People say Bernie Sanders isn’t a Democrat... But what’s more like a Democrat than winning the popular vote and losing an election?
I try to reassure everyone I meet, Republican or Democrat alike - the cost of replacing Trump is actually not that high. It is only 1 Pence.
A Democrat walks into a bar
He asks the bartender, "What's your most popular drink?"
Bartender replies, "a Russian Collusion".
The Democrat responds "I'll have one of those."
The bartender then gives him an empty glass and says "enjoy."
Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year? Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.
Did you guys hear about the Alabama senate race? So far the Democrat leads by 8 points. If the lead goes into the 12-14 range, Roy Moore might want to date it.
My wife told me to take a spider out instead of killing it.. So we had some drinks. Cool guy. He's going to run in the Democrat Primary because at this point, why not.
What's the difference between a Democrat and a prostitute? The prostitute gives value for the money she takes.
A Democrat, a Republican, and a centrist are riding a boat when an iceberg appears in front of them.
The Democrat said, "We should turn left!"
The Republican said, "We should turn right!"
The centrist said, "Let's compromise and go straight!"
The police got all the democrat protesters in California to leave last night They gave them participation awards
I saw Trump's Twitter video wishing the Jews a happy holiday As a Democrat I want to make fun of Trump. As a Jew I want to make fun of myself that Trump's Twitter had to be the one to tell me my people's holiday was today. True story
My life long Republican grandfather voted Democrat for the first time this election. He died 2 years ago. We miss you Pappy.
Why is Trump so sure that the Coronavirus is a Democrat conspiracy? Because pandemic has dem at the centre of panic.
Did you hear about the commemorative gun they're making in honor of the democrat party and president Obama?
It's called the union worker
You'll over pay
It never works
And you can't fire it
A Democrat and a socialist are walking down the street ...
A Democrat and a socialist are walking down the street and see a dog licking its nuts.
The Democrat goes, "I wish I could do that"
The socialist goes, "Maybe if you tried petting him first..."
You know what's really great about being a Democrat in Texas on Super Tuesday? No waiting in line. (An hour and a half wait if you were a Republican.)