Hilarious Art Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Art Jokes

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How do you get an art major off your front porch? Pay for the pizza!

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I went to an Art Gallery, it was $60 to enter and $80 to look at each picture. It was called Electronic Arts.

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I just read Trump's book "The Art of the Deal" It had four Chapter 11's.

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A person with an art degree walks into a bar. They then head behind the counter and start serving drinks.

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Why did the console gamer get a headache at the art museum? Too many frames.

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It annoys me that Engineering students call themselves engineers.. You don’t hear medical students calling themselves doctors, or art students calling themselves unemployed.

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I heard Starbucks is trying to hire a lot more refugees Those poor art majors are going to suffer, then

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What's the difference between an art major and a philosophy major? The philosophy major will ask you WHY you want fries with that.

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What was the seal's favorite subject in school? ART ART ART!

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Why are Subway cooks called "Sandwich Artists"? Even art majors deserve recognition

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My dad bought himself a new hearing aid. "It's state of the art," he boasted. "Cost me a fortune."

"Awesome," I replied. "What kind is it?"

"Two-thirty."

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Give an Eevee a Water Stone and it turns into Vaporeon. Give an Eevee a Fire Stone and it turns into Flareon. Give an Eevee a couple dollars every month for their art project and it turns into Patreon.

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R Kelly changed the rap game He took the art out of Rap Artist

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Kamikaze It's a dying art

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What's the difference between Bill Cosby and a Rap artist? art

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How do you make an art student’s car go faster? Just remove the huge Dominoes sign on top!

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Minecraft is probably what hitler would have titled his autobiography if he had gotten into art school

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How do you get an art school graduate off your porch? Pay for the pizza.

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When Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a sledgehammer it’s “art” and “music” But when I do it I’m “drunk” and “ruining the wedding”

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I vandalized an art major's car today. Removing pizza delivery signs is surprisingly easy.

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I was at an art gallery. "Absolutely beautiful, isn't it?" I asked the guy next to me. "The way the yellow combines with the grey. The way the colours intertwine. Truly remarkable."

He stepped away from the urinal and left.

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What's the difference between an art student and a park bench? A bench can support a family.

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My father told me not to make fun of people doing art or gender studied at University They might spit in my macdonalds fries in the future.

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What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC? One has a job.

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What do you say to an art student with a job? "Uhh, I would like the Quarter Pounder with Cheese"

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What's a seal's favorite class? Art art art :)

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I went to an art contest recently... It ended in a draw.

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What is the difference between an art student and a dead baby? The dead baby can feed a family of four.

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A person with a science degree asks "why does it work?" A person with an engineering degree asks: "how does it work?" A person with an accounting degree asks: "how much does it cost?" A person with an art degree asks: "do you want fries with that?"

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Nothing Original There’s a girl on my art course who never does any original work, she copies everything.

We call her Tracey.

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Why did the console gamer die in the art gallary? There was too many frames.

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I'm currently studying the art of persuasion. I think you should too.

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20,000 Dots “Your assignment was to produce a piece containing exactly 20,000 dots,” my Art teacher said, “but I only see one.” “They’re on top of each other.” I explained.

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My friend told me that vegetables can be art Art? I choked.

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Chinese in the bar Last night a Chinese guy came to my favorite bar.

I asked him if he knew Kung Fu or some other martial art.

He said, “Why do you ask me that? Is it just because I’m Chinese?!”

“No it’s because you’re drinking MY beer!“

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Last night a Chinese guy came to my favorite bar. I asked him if he knew Kung Fu or some other martial art.

He said, “Why do you ask me that? Is it just because I’m Chinese?!”

“No it’s because you’re drinking MY beer!“

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What's the difference between an art school student and a monkey? Monkeys can do math.

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What do you call an art thief's getaway car? A van go.

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True procrastination is a lost art Those who completely mastered it's practice never got around to teaching anyone else their secrets.

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New Art Jokes

What do you call a man hanging from a wall? Art! What do you call a man with no arms or legs who's in the sea? 911

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I've perfected the art of clever comebacks Too bad I have no friends to talk to in first place.

