Mole Jokes

Funny Mole Jokes
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Has anyone played that weird Mexican carnival game where groundhogs pop out of holes and you have to smear them with avocado? I really suck at Guac-a-mole.

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So a mole goes into a club... And ends up getting Avogadro's number.

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What do you call someone who has 6.02 * 10^23 dollars? A mole-ionaire.

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$6.022 x 10^23 Mole money, mole problems.

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What did the last mole leaving the hole see whenever he looked up? Molasses.

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As soon as the Zombie Apocalypse hits I'm grabbing a sledgehammer and heading down to the local cemetery for the greatest game of Whack-A-Mole ever.

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground. Except for the eagle.

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Whats Avogadro's favorite arcade game? Wack a mole.

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Why did the 22140857×10^23 molecules of Methyl Acetate go to jail? It was a Mole-Ester!

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What's the Mafias favorite game? whack a mole

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What is Avogadro's favorite dip? Guaca-mole

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I'm getting my Darth Vader shaped mole checked out. I'm concerned because it's on the dark side.

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What do you call a mole that doesn't feel pain? A Paracetamole

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I used to hate my mole. But you know what? It's growing on me.

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Happy mole day everyone! What do you call a stripping chemist?

A mole dancer!

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What is an avocado's favorite game to play? Guack-a-mole!

I'm about to be a dad so this seemed fitting for my first post :)

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Why was Avogadro executed? He was a mole

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What game are the mafia best at? Whack-A-Mole

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A star bingo player goes to the doctor He was worried about a new mole growing on his body, worried that it was cancerous.

Bingo player: What do you think of the mole? Should i be worried?

Doctor: B9

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What's the difference between a priest and a cryogenics researcher? Only one of them is a chilled mole tester.

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How can you tell if someone is a chemistry major? They have a mole on their body.

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How do you stop a mole from digging? Take his shovel away

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My chemistry class had a party My teacher brought some avocados, about 6.022x10^23 of them, for the guaca-mole.

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What do you call it when someone hits avocados repeatedly with a hammer? Gu-whack-a-mole-e.

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If a mole working within the FBI were to come up with a joke what kind would it be? An inside joke.

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What Did The People Say When A Mole Was Elected As Pope? HOLEY MOLEY!

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What is a Mafia enforcer's favorite game? Whack-A-Mole

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Quality control at a Whack-a-Mole factory ...Is either hit or miss

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What's a mafia members favorite game? Whack-A-Mole

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In honor of Mole Day: Why did the mole keep getting confused for a professional boxer? He was always making holey fields.

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Doctor! Doctor! I'm really concerned about this mole on my back! Doctor: I'm a dermatologist, not a veterinarian

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Sherlock Holmes: My dear Watson, you have a mole on your right upper thigh. Watson (Amazed): Yes! How did you know?
Holmes: Simple my dear Watson, you forgot to put on your pants.


P.S. My dad told me this today.

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Sherlock Holmes: My dear Watson, you have a mole on your right upper thigh. Watson (Amazed): Yes! How did you know?

Holmes: Simple my dear Watson, you forgot to put on your pants.

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P.S. My dad told me this today.

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