Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage? I don't know I just fly the drone.
What do you call a terrorist's girlfriend?
A Guantanamo Bae
Thought of this one earlier and just had to share
What's the difference between Muslim and a terrorist?
I don't know, I just sign executive orders.
I'll be here all week.
How did Isis move from 5th wanted terrorist group to the most wanted terrorist group? They cut a head
Once i did the "is your dad a terrorist?, because you are a bomb.." line to a muslim girl. Totally blew up in my face
What's the difference between a terrorist cell and a children's hospital? ... Don't ask me man, I just fly the drones.
What Did the Muslim Terrorist Say? Who you gota blow to get some virgins around here?
How many terrorist jokes are out there ? You will have to C-4 yourself.
A terrorist walks into a store
"How much for this bomb?" he asks
"$500", said the clerk
"Will you take $450?" asks the terrorist
"I'm sorry sir," replies the clerk, "We don't negotiate with terrorists."
What is the difference between a woman on her period and a terrorist? You can negotiate with terrorists
TIFU by telling a terrorist joke to my Muslim girlfriend. She blew up in my face.
Why do terrorist use Nokia phones? so they can reuse the phone after the explosion
What's the difference between a lead guitarist and a terrorist? You can actually negotiate with a terrorist.
What's the difference between a terrorist and a civilian? I don't know man, I just fly the drones.
The difference between an angry woman and a terrorist is that sometimes you can negotiate with the terrorist.
What's the difference between a terrorist and a five year old? I don't know, I just pilot the drone
How do you tell the difference between a terrorist and a tenured professor? You can negotiate with a terrorist.
A terrorist had two cases at home... he stuffed one of them with explosives and headed to the metro. Once inside a wagon he waited until the doors were closed and shouted "Infidels!! now you will die!". Fortunately, that was not the case.
A plane gets hijacked by a couple of terrorists
The head terrorist is in the cockpit with the pilot. He demands that the pilot takes them to a free country or else the entire plane will blow up.
The pilot retorts: " This is an airliner, not a spaceship!"
Dark humor is like a terrorist attack... the timing needs to be just right.
What do you call a terrorist with eight legs? An Iraqnid.
What does a Terrorist Photographer do? Photobomb
What do you call a monkey terrorist? A Baboom!
What’s the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS? You can negotiate with a terrorist.
What is the difference between a terrorist training camp and a Pakistani elementary school? I don't know, I just fly the drones.
So, now that antifa has been declared a terrorist organization... ...when will the U.S. government start arming them?
What's the difference between a muslim wedding and a terrorist training camp? I don't know either, I'm just the drone pilot.
In Pakistan, what's the difference between an elementary school and a terrorist training camp? I don't know, I just fly the drone.
What’s the difference between a baptist and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist.
What do you get when you cross a terrorist and a Hawaiian food truck?
Aloha snack bar!
I was arrested on my way to school today on suspicion of being a terrorist Turns out I bombed the test
What does a terrorist say when his post reaches the front page ? Wow, this blew up
There is a new terrorist religion that hates addition The Tally Ban
A terrorist tells the suicide bomber they shouldn't attack the Statue of Liberty, because she's "too easy" ... The bomber shrugs and replies "Eh, I'd still bang"
What's the difference between a terrorist and a woman? You can negotiate with a terrorist
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist.
How did the Jewish terrorist die? Hebrew up.
What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an elementary school? Don't ask me, I just fly the drone.
What does a fat terrorist say? Aloha snack bar.
How do you respond to a terrorist that threatens to blow you up? Ok boomer
What do you call a terrorist born during WWII? A boomer.
What do you call the fastes terrorist Hussein Bolt
Theres a new Islamic terrorist organization in Nigeria and they have also been caught poaching gorillas They call themselves "Boko Harambe"
What is it called when a terrorist tells a joke? Boomer humor.
What do you call a terrorist group full of snowmen? ICES
What did one terrorist say to another terrorist on his birthday? I hope you have a blast today
What’s the difference between the milita and a terrorist group? Well both have bombs but one of them... I guess we’ll never know.
What do you call a terrorist with a bad internet connection? Osama Been Lagging
A Terrorist Tries Stand Up Comedy for the First Time... Let's just say he was the bomb.
