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Funniest Cow Jokes
What do you call a cow with 3 legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Yo momma.
What do you get when you cross a cow and an octopus? A reprimand from the Scientific Ethics and Integrity Committee and an immediate withdrawal of your grant funding.
What’s the difference between a cow and the crucifixion? You can’t milk a cow for 2,000 years.
What does the narcissistic cow say?
"Meeeeee!"
I wrote this.
I'm now a comedy writer.
You are welcome.
What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus? A visit from the Scientific Professional Ethics Committee and immediate withdrawal of your grant funding.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef! What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Lean beef!!!!! What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mom.
One cow asks another cow, “Are you afraid of mad cow disease?” The other cow says, “Why should I be? I’m a helicopter.”
Teacher: "Kids, what does the fluffy chicken give you?"
Students: Eggs!
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pink pig give you?"
Students: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Students: "Homework!"
Teacher: "What can you get from a chicken?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground Beef
What do you call a cow with 3 legs?
Lean Beef
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Your mother
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Lean beef. What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Yo mama
What's the difference between a cow and the Trump-Russia controversy? You can't milk a cow 24/7 for six months straight.
When I was a kid, I loved milk so much that I said I was going to marry a cow
Took me a good few years to realise why my father used to tell me, “You probably will...”
edit: I wish it weren’t true
There are two cows standing in a field.... The first cow says to the other, “I was artificially inseminated this morning.” The second cow replies, “No way, I don’t believe you.” The first says, “It’s true, no bull.”
Two cows are standing in a field.
One cow says, “Man that mad cow disease sure is scary isn’t it?”
The other responds, “Yea it is, thank god I’m a helicopter.”
My friend lives in Colorado and wanted to start growing weed on his cow farm. I told him it wasn’t a good idea. The steaks would be too high.
Teacher :)
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"
Two cows were talking in a field.. One said to the other, "Have you heard about that mad cow disease?" The other says, "Yeah, good thing we're penguins".