Virginity in school
Son to mother: "Mom, all the kids in the schools are making fun of me because I am still a virgin."
Mother: "Well, start giving them bad grades and they will stop."
I have an imaginary friend, but he keeps making fun of me. He keeps saying, “At least I have a real friend.”
Everyone keeps making fun of me because I don’t know what the word “apocalypse” means Honestly, I don’t see what the big deal is. It’s not the end of the world.
Hipsters I had the joy of meeting a couple of hipsters today, and they yelled at me for making fun of them. Apparently the politically correct term is "conjoined twins".
Don't make fun of fat people with lisps... They're thick and tired of it
Fun fact: Betsy Devos' name contains every letter of the alphabet that she knows of.
Dad - "Hey look! He's gonna say his first words!"
Son - "D-d-dad I'm 30 years old st-st-stop making fun of my stu-tu-tutter."
Abortions are so fun It really brings out the kid in you
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth Then it just becomes a soap opera.
Making jokes about Trump taking us to war is all fun and games until You realize you're a healthy young man
1 out of 5 people suffer from loneliness. So, if you look around and you don’t see the other 4 people, they’re out having fun without you.
My friends made fun of me because they found out that my girlfriend is imaginary... Jokes on them, they're imaginary too.
Make fun of Kim Kardashians baby name choice for 'North West' if you want...
But that child is going straight to the top...
And slightly to the left...
You shouldn’t make fun of fat people They have enough on their plates already.
There once was a boy named "Odd."
People made fun of him because of his name, so he decided to keep his gravestone blank when he died.
Now when people pass by the burial site, they point and say, "That's odd."
Fun idea: Not got kids? Hire a babysitter anyway, say kid is asleep upstairs and not to be woken. On your return ask where your child is.
Where do Robots go for fun?
(this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)
There was once a man named Odd.
People made fun of him because of his name so he decided to keep his gravestone blank when he died.
Now when people pass by the burial site, they point and say, "That's odd."
Listen guys, I know this sub is all in good fun, but I don't think it's right to be making dumb jokes about obese people. They already have enough on their plates.
What is the difference between a baby and a feminist?
Eventually, the baby grows up and stops crying.
Edit: This turned fun!
It's not nice to make fun of the obese... ...They have enough on their plate.
I hate it when people make fun of the disabled They can't even stand up for themselves
I said to my girlfriend.....
I said to my girlfriend, "Now remember, my mother is very old, so speak nice and slow and very loud."
Then I said to my perfectly capable mother, "By the way, my girlfriend is slightly retarded."
What fun that was...
Don't make fun of fat people with lisps... They are thick and tired of it.
My friends always make fun of me for having an imaginary girlfriend. Joke's on them, they're imaginary too.
Why should you never make fun of fat people who have lisps? They're thick and tired of it
Hippies. Had the pleasure to meet a couple of hippies today, and they hooted at me for making fun of them. Apparently the politically correct term was 'conjoined twins'.
Guys, don't make fun of fat people It's not as if they don't have enough on their plate
My girlfriend is always complaining that I make fun of her weight all the time. I just wish she'd just lighten up a little.
We should stop making fun of fat people They have too much on their plate already
Stop making fun of the fat girl Shes thick and tired of it.
Guys, we should stop making fun of fat people. They have too much on their plates already.
LPT: If your phone gets water damage, leave it in a bowl of rice overnight. When you're sleeping, Asians will come to eat the rice and will fix your phone for fun
It wasn't fun breaking my neck last year But now I can look back and laugh
Why do you never make fun of a fat girl with a lisp? She's probably thick and tired of it.
Babies are like the total opposite of a complicated dinner recipe It’s more fun to make one than it is to eat one.
This guy was making fun of my friend Line for his funny name...
So he socks him right in the face and I say,
"Good punch Line. "
Somebody made fun of my big, colorful beak the other day.
Well Toucan play at that game.
(first joke pls don't roast thx)
Never make fun of a heavy girl with a lisp. She is thick and tired of it.
I saw anti-maskers in Wallmart recently and I laughed at them But I remembered my parents told me not to make fun of mentally disabled people
Why were the doctors laughing at an xray of a leg Because it was fun knee
People say toad has no gender But he is a fun guy
It’s ok to make fun of tall people You’re literally punching up!
Fun fact, bulls aren’t angered by the color red, but the waving motion of the cloth Which makes absolute sense since my neighbor gives me a scowl whenever I wave to her, Sharon you cow
Niel Armstrong is in a room full of people, celebrating the moon landing
"I tell you guys, it was so much fun. It really was great. Or because there were so many craters, I guess you could say it was *crate*"
"Ah, I guess you had to be there"
Its already October, so here's an update on all the fun and crazy things I've done so far 1. Work
Lots of people didn't have fun at Profanity Club. But it was a blasphemy.
I got raped while in jail twice It’s not fun playing monopoly with my uncle
Why must you stop making fun of the fat girl with a lisp? She's thick and tired of it.
