PSA: Vegans and Vegetarians should stop eating brown sugar immediately! It's made out of mole asses
What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground. Except for the eagle.
I'm getting my Darth Vader shaped mole checked out. I'm concerned because it's on the dark side.
What's the difference between a priest and a cryogenics researcher? Only one of them is a chilled mole tester.
A star bingo player goes to the doctor
He was worried about a new mole growing on his body, worried that it was cancerous.
Bingo player: What do you think of the mole? Should i be worried?
If a mole working within the FBI were to come up with a joke what kind would it be? An inside joke.
Sherlock Holmes: My dear Watson, you have a mole on your right upper thigh.
Watson (Amazed): Yes! How did you know?
Holmes: Simple my dear Watson, you forgot to put on your pants.
P.S. My dad told me this today.
An exterminator goes to the doctor
At the end of the checkup, the doctor says, "You are in perfect health, except for a large mole on your arm"
The exterminator replies, "Shoot, I missed one!"
I told my dermatologist I’m having second thoughts about getting a mole removed. It’s grown on me.
Why does the Sweet-toothed Mole have such a powerful sense of smell? So it can detect mole asses from a distance.
My grandfather told me this one Three moles are in a den, when one of them sticks it's head out and says "I smell molasses!" The second one does the same, but when the third tries to poke it's nose out it's blocked by the other two and says; "I smell mole asses!"
Hey doctor, can you take a look at this mole on my shoulder? Doctor: I'm a dermatologist, not a veterinarian!
My wife told me that the cats killed a mole and left it on our porch. After some investigation, I informed her that it in fact appeared to be a shrewicide.
My S.O. is getting a mole removed tomorrow, I need some mole jokes!
This is what I have so far:
Are you a double agent? Naw just a mole
Why is it bad to tell mole jokes? They’re mole-itically incorrect
In honor of Mole Day: Why did the mole keep getting confused for a professional boxer? He was always making holey fields.