to arrest the bulb for being broke.

How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb? One. We are efficient and not funny.

How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb? None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

How many 'Nam vets does it take to change a lightbulb? YOU DON'T KNOW MAN, YOU WEREN'T THERE!

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? The lightbulb just burned out; this is not the time to discuss it.

How many Arabs does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They'll sit in the dark and blame the Jews

How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb? Who wants to know?

How many ADHD children does it take to change a lightbulb? Lets go ride our bikes

How many PETA members does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They don't change it. They just beat the room for being black.

Why does it take many hands to fit a lightbulb ? Because many hands make light work.
(This is my first attempt at a joke on here)

I asked a German the other day if he wanted to hear a joke... I had the classic "How many ____ does it take to change a lightbulb" joke in mind.... But before I got to tell it,

He responded, "Nine"... How did he know?!?!

How many emo teens does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they would rather sit in a dark corner and cry.

How many Murdochs does it take to change a lightbulb? They were unaware the lightbulb was an issue & regret unknowingly paying to change it

How many dead memes does it take to change a lightbulb? Twenty-one.

How many cops do you need to change a Lightbulb? 20, One of them changes the lightbulb and the other 19 beat up the room because its black

How many PETA member does it take to change a lightbulb? Doesnt matter. PETA cant chqnge anything!

To replace the lightbulb I could either stand on a chair or get a small ladder... I chose the latter

How many Vietnam vets does it take to change a lightbulb? (From a comment in this subredit) YOU DON'T BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T THERE!!!

How many children's TV presenters does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb and another to show one they changed earlier.