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Funniest Hillary Jokes

Did you hear that NYC paid Hillary Clinton $2,000,000 as a consultant for New Years Eve? They wanted an expert on dropping the ball at the last second.

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Your parents in 1996: Don't trust ANYONE on the Internet. Your parents in 2017: Freedom Eagle dot Facebook says Hillary invented AIDS.

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They should build the wall with Hillary's emails Because nobody can get over them.

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Donald Trump said if I voted for Hillary Clinton I'd have a President constantly under Federal investigation. I did and we do.

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Your parents in 1996: "Don't trust ANYBODY on the internet!" Your parents today: "Freedom Eagle dot facebook says Hillary invented AIDS."

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Apparently Monica Lewinsky won't be voting for Hillary Clinton this election She says the last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth

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If Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are in a boat and it capsizes. Who survives? America.

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So the American people's choices for President will apparently be either Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton. That is the joke. There's no punchline here.

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There is still hope for for Hillary Clinton Nelson Mandela became President after 27 years in prison.

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Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are in a plane crash. Who survives? America.

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If Hillary Clinton won she would’ve been the first F president. I didn’t say female because someone deleted the emale.

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If Trump and Hillary are both drowning and you could only save one... What type of sandwich would you make?

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Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump? Because orange is the new black.

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Now I'm not saying I'm a good businessman But I spent $534 million less than Hillary Clinton to not become President.

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What's Hillary Clinton's favorite Christmas carol? Depends, what is yours?

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Why does Hillary Clinton have two Ls in her first name? 1 for 2008, 1 for 2016

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I really think Hillary Clinton will be the first f president Oops. I meant female but the emale got deleted

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What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and an acronym? An acronym stands for something

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How many Hillary Clinton supporters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They prefer to be left in the dark.

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Trump should build that wall out of Hillary's emails since it seems no one can get over them.

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If Hillary wins, I'm moving to... Benghazi. At least I know there, she'll leave me alone

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Hillary Clinton will potentially be the first f***** president. I wrote female, but apparently someone deleted the email

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To Hillary supporters, don't give up hope! Nelson Mandela served 27 years in prison before becoming President.

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This speech will be very hard for Hillary Clinton... She isn't getting paid for it

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Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton and Jeb Bush jump of a bridge. They do a race who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society

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Monica Lewinsky has released the following statement on Hillary Clinton's run for the American Presidency: "I will not vote for Hillary Clinton. The last Clinton Presidency left a very bad taste in my mouth."

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What's Hillary's favorite pizza place? Little Seizures


Edit: credit to Joe Biggs @rambobiggs

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What does Hillary Clinton say when she's unhappy at a restaurant? Can I have a different server?

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What did Hillary Clinton do when her email was hacked? She asked Donald Trump to build a firewall.

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Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump walk into a debate... America says, "What is this, a joke?"

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If Hillary Clinton was elected, she would have been the first f president. I would say female, but the emale got deleted.

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Voting for Hillary because of her political experience is like... Hiring Hitler as a birthday magician because he made 6,000,000 people disappear.

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Obama used the race card. Hillary used the woman card. America used the Trump card.

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Monica Lewinsky says she won't endorse Hillary for president... "The last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in my mouth"

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Did you read the joke Hillary emailed to Obama? [deleted]

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What does Hillary Clinton's presidency and Bill Clinton's presidency have in common? They were both ruined by weiners.

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Why isnt Monica Lewinsky voting for Hillary? The last Clinton left a bad taste in her mouth.

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What do you call Trump and Hillary buried up to their necks in sand? Progress

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If Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, and Bernie Sanders were stuck on an island, who would survive? America

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Guess What Happened To Hillary Clintons Emails! \[Removed\]

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Hillary Clinton should’ve been the first F president. Sorry, I meant female, but the emale got deleted.

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Hillary Clinton should have been the first F president. Sorry, I meant female, but the emale got deleted.

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I thought up a good band name last night. Hillary and the Emails. Would be HYUUUGE in 48% of the US.

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Despite the fact she is a Democrat, Monica Lewinsky decided to vote for Trump in the last election... ....she said to her friend, "I'd like to vote for Hillary, but the last Clinton left a very foul taste in my mouth."

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Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are sitting in a boat. The boat sinks. Who survives? America.

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Revamped Reagan/Churchill-Gorbachev marathon joke. Trump, Hillary, and Putin ran a marathon.
Trump wins, Putin finished last.

US newspapers: Hillary finished second.

Russian newspapers: Putin won.

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I don't think Putin won a fair election Hillary won the popular vote

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In 2016, Obama left Trump and Hillary as the 2 choices for president. Thanks, Obama.

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Nobody's happier about hurricane Irma than Hillary Clinton and Al Gore It's the only reason their books are flying off the shelves in Florida.

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I once went to dinner with Hillary Clinton, but the waiter never came to our table. I guess it was a secret server.

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Why is Hillary just an "f"? Because she deleted the "emale"

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Trump and Hillary walk into a bar... It'd been set pretty low. (See: /r/jokes since the election ended.)

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Russia admitted today to hacking the DNC in an attempt to get Donald Trump elected They went on to say that they decided not to take any action, however, once they saw Hillary Clinton's campaign strategy.

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Hillary Clinton and Michelle Obama are running for president in 2020 Honestly...

It's black and white

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Hillary was running as Democrat and her campaign really blue over.

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What did Monica say to Hillary before Election Day? Don't blow it

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What did Hillary say when she bumped into Barack Obama at the White House? Pardon me.

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Trump and Hillary are in a plane crash. Who survives? America

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I like my women like Hillary Nasty and exposed !

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Trump and Hillary fall into the water. Who will be rescued? America.

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Cheer up Hillary Clinton. Nelson Mandela wasn't elected president, until after serving 27 years in prison.

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What does Bill Clinton's presidency and Hillary Clinton's future presidency have in common? Weiners got them both in trouble but in the end nobody really cared.

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With Trump and Hillary being the candidates, I think we know who will win... Dave.

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What do you call a Liberal dilemma? Snowden hacking Hillary's files.

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Trump is too politically incorrect, Hillary is too politically correct Yet they're both incorrect for politics

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Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are in a car. The car crashes. Who survived? *America.*

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Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, and Ted Cruz are left on a deserted island, Who survives? America.

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Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are on a boat Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are on a boat. The boat sinks. Who survives?

America.

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Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump Are Sinking On A Cruise Ship, Who Survives? America

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Why won't Monica Lewinsky be voting for Hillary? Because the last Clinton presidency left a very bad taste in her mouth.

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Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are running for Presidency. Who will win? Certainly not the people.

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Why did Bill Clinton say NO to testosterone meds? He was afraid of ending up like Hillary.

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What bill is supported by Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, Ted Cruz, and Bernie Sanders? The dollar bill

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Monica Lewinsky will not be voting for Hillary.. The last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth.

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