Working at home sucks... ....if you’re a firefighter.
My father always told me you gotta fight fire with fire Great guy, horrible firefighter.
Why couldn't the Mexican be a Firefighter? Because he didn't know the difference between Jose and Hose B.
What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons? José and Josb
What did the pyromaniacs say when their kid told them he wanted to be a firefighter? *gasp* YOU'RE NOT ARSON ANYMORE
What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons? José and Hose B
What did the Mexican firefighter name his sons? Jose and Hose B
The people you meet as a firefighter are really weird sometimes. I met this woman today who kept demanding I shave her baby.
What did the Mexican firefighter call his two sons? José and Hose-B
What did the Hispanic firefighter name his kids? José and Hose-B
What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Hose A and Hose B
If a firefighter has 2 eyes, then what does a ballerina have? Two, too
What did the Mexican Firefighter name his two children? Jose and Hose B
What did the Mexican firefighter name his two kids? Jose and Hose-B
What do you call a mentally disabled firefighter? Flame retardant
Working at home sucks. If you're a firefighter...
Did you hear about the Japanese firefighter who changed careers to aviation in 1940? He went from hero to Zero.
Working at home sucks... ...if you are a firefighter
No one understands how important milliseconds are, better than volunteer firefighters It's the amount of time they have from meeting you, to telling you they are a volunteer firefighter.
What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?
Jose and Hose B.
It sounds better when said aloud.
If a firefighter has two eyes, then what does a ballerina have...? Two, too
What did the Mexican firefighter name his 2 sons?
Jose and Josb
Joke my dad told me a long time ago, although I know he didn't create it
The ladder A man was trapped in a burning building and a firefighter yelled through the window, "You have two possible exit points, this ladder or the stairs." The man chose the latter. He died.
What did the firefighter pimp say when he walked into the club? Where my hose at?
How can you tell someone’s a firefighter? Don’t worry, they’ll tell you.
What is the Asian firefighter's favorite song? The Sound of Sirens
My father wanted me to be a firefighter So he installed a brass pole from my bedroom to the living room. It didn't work. But my sisters both work at the Catwalk
Milliseconds are important to volunteer firefighters. It's the amount of time they have in between meeting you, and telling you they are a volunteer firefighter.
Did you hear about the Mexican firefighter's twin sons? He named them Hose A and Hose B.
What did the Spanish firefighter name his twin sons? Jose and Hose B
Being attractive is a requirement to become a firefighter... Because they turn the hoes on.
What did the mexican firefighter call his two sons? Hose A and Hose B
What did the Mexican firefighter name his three children? Hose A, Hose B, and Hose C
Where was the heroic firefighter buried? Under a pile of burning roof
Why did the firefighter stop working? He got too burnt out
The Human Torch went on a date with a firefighter... but the firefighter wasn’t putting out that night, so he just had to go back home and torch himself.
What did the Mexican firefighter name his children? Hose A and Hose B
A man with a nickname "Hot Fist" going to the burning house, extinguish the fire and save the family stuck inside the house And he is a firefighter.