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Funny Firefighter Jokes
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What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons? José and Josb

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The people you meet as a firefighter are really weird sometimes. I met this woman today who kept demanding I shave her baby.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons? José and Hose B

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his sons? Jose and Hose B

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What did the Mexican firefighter call his two sons? José and Hose-B

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What did the Hispanic firefighter name his kids? José and Hose-B

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Hose A and Hose B

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If a firefighter has 2 eyes, then what does a ballerina have? Two, too

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What did the Mexican Firefighter name his two children? Jose and Hose B

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his two kids? Jose and Hose-B

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What is a firefighter with no testicles? A cop.

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Did you hear about the Japanese firefighter who changed careers to aviation in 1940? He went from hero to Zero.

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Working at home sucks... ...if you are a firefighter

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons? Jose and Hose B.
It sounds better when said aloud.

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If a firefighter has two eyes, then what does a ballerina have...? Two, too

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The ladder A man was trapped in a burning building and a firefighter yelled through the window, "You have two possible exit points, this ladder or the stairs." The man chose the latter. He died.

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What did the firefighter pimp say when he walked into the club? Where my hose at?

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his 2 sons? Jose and Josb

Joke my dad told me a long time ago, although I know he didn't create it

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What do you call a firefighter not on the first floor of the fire station during an emergency? A part time stripper

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My father wanted me to be a firefighter So he installed a brass pole from my bedroom to the living room. It didn't work. But my sisters both work at the Catwalk

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A moth and a firefighter walk into a bar... It was alight.

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A Mexican Firefighter had two kids He named one Jose and the other Hose B

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What did the Mexican firefighter call his sons? Hose A, Hose B, and Hose C

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TIL... Tomorrow I learned that Steve Buscemi was a volunteer firefighter on Sep....

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How did the firefighter lose his job? He got fired.

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How do you know if a firefighter is at your party? They will tell you.

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What does a mexican firefighter call his 2 kids? Jose and Hose B

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his two children? Hose A and Hose B

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Why did the firefighter remove the calendar from a burning house? To save the date!

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What did the Spanish firefighter name his twin sons? Jose and Hose B

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What did the mexican firefighter call his two sons? Hose A and Hose B

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From a firefighter Why do donuts have holes in them?

So cops can see when they drive.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Hose A and Hose B

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Fight fire with fire Said the worst firefighter ever.

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A firefighter had two sons he named them Hose A and Hose B

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his three children? Hose A, Hose B, and Hose C

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What's Jean Claude van Damme name after failing firefighter test? Jean Claude Notre Dame

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Why did the firefighter stop working? He got too burnt out

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his children? Hose A and Hose B

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Working at home sucks Paul, firefighter

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The Human Torch went on a date with a firefighter... but the firefighter wasn’t putting out that night, so he just had to go back home and torch himself.

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Where was the heroic firefighter buried? Under a pile of burning roof

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