Hilarious Fat People Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Fat People Jokes

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Don't make fun of fat people with lisps... They're thick and tired of it

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Guys come on, we shouldn't give fat people such a hard time. They have enough on their plate already.

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You shouldn’t make fun of fat people They have enough on their plates already.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. It ends faster for fat people.

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Don't make fun of fat people with lisps... They are thick and tired of it.

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Why should you never make fun of fat people who have lisps? They're thick and tired of it

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Jokes about fat people aren't funny. They just don't work out.

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Guys, don't make fun of fat people It's not as if they don't have enough on their plate

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We shouldn't make fun of fat people... They have enough on their plate already.

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We need to stop joking on fat people so much. They have enough on their plate already.

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Everyone should stop picking on fat people.. They have enough on their plate already

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I hate it when people make all these fat jokes to shame fat people They have enough on their plate already

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What does a box of chocolate and life have in common? They don't last long for fat people.

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We should stop making fun of fat people They have too much on their plate already

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Fat people are harder to kidnap But skinny people are worth less at the meat market

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Guys, we should stop making fun of fat people. They have too much on their plates already.

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Why are there no fat people in Japan? Last time they had a fat man 80,000 people died.

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Life is like a box of chocolates It dosen't last long for fat people

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Are fat people or thin people smarter? It depends--thin people are generally sharper, while fat people are more well-rounded.

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I tried making jokes about fat people ... but none of them worked out.

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Fat people with lisps... are thick and tired of your insults.

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Its easy to distract fat people It's a piece of cake

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I would tell a joke about fat people, But they have enough on their plate as it is.

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Relationships are like fat people... Most don't work out!

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Fat people get through it quicker.

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Why are fat people like relationships? Most of them don't work out.

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What do my relationships and fat people have in common? They never work out.

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Stop making fun of fat people with lisps!!! They're thick and tired of it.

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Why are fat people always friends with other fat people? I guess you could say they just gravitate towards eachother

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What do you call a person who hates fat people? Weighcist

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I have too many jokes on fat people But they don't work-out :(

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What do you call a person with normal abs in a universe full of fat people Abnormal

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Fat people are lucky They get to eat whatever they want and not worry about getting fat.

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People should just ease up on criticising fat people for their body structure They clearly have enough on their plate

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Fat people are like radians They're only halfway done after one pi

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You know that quote 'Life is like a box of chocolates'? ...Well it doesn't last long for fat people.

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Mama always said life is like a box of chocolates It won't last very long for fat people.

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I always make jokes about everything, but I won't make a joke about fat people... ...because an elephant never forgets.

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Fat people aren't marginalized They're buttered

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New Fat People Jokes

Why is it so easy to make fun of fat people? They're such huge targets.

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What's the difference between Stanley Kubrick and a fat person? Most fat people didn't make The Shining.

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What do you call a town full of fat people? Obecity

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You should always be nice to fat people There's more of them.

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You know where fat people live? In Greece.

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The trend of fat people going swimming is really creating waves.

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Who said fat people don't like exercising? That is totally false because fat people love walking to the buffet table.

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It's easier for fat people to work out ...because they always have weights on them.

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What do you call to fat people having a chat? A heavy discussion.

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why cant fat people be priests? they hate exorcising

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fat people don't like fat jokes they don't land well

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Which city do Fat people live in? Obesity.

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Long distance relationships are like fat people. They rarely work out.

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My momma always told me life is like a box of chocolates... It doesn't last very long for fat people.

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Why do fat people like to be cremated? Because then they get to have smoking hot bodies.

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What software do fat people like to use? Microsoft XL

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What type of cookies do fat people eat? Four chin cookies.

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I started a company organizing balloon rides for fat people. It never got off the ground.

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My friend doesn't like how I tell fat people jokes. I'm still not sure how their weight has to do with their sense of humor.

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Fat people are like spiders: I'm not afraid of them, they just gross me out.

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Fat people have lots energy. Potential energy.

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Excuse are like cakes Fat people are full of them

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According to a new study being obese can cut your risk of dementia Or in other words fat people are less likely to forget where the chocolate is kept

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Why are fat people so rich? Because they have lots of pounds.

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