Why do Jews get Circumcised? Because Jewish women refuse to touch anything that isn't at least 10% off
Why are all Jewish men circumcised? Because Jewish women won't touch anything that's not 10% off
Why are circumsized penises so popular among Jewish girls?
They love anything that's 15% off
Just a joke lol please don't kill me with the downvotes
A teacher asks the class, “What are some examples of flammable objects?” and the Jewish student raises his hand. The teacher replies, “Very good! Any other examples?”
Why do Jews get circumcised? Because Jewish women won't touch anything that's not at least 10% off.
I told my buddy that Jewish people call god by a different name
He was like, "No way!"
I was like, "Yahweh"
A while ago I had a blind date with a Jewish girl
She asked me for my number.
I told her that we usually use names.
Why do Jewish men get circumcised as youth. Jewish women won't touch anything that's not at least 10% off.
No matter who wins the presidential election, it will be historic. We'll either have the first female president, the first Jewish president, the first Canadian president, or the last president.
I had a date with a jewish girl.
After date she asked me for a number.
I told her we don't have numbers, we have names.
I came up with this joke during lunch break: What do you call a jewish obstacle course? Shlalom
Why do Jewish men get circumcised? because Jewish women won't accept anything unless it has at least 20% off.
A Jewish woman gets up mid-flight to the US and shouts: "Is there a doctor here?"
A nice, serious guy approaches her quickly and tells her: "I am. What is the problem?"
She replies: "Do you want to meet my daughter?"
A group of Jewish women are eating at a diner. Their waitress walks by and asks "Is anything alright?"
I told my friend that Jewish people call God by a different name. He said, "No way!", to which I replied, "Yahweh".
Why do jews get their penises circumcised? Because Jewish girls won't touch anything that's not 10% off
Why are all Jewish men circumsized? Because Jewish women won't touch anything that isn't 10% off
A Jewish Black kid walks up to his dad and asks if he is more Black than Jewish.
"Why son?" The dad asks.
"Because there is a kid at school selling his bike for $50 and I was wondering if I should talk him down to $30 or just steal it."
How does a Jewish mother change a lightbulb? "No, that's all right. I'll just sit here in the dark."
Do you know why Jewish men are circumcised? Because Jewish women won't touch anything unless it's ten percent off.
Why are Jewish Men Circumcised? Because Jewish women don't touch anything unless it's 20% off!
Why do jewish men get circumcised? Because a jewish woman wouldn't touch anything unless it's 20% off.
I farted in front of my Jewish friend...
He glared at me.
I said, "What? A little gas never killed anyone !"
TIL that at age 13 Jewish girls have a Bat Mitzvah and at age 15 Latina girls have a... Baby shower.
1948; "Did you hear,the Jewish people finally got their own country? Is this real?" "Yes,it is real!" My best original joke, taa daaa. !!!
I Farted... I farted infront of my Jewish friend and he got offended, i shrugged and said "what? A little gas never killed anyone"
Why do Jewish fathers
have their sons circumcised?
They know Jewish women can't resist anything with 10% off.
Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because Jewish women refuse to touch anything that isn't at least 10% off
My coworker was showing off a tattoo, and I said I couldn't get any for myself.
I said, "if I got a tattoo, I couldn't be buried in a Jewish cemetery."
"Oh! I didn't know you were Jewish!"
"I'm not. That's the third reason I couldn't be buried in a Jewish cemetery."
Why do Jewish men have to be circumsized? Because a Jewish woman won’t touch anything unless it’s 20% off.
A Jewish boy comes home from school and tells his mother he has a part in the play. She asks, "What part is it?"
The boy says, "I play the part of the Jewish husband."
"The mother scowls and says, "Go back and tell the teacher you want a speaking part."
Teacher : “Alright who can name a flammable material?”
Jewish Kid : “ME! ME! ME!”
Teacher : “Okay what else?”
Jewish Joke: I met a Jewish girl and she asked for my number I told her we use names here....
In an attempt to appeal to a wider audience, Hollywood remakes footloose for the Muslim and Jewish world Its basically the same movie, just without Bacon
Luck of the jewish means waking around the middle east for 40 years and settling in the only place with no oil.
What do you call a Jewish bread that the Black Panther bakes for Thor's party? T'calla's challah for the Val'Halla gala.
Hitler went to a fortune teller and asked her....
"On what day will I die?" The seeress assured him that he would die on a Jewish holiday. "Why are you so sure of that?" Demanded Hitler.
"Any day" she replied "on which you die will be a Jewish holiday."
I met a Jewish girl and she asked me for my number. Had to explain to her that we use names here. It was a pain.
I met a beautiful jewish girl today and she asked me for my number I told her we use names here.
Had a Jewish girl approach me and ask for my number... I told her **we use names** around here
Hitler went to a fortuneteller and asked her: "On what day will I die?"
The fortuneteller assured him that he would die on a Jewish holiday.
"Why are you so sure of that?" Asked Hitler.
"Any day", she replied, "on which you die will be a Jewish holiday".
I met a Jewish Girl over the weekend... We hit it off and she asked me for my number, but I told her we use names here.