You can tell monopoly's an old game... ...because there's a luxury tax and rich people can go to jail
I heard the atheists are trying to get tax exempt status now they are a non-prophet organization
You can tell Monopoly is an old game... ...because there's free parking, a luxury tax and rich people can actually go to jail.
I saw a lady in tears at the store
She said she had lost an envelope with her tax refund inside. I gave her 100$ because I had just found about $1600 in the parking lot.
Donald Trump is introducing a 30% tax on shredded cheese. It's part of his plan to Make America Grate Again.
You can tell Monopoly is an old game... Because there is luxury tax and rich people can go to jail.
America's new tax plan raises taxes on coal miners Which is weird. I thought American politicians were rather fond of minors.
I have a joke for you The government in this country is excellent, and uses your tax dollars efficiently.
U2 are one of Ireland's most successful bands. Or according to their tax returns, one of Netherlands' least successful hardware store owners.
The UK announced it's removing tax from tampon sales. Though there will undoubtedly be strings attached.
What's the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? A taxidermist takes only your skin. [Mark Twain]
Trump may have dodged the draft but he was still given honorary military ranks.
Private Tax Return,
Chief Petty Officer,
I'm writing a film about a cannibal undead tax exile who plays drums, eats your mother and then is sick. It's a nondomtomtomnomnommomvomromzomcom
Donald Trump has just announced a massive jobs program involving tax credits for shredded cheese factories. He says he wants to "make America grate again."
What's the difference between tax and fine? A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
All states should legalize marijuana and redirect the resulting tax revenues to road repair We'll call the program "Operation Pot Holes."
At this point I feel that there's probably nothing self-incriminating in his tax returns. Or else Donald J. Trump or Junior would have tweeted it out to the public.
A man calls the IRS office
"Hi, my last name is Sweady, but on the cheque you sent me for my tax return, you've written it as cyirwu."
"I'm sorry about that, could you spell it out for me?"
"Sure, S as in sea, W as in why, E as in eye, A as in are, D as in double-u, and Y as in you."
Clinton to Trump: Release your tax returns! I have never seen them. Trump: …but I emailed them to you. Of course you've never seen them.
The Atheist Church of America just filed a new tax status with the IRS.
They are a non-prophet organization.
Did you hear about Trump's tax plan? Declare that the US has a $900 million loss so we all don't have to pay taxes!
In all fairness, Trump can't release his tax returns At least not until Putin sends him his W2s.
I was woken up by a phone call telling me I’ve committed tax fraud They must have had the wrong number cause I don’t pay taxes
"65% of people say that cheating on your income tax is worse than cheating on your spouse. The other 35% were women."
The IRS feels bad for you so lets you have a chance at getting your tax money back 2 of them put it in a ball and play keepaway
I was on board with Trump for the groping, the concentration camps, Kim Jong-Un, the trade war, the millionaire tax cut... But he really needs to watch his language
What's the difference between a government employee and a welfare bum? Nothing, they both take your tax money while doing absolutely nothing.
The US President says "We're gonna tax your country an extra 25%"... so China responds, "Yuanna fight?
Taxes are a funny thing I mean isn’t it weird how the poorest people have to pay as much on tax as the wealthiest
What happens when a Republican and a Lobbyist get in bed?
Tax payer gets screwed
Credit: Cenk Uyger
Tax vs. Fine
A fine is a tax for doing something wrong.
A tax is a fine for doing something right.
I woke up, did my tax return, aced my exam, right before going into labor and giving birth It was a reproductive day.
So the EU just passed their internet censorship legislation... [Insert $0.05 tax to view joke here]
The Supreme Court ruled against increasing tax on flatbread imports from India. The case was closed by a no naan cents judge.
What's the difference between a Taxidermist and a Tax Collector? A taxidermist only takes your skin...
Have you heard of the group that worships Mother Theresa?
It's a nun prophet organization.
I thought of this while thinking of tax exemptions for religious groups, hopefully no one has posted it here already :)
Don MacLean lobbied for GM to be included in a carmaker tax He wanted to bring Chevy to the levy
Feeling alone? Feeling unwanted, like no one gives a hoot? Do what I did... don't file your tax returns.
Did you know that the IRS is now offering a tax credit for those who purchase marijuana? Yeah, all you need to do is file a joint return.
Did you hear Mike Sorrentino from the Jersey Shore is pleading guilty to tax evasion? You could say he's in a Bad "Situation".
The dark chocolate cake we had at Christmas dinner was so unbelievably rich ... ... it actually benefitted from the Republican tax plan.