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Funniest Dragon Jokes

How many super saiyans does it take to change a light bulb? Find out next time, on Dragon Ball Z!

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I wanted to change my name to Dragon Ball Z... My friend said, "Wow, that's a lot of papers you have to fill out!"
I said "Yeah, this isn't even my final form!"

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The UK Government has decided to make LSD legal as a drug for weight loss It makes sense if you think about it. It's kinda hard to get to the fridge when there's a dragon guarding it...

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Two Dragons walk into a bar Dragon 1: It's hot in here
Dragon 2: Shut your mouth


(Jokes by Jimmy Carr)

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How many Saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb? Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dragon Ball Z. Dragon Ball Z Who? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z

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What do Bruce Lee and the Donkey from Shrek have in common? They have both entered the dragon.

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How many Super Sayains does it take to change a light bulb? Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!

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Two Dragons walk into a bar One dragon says, "It's hot in here".
"Shut your mouth", says the other dragon.

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How many Dragon Ball Z episodes does it take to change a lightbulb? ***Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z***

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Ok my 4 year old came up with this one, not sure he really understands how clever it is though... Why did the Dragon Cross the Road? He wanted to eat some chicken.

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How many anime characters does it take to change a light bulb? Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z.

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How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, but it’s gonna take about 5 episodes.

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What do you call Dragon with no silver? A dron

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How does Smaug copy files to a USB stick? Dragon drop

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Many Chinese restaurants have names like, Golden Palace, Golden Lotus, Golden Dragon... But mine is named after my favourite dish, Golden Retriever.

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Did you know that LSD is a really effective weight loss drug? How are you supposed to eat if there’s a dragon guarding the fridge?

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I'd hate to be a dragon. I'd get so angry trying to blow out my birthday candles.

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What's Hitler's favorite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue-Eyes White Dragon

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There I was, risking my life to save my girlfriend from a fire-breathing dragon!! And all she had to say was.. "You have a drug problem."

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Famous Last Words Post your own. I'll start-

"Nah, thats not a dragon"

"And it looks like clear skies over Hiroshima today"

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Did you know LSD can make you lose weight? Because you can't get to the fridge if there's a dragon guarding it.

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Why did Vegeta name his son Trunks? ...find out on the next episode of Dragon Ball Z

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What would be a great way to break the ice? An undead dragon

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Getting real sick of all the Dragon Ball Z references... Just Saiyan...

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A new study has shown LSD causes new users to lose weight. Obviously, You can eat while there's a dragon gaurding your fridge.

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My girlfriend smokes a lot, i call her the Dragon Because she doesn't exist

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My name is 'Piff The Magic Dragon'. You may have heard of my brother. Steve.

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Where do you get dragon milk? A cow with short legs!

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NOAH'S DIARY: Day 42... NOAH'S DIARY: Day 42
Dragon steak for lunch, and Unicorn pie for dinner.

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What do you call a dragon with cancer? A Chemododragon.

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What’s it called when you’re trying to recreate that moment of pure ecstasy from your first sushi experience? Chasing the Dragon... Roll

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You guys looking forward to watching dragons tonight? Me dragon DEEZ NUTZ 'cross yo face!!??!!

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What's the difference between a drag queen and a dragon queen? You stab a drag queen in the back...

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What happens when Smaug gets a cold and coughs up a hobbit? He becomes Dragon Ball Wheeze.

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I'm really bad at Dragon Ball Z jokes. I'm just saiyan.

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Dad joke: What did the sleepy dragon order at the steak house? A filet mignon.

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What do you call a dragon who writes for the Daily Mail? A why-oh-wyvern.

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Game of Thrones score update. Daenerys Targaryen has blown a 3-dragon lead.

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What more rare than a dragon? A rare dragon!

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Now that I'm teaching my kids at home I've decided to teach them a trade and make use of all available internet content. They'll be excellent dragon trainers.

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I thought of a new Urban Dictionary word... Commodal Dragon - a person who discards a lot of toilet paper into the commode, flushes the toilet, and overflows said toilet periodically.

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I watched all of Dragon Ball Z in half an hour. Because I skipped all the parts with screaming.

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