Hilarious Pizza Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Pizza Jokes

How do you get an art major off your front porch? Pay for the pizza!

Score: 10515

Score: 7149

My pizza is burnt, my beer is frozen and my girlfriend is pregnant... ...I can’t pull anything out in time!

Score: 5767

To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked pizza. Then I made tacos because they don't live in a swing state.

Score: 3101

How does a Mexican cut a pizza? With *little* *caesars*

Score: 1977

Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? He pasta way.
We cannoli do so much.
His legacy will be a pizza history.

Edit: Thank you for getting this on the front page!

Score: 1636

What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza? Little Caesars.

...I'll see myself out.

Score: 1111

What's the hardest part of making a vegan pizza? Skinning the vegan.

Score: 993

Burnt my Hawaiian pizza today.. I should have cooked it at aloha temperature.

Score: 869

What do you call a pizza joint run by epileptic midgets? Little Seizure's

Score: 866

What do a pregnant woman, a burnt pizza and frozen beer have in common? A man who didn't take it out in time.

Score: 778

I burned my Hawaiian pizza today... I guess i should have put the oven on aloha setting

Score: 767

Walter White decided to buy a pizza for his son Walter: Hey son I bought you a pizza so you can share it with your friends.

Flynn: Thanks dad, how much do I owe you?

Walter: It's on the house.

Score: 707

What does a burnt pizza, a frozen beer and a pregnant girlfriend have in common? One dumbass who never pulls out in time

Score: 686

How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic? You take the pizza delivery sign off

Score: 640

My girlfriend burned our Hawaiian pizza today... I should have told her to put the oven on aloha setting.

Score: 557

What do Mexicans use to cut a pizza? Little Caesar's

Score: 550

I burnt 1200 calories yesterday! Forgot to take the pizza out of the oven...

Score: 512

Necrophilia is like pizza Even when it's cold it's still good.

Score: 484

What kind of eel hits your eye like a big pizza pie? That's a Moray.

Score: 432

I like my pizza like I like my women Absolutely no pubic hair.

Score: 366

My pizza is burnt, my beer is frozen and my girlfriend is pregnant. I can't take anything out in time.

Score: 362

My pizza is burnt, my beer is frozen, and my girlfriend is pregnant. It seems I can't take anything out on time.

Score: 328

I burnt my Hawaiian pizza today Should have cooked it on aloha teperature

Score: 311

What do you call a pizza with just peppers on it? A pepperonly pizza!

Score: 298

What does a burnt pizza, a pregnant woman and a frozen beer all have in common? You left it in too long.

Score: 297

Today, a friend of mine had to go to the hospital because he ate a pizza. *My* pizza.

Score: 293

Did you hear Mike Tyson was just arrested for nearly beating a Pizza Hut waitress to death? As he was finishing eating, she asked "Hey, mister, you wanna box for the rest of your pizza?

Score: 288

Burned my Hawaiian pizza... Should have put it on aloha temperature.

Score: 279

I just burned my Hawaiian pizza in the oven I guess I should have put it on aloha setting

Score: 261

Good jokes are like pizza. This is not a pizza.

Score: 250

The volume of a pizza with thickness a and radius z is pi * z * z * a

Score: 184

Doctor: Don't eat anything fatty Me: What!? No pizza? No burgers?

Doctor: No fatty, just don't eat

Score: 167

What's the difference between a pizza and a pizza joke? Pizza jokes can't be topped!

:D

Score: 150

Burnt my Hawaiian pizza today Should have cooked it on aloha temperature

Score: 120

What's a pregnant woman, a frozen beer, and a burnt pizza have in common? Some moron didn't pull it out.

Score: 111

What's Lil Wayne's favorite pizza? Lil Siezures!

Score: 108

I burned my Hawaiian pizza today Should've cooked it on aloha temperature

Score: 106

What do frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant woman have in common? An idiot who forgot to take it out earlier.

Score: 97

How do you get an art school graduate off your porch? Pay for the pizza.

Score: 89

New Pizza Jokes

Everybody said it would be impossible to make a dessert pizza. It turned out to be a pizza cake.

Score: 7

What do you call a pizza place for epileptics? Little Seizures

Score: 5

What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant woman have in common? Some jackass forgot to take it out in time.

Score: 41

The radius of your pizza is 'z' inch(s) , and the height of it is 'a' inch(s). Please find the volume of your pizza. Pizza.

Score: 10

What did the monk say to the pizza clerk? Make me one with everything

Score: 6

What the difference between a pizza and a tinder hookup? You slice up the pizza before you enjoy it, not after.

Score: 8

What do a pizza a delivery guy and a gynecologist have in common? They can both sniff it but they can't eat it.

Score: 5

I was ordering food for the cast of Black Panther. I asked if they liked pizza. They said, “It depends. Wakanda pizza?”

