What language is most commonly used in programming? Profanity.
What do you call a Russian that enjoys programming? Computin.
A guy and a girl are in the same programming class..
Out of nowhere, the guy reaches over and grabs the girl's breast.
Disturbed, the girl looks at the guy and says "What are you doing!? Those are private!"
He only states "How is that? We're in the same class."
Einstein famously said that insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. But doing the same thing over and over again and actually getting a different result - that's called Computer Programming.
My girlfriend told me I care more about my programming job than about her. I told her she is the #1 thing I care about.
I watched so many programming tutorial videos in college My inner monologue started developing an Indian accent
Programming jokes are fun... ... but only when executed properly.
Why are blind people bad at programming? Because they can't C
Once you stop doing functional programming... You never return
I was blind, so my friend suggested me to learn programming. Now I csharp.
Why did Johnny fail his programming class? His mom kept telling him to do his homework, "No ifs, ands, or buts!"
The two most difficult things in programming... The two most difficult things in programming are memory management, naming things, and off by one errors.
I just started going for a sniper training course My trainer told me that sniping is like programming, you gotta C#.
What programming language do they use in Star Wars? JawaScript
What programming languages would we use if C didn't exist? Ans: PASAL, OBOL and BASI
If my wife thinks I'm obsessed with programming, she's crazy. Endif
I took a programming class in high school I got a C++
Why is programming in Django hard? You can only use two fingers on your left hand.
I almost bought a huge library out of old computer programming books... ...but the ascii price was way too high.
A programming genius named Sewter
Built a limerick-writing computer
The metre was fine
And the rhymes quite divine
But for some reason it always got the last line wrong
I'm so good at programming I don't even need to test before I ship code.
Sent my program last week and haven't heard of any problems since!
Junior Helicopter Auto-Pilot Software Developer
I like my women like I like my programming languages. Visual and basic
Programming takes time. Just remember... Chrome wasn't built in a day
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
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A programming joke There are three hard problems in computer concurrency. science. Cache invalidation, naming things, off-by-one errors, and
I took a programming class. I should have gotten a B- But the instructor gave me a C++
Why can’t orphans watch PBS? It’s all family-friendly programming.
A buddy and I are in the same programming class
My friend starts writing down a note
I look at it
He says "Hay! That note is private"
I respond "But we are in the same class"
How do you convert Spanish programming into English? Yes++
I didn't do very good in my programming class last year... I got a C++.
I'm trying to teach my cat Java programming... But he keeps complaining about a NullLaserPointerException.
Hey girl are you a programming language? Because you are BASIC
What is the most commonly used language in computer programming? Foul
So basically i was programming when
I tried to execute it, it said error on line 347.
But my code had only 346 lines.
What do you call a programming boxer? Mike Python
You have to think about programming the same way you think about men. It won’t do it unless you tell it to.
Why will childrens programming never show ghostly pollinators? Because they are Boo Bees.
I need glasses when programming because I can’t C#.