Terrorist Jokes

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Funniest Terrorist Jokes

Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage? I don't know I just fly the drone.

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What do you call a terrorist's girlfriend? A Guantanamo Bae


Thought of this one earlier and just had to share

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What's the difference between Muslim and a terrorist? I don't know, I just sign executive orders.

I'll be here all week.

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How did Isis move from 5th wanted terrorist group to the most wanted terrorist group? They cut a head

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Once i did the "is your dad a terrorist?, because you are a bomb.." line to a muslim girl. Totally blew up in my face

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What's the difference between a terrorist cell and a children's hospital? ... Don't ask me man, I just fly the drones.

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What Did the Muslim Terrorist Say? Who you gota blow to get some virgins around here?

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How many terrorist jokes are out there ? You will have to C-4 yourself.

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A terrorist walks into a store "How much for this bomb?" he asks
"$500", said the clerk
"Will you take $450?" asks the terrorist
"I'm sorry sir," replies the clerk, "We don't negotiate with terrorists."

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What is the difference between a woman on her period and a terrorist? You can negotiate with terrorists

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TIFU by telling a terrorist joke to my Muslim girlfriend. She blew up in my face.

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Why do terrorist use Nokia phones? so they can reuse the phone after the explosion

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What's the difference between a lead guitarist and a terrorist? You can actually negotiate with a terrorist.

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What's the difference between a terrorist and a civilian? I don't know man, I just fly the drones.

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The difference between an angry woman and a terrorist is that sometimes you can negotiate with the terrorist.

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What's the difference between a terrorist and a five year old? I don't know, I just pilot the drone

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How do you tell the difference between a terrorist and a tenured professor? You can negotiate with a terrorist.

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A terrorist had two cases at home... he stuffed one of them with explosives and headed to the metro. Once inside a wagon he waited until the doors were closed and shouted "Infidels!! now you will die!". Fortunately, that was not the case.

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A plane gets hijacked by a couple of terrorists The head terrorist is in the cockpit with the pilot. He demands that the pilot takes them to a free country or else the entire plane will blow up.

The pilot retorts: " This is an airliner, not a spaceship!"

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Dark humor is like a terrorist attack... the timing needs to be just right.

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What do you call a terrorist with eight legs? An Iraqnid.

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What does a Terrorist Photographer do? Photobomb

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What do you call a monkey terrorist? A Baboom!

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What’s the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS? You can negotiate with a terrorist.

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What is the difference between a terrorist training camp and a Pakistani elementary school? I don't know, I just fly the drones.

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So, now that antifa has been declared a terrorist organization... ...when will the U.S. government start arming them?

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What's the difference between a muslim wedding and a terrorist training camp? I don't know either, I'm just the drone pilot.

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In Pakistan, what's the difference between an elementary school and a terrorist training camp? I don't know, I just fly the drone.

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What’s the difference between a baptist and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist.

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Did you hear the one about the Islamic terrorist? Oh well, guess Jihad to be there

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What does a terrorist say when his post reaches the front page ? Wow, this blew up

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There is a new terrorist religion that hates addition The Tally Ban

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What's the most important part of a terrorist joke? The execution. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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How did the Jewish terrorist die? Hebrew up.

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What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an elementary school? Don't ask me, I just fly the drone.

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What's the difference between a Syrian chapel and a Turkish terrorist camp? America will let in people from the terrorist camp.

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What did one terrorist say to another terrorist on his birthday? I hope you have a blast today

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Whats the differance between a terrorist and a yiddish mama? You can negotiate with terrorists

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Jokes for the SJW What's the difference between a third wave radical feminist and an ISIS terrorist? One of them doesn't get PTSD from twitter.

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New Terrorist Jokes

What is it called when a terrorist robs a bank by himself? An Allah-loan job.

First joke here not very good at it sorry.

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How do you call an old terrorist? A boomer

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Did you hear about the immature and hard of hearing terrorist? I think he misheard me I told him to "Grow up".

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Did you hear about the retarded terrorist who tried to blow up a bus? He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.

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Have you heard about the most famous terrorist ? No one expected him to blow up

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Theres a new Islamic terrorist organization in Nigeria and they have also been caught poaching gorillas They call themselves "Boko Harambe"

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What is it called when a terrorist tells a joke? Boomer humor.

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What do you call a terrorist group full of snowmen? ICES

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What’s the difference between the milita and a terrorist group? Well both have bombs but one of them... I guess we’ll never know.

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What’s the difference between a milita member and a terrorist? BOOM!!! I guess we’ll never know.

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What do you call a terrorist with a bad internet connection? Osama Been Lagging

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Have you heard why the terrorist who opened a youtube channel? He heard there is exploding the like button.

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Being an Islamic Terrorist Comedian is tough in America... They bomb every show.

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What do depression and ISIS have in common? They're both terrorist cells which are very hard to pin down, very hard to get rid of and they keep trying to destroy your home from the inside - while you're still in it.

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Did you hear about the libertarian terrorist plot to take over the government... ...and leave everyone alone?

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What’s the difference between a terrorist outpost and an islamic elementary school? I don’t know. I just fly the drone.

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After dying, an Islamic Terrorist goes to a gaming room in heaven. He looks around and finds 72 older dudes gaming. These weren't the virgins he was expecting.

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What is the difference between a tourist and a terrorist? One comes back home.

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A terrorist blows himself up at a Star Trek convention. It's a bit awkward five minutes later when he's meeting his 72 virgins.

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Why did the terrorist return the regular olive oil? He wanted extra virgin.

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What do you call a gorilla that's a member of a terrorist organization? Boko Harambe

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What was the name of the Antartic terrorist group? ICEis

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What did the Iranian men do when they saw a terrorist? Tehran.

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FBI offers to help France investigate the terrorist attacks. So far, they think North Korea is behind it.

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Did you hear about the terrorist on the talent show!? apparently he blew the judges away!

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