Geology Jokes

Funny Geology Jokes

All the Geology majors at my university smoke a lot weed. I guess you could say that they're all a bunch of stoners.

Students are excited to attend the geology class at the local school. They say it totally rocks.

I just got out of my Geology class. We studied metamorphic rocks which was Gneiss.

I just found out that my geology professor passed away... my sediments go out to his family

My wife has only one problem: she can't tell the difference between Geology and Geography Either way, she can still rock my world.

Black Friday at the geology museum was great! There were so many great shales!

A high schooler told his geology teacher that.. "geology rocks!"

The teacher's response?

"that's Gneiss, but it's too bad you're so schist at it"


Geology rocks, but geography’s where it’s at.

Geology rocks But Geography, that’s where it’s at!

A former student of a Geology professor at a major University returned one day to give the professor a gift of a unique soil sample he had collected from a river while on a trip.... To which the professor replied, "I appreciate the sediment"

I went on a geology diet recently I lost a stone

Geology rocks But geography is where it’s at

Geology rocks But geography is where it's at!

Welcome to the Geology Department Have a gneiss day!

Geology humor ? When some gravel hit my car and cracked a window, I said "You little schist! Why can't you be gneiss?"

Geology Rocks Why was the geologist hungry? He lost his apatite. I really love rocks, they're gneiss. Sorry for the schist jokes.

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