Virginity in school
Son to mother: "Mom, all the kids in the schools are making fun of me because I am still a virgin."
Mother: "Well, start giving them bad grades and they will stop."
I have an imaginary friend, but he keeps making fun of me. He keeps saying, “At least I have a real friend.”
Everyone keeps making fun of me because I don’t know what the word “apocalypse” means Honestly, I don’t see what the big deal is. It’s not the end of the world.
Hipsters I had the joy of meeting a couple of hipsters today, and they yelled at me for making fun of them. Apparently the politically correct term is "conjoined twins".
Don't make fun of fat people with lisps... They're thick and tired of it
Fun fact: Betsy Devos' name contains every letter of the alphabet that she knows of.
Dad - "Hey look! He's gonna say his first words!"
Son - "D-d-dad I'm 30 years old st-st-stop making fun of my stu-tu-tutter."
Abortions are so fun It really brings out the kid in you
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth Then it just becomes a soap opera.
Making jokes about Trump taking us to war is all fun and games until You realize you're a healthy young man
1 out of 5 people suffer from loneliness. So, if you look around and you don’t see the other 4 people, they’re out having fun without you.
My friends made fun of me because they found out that my girlfriend is imaginary... Jokes on them, they're imaginary too.
Make fun of Kim Kardashians baby name choice for 'North West' if you want...
But that child is going straight to the top...
And slightly to the left...
You shouldn’t make fun of fat people They have enough on their plates already.
There once was a boy named "Odd."
People made fun of him because of his name, so he decided to keep his gravestone blank when he died.
Now when people pass by the burial site, they point and say, "That's odd."
Fun idea: Not got kids? Hire a babysitter anyway, say kid is asleep upstairs and not to be woken. On your return ask where your child is.
Where do Robots go for fun?
(this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)
There was once a man named Odd.
People made fun of him because of his name so he decided to keep his gravestone blank when he died.
Now when people pass by the burial site, they point and say, "That's odd."
Listen guys, I know this sub is all in good fun, but I don't think it's right to be making dumb jokes about obese people. They already have enough on their plates.
What is the difference between a baby and a feminist?
Eventually, the baby grows up and stops crying.
Edit: This turned fun!
It's not nice to make fun of the obese... ...They have enough on their plate.
I hate it when people make fun of the disabled They can't even stand up for themselves
I said to my girlfriend.....
I said to my girlfriend, "Now remember, my mother is very old, so speak nice and slow and very loud."
Then I said to my perfectly capable mother, "By the way, my girlfriend is slightly retarded."
What fun that was...
Don't make fun of fat people with lisps... They are thick and tired of it.
My friends always make fun of me for having an imaginary girlfriend. Joke's on them, they're imaginary too.
Why should you never make fun of fat people who have lisps? They're thick and tired of it
Hippies. Had the pleasure to meet a couple of hippies today, and they hooted at me for making fun of them. Apparently the politically correct term was 'conjoined twins'.
Guys, don't make fun of fat people It's not as if they don't have enough on their plate
My girlfriend is always complaining that I make fun of her weight all the time. I just wish she'd just lighten up a little.
Why don't you make fun of a fat girl with a lisp? She's probably thick and tired of it.
Stop making fun of the fat girl Shes thick and tired of it.
It wasn't fun breaking my neck last year But now I can look back and laugh
What is the difference between a pimple and a Catholic Priest?
A pimple doesn't come on a boys face until he's 13.
This joke is all in good fun, sorry if anyone happens to be offended!
Why do you never make fun of a fat girl with a lisp? She's probably thick and tired of it.
This guy was making fun of my friend Line for his funny name...
So he socks him right in the face and I say,
"Good punch Line. "
Somebody made fun of my big, colorful beak the other day.
Well Toucan play at that game.
(first joke pls don't roast thx)
Never make fun of a heavy girl with a lisp. She is thick and tired of it.
It's fun being a philosophy major I get to reflect on why I can't pay for food
I got raped while in jail twice It’s not fun playing monopoly with my uncle
What do you call it when a virus makes fun of you? Diss-infected.
This one's a long one and gonna be fun That's what she said haha gottem
The English Phrase "having a blast" means having lots of fun Except if you live in the middle east
The phrase "Having a blast" means having lots of fun and laugh Except in the middle east
So, You’re going to make fun of me for being a Communist? Soviet
A mushroom finds a boy
Mushroom:so I met this guy
Caterpillar:is he nice
Well he’s nice and he’s a real fun-gi
Why is it so easy to make fun of fat people? They're such huge targets.
What do people do on a graveyard party? We don’t know for certain, we do know they have Skeletons Of Fun
Did you know Iceland has no ice and Greenland has no grass? Netherlands fun
Fun fact you probably didn't know about Elizabeth Warren ; This 2020 campaign is the second race she has attempted to steal in the last 10 years!