A buzzfeed writer and a terrorist walked into a bar What happened next will blow your mind!
Did you hear about the libertarian terrorist plot to take over the government... ...and leave everyone alone?
What’s the difference between a terrorist outpost and an islamic elementary school? I don’t know. I just fly the drone.
I told a woman I saw today that I liked her terrorist costume People sure don't know how to take a compliment!
What is a terrorist's favorite thing do while high? Hijacking
Why can’t penguins fly? They’re on the Terrorist Watch List.
The Casio F-91W is popular among terrorists. It's on the terrorist watch list.
What do you call a terrorist with tourettes? A ticking time bomb.
What is the point in becoming an ISIS terrorist on the off chance you will get 72 Virgins when you die? Just become a Catholic priest and have them now.
What is the difference between a tourist and a terrorist? One comes back home.
What terrorist group hates modern broadcast systems? The Teleban
Why was the terrorist commander mad at his subordinate? Apparently, you're not supposed to practice suicide bombing!
How does a terrorist know what type of bomb he's using? Well, he can C4 himself.
What do you call a plant that organised a terrorist attack? A bush.
What's the difference between a hospital and a terrorist hideout? I dunno man, I just fly the drones
A terrorist blows himself up at a Star Trek convention. It's a bit awkward five minutes later when he's meeting his 72 virgins.
So Germany is going to fine companies that fail to remove hate speech and terrorist related content... Maybe instead of companies like YouTube manually checking videos, they should just Autobahn.
What did the terrorist say to his wife? Blow me
Why have there been so much terrorist attacks lately? Because terrorism is booming.
What is a terrorist's favorite sports car? Porsche 9/11
To be fair Theresa May warned of a coalition of chaos propped up by extremist terrorist sympathisers She just didn't say she'd be leading it
Did you hear about the terrorist attack on the dairy / cow farm? It was an udder disaster.
What do Terrorist's call their Sorbets? Italian ISIS.
What's the difference between a Yemeni marriage and a terrorist hideout? I don't know, I just bomb where they tell me.
What does a hawaiian terrorist say? Aloha Akbar
A Polish terrorist was sent to blow up a car. He failed. He burnt his mouth on the exhaust pipe.
What do you call a terrorist with a scoop of vanilla ice cream? Allah mode.
What does a terrorist say when about to kill Kim Kardashian's Husband?
Death to the West!
(Sorry if this is a repost, if so I'll remove it)
What is the difference between a woman and a terrorist? you can negotiate with a terrorist
What's the difference between a terrorist attack and a killing spree? Religion
A reporter asked an army sniper what he felt when shooting a Taliban terrorist He shrugged and replied, "Recoil"
What's a terrorist's favorite state? Allah-bama
What happens when a terrorist breaks the rules of a subreddit? They get Talibanned
Did you hear about the Jewish terrorist? He was going to hijack a plane but didn't want to use his miles
What's the difference between a Muslim and a Terrorist? I don't know, I just work as airport security.
Why did the terrorist fail his driver's test? He couldn't tell the difference between a parking space and a crowded street.
Why was the Terrorist always late for work?
All of his clocks counted backwards.
Why did all of his clocks count backwards?
Because that's how he learned to count!
BuzzFeed's "Ten ways to tell if someone is a terrorist" #6 will blow your mind!
What is a terrorist's dream car? 911
What's the difference between a Syrian chapel and a Turkish terrorist camp? America will let in people from the terrorist camp.
How do drug dealers get punished by Islamic-Extremist Terrorist in the Middle East? They get stoned.
Why did the terrorist return the regular olive oil? He wanted extra virgin.
Wanna hear a terrorist joke? Israeli good..
What's the difference between a terrorist and a feminist? The terrorist needs a trigger to blow things up.
What do you call a lonely terrorist? ISIL-ated
What did the Iranian men do when they saw a terrorist? Tehran.
Whats the differance between a terrorist and a yiddish mama? You can negotiate with terrorists
What did the terrorist say when his post got 2000 upvotes? "Edit: This really blew up!"
Why do terrorist only drink insta-coffee?
because they hate french press.
(I hope this isn't too soon.)
Did you hear about the terrorist on the talent show!? apparently he blew the judges away!