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I asked my wife to rate my listening skills and she said, “You’re an 8 on a scale of 10.” I still don’t get why she wanted me to urinate on a skeleton...

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Archaeologists recently discovered a tomb When they dug the remains up they saw that the skeleton had a fine layer of chocolate on it and after months of intense research they discovered that it was the remains of the famous Pharaoh Rocher.

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Why couldn't the skeleton hurt itself? Because it didn't have the nerves.

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What room can't a skeleton enter? The living room.

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A skeleton goes into a bar and the bartender asks,"What"ll it be Bones?" The skeleton replies,"Two beers and a mop."

HAPPY HALLOWEEN ALL

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My 82 year old Grandpa's favorite joke A skeleton walks into a bar, sits down and says

"I'll have a beer and a mop"

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What did the French skeleton say before he ate? Bone apetit

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Why didn't the skeleton like to dance? Because he had no body to dance with!

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A skeleton walks into a bar... Bartender: What’ll be?
Skeleton: Give me a beer and a mop.

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Why does the skeleton go to church? It keeps him on the straight and marrow.

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Why did the skeleton not go to prom? He had no *body* to go with!!!

As told by a Professor, in a serious Aerospace class, reading off of Laffy Taffy.

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What's a skeleton's least favourite room in a house? The living room

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What's a skeleton in a closet? A hide and seek winner.

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A skeleton walked into a bar A skeleton walked into a bar and asked for a beer.

And a mop.

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A skeleton walks into a bar... And askes for a beer and a mop.

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Tried to cash in on this kid joke thing. My daughter is a disappointment. Why did the skeleton cross the road? He didn't because he doesn't have skin and he just fell apart.

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What do you call a skeleton key? A Spookey

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Did you hear about the skeleton that couldn't go to the party? He had no body to go with.

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My 9 year old daughter's joke Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have the guts.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had crippling depression

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What do you call a blonde haired skeleton in the closet? Last year's Hide and Go seek champion.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer.... and a mop.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer and a mop.

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What so you call a corpse that won't admit it's own sexuality? A skeleton in the closet.

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How much does 2,000lbs of bone weigh a skeleton

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I asked my wife to rate my hearing skills She said " i think you are an 8 on a scale of 10".

I still don't know why she wanted me to urinate on a skeleton?

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Why wouldn't the skeleton ride any roller coasters? He just didn't have the stomach for them.

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3 Jokes about bars: 1.

A duck walks into a bar.

He says "Give me a beer. Put it on my bill."

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A typewriter walks into a bar.

He says "Give me a beer. Put it on my tab."

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A skeleton walks into a bar.

He says "Give me a beer. Uh, and a mop."

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Why didn't the skeleton go to homecoming? because he had no body to go with

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A skeleton goes into a bar... And orders a beer and a mop

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A skeleton went into a bar.. The bartender asks,"What'll be Bones?"

The skeleton replies,"Two beers and a mop."

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Skeleton molesters are a big problem There's nothing humerus about them

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A skeleton goes into a bar, orders a beer and a mop.

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Whwt do you call a skeleton's favourite singer? Pelvis Presley

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Skeleton walks into the bar He asks for a cup of water and a mop

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What do you call an Asian skeleton? Shin Bone

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What did the skeleton mafia boss say to the snitch? “I got a bone to pick with you!”

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Why was the skeleton sad at the holloween party Because he had no body to dance with

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What's the fastest way to make a skeleton? Put a leper in a wind tunnel

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What did the skeleton say to the thin man? I'm bonier than you

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What do u call a spoiled skeleton? Mommy’s bones

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what's a skeleton without its human? It's just a skeleton.

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Why did the skeleton have no date? He doesn't have a body

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Why didn't the skeleton like performing at the ghost theater? He was always boo-ed off stage. HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

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Halloween is a great time for comedy Because skeleton jokes are always humerus

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