Hilarious Easter Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Easter Jokes

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Son: Dad, why is my sister named Teresa? Dad: She's named after something your mother loves, Easter! It's an anagram.

Son: Thanks dad.

Dad: No problem Alan.

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I saw Arnold Schwarzenegger eating a chocolate egg. I said to him, “I bet I know what your favorite Christian festival is.”

He said, “Have to love Easter, baby.”

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-Dad,why is my sister named Teresa? +Because your mother loves easter.Teresa is an anagram for Easter.

-Thanks Dad

+No problem,Alan.

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Son: Why is my sister called Teresa? Dad: Coz your mum loves Easter - it's an anagram

Son: Thanks dad

Dad: No problem Alan

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I accidentally drank the water we used to color eggs for Easter. I think I dyed a little inside.

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I saw Batman leaving Church early on Easter It was the first time I had seen a Christian Bale

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How do you make a blonde laugh at Easter? Tell her a joke at Christmas

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If you have Alzheimer's, look on the bright side… …at least you can hide your own Easter Eggs.

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What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water? It’s going to take a while to get me hard. I just got layed by some chick.

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What do you call a bunch of rabbits walking backwards? A receding hare line.

Happy Easter

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What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water? It’s going to take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by some chick.

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I saw Arnold Schwarzenegger eating a chocolate egg so I said to him, 'Which is your favourite Christian festival?'
He replied 'Have to love Easter, baby.'

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Why do easter eggs hide? Because they're little chickens.

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Boy asks his dad why his sister is called Teresa “Well son, it’s because your mother loves anagrams and she also loves Easter, Teresa is an anagram of Easter”

“Thanks dad”

“No problem Alan”

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"Why is my sister called Teresa?" "Because your mother loves Easter, it's an anagram."

"Oh, ok. Thanks Dad."

"No problem Alan."

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Dad... "Dad, why is my sister Teresa called Teresa?"

"Well, son, your mum loves Easter and Teresa is an anagram of Easter and so we named her Teresa"

"Thanks, Dad."

"No problem, Alan"

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A son asks his dad, "Why is my sister named Teresa?" "Because your mom loves Easter, and Teresa is an anagram for Easter."

"Thanks Dad!"

"You're welcome Alan."

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“Dad, why is my sister named Teresa?” “It’s because your mom loves Easter and Teresa is an anagram of it.”

“Thanks Dad!”

“No problem, Alan!”

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Son: Mom, why is my sister called Teresa? Mom: Because Teresa is an Anagram of Easter and we love Easter!

Son: Oh I see. Thanks mom!

Mom: My pleasure Alan.

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What's the best thing about having alzeimhers disease? You can hide your own easter eggs

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What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water? Its gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by some chick.

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"Hey dad why is my sister called Teresa?" "Because your mom loves Easter and it's an anagram for Easter."

"Thanks Dad!"

"No problem Alan."

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How does the Easter Bunny keep his ears standing straight up? He uses Hare Spray...

(Ill see myself out)

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There are 3 perks of having Alzheimer 1. You can make new friends every day.
2. You can look for the Easter eggs you hid yourself.
3. You can make new friends every day.

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Easter this year is April Fools Day Just remember that so you don't fall for any crazy stories like people coming back from the dead.

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You know what the best thing about Alzheimer's is? You can hide your own Easter eggs.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you left him.

I got this from an Easter cracker. It was pretty dark for Easter which made me laugh even harder.

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You know what's great about senility? You can hide your own Easter eggs.

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Doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news…" The bad news is that you have Alzheimer's.

The good news is now you can hide your own Easter eggs!

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Q: What's the good part about having alzheimer's? You can hide your own easter eggs.

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What type of jewelry does the Easter Bunny wear? 24 carrot

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Did you hear Easter was cancelled? They found the body.

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Why did the doctor go to hospital on Easter? Because he was Sikh

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I’ve made a spreadsheet of all the things I’ll give up for Easter. It’s excel lent.

