Tax Jokes

Funny Tax Jokes
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You can tell monopoly's an old game... ...because there's a luxury tax and rich people can go to jail

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You can tell Monopoly is an old game... ...because there's free parking, a luxury tax and rich people can actually go to jail.

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I saw a lady in tears at the store She said she had lost an envelope with her tax refund inside. I gave her 100$ because I had just found about $1600 in the parking lot.
#payitforward

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Donald Trump is introducing a 30% tax on shredded cheese. It's part of his plan to Make America Grate Again.

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Why doesn't Sherlock Holmes pay any income tax? Because he makes so many brilliant deductions.

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So much tax evasion in America... Almost like the country was founded on it or something

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Why don't programers pay tax to the Devil? Because that would be a sin-tax issue.

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A teenager buys condoms for the first time... The cashier says, "That'll be $9.95 plus tax.".

Horrified, the boy exclaims "I thought they stayed on by themselves!"

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You can tell Monopoly is an old game... Because there is luxury tax and rich people can go to jail.

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America's new tax plan raises taxes on coal miners Which is weird. I thought American politicians were rather fond of minors.

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U2 are one of Ireland's most successful bands. Or according to their tax returns, one of Netherlands' least successful hardware store owners.

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I have a joke for you The government in this country is excellent, and uses your tax dollars efficiently.

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I've invented a new game. You use small breath mints as playing pieces in the old-fashioned match-3-in-a-row game. I'd be happy to teach you my strategy for winning this game, but I'll have to charge you a small fee: Call it a Tic Tac Tic-Tac-Toe Tactics Tax.

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The UK announced it's removing tax from tampon sales. Though there will undoubtedly be strings attached.

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A guy stops in at the local pharmacy to buy condoms. That will be twelve fifty with tax.
Tax he exclaims!!! don't these things stay on by themselves???

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What's the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? A taxidermist takes only your skin. [Mark Twain]

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What is Father Christmas's tax status? What is Father Christmas's tax status?

Elf-employed.

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Everyone should pay their income tax with a smile I tried - but they wanted cash.

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Breaking - Trump emailed Hillary Clinton his tax returns She just accidentally deleted them.

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Want to hear a joke? Your government is competent and uses your tax dollars efficiently.

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I'm writing a film about a cannibal undead tax exile who plays drums, eats your mother and then is sick. It's a nondomtomtomnomnommomvomromzomcom

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Donald Trump has just announced a massive jobs program involving tax credits for shredded cheese factories. He says he wants to "make America grate again."

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A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

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Trump may have dodged the draft but he was still given honorary military ranks. Private Tax Return,
Major Embarrassment,
Chief Petty Officer,
General Incompetence.

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How did Mitt Romney get a 14% tax rate? He claimed 47% of America as dependents.

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All states should legalize marijuana and redirect the resulting tax revenues to road repair We'll call the program "Operation Pot Holes."

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What's the difference between tax and fine? A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

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Why does the National Football League deserve Tax-Exempt Status even though it generated at least $9 billion in revenue last season? Because it is just as real as the other religions.

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At this point I feel that there's probably nothing self-incriminating in his tax returns. Or else Donald J. Trump or Junior would have tweeted it out to the public.

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The Atheist Church of America just filed a new tax status with the IRS. ​

They are a non-prophet organization.

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A man calls the IRS office "Hi, my last name is Sweady, but on the cheque you sent me for my tax return, you've written it as cyirwu."

"I'm sorry about that, could you spell it out for me?"

"Sure, S as in sea, W as in why, E as in eye, A as in are, D as in double-u, and Y as in you."

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I prefer riding with Uber The other options are too tax-y for me

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Which state of people would like to pay the tax bill the most? Tax us

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Which state would like to pay the most bill for building Trump wall? Tax us

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Sherlock Holmes faced a tax audit because... all his clever deductions made the tax office very suspicious.

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A man wrote the IRS saying . . . . . . "I have been unable to sleep knowing that I have cheated on my income tax. I have understated my income and have enclosed a check for $1500. If I still can't sleep I will send the rest".

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What is Greece's most popular sport? Tax Evasion

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Person: Completes 40 years of tax and home payments to finally pay off mortgage EA: we just wanted users to feel a sense of accomplishment...

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Did you know that the IRS is now offering a tax credit for those who purchase marijuana? Yeah, all you need to do is file a joint return.

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