So Land O’Lakes got rid of the Native American on their package... ...But kept the land. Sounds oddly familiar.
Did you know “Vegetarian” is a Native American word?
It means “Lousy Hunter”
I am Native American and this joke has been told to me a couple of times. Thought I’d share.
Why do native Americans hate April? Because April showers bring May flowers and Mayflowers bring white people
I was viewing a house being sold by a native american
i asked him if it came with running water,
He said 'no, get your own wife'
I was buying a house from a Native American the other day
I asked him if it came with running water,
He said 'get your own damn wife'
Native Americans are all pissed that we took their land when they were here first... ..but we made reservations.
I once went to a Native American restaurant but was turned away. They told me it was reservation only.
Why does the Native American always get a table at the nicest restaurants? He has a reservation.
Since it's so close to Thanksgiving, remember this
Give a man some corn, he eats for a day. Teach a man to grow corn, he kills you and steals your land!
Happy Thanksgiving from your friendly, neighborhood Native American!
Why are Native Americans the most successfull strippers? Because when they dance, they make it rain.
Why do Native Americans hate April? April showers bring may flowers. And may flowers bring white people
As soon as the native american saw snow, he frowned and said I don't like the snow. It's white and it's on my land.
A Native American tribe are looking for buffalo to hunt.
As they travel along, one member puts his ear to the ground for a moment and then says: “Buffalo come.”
The chief asks “How can you tell?”
The man replies “Sticky ear.”
Why don't Native Americans like to do rain dances in April anymore? April showers bring Mayflowers.
Why do native Americans hate the snow? ...because it is white and settles all over their land.
A buffalo hunter and a Native American guide
One day when they were hunting the guide stopped, put his ear to the ground and listened, then said "Buffalo come"
The hunter asked "How can you tell"
The guide replied "Ear sticky"
Did you hear about that Native American who drank ten cups of tea one night? They found him dead the next day in his teepee
Did you hear about the Native American who drank 1000 glasses of tea? He drown in his tea pee.
Did you hear about the native American who tried to beat the world record for drinking the most tea? The next day he was found dead in his tea pee
Hear about the Native American who died from drinking too much tea before bed? He drowned in his teepee.
Whats the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels is still killing Native Americans
Did you hear about the Native American who tried to break the world's record for drinking tea? They found him dead in his Tee Pee.
What month do Native Americans hate the most? April. April showering bring May flowers. Mayflowers bring the pilgrims.
The Lone Ranger and Tonto find themselves surrounded by hostile native Americans. The Lone Ranger turns to Tonto and says what are we going to do? Tonto looks at him and says, what do you mean we, pale face?
Why don't Native Americans do rain dances in April? Because April showers bring May flowers and May flowers bring white men.
Have you heard of the Native American who drank 40 gallons of tea? He was found dead in his teepee.
an old one but a good one.
Why don’t native Americans like April?
Because April showers bring May flowers and Mayflowers bring Pilgrims and genocide.
My favorite native american restaurant is shutting down. They didn't get enough reservations.
Did you know that it's dangerous to drink a lot of tea?
A Native American did this once and drowned in his Tea Pee.
Not my joke but thought it was funny.
Man walks in to a restaurant with his family. He goes to speak to the waiter. Man: Hello we have a reservation. Waiter: That's good for the native Americans.
Why do the Native Americans hate when white people ask to use their WiFi? They're taking all their LAN!
A cowboy enters an outhouse and hears a noise down the hole
He looks down it and notices a Native American
He yells down “How long have you been down there!”
The Indian responds: “Many moons... many... many moons”
A Native American Buys a bag of mulch
The Home Depot employee asks "so what're you planning to do with the mulch?"
The Native American says "nothing, I'm just buying my land back one bag at a time."
Interviewer: "What is your spirit animal?"
"My spirit animal is not having one because I'm not Native American and I haven't been on a spirit journey.
What you mean is 'what is your fursona?'."
WHY do you NEVER see Native Americans at nice restaurants? White men took their reservations..
People really don’t make too many Native American jokes anymore That’s probably because people don’t want to give up their reservation.
I hooked up with a very promiscuous native American. I think I now understand why they call him "fire snake"
I explained to a girl in my class that I am Indian She responds by saying “wow I’ve never met a Native American before!”....
The Mormon Prophet has banned Tomb Raider games... ...apparently they have fake Native American history in them that doesn't revolve around Native Americans being a lost tribe of Israel.
We all know about mohawks, but what was the most popular facial hair style for native Americans? A pachy beard
Why do Native Americans hate April showers? Because April showers bring Mayflowers and Mayflowers bring white people.
So I talked to a Native American today and asked how he likes to be addressed. You know Native American, First American, Indian? He prefers Original Owner.
What do you call a concern about a specific time you may have booked on Native American property? A reservation reservation reservation.