Geology Jokes

Funny Geology Jokes
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All the Geology majors at my university smoke a lot weed. I guess you could say that they're all a bunch of stoners.

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Dwayne Johnson is studying his family history Is that genealogy or geology?

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Students are excited to attend the geology class at the local school. They say it totally rocks.

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I just got out of my Geology class. We studied metamorphic rocks which was Gneiss.

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How physicists see other sciences: Biology: squishy physics
Geology: slow physics
Computer Science: virtual physics
Psychology: people physics
Chemistry: impure physics
Math: physics minus the units

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I just found out that my geology professor passed away... my sediments go out to his family

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It turns out that it really would be a good idea to add Trump's face to mount Rushmore because of geology. It turns out the entire mountain is made of Schist.

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A high schooler told his geology teacher that.. "geology rocks!"

The teacher's response?

"that's Gneiss, but it's too bad you're so schist at it"

#\#rokt

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Black Friday at the geology museum was great! There were so many great shales!

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I went on a geology diet recently I lost a stone

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What did the Pebbles say when they got clumped together? I feel *boulder*!

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Geology Jokes.

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I think geology is the most important field in science. Sure, it has its faults, but on the hole, it's ground-breaking.

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Welcome to the Geology Department Have a gneiss day!

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Geology rocks But geography is where it’s at

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Geology rocks But geography is where it's at!

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Geology humor ? When some gravel hit my car and cracked a window, I said "You little schist! Why can't you be gneiss?"

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Geology Rocks Why was the geologist hungry? He lost his apatite. I really love rocks, they're gneiss. Sorry for the schist jokes.

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Geology rocks, but geography’s where it’s at.

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Yes Geology rocks But geography is where its at!

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