Archaeologists recently discovered a tomb When they dug the remains up they saw that the skeleton had a fine layer of chocolate on it and after months of intense research they discovered that it was the remains of the famous Pharaoh Rocher.
A skeleton goes into a bar and the bartender asks,"What"ll it be Bones?"
The skeleton replies,"Two beers and a mop."
HAPPY HALLOWEEN ALL
My 82 year old Grandpa's favorite joke
A skeleton walks into a bar, sits down and says
"I'll have a beer and a mop"
A skeleton walks in to a pub... [Happy Hallowe'en!] A skeleton walks in to a pub and says "Bring me a beer and a mop."
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
He had no *body* to go with!!!
As told by a Professor, in a serious Aerospace class, reading off of Laffy Taffy.
Tried to cash in on this kid joke thing. My daughter is a disappointment. Why did the skeleton cross the road? He didn't because he doesn't have skin and he just fell apart.
My 9 year old daughter's joke
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts.
What do you call a blonde haired skeleton in the closet? Last year's Hide and Go seek champion.
Why wouldn't the skeleton ride any roller coasters? He just didn't have the stomach for them.
3 Jokes about bars:
A duck walks into a bar.
He says "Give me a beer. Put it on my bill."
A typewriter walks into a bar.
He says "Give me a beer. Put it on my tab."
A skeleton walks into a bar.
He says "Give me a beer. Uh, and a mop."
Why did the Skeleton turned down the chance to be a surgeon?? Because it didn't have the stomach for it.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had a boner
Why didn't the skeleton go to the prom? You might think it's because he has no body to go with, but in reality it's just because he's dead.
What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet? Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest
A skeleton walks into a bar
A skeleton walks into a bar and he asks the bartender for a beer.
The bartender asks the skeleton if he would like anything else with his beer
The skeleton replies: “yes I would like a mop please”
A skeleton decided not to go to his school dance He didn’t go since he had nobody to go with.
Do you want to see my skeleton collection? I currently only have 1, and I'm not looking to expand.
What did the skeleton say after meeting his arch nemesis? “I’ve got a bone to pick with you!”
A skeleton walks into a bar and orders and orders a drink and a mop. Can't remember where I heard it, but it's apparently a joke from Willie Nelson.
If you can have any dead person as a Quarantine roommate which one would you have? A: The one who is just a skeleton cause a decomposing corpse would make the whole house smell.
I just realized that the Black Pearl was undermanned... It was operating with a skeleton crew
My daughter wanted to tell a joke. She asked why the skeleton walked his skeleton dog. I said, "I don't know. But I bet it will be humerus!"
How did the skeleton know it was going to rain? Because he read the weather forecast you idiot
Request for a punchline
I'm not sure if this is the sub for it. Went through the rules but couldn't find anything on the matter.
So here goes.
Why did the skeleton carve the pumpkin?
A skeleton walks into a bar...
“I’ll have a beer and a mop, please”
“Yeah, it’s running right through me today”
Why did the skeleton go to the supermarket?
To get SPARE RIBS!
Happy Halloween to all the dad joke lovers out there!
Why didn't the skeleton like performing at the ghost theater? He was always boo-ed off stage. HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
All natural diets are great My friend started eating hemlock salads a few years ago and now he's practically a skeleton
“At least you’ll get baby-sized Halloween skeleton decor for free!” Was apparently not the right thing to say during my anti-vax neighbour’s kid’s funeral.
Two skeletons are fighting to the death. One falls down, and the other stands proudly before his fallen foe, with his magestic sword in hand. The fallen skeleton grins and yells: "You won't finish me. You don't have the guts to do it."
You go up to a mans house on Halloween to compliment his skeleton decorations He says thanks those were my kids