Hilarious Giraffe Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Giraffe Jokes

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How does an elephant hide in the jungle? It paints its balls red and climbs up a cherry tree.

What's the loudest noise in the jungle?

A giraffe eating cherries.

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It takes a big man to accept when he is wrong It takes an even bigger man to give a giraffe a haircut

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How do you hide an Elephant in the jungle? Paint his balls red and hide him in the top of a cherry tree.

Whats the loudest noise in the jungle?

A giraffe eating cherries.

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You're riding a horse, a giraffe is running next to you and a lion is chasing you. What do you do? Get your drunk as off the carousel.

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A man and a Giraffe walk into a bar. The Giraffe gets drunk and falls on the floor unconscious.
The bartender says "you can't leave that lyin' there."
The man says "its not a Lion, its a Giraffe"

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At the touch of her lips, it grew long and swollen. I gasped as she squeezed and pulled expertly. It was the best balloon giraffe I'd ever seen.

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When I was a kid a zookeeper caught me smoking a camel. I told him I'd kill a giraffe too if he didn't keep his mouth shut.

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How do you hide an elephant in a cherry tree? Easy, just paint his balls red.

Now what’s the loudest noise in the jungle?

A giraffe eating cherries

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A giraffe walks into a bar, he sits and orders 6 martinis........ Shame on you for wanting a punchline.

This giraffe needs help.

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A giraffe walks into a bar... A giraffe walks into a bar, orders 6 vodkas and shame on you for expecting a punch line.

This giraffe needs help.

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Why do elephants paint their balls red? So they can hide in apple trees.

What's the loudest noise in the jungle?
A giraffe eating apples.

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It takes a big man to admit he's wrong, but it takes an even bigger man to give a giraffe a haircut

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What kind of magic does a love-struck giraffe practice? Neck-romance-y.

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At the touch of her lips, it grew hard an swollen... 

I gasped as she squeezed and pulled expertly. It was the best balloon giraffe I´d ever seen.

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What did the giraffe say to the conspiracy theorist? Nothing, giraffes aren't real.

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Why does a giraffe need such a long neck? Because its head is so far away from its body.

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A giraffe walks into a bar and orders a beer the bartender asks, "You want a long neck?"

The giraffe says, "I have a choice?"

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How was the first giraffe made? Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse.

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A giraffe walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says “you want a longneck?”

The giraffe says “you mean I have a choice?”

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A man and his giraffe walk into a bar... The giraffe goes to sleep on the floor and the bartender says, "Oi, what's that lyin' over there?" The owner of the giraffe says, "That's no lion, that's a giraffe!"

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Man walks into a bar with a giraffe The giraffe goes to sleep on the floor. The bartender says, "Aye, what's that lyin' there?" The man says, "It's not a lion, it's a giraffe!"

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At the touch of her lips, it grew hard an swollen... I gasped as she squeezed and pulled expertly. It was the best balloon giraffe I´d ever seen.

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So a man and a giraffe walk into a bar... and drink until the giraffe passes out. The man goes to leave and the bartender yells, "Hey, you can't leave that lyin' there!" Man says, "That's not a lion, it's a giraffe."

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A giraffe walks into a bar... The giraffe trips and falls over, the bartender says, "what's that lyin over there." And someone replies, "that's not a lion, that's a giraffe."

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A giraffe walks into a bar He says "High balls on me!"

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How do you hide an elephant up a cheery tree? Put it in the tree and paint it's balls red.

What's the loudest noise in the world?

A giraffe eating cherries

Edit: not a cheery tree...cherry

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A giraffe walks into a bar And says "Hey everybody the high balls are on me!"

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A man and a giraffe walk into a bar.. They both sit at the bar and start drinking..8 pints later...

the giraffe falls down drunk

The bartender says "You better not leave that lying there"

The man says "Thats not a lion, thats a giraffe"

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What do you call a zoo where all the giraffes have colds? Giraffe Sick Park

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So a man and a giraffe walk into a bar.... They each get wasted, the giraffe falls over.
The man goes to leave but the bartender says "oi! you cant leave that lyin there!"
The man says... "Its not a lion... its a giraffe."

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A guy walks into a bar with a giraffe. The giraffe gets drunk and falls over. The man goes to leave and the bartender says, "ey, you can't just leave that lyin' there!” and the man says, "it's not a lion, it's a giraffe."

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A giraffe walks into a bar... Says, "High balls on me!"

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Giraffe walks into a bar and says... The hi-balls are on me.

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Why did the monkey paint his balls red? So he could hide in the cherry tree...

What's the most load noise in the jungle?
... A giraffe eating cherries!

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Why did the mouse whisper into the elephant's ear? The giraffe put him up to it.

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How does an elephant hide in the forest? Paints its nuts red and hides in a cherry tree.

What's the loudest sound in the wild?

A giraffe eating cherries.

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A male giraffe walks into a bar And says “Highballs on me.”

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A Pirate, Rabbi, Ninja, and Giraffe walk into a bar together. The bartender looks at all of them and asks out loud, "What is this? A joke?!"

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Why did the giraffe leave her boyfriend? He was a Cheetah!

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How does an elephant disguise itself as a cherry tree? Paints his balls red.

Whats the loudest noise in the jungle?

A giraffe eating cherries.

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New Giraffe Jokes

How does an elephant camouflage? & What's the loudest thing in the forest? He paints his balls in red and climbs on a cherry tree & A giraffe eating a cherry.

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At the touch of her lips, it grew long and swollen. I sighed as she squeezed and pulled expertly. It was the best balloon giraffe I'd seen.

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A giraffe and a tiger are sitting next to each other in the desert. The tiger looks up at the giraffe and says, "hey, it's pretty hot today." The giraffe turns to the tiger and says, "WHAT?!?"