I still remember how my dad died He was driving his big truck at nights and he'd turn the headlights off for fun and one time BAM, he got cancer
Hay I just met u.And this is krazee so hyers my numbar so kawl me maibee LIEK IF U THINKED THIS JOKE IS FUN I🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣
People say toad has no gender But he is a fun guy
It’s ok to make fun of tall people You’re literally punching up!
Fun fact, bulls aren’t angered by the color red, but the waving motion of the cloth Which makes absolute sense since my neighbor gives me a scowl whenever I wave to her, Sharon you cow
Niel Armstrong is in a room full of people, celebrating the moon landing
"I tell you guys, it was so much fun. It really was great. Or because there were so many craters, I guess you could say it was *crate*"
"Ah, I guess you had to be there"
Its already October, so here's an update on all the fun and crazy things I've done so far 1. Work
When two people with bad stutters meet for the first time--
When two people with bad stutters meet for the first time does one of them think the other is making fun of them?
"Hi I'm B-b-b-b-b ob."
"Hello I'm B-b-b-b-b-ecky."
"Well B-b-b-b-b-b itch!"
Why must you stop making fun of the fat girl with a lisp? She's thick and tired of it.
Which kitchen job is the most fun? Chef de partie
A guy was walking out of a bar A guy runs 40 miles in a day just for fun. When questioned he says, “it’s a running joke”
Playing UNO with illegal immigrants is no fun. I asked if they have any green cards and they ran like the wind.
Dad: Hey do you want to go to the fun walk?
Daughter: What’s that?
Dad: That thing by the beach
Daughter: You mean the bored walk?
Dad: You don’t like it?
Boy mushroom says to girl mushroom, “We should go out sometime...” I’m a fun guy.
Getting ICE’d at a party is never fun. And it has an entirely different connotation when you live close to a US border
I dont think its fair to make fun of people who got circumcised. Its just insensitive.
I don't get why people are so excited about this new picture of a black hole. I've been looking at black holes on the internet for years. And they were a lot more fun than this one.
How’d you add the fun into acid attacks Give them 2 tabs
celebrating pi day isn't as fun as watching basketball I once watched a month full of march madness. From behind the arc I saw a three point won four.... won five games.
What's the difference between a watermelon and a babys head? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one tastes good
I had fun playing with Mr. Mushroom yesterday He was a fun gi
Did you hear about the new mushroom comedian? Yeah he’s a pretty fun guy.
Stormy Daniels must really like President Trump. She said he was a fun guy.
A friend from the USA has problems differentiating states and countries...
So I explained to him that Georgia is a state, but Georgia on the other hand is a country.
Fun fact: It's no joke, that really happened, unfortunately.
What’s the difference between a model and a drag queen One’s having more fun
Someone threw a Holy Book of Mormon at me and it missed.
That joke went over my head
(Mormons reading this, I'm making fun of the book, not of you. Please don't be offended. It's ok. You can laugh.)
I’m allowed to make fun of poor people… …because I’m poor.
I met a girl the other day and at first she was rather fun to be around but now she won't stop bringing up the past, It's never been the same since she got that history teacher job.
"Don't do anything I wouldn't do," said my dad, before I left to go to the party. So I had fun.
-Son, remember that in many ways, life is like a display of fireworks on a clear winter night.
-Nope. A pure loss, but fun none the less!
I wanted to make fun of my co-worker’s marathon prep... ...but my company has a policy against race jokes
I saw Trump's Twitter video wishing the Jews a happy holiday As a Democrat I want to make fun of Trump. As a Jew I want to make fun of myself that Trump's Twitter had to be the one to tell me my people's holiday was today. True story
Why do autistic kids solve math problems for fun? Because they enjoy being mentaly challenged.
I wrote a really fun joke about unemployment. I just don't think it will work.
People often make fun of me for having a mushroom as a friend, their loss though... He's a fungi
Pop music is like a party hat Classic and fun, but you look like a douche if you put it on in the car.
Everybody is all like " Yo you can't make fun of disabled people that's messed up! " But then those same people saying that go and make fun of
Some people have no shame or class.
Give a teen a basketball and he would have fun for a day Give a blind man a basketball and he would read it like a book
How I respond when people make fun of me for liking Guiness I like my beer like I like my women. Black and heavy.
Everybody made fun of how I lost a race to the fat kid in school. If only my wheelchair was faster.
How do you make five pounds of fat fun? Add a nipple.
I came up with a fun drinking game the other day You watch a movie with a group of friends, and every time a black person puts their hands up you take a shot
Made a lot of friends on Valentines Day!
All of them girls! Strangely the phone numbers don't exist or connect to comcast.
New friends are fun!
Why cant you make fun of Chinese people? Because its just wong
Infants don't have nearly as much fun in infancy as adults have in adultery.
So there's this classroom full of students in china... ...and this kid named meng was making fun of the teacher. The teacher walks up to him and yells; now listen you... All of a sudden the kid next to him says, but meng did it not me.