In Canada, you are more likely to die of a kick of a moose than a terrorist attack. Those damn moose limbs.
So, now that antifa has been declared a terrorist organization... ...when will the U.S. government start arming them?
Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage? I don't know I just fly the drone.
How did Isis move from 5th wanted terrorist group to the most wanted terrorist group? They cut a head
How does Trump differ from terrorist organisations? Terrorist organisations take responsibility for their actions.
In Canada, you are more likely to die of a moose kick than of a terrorist attack. Those damn mooselimbs.
What's the difference between a terrorist cell and a children's hospital? ... Don't ask me man, I just fly the drones.
Two conspiracy theorists die and go to heaven.
They ask God who did 911. God replies, "It was perpetrated by members of the Islamic terrorist group Al Qaeda."
One whispers to the other, "Dude, this goes way higher than I thought."
A terrorist walks into a store
"How much for this bomb?" he asks
"$500", said the clerk
"Will you take $450?" asks the terrorist
"I'm sorry sir," replies the clerk, "We don't negotiate with terrorists."
What's the difference between a terrorist and a civilian? I don't know man, I just fly the drones.
The difference between an angry woman and a terrorist is that sometimes you can negotiate with the terrorist.
What's the difference between a terrorist and a five year old? I don't know, I just pilot the drone
How do you tell the difference between a terrorist and a tenured professor? You can negotiate with a terrorist.
A terrorist had two cases at home... he stuffed one of them with explosives and headed to the metro. Once inside a wagon he waited until the doors were closed and shouted "Infidels!! now you will die!". Fortunately, that was not the case.
A plane gets hijacked by a couple of terrorists
The head terrorist is in the cockpit with the pilot. He demands that the pilot takes them to a free country or else the entire plane will blow up.
The pilot retorts: " This is an airliner, not a spaceship!"
What’s the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS? You can negotiate with a terrorist.
What is the difference between a terrorist training camp and a Pakistani elementary school? I don't know, I just fly the drones.
In Canada, you are more likely to be killed by a kick of a moose than by a terrorist attack. Those damn moose limbs!
What's the difference between a muslim wedding and a terrorist training camp? I don't know either, I'm just the drone pilot.
In Pakistan, what's the difference between an elementary school and a terrorist training camp? I don't know, I just fly the drone.
Whats the difference between a terrorist camp and a high school? I don't know, I just fly drones.
What do you get when you cross a terrorist and a Hawaiian food truck?
Aloha snack bar!
I was arrested on my way to school today on suspicion of being a terrorist Turns out I bombed the test
What’s the difference between a Pakistani Orphanage and a terrorist compound? I don’t know, I just fly the drone.
Where does a Terrorist go when he dies?
Disclaimer: Another one my Student told me.
A terrorist tells the suicide bomber they shouldn't attack the Statue of Liberty, because she's "too easy" ... The bomber shrugs and replies "Eh, I'd still bang"
What's the difference between an elementary school and a terrorist outpost
How would I know all I do is drive the drones
In Canada, you are more likely to die of a kick of a moose than of a terrorist attack. Those damn moose limbs.
I accidentally started a worldwide terrorist organization. I just didn’t expect it to blow up so much
When a male ISIS terrorist go to heaven, they meet 10.000 virgins. They are all male ISIS terrorists.
Meanwhile in Lahore... A terrorist blows up his own house, after the Pakistan Government issued a *Work From Home* advisory to it's citizens.
The police were called to a unique situation where a terrorist blew up his own house.... ....apparently due to the virus he was also issued work from home instructions!
ISIS has issued a travel warning to terrorists
The terrorist group has urged supporters to avoid “the land of the epidemic”.
Meanwhile in Britain, Ariana Grande concert tickets are selling out a lot faster.
What is it called when a terrorist robs a bank by himself?
An Allah-loan job.
First joke here not very good at it sorry.
Why did the terrorist blonde fail to blow up a van? She burned her mouth on the exhaust pipe.
Why is Antifa the absolute WORST terrorist organization!! Because they've killed zero people.
Did you hear about the retarded terrorist who tried to blow up a bus? He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.
A Terrorist goes to a psychiatrist the psychiatrist diagnosed him with being self-destructive.
What's the difference between a terrorist recruitment center and an Iranian general? I don't know, man, I'm just a pilot.
Did you hear the one about the Polish terrorist they sent to blow up a car? He burnt his mouth on the tail pipe
Ibises are actually part of an undercover terrorist organisation, and I know who their leader is...
...Osama Bin Chicken.
This may go over your heads if you're not Australian. We call Ibises 'bin chickens'.
What the difference between a terrorist and an angry women? You can negotiate with the terrorist
A group of terrorist just hijacked a building full of congressmen... ...They laid their intent and threatened everyone should they not follow that they would release one congressman every hour
The terrorist behind the underwear bomb died today. Which is good. Because no one likes a guy who goes off in his pants.
Theres a new Islamic terrorist organization in Nigeria and they have also been caught poaching gorillas They call themselves "Boko Harambe"
People say that Pakistan is a terrorist nation..... Guys it's not true, even Osama bin Laden lived there peacefully for 6 years
Suspected terrorist attack as hole is blown into wall of public toilet at Waterloo station... Police are looking into it.