Man who run behind car get exhausted
But man who run in front of car get tired.
Confucius Say It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve a problem without violence.
Let's hear some Confucius Jokes
Confucius says woman that keeps soap on top shelf will jump for joy.
Confucius Say Confucius say: Man who run behind bus get exhausted. Man who run in front of bus get tired.
Confucius say lucky girl is girl who meet boy in park and lucky boy is boy who park meat in girl
What would Confucius say about errors made in elevators? He who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels.
Confucius say: It is good if boy meets girl in park... It is better if boy parks meat in girl.
Confucius says, that it is good to meet girl in park... ...but it is better to park meat in girl
From the book I'm reading: Confucius Say: Man who run in front of speeding car get tired. Man who run behind speeding car get exhausted.
Confucius say man who stand in front of car get tired... ...and man who stand behind car get exhausted.
Confucius say "He who run in front of car get tired..." "...But he who run in back of car get exhausted"
Confucius says - He who goes to bed with itchy butt
Wake up with stinky fingers.
Just remembered this from when I was 13
Confucius say, man who fall over book case...
...gets the sore arse.
Edit: actually made this up years ago for my kids
Ouch, that smarts Confucius say, man who go through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
Confucius say - To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
Confucius Say . . .
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Stabbing a man with a spoon is pointless.
I heard this pitiful joke when I was a teen. Confucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up.
What's your favorite "cute" joke?
I.e. jokes that may make you laugh, but make you say "Awww" even more. The punchline is not shocking or hilarious, but cute.
E.g. The Confucius saying: Marriage like poker. You start with pair and end with full house.