What's the difference between a musician and a large pizza? A large pizza can feed a family of four
My pizza is burnt, my beer is frozen and my girlfriend is pregnant... ...I can’t pull anything out in time!
Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?
He pasta way.
We cannoli do so much.
His legacy will be a pizza history.
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What do a pregnant woman, a burnt pizza and frozen beer have in common? A man who didn't take it out in time.
Walter White decided to buy a pizza for his son
Walter: Hey son I bought you a pizza so you can share it with your friends.
Flynn: Thanks dad, how much do I owe you?
Walter: It's on the house.
My girlfriend burned our Hawaiian pizza today... I should have told her to put the oven on aloha setting.
I called my wife and told her that I'll pick up pizza and coke on the way back from work. But it seems she was not happy. She still regrets letting me name the kids.
My pizza is burnt, my beer is frozen and my girlfriend is pregnant. I can't take anything out in time.
My pizza is burnt, my beer is frozen, and my girlfriend is pregnant. It seems I can't take anything out on time.
Did you hear Mike Tyson was just arrested for nearly beating a Pizza Hut waitress to death? As he was finishing eating, she asked "Hey, mister, you wanna box for the rest of your pizza?
What do a pizza delivery driver and a gynecologist have in common? They both get close enough to smell the goods but if they eat it they'll be in trouble.
What do a pizza delivery boy and a gynecologist have in common? Always have to smell it, never get to eat it.
You order one pizza
You love it.
Next time you order a pizza and a garlic bread.
Before you know it, your eating pizzas for every meal, and you get withdrawal symptoms if you don't get one.
That's the domino effect.
What do a gynocologist and a pizza boy have in common? They can smell it but they cant eat it!
How is a gynecologist like a pizza delivery boy? They both get close enough to smell it, but if they eat it, they'll be fired.
Why is a pizza delivery guy like a gynecologist?
They're allowed to smell it, but they get in trouble if they eat it.
A man orders a pizza A man orders a pizza. The waiter asks him: "Do you want your pizza cut in six or eight Pieces?" The man replies: "Six, i dont think i can eat eight"
What do a gynaecologist and a pizza delivery driver have in common? They can smell it but they can’t eat it.
Did you hear about the chef that died?
He pasta way.
We cannoli do so much.
His legacy will become a pizza history.
A FATHER SAYS TO HIS SON :
"MY BOY, WHEN YOU ACCUMULATE THE UNDERSTANDING OF WHY A PIZZA IS BAKED ROUND,
PUT IN A SQUARE BOX , EATEN IN TRIANGLES, YOU'LL BE ABLE TO UNDERSTAND WOMEN. "
A man tried to start a fight by throwing dough, shredded cheese, and tomato sauce at me. So I said, “You wanna pizza me?”
What does an gynocologist and a pizza delivery driver have in common? They can both smell it but can't taste it.
My wife said if I don't lose weight then she'll file for a divorce. Who wants to come over for a pizza tonight?
It takes more effort to order a pizza than have a child Have you ever ordered a pizza by accident?
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that’s amore When you suddenly squeal cuz you stepped on an eel that’s a moray!
Whats`s the similarity between a gynecologist and a pizza delivery? They can smell it, but are not allowed to eat..
What's the difference between police officers and pizza delivery drivers? Pizza delivery drivers actually face consequences when their jobs aren't done right.
What do a pizza delivery guy and a gynaecologist have in common? They both get to smell it but don’t get to eat it...
What did the pizza maker say before robbing a bank? "I may love making pizza, but I still knead the dough."
A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces. "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
How is a gynaecologist and a pizza delivery guy the same? They can smell it, but they can’t eat it.
What's the difference between a cop and a pizza guy? The pizza guy faces consequences when his job is done wrong.
What's the difference between a slice of pizza and a hippie? You don't have to take the crust off of a slice of pizza before you eat it.
I like how my local pizza place cuts my pizza into 6 slices instead of 8 I can't finish 8 slices
Q: Have you heard about the pizza joke?
A: You know what, I wont tell it, it's to cheesy
A doctor speaks to his patient
Doctor: Your BMI is quite high.
Patient: What should I do?
Doctor: Don't eat anything fatty
Patient: So I should give up pizza and chips?
Doctor: No, fatty. Just don't eat anything!