All the Geology majors at my university smoke a lot weed. I guess you could say that they're all a bunch of stoners.
Students are excited to attend the geology class at the local school. They say it totally rocks.
My wife has only one problem: she can't tell the difference between Geology and Geography Either way, she can still rock my world.
A high schooler told his geology teacher that..
The teacher's response?
"that's Gneiss, but it's too bad you're so schist at it"
A former student of a Geology professor at a major University returned one day to give the professor a gift of a unique soil sample he had collected from a river while on a trip.... To which the professor replied, "I appreciate the sediment"
Geology humor ? When some gravel hit my car and cracked a window, I said "You little schist! Why can't you be gneiss?"