Anatomy Jokes

You might think a man's anatomy is quite similar to a woman's.... But there's a vas deferens.

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Funny Anatomy Jokes
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A common misconception on the male anatomy While many people believe that the male ejaculatory ducts and epididymis are essentially the same structure, there's actually a *Vas Deferens* between the two!

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After failing my first 2 exams, I just got an A on my third Anatomy exam... the answers were inside me the entire time

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Male and female anatomy are not similar There's a vas deferens

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I'm studying human anatomy. It's a polite way of saying, "I'm watching people".

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What's a cows favorite Tv drama? Graze Anatomy

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Why did the frat guy want to major in anatomy? He thought he would get to study abroad

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Penises are an important part of human culture and anatomy and must be honoured I suggest we erect a statue

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Good Anatomy or Digestive System Joke? I need a good joke for my T shirt design for my Anatomy class. Anyone have any good jokes. thanks (school apprpriate please)

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What is a cannibal's favourite TV Show? Graze Anatomy.

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I was going to give my friend books of jokes on the anatomy of plants But I haven’t botany yet

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I just signed up for the new college course about the effects of drinking soda on the body. Anatomy and fizzyology.

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Why didn't the human anatomy professor tell her students they dissected the wrong body? ... She didn't have the heart to tell them.

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How do you know genital anatomy was designed by an idiot? No one else would put the bathroom right next to the snack bar.

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Two students are sitting in Anatomy Class. One points to his hand and asks "which are the carpals and which are the metacarpals"? The other student replied "sorry I walk to school, I don't know much about car pools"

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I've studied Basic Human Anatomy so much I know it like the back of my hand.

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What to hear a really dumb joke about anatomy? Yeah, me kneether.

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What language is anatomy in? Body language.

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A Priest Teaching Anatomy at an All Boy's School The priest is handing out graded homework papers. He says, "I don't understand why you boys can't understand the male anatomy. I've been pounding it into you all semester."

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What's the favorite at the school for the blind? anatomy (they use the Braille method there)

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What do you call a talk on male anatomy? A semenar

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I took a semester of female anatomy classes in Spain... I studied abroad

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Hillbillies anatomy What’s a hillbillies favourite part of the female body?

The Cletorus

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