Potato Jokes

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Funniest Potato Jokes

What’s the difference between a hot potato and a flying pig? Ones a heated yam, and ones a yeeted ham.

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What do you call a reluctant potato? A hesitater

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A man walks up to 3 women wearing potato sacks. How does he know which one is the prostitute? The one whose sack reads "Idaho"

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Latvian Joke. What are one potato say other potato?
Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato?

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What do a hot potato and a thrown pig have in common? One is a heated yam, and the other is a yeeted ham.

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What do you call an indecisive potato? A HESI-TATER.

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I had a 7 course Irish dinner last night A 6 pack of Guinness and a potato

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What do you call a high person with Downs Syndrome? A baked potato.

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Latvian man goes to buy iPhone.. Premise ridiculous! iPhone cannot be use to farm potato.
Also, salesman die of malnourish.

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What do you call a stoner with down syndrome? A baked potato.

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Joke from my daughter. What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?
HULK'S MASH!

no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle

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Not a Latvian joke Lost job and no money for buy potato.

Also is cold.

Regret immigrate to Detroit.

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What is an Irish 7-course meal? A 6-pack and a potato.

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A man walks into a bar... He sits down and asks the bartender, “do you have any helicopter flavored potato chips?”

The bartender replies, “no we only have plane ones.”

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I got arrested today for feeding the homeless guys on my street... And to top it off, the cops took away my potato gun.

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Latvian potato eating contest. Latvia man enter contest eat potato. Many other contestants. Contest start. Is no potato. All men sad. And hungry.

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Boy complains to his father Boy: You told me to put a potato in my swimming trunks! You said it would impress the girls at the pool! But you forgot to mention one thing! 

Father: Really, what?

Boy: That the potato should go in the front.

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What do you call an authoritarian potato? A dicktater.

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Roses are red, potato chips are savory... The United States prison system is legalized slavery.

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What's the difference between a warm sweet potato and a thrown pig? One is a heated yam, and the other is a yeeted ham.

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What do you call a stoned Irishman? A baked potato.

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Why is the demand for potato chips rising in China? They need clean air.

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Two potato’s are standing on a corner. How can you tell which one is a prostitute? Look for the sticker that says Idaho.

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What's a 7 course meal for an Irishman? A six-pack and a potato.

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What’s the difference between a baked sweet potato and a flying pig? One’s a heated yam and the other’s a yeeted ham.

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What do you call a bossy potato... A dicktater

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Why Latvian man did cross road? Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.

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What do you call a mean Potato? A Dictator.

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Guy walks into a bar He asks the bartender, "Do you have any helicopter flavored potato chips?" The bartender shakes his head and says, "No, we only have plain."

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Where does biggest potato grow? Under the ground.

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What's the difference between a chick pea and potato? I've never paid $50 to have a potato on my face.

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What is the difference between a potato and a chickpea? You wouldn't pay to have a potato on you.

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One Latvian potato talking to another. Is bad premise, nobody in Latvia have two potato.

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When I was a kid, my parents used to give me 10c and I would have to go down to the shop. I would get a pack of Potato’s, a bunch of bananas, 5 loafs of bread and a bottle of beer. But of course, you can’t do that anymore as most stores have security cameras.

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What do you call a cute irishman A sweet potato

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How many Latvian to eat potato? soldier

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I have a Latvian Joke Man has potato, man trade potato for magic bean.
Magic bean grow into tentacles, rape daughter.

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What do you call it when an autistic kid smokes weed? Baked Potato

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What do you call a couch potato on the internet? A youtuber

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What's the best thing about being Mr. Potato Head? You get to pick your nose.

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What did Mario day when Peach asked him to fix some potato pasta? Gnocchi doki!

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What did the girl potato confess to her husband when he caught her cheating? I-da-Ho.

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What do you call a lazy weed-user? A baked potato

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I saw a magician float a potato once.. It was a levitator.

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What do you get after giving a joint to a down syndrome kid? A baked potato

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What happens when you throw a potato in British fire? They burn into a crisp.

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A.N: You have probably heard this before. I swear I am not copying anybody.

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What do you call a dumb stoner who’s been in the sun for too long? A twice baked potato!

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What religion is a potato? A Crisp-tian.

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What did the latvian say to the ghostbuster? There is no potato, only Zuel

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[request] joke about tomatos Anybody got any good potato jokes?

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If a tomato's a tomato and a potato's a potato, what's a pea? A relief.

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I am tell Latvian joke... Why Latvian take so good pictures?

No potato.

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Came up with this one for my brother's birthday: What do you call a retarded Jew during the holocaust?

A baked potato.

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