So Land O’Lakes got rid of the Native American on their package... ...But kept the land. Sounds oddly familiar.
Did you know “Vegetarian” is a Native American word?
It means “Lousy Hunter”
I am Native American and this joke has been told to me a couple of times. Thought I’d share.
Why do Native Americans hate snow? Because it's white and settles on their land.
Why do native Americans hate April? Because April showers bring May flowers and Mayflowers bring white people
Why did the Native American sleep in the hotel lobby? He didn't have a reservation.
I was viewing a house being sold by a native american
i asked him if it came with running water,
He said 'no, get your own wife'
I was buying a house from a Native American the other day
I asked him if it came with running water,
He said 'get your own damn wife'
Native Americans are all pissed that we took their land when they were here first... ..but we made reservations.
Why do Native Americans hate snow? Because it's white and on their land.
Why don’t Native Americans like snow? Because it’s white and settles on their land.
I once went to a Native American restaurant but was turned away. They told me it was reservation only.
Why don't native Americans like snow? Because it's white and all over their land.
Why do Native Americans hate snow? Because it's white and it settles on their land.
Why does the Native American always get a table at the nicest restaurants? He has a reservation.
Since it's so close to Thanksgiving, remember this
Give a man some corn, he eats for a day. Teach a man to grow corn, he kills you and steals your land!
Happy Thanksgiving from your friendly, neighborhood Native American!
Why are Native Americans the most successfull strippers? Because when they dance, they make it rain.
Why do Native Americans hate April? April showers bring may flowers. And may flowers bring white people
As soon as the native american saw snow, he frowned and said I don't like the snow. It's white and it's on my land.
Why didn't the native Americans go out to dinner? They lost their reservations.
A Native American tribe are looking for buffalo to hunt.
As they travel along, one member puts his ear to the ground for a moment and then says: “Buffalo come.”
The chief asks “How can you tell?”
The man replies “Sticky ear.”
Why were Native Americans here first? They had reservations.
Why do Native Americans hate snow? It's white and it's all over their land.
Why don't Native Americans like to do rain dances in April anymore? April showers bring Mayflowers.
Why do native Americans hate the snow? Because it's white, and it's on their land.
Why do native Americans hate the snow? ...because it is white and settles all over their land.
Do you know why native Americans hate snow?..... Because it's white and on their land.
A buffalo hunter and a Native American guide
One day when they were hunting the guide stopped, put his ear to the ground and listened, then said "Buffalo come"
The hunter asked "How can you tell"
The guide replied "Ear sticky"
Why are native americans the best strippers? Because when they dance they make it rain.
What does a Native American Biologist live in? ATP
Did you hear about that Native American who drank ten cups of tea one night? They found him dead the next day in his teepee
Did you hear about the Native American who drank 1000 glasses of tea? He drown in his tea pee.
Never be racist towards Native Americans. They will Sioux you.
Did you hear about the native American who tried to beat the world record for drinking the most tea? The next day he was found dead in his tea pee
Hear about the Native American who died from drinking too much tea before bed? He drowned in his teepee.
Why were Native Americans the first ones in America? Because they had reservations
Whats the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels is still killing Native Americans
Did you hear about the Native American who tried to break the world's record for drinking tea? They found him dead in his Tee Pee.
What month do Native Americans hate the most? April. April showering bring May flowers. Mayflowers bring the pilgrims.
An indian (native American) drank 50 cups of tea. Next day they found him dead in his tea pee.
What is it called when you're having second thoughts about booking a room at a Native American casino? A reservation reservation reservation.
Why do Native Americans hate snow? Because they’re white and they’re on their land.
The Lone Ranger and Tonto find themselves surrounded by hostile native Americans. The Lone Ranger turns to Tonto and says what are we going to do? Tonto looks at him and says, what do you mean we, pale face?
Why don't Native Americans like snow? Because it's white and on their land.
How did the Pioneers inadvertently infect Native Americans? In their COVID wagons.
Vegetarian An old Native American term meaning "lousy hunter".
Why do Native Americans hate rainy weather in April? Because April showers bring Mayflowers.
Why don't Native Americans do rain dances in April? Because April showers bring May flowers and May flowers bring white men.
Have you heard of the Native American who drank 40 gallons of tea? He was found dead in his teepee.
an old one but a good one.
Why don’t native Americans like April?
Because April showers bring May flowers and Mayflowers bring Pilgrims and genocide.
What do you call a Native American ghost who plays accordian? Polkahauntus
My favorite native american restaurant is shutting down. They didn't get enough reservations.
Did you know that it's dangerous to drink a lot of tea?
