Star Trek Jokes

Boy: Dad how come there are no Jews, Christians or Muslims in Star Trek? Dad: Cause it's the future son

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Funny Star Trek Jokes
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I accidentally went to Star Trek convention dressed as Chewbacca... It was a Wookie mistake

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Where do Star Trek fans work out? At the He's Dead Gym.

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What do toilet paper and The Star Trek Enterprise have in common? They both circle Uranus in search of Klingons.

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For Star Wars and Star Trek fans A stormtrooper and a red shirt are in a room.

The stormtrooper shoots the red shirt, but misses every shot.

The red shirt dies anyway.

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I tried to sneak into a Star Trek convention disguised as a Doctor. The Security Guard suspected I was not the Real McCoy.

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What does toilet paper and the Star Trek Enterprise have in common? They both circle Uranus looking for Klingons.

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I'm a guy who's into Star Wars, Star Trek and Doctor Who. Can you guess what I'm not into right now? A woman.

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How many ears do Star Trek fans have? 3, Right Ear, Left Ear and The Final Front-Ear.

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I accidentally went to my first Star Trek convention dressed as Chewbacca. Wookie mistake.

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My favorite joke of all time: What do Star Trek and toilet paper have in common? They circle Uranus looking for Klingons.

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I can't decide if I want to watch the original Star Trek of The Next Generation... I guess you could say I'm stuck between a Spock and a Picard place!

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Star Trek Discovery is going to have a female lead which will ruin the series. The male captains wandered around aimlessly getting into trouble.

She will just ask for directions and head straight to the destination.

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The original actor who played Captain Kirk tried to start a Star Trek themed line of women’s lingerie. But no one would invest in Shatner Panties.

(An oldie, but deserved a fresh posting)

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What did Star Trek teach millions of kids? To boldly split infinitives!

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Why did the trekkie spit out her latte at the Star Trek Convention? Cause William Shatner Coffee.

hahahha

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What does Star Trek and toilet paper have in common? They both travel around Uranus looking for Klingons.

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I just spent $100 on a limited edition DVD of Star Trek 2 Turns out the seller was a Kahn man

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I tried to sneak into the Star Trek convention as a doctor... The security guard suspected I was not the real McCoy.

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What's the connection between the Star Trek Enterprise and toilet paper? They both travel around Uranus looking for Klingons.

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I don't always seduce hispanic Star Trek fans... but when I do, I prefer dos Trekkies

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Why are there no Iraqis in Star Trek? Because it's set in the future.

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Why do Star Trek fans never grow out of it? They just Klingon to it

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Teacher said this one in class....Why are there no Muslims in Star Trek? Because it's the future.

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What did the Borg's existential brother say (Star Trek)? Existence is futile.

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A Star Trek forum exists where Trekkies can debate additions to the universe's lore. It's called Prose and Khans.

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What was the working title for Star Trek III: The Search for Spock? Finding Nimoy

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What do Star Trek and toilet paper have in common? They both collect strange Klingons around Uranus.

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Why do Trekkies never grow out of Star Trek? They always somehow just Klingon to it.

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You know why there are no Muslims in Star Trek? Because it's set in the future.

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I can't wait for Tarantino's Star Trek. We finally get to see Planet What.

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What have Star Trek and toilet paper got in common? They both fly around uranus looking for Klingon's

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A terrorist blows himself up at a Star Trek convention. It's a bit awkward five minutes later when he's meeting his 72 virgins.

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Why is it that Star Trek fans never seem to grow out of it? They just always Klingon to it

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Would you recommend the novelization of Star Trek II? I heard there was prose and Khans.

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Today US Lawmakers are considering using the "Star Trek" Vulcan hand sign as a greeting versus a handshake I thought about making a joke like this weeks ago, turns out lawmakers don't think it's funny either.

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