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Funniest Native American Jokes

Funny Native American Jokes
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Why do Native Americans hate snow? Because it's white and settles on their land.

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Why do native Americans hate April? Because April showers bring May flowers and Mayflowers bring white people

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Why did the Native American sleep in the hotel lobby? He didn't have a reservation.

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I was viewing a house being sold by a native american i asked him if it came with running water,

He said 'no, get your own wife'

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Why do Native Americans hate snow? Because it's white and on their land.

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I once went to a Native American restaurant but was turned away. They told me it was reservation only.

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Why don't native Americans like snow? Because it's white and all over their land.

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Why does the Native American always get a table at the nicest restaurants? He has a reservation.

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Why are Native Americans the most successfull strippers? Because when they dance, they make it rain.

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Why do Native Americans hate April? April showers bring may flowers. And may flowers bring white people

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As soon as the native american saw snow, he frowned and said I don't like the snow. It's white and it's on my land.

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Why didn't the native Americans go out to dinner? They lost their reservations.

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A Native American tribe are looking for buffalo to hunt. As they travel along, one member puts his ear to the ground for a moment and then says: “Buffalo come.”

The chief asks “How can you tell?”

The man replies “Sticky ear.”

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Why were Native Americans here first? They had reservations.

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Why do Native Americans hate snow? It's white and it's all over their land.

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Why don't Native Americans like to do rain dances in April anymore? April showers bring Mayflowers.

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Why do native Americans hate the snow? Because it's white, and it's on their land.

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Do you know why native Americans hate snow?..... Because it's white and on their land.

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Why are native americans the best strippers? Because when they dance they make it rain.

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A buffalo hunter and a Native American guide One day when they were hunting the guide stopped, put his ear to the ground and listened, then said "Buffalo come"

The hunter asked "How can you tell"

The guide replied "Ear sticky"

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What does a Native American Biologist live in? ATP

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Did you hear about that Native American who drank ten cups of tea one night? They found him dead the next day in his teepee

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Did you hear about the Native American who drank 1000 glasses of tea? He drown in his tea pee.

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Never be racist towards Native Americans. They will Sioux you.

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Did you hear about the native American who tried to beat the world record for drinking the most tea? The next day he was found dead in his tea pee

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So Land O’Lakes got rid of the Native American on their package... ...But kept the land. Sounds oddly familiar.

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Hear about the Native American who died from drinking too much tea before bed? He drowned in his teepee.

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Why were Native Americans the first ones in America? Because they had reservations

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Did you hear about the Native American who tried to break the world's record for drinking tea? They found him dead in his Tee Pee.

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What month do Native Americans hate the most? April. April showering bring May flowers. Mayflowers bring the pilgrims.

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US has serious problem with illegal immigrants. If you don’t believe me ask any Native American.

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Advice from an old native American hunter: Never go hunting for buffalo with a dull spear, it is pointless.

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All the good restaurants are racist. Apparently they only serve native americans, because every time I ask for a table they tell me I need to have a reservation.

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Why are native Americans such good strippers? Every time they dance they make it rain.

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Two Native Americans walk into a restaurant... The concierge asks, "Do you have reservations?" One of the guys replies, "Yes; mine is in Oklahoma and his is in Arizona."

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A buffalo hunter hired a Native American guide One day while they were hunting the guide stopped, put his head to the ground and listened, then said "Buffalo Come".

The hunter asked "How can you tell?"

The guide replied, "Ear sticky".

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Did you hear about the Native American who died by drinking tea? He drowned in his tea pee.

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What do you call it if you were to second guess your decision to book time at a native american community? That's a reservation reservation reservation.

(Credit to Brian Regan)

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What do you call karaoke being sung by a Native American? Cheraokee.

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Why don’t Native Americans like snow? Because it’s white and it’s on their land

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The Lone Ranger and Tonto find themselves surrounded by hostile native Americans. The Lone Ranger turns to Tonto and says what are we going to do? Tonto looks at him and says, what do you mean we, pale face?

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How did the Pioneers inadvertently infect Native Americans? In their COVID wagons.

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Man walks in to a restaurant with his family. He goes to speak to the waiter. Man: Hello we have a reservation. Waiter: That's good for the native Americans.

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A Native American Buys a bag of mulch The Home Depot employee asks "so what're you planning to do with the mulch?"

The Native American says "nothing, I'm just buying my land back one bag at a time."

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What did Michael Jackson say when he found out he had Native American DNA? Cherok-hee-hee!!

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Do you know why native americans hate airports? They are full of landing strips.

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People really don’t make too many Native American jokes anymore That’s probably because people don’t want to give up their reservation.

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Did you hear about the Native American who drank too much tea? He drowned in his tea pee

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I explained to a girl in my class that I am Indian She responds by saying “wow I’ve never met a Native American before!”....

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We all know about mohawks, but what was the most popular facial hair style for native Americans? A pachy beard

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What do you call an elderly native American prostitute? Its an old Indian trick,

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What is a Native American's favorite food and travel show? No Reservations

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I was at the park watching two Native Americans smoke ciggaretts for a few hours together. That was one long conversation.

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Why did the Alaskans start listening to Native American folk music? No one really knows, they’re just really Inuit.

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What do a homeless Native American and a hotel with no business have in common? No reservations.

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What brand of routers & switches do Native American indians use for computer networking on the reservation? **TP-Link** mostly, but occasionally they use **Buffalo**....

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A Native American pregnant woman walks into a room Her grandfather, the chief, stares at her womb and greets her saying "Hao" she replies "I don't know how, but I know who!"

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An Italian man was having trouble growing his beard. So he did some research and found out he was native American.

So now when asked about his beard he says
"Eh.. It's just apache"

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This Native American guy claimed I was insensitive to his culture, saying I've never walked a mile in their shoes. I asked What are you going to do? Sioux me?

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What do Native Americanas Say after a Break-up Bros Before Navajos...

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Why is Columbus a slang term for cocaine in Native American communities? Because it's white and kills them.

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