What’s the difference between a hot potato and a flying pig? Ones a heated yam, and ones a yeeted ham.
What do you call a reluctant potato? A hesitater
A man walks up to 3 women wearing potato sacks. How does he know which one is the prostitute? The one whose sack reads "Idaho"
What are one potato say other potato?
Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato?
What do a hot potato and a thrown pig have in common? One is a heated yam, and the other is a yeeted ham.
What do you call an indecisive potato? A HESI-TATER.
I had a 7 course Irish dinner last night A 6 pack of Guinness and a potato
What do you call a high person with Downs Syndrome? A baked potato.
Latvian man goes to buy iPhone..
Premise ridiculous! iPhone cannot be use to farm potato.
Also, salesman die of malnourish.
What do you call a stoner with down syndrome? A baked potato.
Joke from my daughter.
What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?
no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle
Not a Latvian joke
Lost job and no money for buy potato.
Also is cold.
Regret immigrate to Detroit.
What is an Irish 7-course meal? A 6-pack and a potato.
A man walks into a bar...
He sits down and asks the bartender, “do you have any helicopter flavored potato chips?”
The bartender replies, “no we only have plane ones.”
I got arrested today for feeding the homeless guys on my street... And to top it off, the cops took away my potato gun.
Latvian potato eating contest. Latvia man enter contest eat potato. Many other contestants. Contest start. Is no potato. All men sad. And hungry.
Boy complains to his father
Boy: You told me to put a potato in my swimming trunks! You said it would impress the girls at the pool! But you forgot to mention one thing!
Father: Really, what?
Boy: That the potato should go in the front.
What do you call an authoritarian potato? A dicktater.
Roses are red, potato chips are savory... The United States prison system is legalized slavery.
What's the difference between a warm sweet potato and a thrown pig? One is a heated yam, and the other is a yeeted ham.
What do you call a stoned Irishman? A baked potato.
Why is the demand for potato chips rising in China? They need clean air.
Two potato’s are standing on a corner. How can you tell which one is a prostitute? Look for the sticker that says Idaho.
What's a 7 course meal for an Irishman? A six-pack and a potato.
What do you call a bossy potato... A dicktater
What’s the difference between a baked sweet potato and a flying pig? One’s a heated yam and the other’s a yeeted ham.
Why Latvian man did cross road? Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.
What do you call a mean Potato? A Dictator.
Guy walks into a bar He asks the bartender, "Do you have any helicopter flavored potato chips?" The bartender shakes his head and says, "No, we only have plain."
What's the difference between a chick pea and potato? I've never paid $50 to have a potato on my face.
Had Irish 7 coarse meal for lunch today 6 pack and a baked potato. Was delicious!
What is the difference between a potato and a chickpea? You wouldn't pay to have a potato on you.
When I was a kid, my parents used to give me 10c and I would have to go down to the shop. I would get a pack of Potato’s, a bunch of bananas, 5 loafs of bread and a bottle of beer. But of course, you can’t do that anymore as most stores have security cameras.
What do you call a basic girl in potato themed lingerie A Tator-Thot
What do you call a cute irishman A sweet potato
How many Latvian to eat potato? soldier
What do you call it when an autistic kid smokes weed? Baked Potato
After the high ranking potato official was killed All flags were flown at half-mashed.
What do you call a couch potato on the internet? A youtuber
What did the girl potato confess to her husband when he caught her cheating? I-da-Ho.
What do you call a lazy weed-user? A baked potato
What do you call a person with down syndrome that smokes weed? A baked potato.
lmao my four-year-old niece told me this joke yesterday
Her: Knock knock!
Me: Who's there?
Me: Potato who?
𝐄𝐏𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐈𝐍 𝐃𝐈𝐃𝐍'𝐓 𝐊𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐇𝐈𝐌𝐒𝐄𝐋𝐅
I saw a magician float a potato once.. It was a levitator.
What do you get after giving a joint to a down syndrome kid? A baked potato
What happens when you throw a potato in British fire?
They burn into a crisp.
A.N: You have probably heard this before. I swear I am not copying anybody.
What do you call a dumb stoner who’s been in the sun for too long? A twice baked potato!
What religion is a potato? A Crisp-tian.
What did the latvian say to the ghostbuster? There is no potato, only Zuel
[request] joke about tomatos Anybody got any good potato jokes?
If a tomato's a tomato and a potato's a potato, what's a pea? A relief.
I am tell Latvian joke...
Why Latvian take so good pictures?