What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common? They share the same middle name.
A little girl asks her grandad...
"Would you make a frog noise for me?"
The grandad, confused asks, "why?"
The little girl replies, "dad says when you croak we are all going to disneyland".
A little girl asks her granddad
"Would you make a frog noise for me"
Why, asks the granddad confused.
The little girl replies "Dad says when you croak we are all going to Disneyland"
Some species of frog can jump higher than a 3-story office building. It's because of their immensely powerful hind legs, and the fact that office buildings cannot jump.
Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70? Because every time she gets to 69 she gets a little frog stuck in her throat.
Why can’t miss piggy count to 100? Because when she reaches 69 she gets a frog in her throat.
Scientists tested a frog.
They cut off its legs and said "jump!"
The frog didn't jump.
Scientists therefore concluded that when frogs lose their legs, they become deaf.
What does a frog do with a piece of paper?
6 year old son just came up with this. I'm sure he's not the first to think of it, but he came up with it on his own and i got a good chuckle out of it. :)
Some species of frog can jump higher than three-story office buildings. It's because of their immensely powerful hind legs, and the fact that office buildings cannot jump.
A frog telephones a psychic hotline
and is told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."
"Great," says the frog, "Will I meet her at a party?"
"No," said the psychic, "Next year - in biology class."
Sesame Street never allowed Mrs. Piggy to count to 100. Everytime she made it to 69, she got a frog in her throat.
What's the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One goes "ribbit ribbit", the other goes "rub it rub it".
A little girl asks her grandpa, "Would you make a frog noise for me, Grandpa?"
The grandpa, confused, asks, "Why?"
The little girl replies, "Dad says when you croak we are all going to
A Rabbi walks into a bar with a frog on his shoulder...
The bartender asks, “Hey buddy, where did you get that?”
The frog responds, “Brooklyn, they’re all over the place!”
What’s the difference between a trombone player and a dead frog on the side of the road? The frog was probably headed to a gig.
What's the difference between a frog and a horny toad? The frog says ribbit ribbit while the horny toad says rubit rubit.
A lawyer walks into the doctor's with a frog on his head...
...The doctor says, "That's a nasty looking growth you've got there."
"I'll say." The frog replies. "It started out as a pimple on my arse!"
What's the difference between a frog and a horny toad? A frog goes "ribbit, ribbit" and a horny toad goes "rub it, rub it"
What did the frog call when it’s car broke down?
A toad truck!
My 6 year old told me this today and I wanted to share with you guys :)
Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 100?
Because every time she gets to 69 she gets a frog in her throat.
A frog finds a wishing well...
A frog finds a wishing well. A fairy comes out of it and it says it will grant the frog any wish.
He said that he wants a good job, a large vehicle, and many girls.
He now drives a Bus for a girls school.
I met a baby frog with a great grandfather that cam from Warsaw He said that made him a tad Pole
A man walks into a restaurant
He sits down and asks the waiter “Do you have frog legs”
The waiter said “Yes”
The man then says “Then go hop to the kitchen and get me a soup”
What do Kermit the Frog and Atilla the Hun have in common? They both have the same middle name.