Has anyone played that weird Mexican carnival game where groundhogs pop out of holes and you have to smear them with avocado? I really suck at Guac-a-mole.
So a mole goes into a club... And ends up getting Avogadro's number.
What do you call someone who has 6.02 * 10^23 dollars? A mole-ionaire.
$6.022 x 10^23 Mole money, mole problems.
What did the last mole leaving the hole see whenever he looked up? Molasses.
As soon as the Zombie Apocalypse hits I'm grabbing a sledgehammer and heading down to the local cemetery for the greatest game of Whack-A-Mole ever.
What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground. Except for the eagle.
Whats Avogadro's favorite arcade game? Wack a mole.
Why did the 22140857×10^23 molecules of Methyl Acetate go to jail? It was a Mole-Ester!
What's the Mafias favorite game? whack a mole
What is Avogadro's favorite dip? Guaca-mole
I'm getting my Darth Vader shaped mole checked out. I'm concerned because it's on the dark side.
What do you call a mole that doesn't feel pain? A Paracetamole
I used to hate my mole. But you know what? It's growing on me.
Happy mole day everyone!
What do you call a stripping chemist?
A mole dancer!
What is an avocado's favorite game to play?
I'm about to be a dad so this seemed fitting for my first post :)
Why was Avogadro executed? He was a mole
What game are the mafia best at? Whack-A-Mole
A star bingo player goes to the doctor
He was worried about a new mole growing on his body, worried that it was cancerous.
Bingo player: What do you think of the mole? Should i be worried?
What's the difference between a priest and a cryogenics researcher? Only one of them is a chilled mole tester.
How can you tell if someone is a chemistry major? They have a mole on their body.
How do you stop a mole from digging? Take his shovel away
My chemistry class had a party My teacher brought some avocados, about 6.022x10^23 of them, for the guaca-mole.
What do you call it when someone hits avocados repeatedly with a hammer? Gu-whack-a-mole-e.
If a mole working within the FBI were to come up with a joke what kind would it be? An inside joke.
What Did The People Say When A Mole Was Elected As Pope? HOLEY MOLEY!
What is a Mafia enforcer's favorite game? Whack-A-Mole
Quality control at a Whack-a-Mole factory ...Is either hit or miss
What's a mafia members favorite game? Whack-A-Mole
What do you call 6.02x10^23 avocados? Guaca-mole
What do you call 10 samples of 6.02 x 10²³ lava molecules? Mole-ten rock.
What's A Mexican's Favourite Arcade Game? Guac-A-Mole
In honor of Mole Day: Why did the mole keep getting confused for a professional boxer? He was always making holey fields.
Doctor! Doctor! I'm really concerned about this mole on my back! Doctor: I'm a dermatologist, not a veterinarian