Relationship Jokes

Contents

Funniest Relationship Jokes

My girlfriend borrowed $100 from me. After 3years, when we separated, she returned exactly $100. I lost Interest in that relationship.

Score: 28868

Statistics say that 1 out of 3 people in a relationship is unfaithful. I just need to work out if that's my wife or my girlfriend

Score: 11213

Statistics say that 1 out of 3 people in a relationship is unfaithful. I just need to work out if that’s my wife or my girlfriend

Score: 10234

My girlfriend borrowed $500 from me. After 3years, when we separated, she returned exactly $500. I lost Interest in that relationship.

Score: 6143

My girlfriend and I are trying this whole "long distance relationship" thing. I have to stay 100 feet away from her at all times. Also, the police say I should stop referring to her as my girlfriend.

Score: 1784

I loaned $200 to my girlfriend 5 years ago. She returned exactly $200 after we separated. I lost interest in that relationship

Score: 1592

My girlfriend of 3 years has never told me a joke. We are in a serious relationship.

Score: 941
Funny Relationship Jokes
Score: 888

I could never cheat in a relationship That would require 2 people to find me attractive

Score: 630

My boyfriend just told me he has an STD... Looks like I'm *gonorrhea*valuate this relationship.

Score: 564

Today I ended a long term relationship. I don't really care though, it wasn't mine.

Score: 542

In order to make a relationship work, you have to make a lot of sacrifices…. Which is why I keep a large number of goats in my garden…

Score: 489

Apparently 1 out of 3 people cheat in a relationship I just don't know whether it's my wife, or girlfriend.

Score: 423

They say 1 in 3 people cheat in a relationship Not sure if it's my wife or my girlfriend.

Score: 409

I just ended a 5 year relationship today. It's okay. It wasn't my relationship.

Score: 348

My girlfriend texted me that the relationship cannot continue because I played too much video games. Looks like it was my Destiny 2 break up with her.

Score: 337

I just ended a 5 years long relationship I'm fine, it wasn't my relationship.

Score: 320

I could never cheat in a relationship... Because that would require two people to find me attractive.

Score: 306

I would never cheat in a relationship Because that would require two people to find me attractive.

Score: 233

Did you know there are 3 rings in a relationship? The engagement ring, the wedding ring and the suffer ring

Score: 215

They Say 1 out of 3 People Cheat in a Relationship Not sure if it's my wife, or my girlfriend.

Score: 195

My relationship with my girlfriend is quite complex. I'm the real part.

Score: 187

I just ended a 5 year relationship I'm fine, it wasn't my relationship :P

Score: 181

I could never cheat in a relationship Because that would require 2 people to find me attractive

Score: 153

I just ended a 5 year relationship! I am fine though because it wasn't my relationship.

Score: 147

If you're genuinely asking me to choose between my career as a reporter and our relationship Well then I've got some news for you

Score: 139

I just can't take this long distance relationship anymore... I'm moving the fridge to my room.

Score: 132

I just ended a five year relationship....... I'm fine though, it wasn't mine

Score: 127

If you're an astronaut.. and you don't end every relationship with "I need space" then you're just wasting your time

Score: 125

I just ended a 8 year relationship I’m OK though, it wasn’t my relationship

Score: 117

Don’t ever get into a romantic relationship with a tennis player... Love means nothing to them.

Score: 69

What did the algae say to the fungus about their symbiotic relationship? I'm lichen it

Score: 20

So, I was dating a Japanese girl... The relationship grew old rather quickly so I decided to break up with her. When I told her, she just stood there in disbelief. It's like you have to drop the bomb twice for them to get the message.

Score: 18

I dated a girl in a wheel chair once. it was a tough relationship tho. Have you ever heard the saying "If you love her then let her go, and if she comes back then it was meant to be"?

Well don't let her go on a hill by a lake, cause she don't come back

Score: 15

I broke up with my girlfriend on a ski trip Our relationship was going downhill.

Score: 10

My wife is a prostitute that likes to keep track of her customers per week She says she does it to keep our relationship more personal.


I don't mind much, but it's the thot that counts.

Score: 6

Why didn’t the horse go to the bar on singles night? He was already in a stable relationship.

Score: 6

Why isn't Pinocchio in a serious relationship? Because he wants no strings attached.

Score: 4

Our relationship is like an extra chromosome It's all downs from here

Score: 4

I guess Tom Hiddleston and Taylor Swift couldn't keep their relationship... Loki.

Score: 4

Popular Topics

New Relationship Jokes

A friend said to me that he is in a relationship with twins I said "how do you tell them apart" . He said that's easy, Sally's got long hair and Derek has a moustache

Score: 0

I tried a diet that includes one cheat day per week. my relationship ended because of it

Score: 0

I knew I guy who proposed on a mountain Unfortunately, their relationship went downhill

Score: 0

I thought my relationship with this puppet years ago would be casual. She lied....there were strings attached.

Score: 0

I dont have a very good relationship withmy calendar After every Tuesday, it always says WTF

Score: 0

What do you call a child born from an incestual relationship? Inspring!

Score: 0

I realized my relationship with my Japanese girlfriend wasn't working. I told her that we should end it but she didn't seem to get that. So I had to drop the bomb twice before she understood.

Score: 2

I was really worried early on in my relationship with my now wife that we wouldn't work out... But ever since she got Stockholm syndrome, it's been a dream come true.

Score: 1

You and Juan have a pretty spicy relationship He’s always jalapeño business

Score: 2

What's the scientific term for when two Alabamans are in a relationship Relative Dating

Score: 2

Playing bidge is a bit like being in a romantic relationship You either need a very good partner, or a very good hand.

Score: 1

Why did Thor hide his relationship with his brother? Because he wanted to keep it Loki

Score: 1

Why did the piece of spaghetti refuse to get on the plate with the rest? Because he had a strained relationship with the rest.

Score: 2

My wife wanted to spice up our relationship But she was pretty mad when I bought the Sri Lankan spice dealer up to the bedroom.

Score: 1

A physicist and a biologist had a bit of a relationship. But there wasn’t any chemistry.

Score: 1

Why did the Star Trek: The Next Generation fans end their relationship? There was no Spock between them.

Score: 1

What do you call hippie siblings in a relationship? Incense

Score: 1

You should alway marry someone that has horses! You will have a stable relationship.

Score: 0

Therapy dogs are like strippers The relationship is over once the rubbing is done

Score: 2

My newest relationship is on the rocks But I can't complain, I knew it was whisky from the beginning.

Score: 3

My girlfriend and I have a rocky relationship... Much like Sylvester Stallone, there is a communication problem.

Score: 1

I asked a cousin-couple how they felt about their relationship. The man replied "its a very personal story", but I incest they tell me.

Score: 3

Popular Topics