People should really stop making jokes about major tragedies. My Dad died on 9/11... He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia...
Propellers on small planes are actually used to keep the pilot cool. When it stops spinning, you can see the pilot start to sweat.
Did you know that an airplane's propeller is only a big fan and is there to keep the pilot cool?
Don't believe me?
Turn it off, and see how much the pilot sweats!
A propeller is actually just a big fan to keep the pilot cool... when it stops you can watch the pilot start sweating
Today was my first day as a pilot
I looked down nervously.
"What are all these buttons for?" I asked.
My co-pilot sighed.
"Those are to keep your shirt closed"
What did the Kamikaze pilot say to his students? Pay attention, I am only going to do this once.
If a female fighter pilot shoots down a lot of enemy airplanes, she might plausibly be called a heroine. But if she shoots up a lot of heroin, she will probably not be called an enemy airplane.
What's the difference between a Pakistani grade school and an Al-Qaeda training base? How am I supposed to know, I just pilot the drone
NBC is contemplating a new TV series titled "Airline Tragedies." They are putting the pilot together right now.
Why did the Asian pilot get arrested at the airport? TSA thought he said he was going to "pirate" the plane.
What's the difference between a terrorist and a five year old? I don't know, I just pilot the drone
A plane flies straight toward a mountain as pilot and co-pilot pull down on the control wheel with all their might The pilot yells "We'll never make it over that mountain" the co-pilot looks at him and says "Not with that altitude."
A pilot is making an announcement to his passengers "We got some good news, and some bad news. The good news is you guys will be on TV tonight!"
A plane gets hijacked by a couple of terrorists
The head terrorist is in the cockpit with the pilot. He demands that the pilot takes them to a free country or else the entire plane will blow up.
The pilot retorts: " This is an airliner, not a spaceship!"
Did you know... ...that the prop on the front of a plane is just a big fan to keep the pilot cool. When it stops, you can actully see the pilot sweating.
The propellor of a plane is actually a giant fan for the pilot When the fan stops, you can actually see the pilot start sweating
The pilot said,
"We are having engine trouble. Who here believes in the power of prayer?"
One man rose to his feet and said, "I do!"
The pilot said, "That is good because we are one parachute short."
What's the difference between a weapons factory and a Palestinian preschool? I don't know, I just pilot the drone.
Did you hear about the manned rocket that crashed shortly after launching from Alabama? All the system warnings went off, but for some reason the pilot could not abort.
I always wanted to be a pilot Until I saw my first porno. Since then I can't decide if I want to be a plumber, electrician or the cable repair guy.
A new pilot has his first day in a real cockpit and he asks the pilot... "Wow, there's so many buttons and switches. How do you remember what they all do?" The captain replies, "I don't, but for the love of God don't touch the dusty ones."
The propeller is just a big fan in front of the plane used to keep the pilot cool. When it stops, you can actually watch the pilot start sweating.
If Trump wins I'm leaving the country if Clinton wins I'm leaving the country Not a political post, I'm just a pilot so I always travel
The purpose of propellers on an aircraft are to fan the pilot. When they stop turning, the pilot starts sweating.
I felt like the plane was heading the wrong way... so I asked our pilot Yoda if we were going the right way to which he responded, "Off course we are!"
I'm making a new documentary series on how to fly an aeroplane We're currently filming the pilot
My interview for the position of a Kamikaze pilot today went pretty well. until I asked about the pension.
What is the difference between a pilot and a person with Alzheimer? What is the difference between a pilot and a person with Alzheimer?
You ever hear about the canine pilot from WWI? He got into a dog fight but thankfully he shook his tail.
A requirement to be a pilot is to be good at basic math So I asked a couple pilots what 300 + 90 was and they all said 30. I guess they are not that smart after all.
The pilot is screaming: We're gonna crash!
A woman rips her blouse off and screams: "I want to be a woman one more time!"
A man rips his shirt off his chest and yells to her: "Iron my shirt too!!"
My grandfather was in the air force in the Second World War, surviving over 30 combat missions in hostile airspace. He was by far the worst pilot of the entire Kamikaze corps.
Did you know that an helicopters propeller serves to keep the pilot cool? Because when it stops the pilot starts sweating.
Brace for impact
"We are all going to die"- pilot over intercom.
"All of us ,will die one day. No one knows when."
*Passengers sigh in relief
"But it would probably be after we crash into this mountain"
What's the difference between an ISIS compound full of terrorists and a grade school full of children? I don't know, I'm just the pilot
I hate when people joke about 9/11, my uncle died there He was the greatest pilot Saudi Arabia had seen in years
What is the similarity between a pilot and an air traffic controller? If the pilot screws up, the pilot dies. If the air traffic controller screws up, the pilot dies.
What is the purpose of the propeller on an airplane? To keep the pilot cool. If you don't think so, just stop it and watch him sweat!
My interview for the job as a kamikaze pilot went pretty good. Then I asked about the pension.
A pilot walks into a bar & asks for a packet of helicopter-flavoured crisps "Sorry" says the bartender, "We only have plane"
It's bad enough for someone to ask if there's a doctor onboard a plane. Imagine how it feels when someone's asking if there's a pilot on board.
"What is the propeller on the plane for?"
"It's to keep the pilot cool" said the flight instructor.
"I don't think so", replies the kid.
"If you take off the propeller you will see the pilot sweating"
After the helicopter crash. After the helicopter crash, the blond pilot was asked what happened. She replied, "It was getting chilly in there, so I turned the fan off."
Have you heard of the TV show about the airplane? It sorta crashed and burned, but I think its because the pilot wasn't very good.
That Military Documentary series on Japan in WW2 was really good... ...Unfortunately it never survived past the Pilot episode.
Air traffic control - Flight 417, please confirm your location, over Pilot - This is Flight 417, we are in the sky, over
A sitcom about a 9/11 hijacker was in the works for Comedy Central But it never made it past the pilot episode
After the helicopter crash, the blond pilot was asked what happened. She replied, "It was getting chilly in there, so I turned the fan off."
I'm making a TV show about the different roles people serve on aeroplanes. Wanna see the pilot episode?