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Funny Fat People Jokes
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Don't make fun of fat people with lisps... They're thick and tired of it

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Guys come on, we shouldn't give fat people such a hard time. They have enough on their plate already.

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You shouldn’t make fun of fat people They have enough on their plates already.

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Life is like a box of chocolates It doesn’t last long for fat people

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Don't make fun of fat people with lisps... They are thick and tired of it.

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Why should you never make fun of fat people who have lisps? They're thick and tired of it

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Jokes about fat people aren't funny. They just don't work out.

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Guys, don't make fun of fat people It's not as if they don't have enough on their plate

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Life is like a box of chocolates... It ends quicker for fat people.

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We shouldn't make fun of fat people... They have enough on their plate already.

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We need to stop joking on fat people so much. They have enough on their plate already.

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Life is like a box of chocolate... ... it doesn't last long for fat people.

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Everyone should stop picking on fat people.. They have enough on their plate already

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life is like a box of chocolates Fat people finish it faster.

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I hate it when people make all these fat jokes to shame fat people They have enough on their plate already

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If you watch Wall-E backwards it's about a little robot that would rather live alone forever than deal with fat people

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What does a box of chocolate and life have in common? They don't last long for fat people.

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We should stop making fun of fat people They have too much on their plate already

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Life is like a box of chocolates... ...it doesn't last long for fat people.

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Fat people are harder to kidnap But skinny people are worth less at the meat market

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Guys, we should stop making fun of fat people. They have too much on their plates already.

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I thought my jokes about fat people would be great for this sub but none of them worked out.

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Life is like box of chocolates ... it doesn't last long for the fat people.

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Life is like a box of chocolates It ends sooner for fat people.

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Why are there no fat people in Japan? Last time they had a fat man 80,000 people died.

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Life is like a box of chocolates It dosen't last long for fat people

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Are fat people or thin people smarter? It depends--thin people are generally sharper, while fat people are more well-rounded.

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I tried making jokes about fat people ... but none of them worked out.

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Fat people with lisps... are thick and tired of your insults.

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Me and the wife 88'ed last night. It's like 69'ing, but for fat people.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Doesn’t last long for fat people.

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What do you call a town full of fat people? Obecity

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What is 88? 69 for fat people.

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Its easy to distract fat people It's a piece of cake

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Fat people get through it quicker.

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Relationships are like fat people... Most don't work out!

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I would tell a joke about fat people, But they have enough on their plate as it is.

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Why are fat people like relationships? Most of them don't work out.

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Life is like a box of chocolates ... it doesn’t last long for the fat people.

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What do my relationships and fat people have in common? They never work out.

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Jokes about fat people aren’t funny! Don’t you think they already have enough on their plate?

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Jokes about fat people aren't funny. Don't you all think those people already have enough on their plate?

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Relationships are like fat people most of of them dont work out

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Don’t make fun of fat people They already have enough on their plate

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Fat people are great. It just means there's more of them to love. Said the cannibal.

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Why is it so easy to make fun of fat people? They're such huge targets.

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Marriages are like fat people... Most of them don't work out.

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I tried to tell an offensive joke about a bunch of fat people in an elevator. It didn't go down well.

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Life is like a box of chocolate It doesn’t last long for fat people.

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Momma always said life was like a box of chocolates It doesn't last long for fat people

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Where do fat people live? In an obe-city

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What's the difference between Stanley Kubrick and a fat person? Most fat people didn't make The Shining.

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Life is like a box of chocolates It ends quickly for fat people

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Why shouldn't you play poker with really fat people? Because they're going to fold a lot.

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I have so many jokes on fat people.. But they never work-out!

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Life is like a box of chocolates It last's shorter for fat people

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In 2020 I’m going to stop making fun of fat people They already have enough on their plate

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What do you call two fat people having a chat? A heavy discussion.

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I have lots of jokes to tell about fat people and doors But they just never seem to fit

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People should just ease up on criticising fat people for their body structure They clearly have enough on their plate

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You should always be nice to fat people There's more of them.

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America is a very diverse country. There are fat people of all races!

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Fat jokes never grow old Sorry, I meant "fat people".

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Why are there no fat people in Japan Because last time there was a fat man, 80,000 people died

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Why are fat people better? They XL at everything they do.

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I always make jokes about everything, but I won't make a joke about fat people... ...because an elephant never forgets.

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You know where fat people live? In Greece.

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The trend of fat people going swimming is really creating waves.

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Fat people in long distance relationships. They don't work out.

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How do fat people defy the laws of physics? They have mass but they don’t matter.

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Fat people aren't fat... They're just horizontally challenged.

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Why are fat people always friends with other fat people? I guess you could say they just gravitate towards eachother

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Who's the rapper that fat people hate the most? Cardi-O B

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Why are fat pyromaniacs so rare? Because fat people can't burn anything.

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With the threat of diabetes fat people have their own battles to fight... Men have lost legs in Nam, other men by ham.

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We shouldn't make fun of fat people. They already have enough on their plate.

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God doesn't like fat people That's why there's a stairway to heaven.

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Why do fat people lose so much at casino tables? Because whenever they are out of chips they always grab more.

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Why does Gravity like fat people? Because they are the most attractive

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Fat people are lucky They get to eat whatever they want and not worry about getting fat.

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What do fat people do in summer? Stink.

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Why are there no fat people in Japan? The last time they had a fat man, 80,000 people died

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Who said fat people don't like exercising? That is totally false because fat people love walking to the buffet table.

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I have too many jokes on fat people But they don't work-out :(

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It's easier for fat people to work out ...because they always have weights on them.

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You know that quote 'Life is like a box of chocolates'? ...Well it doesn't last long for fat people.

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I have too many jokes on fat people I have too many jokes on fat people...
But they don't work-out.

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life is like a box of chocolates it doesn't last long with fat people

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Where do fat people live? Obesity.

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What do you call to fat people having a chat? A heavy discussion.

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I hate fat people that make fun of hippopotamuses They’re hippo-critical

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Life is like a box of chocolates It doesn’t last as long for fat people

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Can we all agree to lay off the fat people jokes? They have a lot on their plate.

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Fat people have feelings too. They feel hunger.

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why cant fat people be priests? they hate exorcising

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fat people don't like fat jokes they don't land well

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Which city do Fat people live in? Obesity.

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Long distance relationships are like fat people. They rarely work out.

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My momma always told me life is like a box of chocolates... It doesn't last very long for fat people.

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Mama always said life is like a box of chocolates It won't last very long for fat people.

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Fat people aren't marginalized They're buttered

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