How many super saiyans does it take to change a light bulb? Find out next time, on Dragon Ball Z!
I wanted to change my name to Dragon Ball Z...
My friend said, "Wow, that's a lot of papers you have to fill out!"
I said "Yeah, this isn't even my final form!"
The UK Government has decided to make LSD legal as a drug for weight loss It makes sense if you think about it. It's kinda hard to get to the fridge when there's a dragon guarding it...
Two Dragons walk into a bar
Dragon 1: It's hot in here
Dragon 2: Shut your mouth
(Jokes by Jimmy Carr)
How many Saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb? Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!
Knock Knock. Who's there? Dragon Ball Z. Dragon Ball Z Who? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z
What do Bruce Lee and the Donkey from Shrek have in common? They have both entered the dragon.
How many Super Sayains does it take to change a light bulb? Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!
Two Dragons walk into a bar
One dragon says, "It's hot in here".
"Shut your mouth", says the other dragon.
How many Dragon Ball Z episodes does it take to change a lightbulb? ***Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z***
Ok my 4 year old came up with this one, not sure he really understands how clever it is though... Why did the Dragon Cross the Road? He wanted to eat some chicken.
How many anime characters does it take to change a light bulb? Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z.
How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, but it’s gonna take about 5 episodes.
What do you call Dragon with no silver? A dron
I'd hate to be a dragon. I'd get so angry trying to blow out my birthday candles.
How does Smaug copy files to a USB stick? Dragon drop
Many Chinese restaurants have names like, Golden Palace, Golden Lotus, Golden Dragon... But mine is named after my favourite dish, Golden Retriever.
Did you know that LSD is a really effective weight loss drug? How are you supposed to eat if there’s a dragon guarding the fridge?
What's Hitler's favorite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue-Eyes White Dragon
There I was, risking my life to save my girlfriend from a fire-breathing dragon!! And all she had to say was.. "You have a drug problem."
Famous Last Words
Post your own. I'll start-
"Nah, thats not a dragon"
"And it looks like clear skies over Hiroshima today"
Did you know LSD can make you lose weight? Because you can't get to the fridge if there's a dragon guarding it.
Why did Vegeta name his son Trunks? ...find out on the next episode of Dragon Ball Z
What would be a great way to break the ice? An undead dragon
Getting real sick of all the Dragon Ball Z references... Just Saiyan...
A new study has shown LSD causes new users to lose weight. Obviously, You can eat while there's a dragon gaurding your fridge.
My girlfriend smokes a lot, i call her the Dragon Because she doesn't exist
Where do you get dragon milk? A cow with short legs!
My name is 'Piff The Magic Dragon'. You may have heard of my brother. Steve.
What is similar between Jon Snow and The Night King? They have both speared a dragon.
NOAH'S DIARY: Day 42...
NOAH'S DIARY: Day 42
Dragon steak for lunch, and Unicorn pie for dinner.
How do you get dragon milk? You get cow with short legs
How many Saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb? (Dragon Ball Z) Just one, but it takes a whole season.
What do you call a dragon with cancer? A Chemododragon.
What do you call a Chinese woman with no legs? Dragon lips
A man walks up to Ryu
"Can I see your famous Rising Dragon Fist?"
What happens when Smaug gets a cold and coughs up a hobbit? He becomes Dragon Ball Wheeze.
You guys looking forward to watching dragons tonight? Me dragon DEEZ NUTZ 'cross yo face!!??!!
What’s it called when you’re trying to recreate that moment of pure ecstasy from your first sushi experience? Chasing the Dragon... Roll
What more rare than a dragon? A rare dragon!
Now that I'm teaching my kids at home I've decided to teach them a trade and make use of all available internet content. They'll be excellent dragon trainers.
I thought of a new Urban Dictionary word... Commodal Dragon - a person who discards a lot of toilet paper into the commode, flushes the toilet, and overflows said toilet periodically.
What's the difference between a drag queen and a dragon queen? You stab a drag queen in the back...
Game of Thrones score update. Daenerys Targaryen has blown a 3-dragon lead.
What do you call a dragon who writes for the Daily Mail? A why-oh-wyvern.
What does a Chinese dragon have around its head? A chow mein
Dad joke: What did the sleepy dragon order at the steak house? A filet mignon.
What do you call a large Irish lizard using a urinal? Commode O'Dragon
I'm gonna call today Smaug Because it is dragon.
What's a dragon's favorite snack? Fire Crackers!
What reptile spends the most time in the bathroom? A Commode-o dragon.
Make a Wish... I would hate to be a dragon. I’d get so angry and frustrated trying to blow out my birthday candles.
TIL that Funimation has an unreleased Dragon Ball Z episode where they just improved the whole script.
Oops. Wrong dub.
(Real oops. Meant to type improvised)
I'm really bad at Dragon Ball Z jokes. I'm just saiyan.
What's the best part about Dragon Ball Z? Find out in the next episode of Dragon! Ball! Z!
where do you get dragon milk? from a cow with short legs
What is hitlers favorite yugio card? The blue eyes white dragon
I watched all of Dragon Ball Z in half an hour. Because I skipped all the parts with screaming.