I remember being a kid and my parents filling my head with nonsense, like Santa, the Easter bunny and the Tooth Fairy. Well now that I’m older I don’t fall for that rubbish anymore, thank God.
Son: Why is my sister called Teresa?
Dad: Coz your mum loves Easter - it's an anagram
Son: Thanks dad
Dad: No problem Alan
I remember as a child my parents filling my head with nonsense such as the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus, and the Tooth Fairy. Now I dont believe in any of that made up rubbish, thank God.
I saw Batman leaving Church early on Easter It was the first time I had seen a Christian Bale
I remember being a kid and my parents filling my head with nonsense, like Santa, the Easter bunny, and the Tooth Fairy.
Well now that I’m older I don’t fall for that rubbish anymore, thank God.
Edit: Thanks for the elf. Are elfs real?...
If you have Alzheimer's, look on the bright side… …at least you can hide your own Easter Eggs.
I remember being a kid and my parents filling my head with nonsense, like Santa, the Easter bunny and the Tooth Fairy. Well, now that I'm older I don't fall for that rubbish anymore, thank God.
What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water? It’s going to take a while to get me hard. I just got layed by some chick.
As kids, we were gullible enough to believe in fictional characters we never see like Santa and the Easter Bunny. As adults, we know better... Thank God.
As a child my parents used to tell me about the Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy and Santa I dont believe in those stories anymore, thank GOD
What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water? It’s going to take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by some chick.
"Dad, why is my sister Teresa called Teresa?"
"Well, son, your mum loves Easter and Teresa is an anagram of Easter and so we named her Teresa"
"No problem, Alan"
So a kid wants to color Easter Eggs.
"Mom, want to color eggs with me?"
"No, I'm tired, maybe next week."
"Dad, want to color eggs with me?"
"No, son, you can get me a beer though."
Kid thinks to himself, (damn, looks like I'm going to dye alone.)
“Dad, why is my sister named Teresa?”
“It’s because your mom loves Easter and Teresa is an anagram of it.”
“No problem, Alan!”
Son: Mom, why is my sister called Teresa?
Mom: Because Teresa is an Anagram of Easter and we love Easter!
Son: Oh I see. Thanks mom!
Mom: My pleasure Alan.
What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water? Its gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by some chick.
"Hey dad why is my sister called Teresa?"
"Because your mom loves Easter and it's an anagram for Easter."
"No problem Alan."
How does the Easter Bunny keep his ears standing straight up?
He uses Hare Spray...
(Ill see myself out)
There are 3 perks of having Alzheimer
1. You can make new friends every day.
2. You can look for the Easter eggs you hid yourself.
3. You can make new friends every day.
Easter this year is April Fools Day Just remember that so you don't fall for any crazy stories like people coming back from the dead.
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Where you left him.
I got this from an Easter cracker. It was pretty dark for Easter which made me laugh even harder.
I met my town's bishop at Easter mass today but I think he might be an imposter... ... he didn't move diagonally
Doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news…"
The bad news is that you have Alzheimer's.
The good news is now you can hide your own Easter eggs!
Arnold Schwarzenegger joined an Easter egg hunt but didn't find any eggs. His secretary asks "Does this mean you hate Easter now?"
He shakes his head and responds:
"I still love Easter baby."
A boy asks his dad...
Boy: Why is my sister named "Teresa"?
Dad: "Teresa" is an anagram for Easter and your mom really loves Easter
Boy: Thanks dad
Dad: You're welcome, Alan
Son: Dad, why is my sister called Teresa?
Dad: Because you mother loves Easter and Teresa is an anagram of Easter.
Son: Thanks Dad.
Dad: No problem Alan.
Who is the odd one out between.... Santa Claus, the Easter bunny, Bill Cosby and the tooth fairy? The Easter bunny, the rest only come when you are sleeping.
What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water? Gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by a chick.
I think if women really got to know me they’d find my personality a lot like a chocolate Easter bunny. On the outside sweet but Hollow and disappointing on the inside.
A little boy asks his Dad.....
"Dad. Why is my sister called Teresa?"
"Well, son. Your mother loves Easter and Teresa is an anagram of Easter."
"Oh, I see! Thanks, Dad!"
"No problem, Alan!"
When I grew up my parents always told me about the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy... Now that I'm older I don't believe in any of that made up nonsense, thank God!!!
What is the difference between a dead body and an Easter egg?
One is buried in a casket while the other is carried in a basket
P.s Got it from BoJack Horseman
A boy runs up to his dad and says "Why did you call my sister Teresa?" "Well son, you see Easter is your mum's favourite thing and it's an anagram. Why do you ask Alan?"
Easter is the holiday where we celebrate the resurrection of our Lord and savior: The Easter Bunny
Hard to really appreciate the joy of Easter when I’ve already been eating chocolate for 27 days straight Happy Easter!
We all need to celebrate Easter by having a special holiday meal.... A peter bunny and jelly.
Where does Quentin Tarantino hide his Easter eggs?
In his movies
Alt. Punchline, Inglorious Baskets. Hoppy Easter yall!
What do you get when you pour boiling water into a rabbit hole?
Hot cross bunnies!
Happy easter everyone
I want to find someone to blame for Easter and all the stores being closed
So I tried blaming Christians but no, it wasn't right
Then the Romans, but I think I am being judgemental
Then I read about the Jews and it pretty much nailed it.
Do to covid-19 the format of this year's Easter egg hunt has changed. Instead of trying to find eggs in a garden, everyone will be trying to find eggs in a grocery store.
an attempted Easter punny how do you socially distance from the Easter Rabbit? by a hair'sbreadth
What's the difference between Don Trump praying on Easter Sunday, and Don Trump praying on election night? On election night he'll mean it.
A chocolate Easter Bunny and me being alone on lockdown have one thing in common... We both are hollow inside.
My dad in North Carolina asked me if I'd be able to fly home from New York for Good Friday....
I told him I couldn't because of the big storm.
We're being told to stay home this Easter because of COVID-19 because "COVID-19 doesn't take a holiday" But it's taken a cruise...
How can the Easter bunny afford so much candy? It's so rich that all of its meals are 24 karat
Pope Francis has cancelled the Easter events this year due to COVID-19. I guess he’s just gonna Passover it this year.
What's the three best things about Alzheimer's? 1. You get to hide your own Easter eggs. 2. You get to meet new people everyday.
There is 3 great things about having dementia:
1. You get to hide your own Easter eggs
2. You meet new people every day
3. You get to hide your own Easter eggs
My friend always takes a a bunch of molly during the weeks leading up to Easter He’s a lent roller
Greek Easter is a week later to give them time to prepare all the food. Most people consider it a crucifixion, to Greeks it’s just another hummus side.
I saw Arnold Schwarzenegger eating a chocolate egg.
I said to him “ I bet I know what your favourite festival is “
He replied “Have to love Easter baby”
Why is Sunday afraid of Easter?
Because Easter falls on Sunday!
Courtesy of my eight year old daughter! Is this a joke anyone’s heard? She says she invented it but man... that’s very clever. I’m a proud papa.
A few days late...
This past weekend Easter has just occurred.
For all the women that 'had their time' during Easter.
Happy Easter Egg!