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Son : Why's my sister called Teresa? Dad : Cause your mom and I love Easter, it's an anagram

Son : Oh wow that's pretty cool

Dad : I know Alan

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I floss religiously. I do it on Christmas and Easter.

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Why does the Easter Bunny drink IPAs? He loves the hops.

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Why does the Easter bunny hide his eggs? He doesn't want anyone to know he's been messing around with a chicken.

(It's the only Easter joke that I know)

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Hard to really appreciate the joy of Easter when I’ve already been eating chocolate for 27 days straight Happy Easter!

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New Easter Jokes

On Easter, the Jews of the world... ...decorate the chickens

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I want to find someone to blame for Easter and all the stores being closed So I tried blaming Christians but no, it wasn't right

Then the Romans, but I think I am being judgemental

Then I read about the Jews and it pretty much nailed it.

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My dad in North Carolina asked me if I'd be able to fly home from New York for Good Friday.... I told him I couldn't because of the big storm.



Nor Easter

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We're being told to stay home this Easter because of COVID-19 because "COVID-19 doesn't take a holiday" But it's taken a cruise...

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What's the difference between a Halloween zombie and an Easter zombie? Well, there aren't many actually. For example, they both like *RawBits*.

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I made my family easter egg hunt easier this year for the kids. There are 20 eggs in the middle of the street.

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Easter is one of the few non-drinking holidays. Unless you have the right attitude and a can-do spirit.

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Is preparing for Easter proving to be difficult? You can make Easter easier... Just replace the “t” with an “i”

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You know the good thing about Alzheimers at Easter? They can hide their own eggs

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It's official the Pope has canceled Easter. They found the body.

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What’s the biggest difference about Easter when it doesn’t fall on the 20th? The type of grass you fill the basket with

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Do you remember when you were young and you believed things that weren’t true? Like Santa Claus, the Easter bunny, that you’re parents were happy together...

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Why is the Easter bunny the poorest animal in the world? He carries his tail behind, has to hide his eggs and can only come once a year.

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I asked Arnold Schwarzenegger what his favourite christian holiday was... He said "Have to love Easter, baby!"

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What do you get when you throw a rabbit into your oven during Easter? A hot cross bunny

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A kid asks his father why he named his sister Teresa The Father says "I've named my kids after things that I love and Teresa is an anagram of Easter"

The kid with a smile says "That's really nice Dad"

The father says "Thanks Alan"

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I've been going to the gym religiously. Once a year, on Easter.

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Why did Donald Trump lock down the White House when the Easter Bunny was escaping? because his hare is almost gone.

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Unfortunately, Easter is being cancelled this year. They found the body.

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Hiding my kids easter eggs in more obvious spots this year. Hope they can find the 20 eggs I left in the middle of the street.

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What type of music does the Easter Bunny like? Hip Hop.

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They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them I prefer mine poached!

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What's the Easter Bunny's favorite type of music? Hip Hop!

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Did you hear about the guy who painted Easter eggs? He did a good job. Not egg-cellent but good.

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Why is Greek Easter always a Week after Normal Easter? Because the Easter eggs are always on special

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The problem with Easter cakes Is that they take three days to rise.

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What has big ears, brings Easter treats, and goes “hippity-THUD, hippity-THUD, hippity-THUD? The Easter Elephant.

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Where does a vampire keep his Easter treats? In his Easter casket !

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The Alzheimer's Society has a special greeting for us all today: Happy Easter!

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I think beliefs are the core of humanity... But really everyone needs to stop believing in silly things like: the Easter Bunny, or the Tooth Fairy, or communism.

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How do you make a chocolate omelette? With Easter Eggs!

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What type of music does the Easter Bunny listen to? Hip-Hop!

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What's the worst thing to do on Easter? Get Crucified

Edit: Yes risen on Easter, Crucified on Good Friday. Sorry...

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Which eggs are the best for Easter? Empty ones

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A dumb blonde, smart blonde, and the Easter Bunny are walking down the street. There is a $100 bill on the ground. Who picks it up? The dumb blonde. The other two are imaginary.

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What is springy and springy? the Easter Bunny

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