A Native American did this once and drowned in his Tea Pee.
Not my joke but thought it was funny.
Man walks in to a restaurant with his family. He goes to speak to the waiter. Man: Hello we have a reservation. Waiter: That's good for the native Americans.
Why do the Native Americans hate when white people ask to use their WiFi? They're taking all their LAN!
A cowboy enters an outhouse and hears a noise down the hole
He looks down it and notices a Native American
He yells down “How long have you been down there!”
The Indian responds: “Many moons... many... many moons”
What do Native Americans call vegetarians? One who is bad at hunting
Have you heard the one about the shy Native American? He was quite reserved.
Have you heard about that new Native American rapper? He calls himself Li’l Bighorn.
What do you call a Native American who cooks? A Sioux Chef
A Native American Buys a bag of mulch
The Home Depot employee asks "so what're you planning to do with the mulch?"
The Native American says "nothing, I'm just buying my land back one bag at a time."
Interviewer: "What is your spirit animal?"
"My spirit animal is not having one because I'm not Native American and I haven't been on a spirit journey.
What you mean is 'what is your fursona?'."
What did the colonist say when the Native American wouldn’t let him use their land? *cough*
What type of cars do Missionaries think Native Americans drive? Convertibles
Did all Europeans give Native Americans smallpox on purpose? Or is that a blanket statement?
What did Michael Jackson say when he found out he had Native American DNA? Cherok-hee-hee!!
WHY do you NEVER see Native Americans at nice restaurants? White men took their reservations..
Do you know why native americans hate airports? They are full of landing strips.
People really don’t make too many Native American jokes anymore That’s probably because people don’t want to give up their reservation.
I hooked up with a very promiscuous native American. I think I now understand why they call him "fire snake"
I have a friend who's half black & half native American... His name is Sitting In Jail
Did you hear about the Native American who drank too much tea? He drowned in his tea pee
What do you call a Native American nymphomaniac? Spread Eagle
I explained to a girl in my class that I am Indian She responds by saying “wow I’ve never met a Native American before!”....
The Mormon Prophet has banned Tomb Raider games... ...apparently they have fake Native American history in them that doesn't revolve around Native Americans being a lost tribe of Israel.
People are saying that Disney’s Peter Pan is racist against Native Americans. How?
We all know about mohawks, but what was the most popular facial hair style for native Americans? A pachy beard
Why do Native Americans hate April showers? Because April showers bring Mayflowers and Mayflowers bring white people.
So I talked to a Native American today and asked how he likes to be addressed. You know Native American, First American, Indian? He prefers Original Owner.
What do you call a concern about a specific time you may have booked on Native American property? A reservation reservation reservation.
What did native Americans use to blow their nose? Their tee-pee
What do you call a Native American cook? A Sioux chef
Amazeballs is millennial for "cool", But it's also Native American for "hush puppies".
Why was the Native American pissed at the maître d’? He gave his reservation to a white man
Anyone heard of the fugawee native american tribe? Famous for being terrible navigators, would climb the highest mountains where ever they would travel, look around and yell "where the fugawee!!"
"I'm proud to be black" said the black man.
"I'm proud to be brown" said the Mexican man.
"I'm proud to be yellow" said the Asian man.
"I'm proud to be red" said the Native American.
"I'm proud to be white" said the racist.
What do you call an elderly native American prostitute? Its an old Indian trick,
I met a Native American fan of Styx the other day. We talked for a bit, and he had to leave. I realized I didn't know his name. So I asked, and he told me he was called "Tecumsehlaway".
Why do Native Americans hate snow? Because it’s white and it’s on their land
What is a Native American's favorite food and travel show? No Reservations
What kind of facial hair does a teenage Native American have? Apache beard
Why did the Alaskans start listening to Native American folk music? No one really knows, they’re just really Inuit.
Did you hear about the Native American who died by drinking tea? He drowned in his tea pee.
Whats the difference between a Yankee and Native American? If you stick a feather in a Yankee's hat, you have to call it macaroni.
My Native American girlfriend cheated on me. Turns out she was a Navaho
What do you call a native american pirate? An eyepache
What do you call a heterosexual Native American? Straight savage, my dude.
Did you hear about the Native American who drank 200 cups of tea? He nearly drowned in his own tea pee.
What do a homeless Native American and a hotel with no business have in common? No reservations.
All the good restaurants are racist. Apparently they only serve native americans, because every time I ask for a table they tell me I need to have a reservation.
My wife's native american name is "3 horses" nag nag nag
Native American run deep in my bloodline. That’s why I can’t grow facial hair. I have Apache beard.