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You can tell monopoly's an old game... ...because there's a luxury tax and rich people can go to jail

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You can tell Monopoly is an old game... ...because there's free parking, a luxury tax and rich people can actually go to jail.

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I saw a lady in tears at the store She said she had lost an envelope with her tax refund inside. I gave her 100$ because I had just found about $1600 in the parking lot.
#payitforward

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Donald Trump is introducing a 30% tax on shredded cheese. It's part of his plan to Make America Grate Again.

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Why doesn't Sherlock Holmes pay any income tax? Because he makes so many brilliant deductions.

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So much tax evasion in America... Almost like the country was founded on it or something

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Why don't programers pay tax to the Devil? Because that would be a sin-tax issue.

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A teenager buys condoms for the first time... The cashier says, "That'll be $9.95 plus tax.".

Horrified, the boy exclaims "I thought they stayed on by themselves!"

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You can tell Monopoly is an old game... Because there is luxury tax and rich people can go to jail.

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America's new tax plan raises taxes on coal miners Which is weird. I thought American politicians were rather fond of minors.

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U2 are one of Ireland's most successful bands. Or according to their tax returns, one of Netherlands' least successful hardware store owners.

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I have a joke for you The government in this country is excellent, and uses your tax dollars efficiently.

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I've invented a new game. You use small breath mints as playing pieces in the old-fashioned match-3-in-a-row game. I'd be happy to teach you my strategy for winning this game, but I'll have to charge you a small fee: Call it a Tic Tac Tic-Tac-Toe Tactics Tax.

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The UK announced it's removing tax from tampon sales. Though there will undoubtedly be strings attached.

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A guy stops in at the local pharmacy to buy condoms. That will be twelve fifty with tax.
Tax he exclaims!!! don't these things stay on by themselves???

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What's the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? A taxidermist takes only your skin. [Mark Twain]

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What is Father Christmas's tax status? What is Father Christmas's tax status?

Elf-employed.

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Everyone should pay their income tax with a smile I tried - but they wanted cash.

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Breaking - Trump emailed Hillary Clinton his tax returns She just accidentally deleted them.

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Want to hear a joke? Your government is competent and uses your tax dollars efficiently.

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I'm writing a film about a cannibal undead tax exile who plays drums, eats your mother and then is sick. It's a nondomtomtomnomnommomvomromzomcom

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Donald Trump has just announced a massive jobs program involving tax credits for shredded cheese factories. He says he wants to "make America grate again."

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A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

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Trump may have dodged the draft but he was still given honorary military ranks. Private Tax Return,
Major Embarrassment,
Chief Petty Officer,
General Incompetence.

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How did Mitt Romney get a 14% tax rate? He claimed 47% of America as dependents.

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All states should legalize marijuana and redirect the resulting tax revenues to road repair We'll call the program "Operation Pot Holes."

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What's the difference between tax and fine? A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

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Why does the National Football League deserve Tax-Exempt Status even though it generated at least $9 billion in revenue last season? Because it is just as real as the other religions.

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At this point I feel that there's probably nothing self-incriminating in his tax returns. Or else Donald J. Trump or Junior would have tweeted it out to the public.

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The Atheist Church of America just filed a new tax status with the IRS. ​

They are a non-prophet organization.

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I think my neighbor might be involved in some illegal activities. I heard him confess to tax evasion when I was smoking meth in his attic.

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Why don't programmers buy wine from 24 hour liquor stores? They make too many sin tax errors

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I prefer riding with Uber The other options are too tax-y for me

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Joel Osteen is actually interested in using his arena-sized megachurch as a shelter... ...Oh wait. You're not a tax? Never mind.

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Which state of people would like to pay the tax bill the most? Tax us

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Which state would like to pay the most bill for building Trump wall? Tax us

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What is Greece's most popular sport? Tax Evasion

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Person: Completes 40 years of tax and home payments to finally pay off mortgage EA: we just wanted users to feel a sense of accomplishment...

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The new GOP tax bill just moved me to the zero tax bracket I make none

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The Supreme Court ruled against increasing tax on flatbread imports from India. The case was closed by a no naan cents judge.

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Did you know that the IRS is now offering a tax credit for those who purchase marijuana? Yeah, all you need to do is file a joint return.

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What is the science or process of classifying living things? Tax Bracketing.

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Yo mama is just like my 1040 tax form EZ

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