My girlfriend borrowed $100 from me. After 3years, when we separated, she returned exactly $100. I lost Interest in that relationship.
Statistics say that 1 out of 3 people in a relationship is unfaithful. I just need to work out if that's my wife or my girlfriend
Statistics say that 1 out of 3 people in a relationship is unfaithful. I just need to work out if that’s my wife or my girlfriend
My girlfriend borrowed $500 from me. After 3years, when we separated, she returned exactly $500. I lost Interest in that relationship.
My girlfriend and I are trying this whole "long distance relationship" thing. I have to stay 100 feet away from her at all times. Also, the police say I should stop referring to her as my girlfriend.
I loaned $200 to my girlfriend 5 years ago. She returned exactly $200 after we separated. I lost interest in that relationship
My girlfriend of 3 years has never told me a joke. We are in a serious relationship.
I could never cheat in a relationship That would require 2 people to find me attractive
My boyfriend just told me he has an STD... Looks like I'm *gonorrhea*valuate this relationship.
Today I ended a long term relationship. I don't really care though, it wasn't mine.
In order to make a relationship work, you have to make a lot of sacrifices…. Which is why I keep a large number of goats in my garden…
Apparently 1 out of 3 people cheat in a relationship I just don't know whether it's my wife, or girlfriend.
They say 1 in 3 people cheat in a relationship Not sure if it's my wife or my girlfriend.
I just ended a 5 year relationship today. It's okay. It wasn't my relationship.
My girlfriend texted me that the relationship cannot continue because I played too much video games. Looks like it was my Destiny 2 break up with her.
I just ended a 5 years long relationship I'm fine, it wasn't my relationship.
I could never cheat in a relationship... Because that would require two people to find me attractive.
I would never cheat in a relationship Because that would require two people to find me attractive.
Did you know there are 3 rings in a relationship? The engagement ring, the wedding ring and the suffer ring
They Say 1 out of 3 People Cheat in a Relationship Not sure if it's my wife, or my girlfriend.
My relationship with my girlfriend is quite complex. I'm the real part.
I just ended a 5 year relationship I'm fine, it wasn't my relationship :P
I could never cheat in a relationship Because that would require 2 people to find me attractive
I just ended a 5 year relationship! I am fine though because it wasn't my relationship.
If you're genuinely asking me to choose between my career as a reporter and our relationship Well then I've got some news for you
I just can't take this long distance relationship anymore... I'm moving the fridge to my room.
I just ended a five year relationship....... I'm fine though, it wasn't mine
If you're an astronaut.. and you don't end every relationship with "I need space" then you're just wasting your time
I just ended a 8 year relationship I’m OK though, it wasn’t my relationship
As I watched an ongoing fued between two YouTube makeup influencers I couldnt help but wonder... Was this because their relationship was based on a bad foundation?
So, I was dating a Japanese girl... The relationship grew old rather quickly so I decided to break up with her. When I told her, she just stood there in disbelief. It's like you have to drop the bomb twice for them to get the message.
The reason my last relationship didn't work out is because she was a gemini... and I don't believe in bullshit.
Why didn’t the horse go to the bar on singles night? He was already in a stable relationship.
I used to be good friends with my bartender But now our relationship is on the rocks
My newest relationship is on the rocks But I can't complain, I knew it was whisky from the beginning.
Why did the piece of spaghetti refuse to get on the plate with the rest? Because he had a strained relationship with the rest.
You and Juan have a pretty spicy relationship He’s always jalapeño business
I realized my relationship with my Japanese girlfriend wasn't working. I told her that we should end it but she didn't seem to get that. So I had to drop the bomb twice before she understood.
My probability for being in a relationship The probability of me in World War 3 is higher than the probablity of me in a relationship.
A friend said to me that he is in a relationship with twins I said "how do you tell them apart" . He said that's easy, Sally's got long hair and Derek has a moustache
I tried a diet that includes one cheat day per week. my relationship ended because of it
I knew I guy who proposed on a mountain Unfortunately, their relationship went downhill
I thought my relationship with this puppet years ago would be casual. She lied....there were strings attached.
I dont have a very good relationship withmy calendar After every Tuesday, it always says WTF
What do you call a child born from an incestual relationship? Inspring!
Playing bidge is a bit like being in a romantic relationship You either need a very good partner, or a very good hand.
Why did Thor hide his relationship with his brother? Because he wanted to keep it Loki
My wife wanted to spice up our relationship But she was pretty mad when I bought the Sri Lankan spice dealer up to the bedroom.
A physicist and a biologist had a bit of a relationship. But there wasn’t any chemistry.
Why did the Star Trek: The Next Generation fans end their relationship? There was no Spock between them.
A married couple with relationship problems decide to go for a drive.
The husband drives to barn filled with ugly mules.
He asks his wife:
"Relatives of yours?"
The wife responds with
The best part for a man who is in an incestuous relationship with his mother ...is that he gets to celebrate mothers day and valentine's day for the same reasons.