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Funniest Easter Jokes

Funny Easter Jokes
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Son: Dad, why is my sister named Teresa? Dad: She's named after something your mother loves, Easter! It's an anagram.

Son: Thanks dad.

Dad: No problem Alan.

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I saw Arnold Schwarzenegger eating a chocolate egg. I said to him, “I bet I know what your favorite Christian festival is.”

He said, “Have to love Easter, baby.”

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-Dad,why is my sister named Teresa? +Because your mother loves easter.Teresa is an anagram for Easter.


-Thanks Dad


+No problem,Alan.

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Son: Why is my sister called Teresa? Dad: Coz your mum loves Easter - it's an anagram

Son: Thanks dad

Dad: No problem Alan

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I accidentally drank the water we used to color eggs for Easter. I think I dyed a little inside.

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I saw Batman leaving Church early on Easter It was the first time I had seen a Christian Bale

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How do you make a blonde laugh at Easter? Tell her a joke at Christmas

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If you have Alzheimer's, look on the bright side… …at least you can hide your own Easter Eggs.

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What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water? It’s going to take a while to get me hard. I just got layed by some chick.

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What do you call a bunch of rabbits walking backwards? A receding hare line.

Happy Easter

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What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water? It’s going to take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by some chick.

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I saw Arnold Schwarzenegger eating a chocolate egg so I said to him, 'Which is your favourite Christian festival?'
He replied 'Have to love Easter, baby.'

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Why do easter eggs hide? Because they're little chickens.

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Boy asks his dad why his sister is called Teresa “Well son, it’s because your mother loves anagrams and she also loves Easter, Teresa is an anagram of Easter”


“Thanks dad”


“No problem Alan”

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"Why is my sister called Teresa?" "Because your mother loves Easter, it's an anagram."

"Oh, ok. Thanks Dad."

"No problem Alan."

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Dad... "Dad, why is my sister Teresa called Teresa?"

"Well, son, your mum loves Easter and Teresa is an anagram of Easter and so we named her Teresa"

"Thanks, Dad."

"No problem, Alan"

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A son asks his dad, "Why is my sister named Teresa?" "Because your mom loves Easter, and Teresa is an anagram for Easter."

"Thanks Dad!"

"You're welcome Alan."

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“Dad, why is my sister named Teresa?” “It’s because your mom loves Easter and Teresa is an anagram of it.”

“Thanks Dad!”

“No problem, Alan!”

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Son: Mom, why is my sister called Teresa? Mom: Because Teresa is an Anagram of Easter and we love Easter!

Son: Oh I see. Thanks mom!

Mom: My pleasure Alan.

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What's the best thing about having alzeimhers disease? You can hide your own easter eggs

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What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water? Its gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by some chick.

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"Hey dad why is my sister called Teresa?" "Because your mom loves Easter and it's an anagram for Easter."

"Thanks Dad!"

"No problem Alan."

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How does the Easter Bunny keep his ears standing straight up? He uses Hare Spray...

(Ill see myself out)

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There are 3 perks of having Alzheimer 1. You can make new friends every day.
2. You can look for the Easter eggs you hid yourself.
3. You can make new friends every day.

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Easter this year is April Fools Day Just remember that so you don't fall for any crazy stories like people coming back from the dead.

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You know what the best thing about Alzheimer's is? You can hide your own Easter eggs.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you left him.



I got this from an Easter cracker. It was pretty dark for Easter which made me laugh even harder.

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You know what's great about senility? You can hide your own Easter eggs.

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Doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news…" The bad news is that you have Alzheimer's.

The good news is now you can hide your own Easter eggs!

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Q: What's the good part about having alzheimer's? You can hide your own easter eggs.

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Did you hear Easter was cancelled? They found the body.

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Why is Sunday afraid of Easter? Because Easter falls on Sunday!

Courtesy of my eight year old daughter! Is this a joke anyone’s heard? She says she invented it but man... that’s very clever. I’m a proud papa.

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My grandpa has Alzheimer's. Easter is his favorite holiday. Because he can hide his own Easter eggs.

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Why did the doctor go to hospital on Easter? Because he was Sikh

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I’ve made a spreadsheet of all the things I’ll give up for Easter. It’s excel lent.

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My kid said I was like the Easter Bunny He stopped believing in me years ago

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The problem with Easter cakes Is that they take three days to rise.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger didn't get any eggs for easter. His secretary asked him: "Does this mean you hate easter now?"

He said: "Nah. I still love easter baby".

*(Reading out loud helps).*

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A dumb blonde, smart blonde, and the Easter Bunny are walking down the street. There is a $100 bill on the ground. Who picks it up? The dumb blonde. The other two are imaginary.

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On Easter, the Jews of the world... ...decorate the chickens

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I want to find someone to blame for Easter and all the stores being closed So I tried blaming Christians but no, it wasn't right

Then the Romans, but I think I am being judgemental

Then I read about the Jews and it pretty much nailed it.

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an attempted Easter punny how do you socially distance from the Easter Rabbit? by a hair'sbreadth

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My dad in North Carolina asked me if I'd be able to fly home from New York for Good Friday.... I told him I couldn't because of the big storm.

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Nor Easter

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We're being told to stay home this Easter because of COVID-19 because "COVID-19 doesn't take a holiday" But it's taken a cruise...

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What's the three best things about Alzheimer's? 1. You get to hide your own Easter eggs. 2. You get to meet new people everyday.

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What's the difference between a Halloween zombie and an Easter zombie? Well, there aren't many actually. For example, they both like *RawBits*.

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So to celebrate Easter today, I asked my parents to take us to Chick-Fil-A, since we hadn't eaten there in a long time.



Boy, were they in for a surprise.

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I made my family easter egg hunt easier this year for the kids. There are 20 eggs in the middle of the street.

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Easter is one of the few non-drinking holidays. Unless you have the right attitude and a can-do spirit.

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Is preparing for Easter proving to be difficult? You can make Easter easier... Just replace the “t” with an “i”

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It's official the Pope has canceled Easter. They found the body.

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What’s the biggest difference about Easter when it doesn’t fall on the 20th? The type of grass you fill the basket with

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I decided to teach my cousins a lesson about Easter and April Fools today... So I sent them on an easter egg hunt but didn't hide any eggs

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Of course Thomas was skeptical, why not? The first Easter was on April Fool's Day.

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A kid asks his father why he named his sister Teresa The Father says "I've named my kids after things that I love and Teresa is an anagram of Easter"

The kid with a smile says "That's really nice Dad"

The father says "Thanks Alan"

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What has big ears, brings Easter treats, and goes “hippity-THUD, hippity-THUD, hippity-THUD? The Easter Elephant.

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I think beliefs are the core of humanity... But really everyone needs to stop believing in silly things like: the Easter Bunny, or the Tooth Fairy, or communism.

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How do you make a chocolate omelette? With Easter Eggs!

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