Score: 16

What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery guy have in common? They both can smell it, but they can't eat it.

Score: 7

What's the difference between a large pizza and a PhD in math? A large pizza can feed a family.

Score: 9

I was thinking of telling you my best pizza joke... But it's way too cheesy.

Score: 14

When an eel hits your eye like a big pizza pie.... That’s a moray

Score: 62

How do you get a Liberal Arts graduate off your porch? Pay for the pizza

Score: 66

What's a lobster's favorite part of a build-your-own-pizza bar? The crust station.

Score: 16

Why did all of the Pizza chains fall? Idk, I guess it was a Domino effect

I'm so sorry....

Score: 18

I burned my frozen Hawaiian Pizza... Should have cooked it on aloha temperature

Score: 17

What's the difference between dead babies and pineapples? I wouldn't dare put pineapple on my pizza.

Score: 5

Doctor: try not to eat anything fatty Me: what?! No pizza? No burgers?

Doctor: no, fatty, just don't eat

Score: 6

What does a pizza delivery man and gynecologist have in common? They can both smell but not taste....

Score: 24

How do you get a musician off your front porch? Pay for the pizza.

Score: 15

What do you call a religious slice of pizza? Cheezus Crust.

Score: 5

Good jokes are like good pizza Tastefully cheesy with a good delivery.

Score: 6

The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop "Can you make me one with everything?"

Score: 75

What do you call an emo italian person? A pizza cutter

Score: 6

I burned my Hawaiian Pizza in the oven today I guess I should've cooked it on Aloha temperature

Score: 8

Did you hear about the epileptic midget opening a pizza shop? It's called Little Seizures.

Score: 46

I went down to the gym, and lost 1200 calories Next time, I'll take the pizza out of the oven

Score: 5

What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

Score: 8

What's the similarity between a gynaecologist and a pizza delivery man? They can smell it but can't eat it.

Score: 13

What type of person doesn't like Pizza? A WeirDOUGH.

Score: 15

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He ate his pizza before it was cool

Score: 5

A man in front of me just ordered mushrooms on his pizza... He must be a funguy

Score: 5

Just burned my Hawaiian pizza. Should've put it on 'aloha' temperature.

Score: 10

A pizza delivery guy walks into a bar What? Did you think he was there to deliver pizza? Can't he want a drink once in a while?

Score: 5

What does a frozen beer, a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in commonn? An idiot didn't get it out in time

Score: 34

My girlfriend thinks that I don't say "I love you" enough. She's clearly never heard me eating a pizza.

Score: 5

What's the difference between a millennial and a large pizza? A large pizza can feed a family of four.

Score: 11

What's the difference between a pizza and a hippie chick? I don't peel the crust off a pizza before I eat it.

Score: 22

A person was hit by a bus after he claimed pineapple goes with pizza... Also, I lost my bus license today.

Score: 8

What's the difference between a pizza and an art degree? A pizza doesn't deliver an art degree

Score: 5

Say, have you heard the joke about the pizza without the sauce? Well, it goes like- Nevermind, it's too cheesy.

Score: 4

After many years of studying at a university, I’ve finally become a PhD Or Pizza Hut Deliveryman as people call it.

Score: 15

What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight? You wanna pizza me?!

Score: 4

How do you get an art major off your porch? Pay for the pizza

Score: 9

So I burnt my Hawaiian pizza last night... I should've put it on Aloha temperature.

Score: 13

I burnt my Hawaiian pizza today I guess I should've cooked it on aloha temperature

Score: 5

What's the difference between a PhD in math and a large pizza? A large pizza can feed a family of four

Score: 7

After working long and hard for my PhD people finally recognize me.. As the neighborhood pizza Hut delivery guy now.

Score: 10

I just killed a pizza boy and now I have to kill another one It's the domino effect

Score: 48

What's the difference between a classical musician and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of five.

Score: 6

Did you here about the pizza place that when bankrupt? I guess they weren't making enough dough

Score: 9

What do Mexicans cut their pizza with? Little Caesars

Score: 10

A Buddhist walks into a pizza shop He says can you make me one with everything?

Score: 9

What's the difference between a drummer in a rock'n'roll band and an extra large pizza? The extra large pizza can feed a family of four.

Score: 4

What's the difference between a large pizza and a bass guitarist? A large pizza can feed a family of four!

Score: 10

What do a pregnant woman, a burned pizza and a frozen beer have in common? In all three cases somebody took it out TOO LATE

Score: 14

How do you get the guitar player off of your porch? Pay for the pizza.

Score: 36

What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common? In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

Score: 25

What do burnt pizza, frozen beer and a pregnant chick have in common? Some douchebag forgot to pull it out in time.

Score: 57

Why did the hipster's mouth hurt? Because he ate pizza before it was cool.

Score: 78