How many super saiyans does it take to change a light bulb? Find out next time, on Dragon Ball Z!
I wanted to change my name to Dragon Ball Z...
My friend said, "Wow, that's a lot of papers you have to fill out!"
I said "Yeah, this isn't even my final form!"
The UK Government has decided to make LSD legal as a drug for weight loss It makes sense if you think about it. It's kinda hard to get to the fridge when there's a dragon guarding it...
Two Dragons walk into a bar
Dragon 1: It's hot in here
Dragon 2: Shut your mouth
(Jokes by Jimmy Carr)
Knock Knock. Who's there? Dragon Ball Z. Dragon Ball Z Who? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z
How many Super Sayains does it take to change a light bulb? Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!
Two Dragons walk into a bar
One dragon says, "It's hot in here".
"Shut your mouth", says the other dragon.
How many Dragon Ball Z episodes does it take to change a lightbulb? ***Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z***
Ok my 4 year old came up with this one, not sure he really understands how clever it is though... Why did the Dragon Cross the Road? He wanted to eat some chicken.
How many anime characters does it take to change a light bulb? Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z.
How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, but it’s gonna take about 5 episodes.
Another joke thread...What's your best: I'm as/so angry ________ (or variant) Here's mine: I'm more pissed off than a dragon trying to blow out birthday candles.
Did you know that LSD is a really effective weight loss drug? How are you supposed to eat if there’s a dragon guarding the fridge?
Did you know LSD can make you lose weight? Because you can't get to the fridge if there's a dragon guarding it.
A new study has shown LSD causes new users to lose weight. Obviously, You can eat while there's a dragon gaurding your fridge.
How many dragon ball characters does it take to change a light bulb ?
Only one... but it will take a few episodes.
~~The lightbulb saga~~
I met a girl who said she liked Imagine Dragons. I asked her if she could Imagine Dragon these nuts across her chin.
I asked my karate instructor if I'd ever be able to do a dragon punch. He said, "Suuuureyoucan!"
Some people say that Frieza was the best character in Dragon Ball Z, but... I think his brother was cooler.
What's the difference between a Dragon Ball Z episode and a Markiplier video? A *Dragon Ball Z* episode doesn't have as much screaming
I thought I'd lost my LSD at my Grans house.
I went around and asked her if she'd found a small see through bag when tidying up.
She told me she didn't have time to tidy up.
Not while she has to worry about that dragon guarding the fridge.
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- Granny, have you seen my pills? They are oval shaped with the initials "LSD" engraved on 'em.
- F*ck them, darling! Can't you see there is a dragon in our kitchen?!
Elon Musk is reported to have written a short joke on his Crew Dragon rocket I guess the real joke will be in the comets.
Now that I'm teaching my kids at home I've decided to teach them a trade and make use of all available internet content. They'll be excellent dragon trainers.
I thought of a new Urban Dictionary word... Commodal Dragon - a person who discards a lot of toilet paper into the commode, flushes the toilet, and overflows said toilet periodically.
My biochemistry professor told us to write, as an assignment, a 1000-words essay on acids... ...but I couldn't go past 100, though: my desk melted while my pen transformed into a dragon and flew away
What's the difference between a drag queen and a dragon queen? You stab a drag queen in the back...
Do you like pop music, like Imagine Dragons? Well imagine dragon these nuts across your chin.
How do you know if a dragon has been in your garden?
Your livestock are dead and your home is gone. It's not a joke. Dragons are no laughing matter.
You guys looking forward to watching dragons tonight? Me dragon DEEZ NUTZ 'cross yo face!!??!!
A komodo dragon works security cameras at a store for other komodo dragons. Mostly, he makes sure no other dragon is spying on the customers. He's a monitor monitor monitoring a monitor for monitoring monitors.
Interviewer: "Where do you see yourself in 5 years?"
Candidate: "Let me check my Jira backlog. Hang on.. Ok, on this page.. then this page.. 5 years.. hmm... It looks like I will be watching Dragon Ball Super 2."
What did the mystical fire breathing beast say when he was really tired getting out of bed? "Man, I'm really dragon this morning!"
How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to change a lightbulb? One, but it takes him ten episodes to do it.
How many Saiyans does it take to fix a lightbulb?
One...but it takes 3 episodes.
*find out in the next episode of Dragon Ball Z!*
Whats the difference between a Knight and Santa’s reindeer? The Knight is slayin the Dragon, and the reindeer are dragon the sleigh!
TIL that Funimation has an unreleased Dragon Ball Z episode where they just improved the whole script.
Oops. Wrong dub.
(Real oops. Meant to type improvised)