Goat Jokes

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Funniest Goat Jokes

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the zoo.

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Why was the Muslim rubbing the goat? Not because he was in to bestiality, you Islamophobe.

He was at the petting zoo for his wife's 9th birthday

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There were 3 blondes walking on a trail... The first blonde said "Those look like deer tracks!"

The second blonde said "No those are totally moose tracks... "

The third blonde said "Nope, they are goat tracks!"

Then a train hit them

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Some people think filling animals with helium is wrong... I don't judge. Whatever floats your goat.

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A goat, a drum, and a rattlesnake fall down a cliff... ba dum tss

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Condoms 1272AD - Arab Muslims invent the first condoms using the lower intestine of goats.

1856AD - English farmers improve on the idea by first removing the intestine from the goat.

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What happens when you mix human DNA with goat DNA? You get kicked out of the petting zoo.

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Some people say filling animals with helium is wrong but i say, whatever floats your goat

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What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat? ...banned from the zoo. (Learned that the hard way)

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A goat, a drum, and a snake fell off a cliff.. Baa- dum- ssss

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If you buy a goat for $10 and named him Mohammed, then sell it for $15. Did you make a prophet?

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What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat? A lifetime ban from the petting zoo.

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Some say filling animals with helium is wrong But I say whatever floats your goat

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What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA? Kicked out of the petting zoo.

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A goat, a drum and a snake fall off a cliff. Bah dum tss!

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What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA? You get kicked out of the petting zoo...

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What do you get when you cross human DNA with goat DNA? A ban from the petting zoo.

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What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo.

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What do you get when you cross goat DNA with human DNA? You get kicked out of the petting zoo

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What do you get when you inject human DNA into a goat? Kicked out of the petting zoo.

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People say filling animals with helium is wrong but i say, whatever floats your goat.

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Condoms were invented by Arabic-Muslims sometime in the 1400s using lower goat intestine They were later improved by the British in 1873 by taking the intestine out of the goat first

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What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA? Kicked out the petting zoo...

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What do you get when you mix goat DNA with human DNA Kicked out of the petting zoo

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You know what really gets my goat? Chupacabras.

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Two goats were behind a Hollywood movie studio eating an old movie film. One goat said to the other, "Pretty good, huh?"
The second goat said, "Yeah, but not as good as the book".

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You know what really gets my goat? El chupacabra

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What's 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat and 1/2 goat? Chicago

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What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

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What do you get when you attempt to mix human and goat DNA? ...Kicked out of the petting zoo.

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What do you get when you add human DNA with goat DNA I don't know but I was kicked out of the petting zoo..

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What do you get when you mix human DNA and goat DNA? Kicked out of the petting zoo.

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What do you get when you mix goat DNA and Human DNA? Kicked out of the petting zoo!

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What does a baby goat order at McDonalds? A Kid's Meal.

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My friend is seriously in to Inflating Animals... Whatever floats your goat

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Id love to get mad at my baby goat when she headbutts. But you cant blame her. Shes just a kid.

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What do you call a female goat who is good at math? Mathewe.

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Did you hear about the owl who fell in love with the goat? They had a hootin-nanny.

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How did the Arab find the goat in the Desert? Delightful

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A goat goes to a therapist He gets asked to talk about what bothering him

He says it all started when he was a kid

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What do you get when you mix human and goat dna? Kicked out of the petting zoo.

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Why did the goat have to go to the doctor? Because he was bleating.

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I had a lamb which could sing very well. She was on her way to become GOAT.
This is a sheep joke.

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What does rapping and mountain climbing have in common? A white goat is the best at them both.

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What’s something that you can say during a T-Rex feeding show and when you go on a hike with your religious father? “Where’s the goat?”

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What do you get when you put human DNA in a goat? Arrested and permanently banned from the petting zoo.

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What happens when you put human DNA in a goat? You get banned from the petting zoo

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What is Magnus Carlsen's favorite cheese? Goat cheese.

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What do goat veal, most of the jokes in new, and an anti-vaxxer's household have in common? They're all full of dead kids.

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How did the arab find the goat in the dessert? Satisfying

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What does a goat without lips say? "eh, eh, eh"

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What happens if you mox the dna of a human and the dna of a goat? They'll kick you out of the zoo.

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So a goat was found dead on it's house The police report said, that the goat overdosed on Crystal Mehhh

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What does a goat say when it hears a good suggestion? Sounds Gouda me

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You guys heard the joke about the Brazilian mountain goat? It was bah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ad.

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What do you call a rich goat herder? A billy-ionaire!

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What do you call a Romanic comedy duo of a man and a goat who specializes in mocking the constructs of society? Satyre.

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What do you get if you cross human and goat DNA? Kicked out of the petting zoo

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Two cows are talking, "hey are you worried about this mad cows disease that's going around?" "Why would I be worried I'm a goat."

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