Which kitchen job is the most fun? Chef de partie
A guy was walking out of a bar A guy runs 40 miles in a day just for fun. When questioned he says, “it’s a running joke”
Playing UNO with illegal immigrants is no fun. I asked if they have any green cards and they ran like the wind.
I made fun of fat men and I became fat I teased the bald men and I became bald. Now I only make fun of the rich
Son to mother: “mom, all the kids in the school are making fun of me because I am still a virgin.” Mother: “well, start giving them bad grades and they will stop”
Dad: Hey do you want to go to the fun walk?
Daughter: What’s that?
Dad: That thing by the beach
Daughter: You mean the bored walk?
Dad: You don’t like it?
Boy mushroom says to girl mushroom, “We should go out sometime...” I’m a fun guy.
I don't get why people are so excited about this new picture of a black hole. I've been looking at black holes on the internet for years. And they were a lot more fun than this one.
I had fun playing with Mr. Mushroom yesterday He was a fun gi
Did you hear about the new mushroom comedian? Yeah he’s a pretty fun guy.
Niger should have another g in it's name. Would be fun to have a country named Nigerg.
Stormy Daniels must really like President Trump. She said he was a fun guy.
Liberals who watch Rupal Drag Race cannot make fun of conservatives for liking Nascar. Illegal drag racing or street racing can become as dangerous or even more dangerous than a Nascar pileup.
What’s the difference between a model and a drag queen One’s having more fun
Magic Johnson walks into the mirror portion of a fun house... Visual Aids.
Someone threw a Holy Book of Mormon at me and it missed.
That joke went over my head
(Mormons reading this, I'm making fun of the book, not of you. Please don't be offended. It's ok. You can laugh.)
I’m allowed to make fun of poor people… …because I’m poor.
Why are left handed girls more fun? Righty tighty lefty loosey
I met a girl the other day and at first she was rather fun to be around but now she won't stop bringing up the past, It's never been the same since she got that history teacher job.
I hate fat people that make fun of hippopotamuses They’re hippo-critical
-Son, remember that in many ways, life is like a display of fireworks on a clear winter night.
-Nope. A pure loss, but fun none the less!
I wanted to make fun of my co-worker’s marathon prep... ...but my company has a policy against race jokes
I saw Trump's Twitter video wishing the Jews a happy holiday As a Democrat I want to make fun of Trump. As a Jew I want to make fun of myself that Trump's Twitter had to be the one to tell me my people's holiday was today. True story
Why do autistic kids solve math problems for fun? Because they enjoy being mentaly challenged.
I wrote a really fun joke about unemployment. I just don't think it will work.
I heard somebody making fun of bridge suicides the other day and I was a bit offended I don't think they understood the gravity of the situation
Why don't infants have as much fun in infancy As adults do in adultery?
People often make fun of me for having a mushroom as a friend, their loss though... He's a fungi
What does Jewish Superman say when he takes off ?
Up Up and Oy Vey !
(For some reason this is just fun to say out loud)
What do fat girls and scooters have in common? They're both fun to ride until your friends find out.
Pop music is like a party hat Classic and fun, but you look like a douche if you put it on in the car.
TIFU by gatecrashing an amputee conference... It was just a bit of 'armless fun.
A new exchange student from Spain came into our class.
We made fun of his accent at first, but it quickly became clear he was incredibly intelligent. Everyone was surprised.
No one expected the Spanish erudition.
Kanye name his son North West,
So no matter who many people make fun of him, with a name like that we know he is heading straight to the top.
And a little to the left
I like my women like I like my non sequiturs... Baseball is fun.
Everybody made fun of how I lost a race to the fat kid in school. If only my wheelchair was faster.
Did you know that NASCAR fans are the easiest people to make fun of? As soon as they start chasing you down, all you have to do is turn right.
I told my family I'm voting for Hillary, she can't blow it!
If she did Monica wouldn't have to.
Edit: Guess I should modify this to make fun of trump if I want karma.
I hate when people make fun of people with epilepsy It makes me so mad I shake and twitch with anger
I was painting the house with my kids yesterday. It was fun and all, but I wasn't sure where to hide the bodies.
It's fun being a philosophy major I get to reflect on why I can't pay for food
What do motor scooters and fat women have in common? They're fun to ride until your friends find out.
Don't make fun of Kanye when he's talking to his reflection That would be two Yeezy
How did the raisin have fun at the movies? It took a date....
I came up with a fun drinking game the other day You watch a movie with a group of friends, and every time a black person puts their hands up you take a shot
Why are grapes so fun to go clubbing with? Because they're always raisin the roof.
Made a lot of friends on Valentines Day!
All of them girls! Strangely the phone numbers don't exist or connect to comcast.
New friends are fun!
Why cant you make fun of Chinese people? Because its just wong
A Little Chemistry Humor Before Finals
*Billy was a chemist's son, but now he is no more; what he thought was H2O was H2SO4, hey!
*Singing it is more fun
I made fun of my Middle Eastern friend's food the other day Now I falafel about it.