Hilarious Lightbulb Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Lightbulb Jokes

How do you get Donald Trump to change a lightbulb? You tell him Barack Obama installed it.

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How many germans do you need to change a lightbulb? One, we are very efficient and not funny

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, because men can be feminists too.

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How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They will never allow change, even if it makes the world a brighter place.

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How many introverts does it take to change a lightbulb? Why does it have to be a group activity?

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How many dead prostitutes does it take to change a lightbulb? Obviously not 8, because its still dark in my basement.

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How many narcissists does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one. All he has to do is hold it in place while the world revolves around him.

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How many McDonalds workers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, because they can't climb the ladder.

*Edit: Wasn't my joke, it was a friends but I can't credit him since I don't know his account name*

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How many karma whores does it take to change a lightbulb? When this gets 500 upvotes, I'll tell you the answer.

EDIT: Slightly late, but:

10: one to change it, one to post about it for karma and eight to repost it a few months later.

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How many dead hookers does it take to change a lightbulb? I don't know, but it's gotta be more than three, because my basement's still dark...

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How many LGBT supporters does it take to change a lightbulb? The lightbulb is fine the way it is. Society just needs to change the way it looks at it.

Edit: Wow front page. Didn't expect this big a response.

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How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer may shock you.

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They’ll just shoot the room for being black

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How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how clumsy you are.

*There, I've killed it. Move on /r/jokes, move on.*

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Ten. One to change the lightbulb and nine to blog about how empowering it was.

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One day I changed a lightbulb, crossed the road, and walked into a bar. Then I realized my whole life was a joke.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, men can be feminists too

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how many Americans does it take to change a lightbulb? None; they're content to wander around in the dark pretending everything's okay.

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to beat the room for being black and one to arrest the bulb for being broke.

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How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb? One. We are efficient and not funny.

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How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb? None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

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How many 'Nam vets does it take to change a lightbulb? YOU DON'T KNOW MAN, YOU WEREN'T THERE!

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

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How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? The lightbulb just burned out; this is not the time to discuss it.

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How many Arabs does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They'll sit in the dark and blame the Jews

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How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb? Who wants to know?

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How many ADHD children does it take to change a lightbulb? Lets go ride our bikes

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How many PETA members does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They don't change it. They just beat the room for being black.

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How many LAPD officers does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They shoot the room for being black and beat up the bulb for being broke.

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How many kids does it take with ADD to change a lightbulb? Wanna go ride bikes?

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How many Saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb? Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!

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How many perverts does it take to put in a lightbulb? Only one, but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out.

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How many Dragon Ball Z episodes does it take to change a lightbulb? ***Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z***

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they would just tolerate the room for being black.

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How many conservatives does it take to change a lightbulb? Zero. Why would you want to change things?

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How many children does it take to change a lightbulb? Obviously not 5 because my basement is still dark

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How many country singers does it take to change a light bulb? Two; one to change the lightbulb and one to write a song about how good the old one was.

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How many divorced men does it take to change lightbulb? Who cares? They never get the house.

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New Lightbulb Jokes

Why does it take many hands to fit a lightbulb ? Because many hands make light work.
(This is my first attempt at a joke on here)

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How many emo teens does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they would rather sit in a dark corner and cry.

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How many opticians does it take to change a lightbulb? Is it one, or two?

One... or two?

One... or two?

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question.

They just beat the room for being black.

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How many dead hookers does it take to change a lightbulb? Apparently not 1583 cause its still dark down there its starting to smell.

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How many Harvey Weinsteins does it take to change a lightbulb? That light bulb will change itself right in front of him if she knows what's good for her.

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? You can't unscrew a pregnant woman.

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How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? More Guns.

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How many introverts does it take to change a lightbulb? Hey! Why does it have to be a group activity?

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How many "one-uppers" does it take to change a lightbulb? 5 but I have seen it done with four.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? Must be more than 9 cause my basement is still dark

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Why did the man stick a lightbulb in his mouth? He wanted a light snack

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. Who needs a lightbulb when you've got a glass ceiling?

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How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb? One. And maybe a ladder. They're short, not retarded!!!

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What did the lightbulb say to the other lightbulb? Watt up

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Not many, just Juan.

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How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb? One, they're very efficient and not that funny.

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How many Feminist does it take to change a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, they can't change anything.

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How many LAPD officers does it take to change a lightbulb? Who knows? They just beat the room for being black.

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How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a hardware problem.

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How many saiyans does It take to change a lightbulb 1 but it takes five episodes, krillin dies and a planet gets destroyed
(Sorry for the repost)

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How many self-help gurus does it take to change a lightbulb? Before I can answer that question, I have to ask "is the lightbulb ready to change?"

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, because feminists don't make change.

Edit: Can't change anything.

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How many police officers does it take to replace a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room for being black.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Blondes may be dumb but they still know how to use their husband~

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How many tough guys does it take to change a lightbulb? Three. One to hold the bulb, and the woah, wait... hold on a second. You looking at my girl? You looking at my girl, bro? I'll seriously knock you out.

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How many vivisection researchers does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They don't want you to see what they are doing.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One. She just stands there and holds the bulb while waiting for the world to rotate around her.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Don't be silly, feminists cannot change anything.

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One holds the lightbulb in place while the other drinks until the room starts spinning.

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How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb? One. We are very efficient and don't have any humor.

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How many dead hookers does it take to change a lightbulb? Apparently not 3, it's still dark in my basement.

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How many Jokes subredditors does it take to change a lightbulb? We'll find out in the comments.

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How many guitarists does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer is 50. One to change the lightbulb and 49 to say they can do better.

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How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? Twelve. 1 to change the lightbulb, and 11 to say "Aw, he's so brave".

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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? You can unscrew a lightbulb.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. The glass ceiling lets enough light through.

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How many germans does it take to change a lightbulb? None.

German lightbulbs are very high quality and never break.

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just shoot the room for being black.

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How many Dragonball Z character does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but it takes three episodes.

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How many viola players does it take to change a lightbulb? None - they can't reach that high

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A group of them, but it doesn't matter they wont change anything.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb? One but the lightbulb must want to change.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Just kidding, they can't change anything.

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How many surrealist painters does it take to change a lightbulb? A fish!

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How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They are an efficient people with no time for humor.

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How many nuns does it take to change a lightbulb? Nun.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? 0, they'll just protest and hope someone else changes it to one they like.

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How many dead memes does it take to change a lightbulb? Twenty-one.

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How many optometrist does it take to change a lightbulb? 1 or 2? 1... Or 2? 1 or 2?

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How many Saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb? (Dragon Ball Z) Just one, but it takes a whole season.

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How many non-binary gender-fluent people does it take to change an LED lightbulb? DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY LIGHTBULB?

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So I asked my neighbor how many babies you would need to change a lightbulb... and he told me he didn't know because his basement was still dark.

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How many procrastinators does it take to change a lightbulb? Oh well, I'll figure it out later.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, cause they can't change anything.

(Just told to me by my 12 year old son.)

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How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends what you want it to change into...

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How many binary programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? 011011110110111001100101

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I asked a German the other day if he wanted to hear a joke... I had the classic "How many ____ does it take to change a lightbulb" joke in mind.... But before I got to tell it,

He responded, "Nine"... How did he know?!?!

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How many straight men in california does it take to change a lightbulb? both of them

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How many Murdochs does it take to change a lightbulb? They were unaware the lightbulb was an issue & regret unknowingly paying to change it

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