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One eraser says to another “Look at ‘em, that Art Gum thinks he is so great.”

“Calm down bud, isn’t it enough to be kneaded?”

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What is it called when someone from the art gallery gets set up? Framed

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How do you get an Art Major off your front door step? Pay for the PIZZA!

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If people go to Art School to learn how to express themselves, where do doggies go? Arf School!

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Hyberbolating is an art form. The truest form of art in the world.

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The fresh abuse allegations aimed at Michael Jackson don’t matter to me; I separate the art from the artist. I’m an art thief.

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What's the difference between a Rap Artist and R Kelly? The space and "art"

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You've heard about the R Kelly scandal right? He really takes the art out of rap artist

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Why couldn't the Thai soccer team kids have SCUBA'ed their way out of the flooded cave complex earlier? Unfortunately, they're not professional soccer players and aren't proficient in the art of diving.

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I went to an art event this morning, and this painting really SPOKE to me... I then remembered that I forgot to take my schizophrenia medication.

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Modern art is just like graffiti Its very ugly and you find it everywhere

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A man was telling his neighbor, “I just bought a new hearing aid It cost me $5,000 but it is state of the art. It’s perfect.”
“Really,” answered the neighbor. “What kind is it?”
“Twelve thirty.”

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For our art homework we had to do a painting and my teacher asked me where mine was. I said, "My dog ate it."

"But you don't have a dog..." said the girl next to me.

"You're right," I replied, "not any more."

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Karate is the ancient Japanese art of getting people to buy lots of belts.

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earth was cool till it lost its art, now its just "eh"

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What do Breath of the Wild and an art store going out of business have in common? The frame rates drop.

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Why did the Republican hate his logic course? Because Philosophy is considered a *liberal* art

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What martial art does a vegan kick boxer specialize in? To-fu

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My friend hates his job at the art museum. He only does it for the Monet.

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I think income based tuition is a terrible idea... Because art degrees would be free

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The art of test taking includes: Looking up for inspiration
Looking down in desperation
And looking side-to-side for information

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There’s a girl on my art course who never does any original work, she copies everything. We call her Tracey.

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I went for a job interview in a Art Gallery today, but the interviewers seemed to hate everything about me. I didn't really paint a good picture of myself.

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What's the national martial art of Pakistan? Karachi

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Is going to art school worth it? Nein.

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Which period of art produced the most starving artists? The Baroque period.

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Why is it... That when Miley Cyrus licks a hammer naked it's called 'Music' and 'Art', but when I do it, it's called 'Property Damage' and 'Nudity' and I get kicked out of Home Depot?

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I know that writing is the highest art form . . . I've seen it written.

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Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Because thou art hot and maketh me want to take off my clothes.

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The youth of today don't know how to make those 90s rainbow tie-dye t-shirts... ..I guess it's a dying art.

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What did the Art Major say to the Other Majors? I'll paint your reactions when your Jobs are Automated if you buy me dinner!

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Hearing Aid My neighbor just told me, "I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect."

"Really," . "What kind is it?"

"Twelve thirty"

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Before art school, Adolf Hitler tried programming, but he always got stuck on race conditions.

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My father is a carpenter, and he was telling me about the new, state-of-the-art plumb bob that was just released... It really is next-level.

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Did you hear the one about the guy accused of robbing the art museum? I heard he got framed

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What is Israel's favorite martial art? Jew-Jitsu

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Pacifism is a martial art. Its moves are designed to bruise the opponent's knuckles with your face.

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What's the difference between a pizza and an art degree? A pizza doesn't deliver an art degree

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What did the seal go to school for? Art art art!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? Art.

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How do you get an art major off your porch? Pay for the pizza

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Why did console player get a headache in art gallery? There were too many frames.

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Why did the console player get a headache in the art gallery? There were too many frames

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What do you call the Israeli martial art? Jewjipsu

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs on a wall Art

What do you call arms and legs on a wall

Pieces of art

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs lying on the floor? Matt.

What do you call him when he's swimming in the pool?

Bob.

Hanging on the wall?

Art.

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