How do you get an art major off your front porch? Pay for the pizza!
I went to an Art Gallery, it was $60 to enter and $80 to look at each picture. It was called Electronic Arts.
I just read Trump's book "The Art of the Deal" It had four Chapter 11's.
A person with an art degree walks into a bar. They then head behind the counter and start serving drinks.
Why did the console gamer get a headache at the art museum? Too many frames.
It annoys me that Engineering students call themselves engineers.. You don’t hear medical students calling themselves doctors, or art students calling themselves unemployed.
I heard Starbucks is trying to hire a lot more refugees Those poor art majors are going to suffer, then
What's the difference between an art major and a philosophy major? The philosophy major will ask you WHY you want fries with that.
What was the seal's favorite subject in school? ART ART ART!
Why are Subway cooks called "Sandwich Artists"? Even art majors deserve recognition
My dad bought himself a new hearing aid.
"It's state of the art," he boasted. "Cost me a fortune."
"Awesome," I replied. "What kind is it?"
Give an Eevee a Water Stone and it turns into Vaporeon. Give an Eevee a Fire Stone and it turns into Flareon. Give an Eevee a couple dollars every month for their art project and it turns into Patreon.
R Kelly changed the rap game He took the art out of Rap Artist
Kamikaze It's a dying art
What's the difference between Bill Cosby and a Rap artist? art
How do you make an art student’s car go faster? Just remove the huge Dominoes sign on top!
Minecraft is probably what hitler would have titled his autobiography if he had gotten into art school
How do you get an art school graduate off your porch? Pay for the pizza.
When Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a sledgehammer it’s “art” and “music” But when I do it I’m “drunk” and “ruining the wedding”
I vandalized an art major's car today. Removing pizza delivery signs is surprisingly easy.
I was at an art gallery.
"Absolutely beautiful, isn't it?" I asked the guy next to me. "The way the yellow combines with the grey. The way the colours intertwine. Truly remarkable."
He stepped away from the urinal and left.
What's the difference between an art student and a park bench? A bench can support a family.
My father told me not to make fun of people doing art or gender studied at University They might spit in my macdonalds fries in the future.
What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC? One has a job.
What do you say to an art student with a job? "Uhh, I would like the Quarter Pounder with Cheese"
What's a seal's favorite class? Art art art :)
I went to an art contest recently... It ended in a draw.
What is the difference between an art student and a dead baby? The dead baby can feed a family of four.
A person with a science degree asks "why does it work?" A person with an engineering degree asks: "how does it work?" A person with an accounting degree asks: "how much does it cost?" A person with an art degree asks: "do you want fries with that?"
I think it's bullcrap how Miley Cyrus can get naked, lick a sledge hammer, and people call it "art" and "music". Yet when I do it, I'm "wasted" and " have to leave Home Depot".
What's the difference between an art school student and a monkey? Monkeys can do math.
True procrastination is a lost art Those who completely mastered it's practice never got around to teaching anyone else their secrets.
What's the difference between a Rap Artist and R Kelly? The space and "art"
The fresh abuse allegations aimed at Michael Jackson don’t matter to me; I separate the art from the artist. I’m an art thief.
Why do churches have so many statues and paintings featuring naked boys? Early form of motivational art - to keep employee morale up and remind them what they're working for.
What do you call a man with no arms or legs lying on the floor?
What do you call him when he's swimming in the pool?
Hanging on the wall?
How do you get an Art Major off your front door step? Pay for the PIZZA!
You've heard about the R Kelly scandal right? He really takes the art out of rap artist
Why couldn't the Thai soccer team kids have SCUBA'ed their way out of the flooded cave complex earlier? Unfortunately, they're not professional soccer players and aren't proficient in the art of diving.
What do you call a man hanging from a wall? Art! What do you call a man with no arms or legs who's in the sea? 911
I've perfected the art of clever comebacks Too bad I have no friends to talk to in first place.
One eraser says to another
“Look at ‘em, that Art Gum thinks he is so great.”
“Calm down bud, isn’t it enough to be kneaded?”
What is it called when someone from the art gallery gets set up? Framed
If people go to Art School to learn how to express themselves, where do doggies go? Arf School!
I went to an art event this morning, and this painting really SPOKE to me... I then remembered that I forgot to take my schizophrenia medication.
Why did the console player get a headache in the art gallery? There were too many frames
What do tampons and renaissance art have in common? You get upset when your dog tears up either of them because they are period pieces.