An English man, German, French and Italian are standing at the side of a street watching a street performer
The street performer noticed that they all have poor eye sight so he asked them whether they can see him and they responded:
TIL The American flag on the moon has turned white due to radiation Now it looks like the French landed on the moon
TIL the American flag on the moon has turned into the French flag. Due to solar radiation, the red and blue pigment has disappeared, leaving the flag to be completely white.
My friend wanted to feel like a princess on her wedding day So we made her marry a man she never met in order to secure a French alliance.
Did you know the first French Fries weren’t actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
Otto the German was driving from Germany to Paris to visit some relatives.
A French cop stops him and asks the usual questions:
Otto: 341 Brandenburg Street, Berlin
Otto: no, just visiting...
The French Revolution was pretty rough. Did you hear about what happened to Louis XVI's head? [Removed]
Why does the French Army install Rear-view mirrors in their Tanks? So that they can see the battle.
TIL the american flag planted on the moon is now completely white due to radiation from the sun. Great, now future archeologists are gonna think the French got there first.
I went to a French zoo There was a baguette in a cage, so I asked the keeper what that was about and apparently it was bread in captivity. (All credit to the wife for that one)
I thought my new girlfriend might be the one. But after looking through her knicker drawer and finding a nurse's outfit, a French maids outfit, and a police woman's uniform, I finally decided; if she can't hold down a job, she's not for me.
TIL France got a different version of The Force Awakens than the rest of the world. While the international version ends with Rey and Luke, the French version ends with fin.
Canada could have had it all: American industry, British Culture, and French Cuisine. Instead, they got: French Industry, American culture, and British cuisine
Why did France give the Statue of Liberty to the USA? Because the French had no use for a statue with only one hand in the air.
When the US went to the moon.... ...they planted the American Flag. After all these years the radiation from the Sun will have bleached it completely white, so now if Aliens find it they are going to think the French were there first.
Who won the first Tour de France?
The 6th Panzer division.
Why do french tanks have rear-view mirrors?
To see the front line.
How many French troops does it take to defend Paris?
No one knows.
I am absolutely exhausted from my French self-defense class. I've never run so far in my life.
Why do the french have windows at the rear end of their tanks during WW2? So they can see the battlefield
Why is the French military always shocked when they lose a battle? Because electricity flows in the path of *least resistance*
Why did the French give the statue of liberty to America? They had no use for a statue with only one hand raised
An English man, French ,Italian and German are standing at the side of a street watching a street performer. The street performer noticed that they all have poor eye sight so he asked them whether they can see him and they responded: "Yes" "Oui" "Sì" "Ja"
Rich people are born with a silver spoon in their mouth. But polite french people are born with a s'il vous plaît
Why do the French make their omelettes with only one egg instead of two or three? Because in France, one egg is un oeuf.
A magician was performing for a bilingual audience.
He asked "Do you all see me?"
The Englishman said, "Yes".
The French said, "Oui".
The Spaniard said, "Si".
The German said, "Ja".
Did you hear about the French cheese factory that caught on fire? All that was left was da brie...
A hamburger walks into a bar and orders French fries. Bartender replies rudely "We don't serve food here".
To kill a French Vampire you need to drive a baguette through its heart. Sounds easy but the process is painstaking.
A French man loses his favorite olive oil, and becomes suicidal... I've lost my huile d'olive!
The tragedy of Canada The tragedy of Canada is that they had the opportunity to have British culture, French cuisine, and American technology. Instead, they developed British cuisine, American culture, and French technology.