Firefighter Jokes

Working at home sucks... ....if you’re a firefighter.

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My father always told me you gotta fight fire with fire Great guy, horrible firefighter.

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Why couldn't the Mexican be a Firefighter? Because he didn't know the difference between Jose and Hose B.

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Funny Firefighter Jokes
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What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons? José and Josb

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What did the pyromaniacs say when their kid told them he wanted to be a firefighter? *gasp* YOU'RE NOT ARSON ANYMORE

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons? José and Hose B

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his sons? Jose and Hose B

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The people you meet as a firefighter are really weird sometimes. I met this woman today who kept demanding I shave her baby.

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What did the Mexican firefighter call his two sons? José and Hose-B

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What did the Hispanic firefighter name his kids? José and Hose-B

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Hose A and Hose B

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If a firefighter has 2 eyes, then what does a ballerina have? Two, too

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What did the Mexican Firefighter name his two children? Jose and Hose B

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his two kids? Jose and Hose-B

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What do you call a mentally disabled firefighter? Flame retardant

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Working at home sucks. If you're a firefighter...

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Did you hear about the Japanese firefighter who changed careers to aviation in 1940? He went from hero to Zero.

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Working at home sucks... ...if you are a firefighter

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No one understands how important milliseconds are, better than volunteer firefighters It's the amount of time they have from meeting you, to telling you they are a volunteer firefighter.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons? Jose and Hose B.
It sounds better when said aloud.

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If a firefighter has two eyes, then what does a ballerina have...? Two, too

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his 2 sons? Jose and Josb

Joke my dad told me a long time ago, although I know he didn't create it

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The ladder A man was trapped in a burning building and a firefighter yelled through the window, "You have two possible exit points, this ladder or the stairs." The man chose the latter. He died.

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What did the firefighter pimp say when he walked into the club? Where my hose at?

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How can you tell someone’s a firefighter? Don’t worry, they’ll tell you.

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What is the Asian firefighter's favorite song? The Sound of Sirens

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My father wanted me to be a firefighter So he installed a brass pole from my bedroom to the living room. It didn't work. But my sisters both work at the Catwalk

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Milliseconds are important to volunteer firefighters. It's the amount of time they have in between meeting you, and telling you they are a volunteer firefighter.

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Did you hear about the Mexican firefighter's twin sons? He named them Hose A and Hose B.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his three children? Hose A, Hose B, and Hose C

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Where was the heroic firefighter buried? Under a pile of burning roof

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The Human Torch went on a date with a firefighter... but the firefighter wasn’t putting out that night, so he just had to go back home and torch himself.

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Why did the firefighter stop working? He got too burnt out

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A man with a nickname "Hot Fist" going to the burning house, extinguish the fire and save the family stuck inside the house And he is a firefighter.

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