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A giraffe walks into a bar High balls on me

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Wanna hear a giraffe joke? Nah it will just go over your head.

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I'm writing a book on angry animals Right now it's a rough giraffe

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It takes a big man to admit when he's wrong and it takes a bigger man to give a giraffe a haircut.

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It takes a big man to admit when he’s wrong But it takes an even bigger man to give a giraffe a haircut

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Did you hear about the guy who says he saw a giraffe with a tail longer than it’s neck? I think he’s just telling tall tails

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What noise does a dead giraffe make? *thud*

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What did the giraffe say when he walked into the bar? Highballs are on me !

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What do you do with an elephant with 3 balls? You walk him and pitch to the giraffe

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Why does a giraffe have a long neck? So it can reach it's head.

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This fella and a giraffe walk into a bar The giraffe goes to sleep on the floor

The bartender says: "Oi, what's that lying there?"

The man says: "It's not a lion, it's a giraffe."

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Have you ever think about how long would it take for a giraffe to throw up? You ain't. 'cause you only think about yourself. You selfish af.

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A Giraffe Walks Into A Bar Sits down, orders a drink.
Bartender says, 'Why the long face?'
Giraffe says, 'My alcoholism is tearing my family apart'

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Did you hear about the race between the giraffe and the ostrich? It was neck and neck the whole way.

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I was gonna make a giraffe joke But it's too long

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A penguin and a giraffe were fighting for a promotion Giraffe got promoted because people looked up to him!

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Did you know elephants paint their balls red to blend in with cherry trees? What’s the loudest noise in the jungle..? A giraffe eating cherries

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A giraffe walks into a bar and lies on the floor The bartender asks a nearby customer "what's that lyin' on the floor?"
The customer replies "that's a giraffe not a lion!"

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Why did the Giraffe have PTSD? Because he was giraffe'ted into the war.

Also Melman's job didn't pay well.

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Giraffe walks into a bar Says, Hi-balls on me

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A giraffe walks into a bar And says "The highballs are on me!"

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What do you call a giraffe when it's angry? A grrrraffe.

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A giraffe walks into a bar And says “high balls on me”

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What do you call a giraffe with no eyes? A graph

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A giraffe walks into a bar And says to the bartender: "high balls on me"

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A giraffe walks into a bar... And says "highballs on me"

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Why does the giraffe have a long neck? Because it has smelly feet.

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Please don't bother teaching a giraffe to perform fellatio. It's just not going to go down well.

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Did you hear about the Giraffe and Ostrich race? It was neck and neck.

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A Nun and a Parrot Two nuns, a penguin, a man with a parrot on his shoulder, and a giraffe walk into a bar.

The bartender says, “What is this? Some kind of joke?”

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What does a full set of glassware and a male giraffe have in common? High balls.

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Why did the giraffe go off eating acacia leaves? He had an elevated palate.

The second joke I have made up!

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Giraffe walks into a bar, has a drink, then lies down on the floor to sleep Guy walks in and says - "what's that lyin' there?"
Bartender says "that's not a lion, it's a giraffe"

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A giraffe walks into a bar And shouts "highballs are on me!"

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What do you call a giraffe that eats another giraffe? Giraffrey Dahmer

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If you're thinking about sending a baby gift to April the giraffe She's registered at Toys R Us

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No joke The giraffe is being born!

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It's better to read this aloud A man and a giraffe walk into a bar.
The giraffe falls asleep on the floor.
The bartender asks the man "What's that lyin' there?".
The man says "That's not a lion, that's a giraffe.".

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What's the similarity between a giraffe and an elephant? - I don't know, What ?

-They both start With the letter G

-What? That makes no sense??

-The elephant's name is Greg

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Why do elephants paint their balls red? To hide in cherry trees. What is the loudest noise in the forest?

A giraffe eating cherries.

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A giraffe was at an airport security check line. The security guy asked "Is that your laptop?".

The giraffe replied "I thought you would never ask."

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A giraffe walks into a bar, orders 6 martinis ...and shame on you for wanting a punchline. This giraffe needs help.

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Two nuns, a penguin, a man with a parrot on his shoulder and a giraffe walk into a bar The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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What do an elephant and a giraffe have in common? They are both gray except for the giraffe.

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What do you call a hillbilly giraffe that lives in a trailer and drinks beer all day? A rednnnnnneeeeeeeccccccccckkkkkk.

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A giraffe is the only animal that can walk into a bar and say ... ' The Highballs are on me'

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Giraffe walks into a bar... ...says, " high balls are on me"

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What do you get if you combine your mom and a giraffe? A fat giraffe

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A guy brings his Giraffe into a bar... ... but the giraffe bumps his head on the ceiling and falls over. The bartender says "Hey! You can't have that lyin' in here!" And the guy calmly replies, "That's not a lion, its a giraffe!"

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A Giraffe walks into a bar.... And says "Hi guys, the Hi-balls are on me" ....Bartender says "You sure you don't want a long neck?"

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Giraffe have long necks for a reason. Do you know why giraffe have long necks?

Because they have stinky feet.

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I saw a giraffe with a short neck It was sad, or a deer

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So a giraffe walks into a bar... and says, "High balls, on me!"

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A Giraffe walks into a bar...... .... He looks at everyone and says: "High Balls on me!"

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How do you make a Giraffe go to war? You Giraffed it

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Someone tried to tell me a giraffe joke. It went over my head.

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Guy brings a giraffe into a bar... The giraffe passes out on the floor and the bartender says "hey, you cant leave that lyin there." The guy says "it's not a lion, it's a giraffe."

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What is worse then a centipede with sore feet? A giraffe with a sore throat

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