My girlfriend convinced me that certain aquatic mammals don't exist right before she broke up with me. She left me in otter disbelief.
I'm going to combine my interests of taxidermy and bomb making by making you an otter you can't defuse.
What's the difference between an otter and a navy aircrewman? At least the otter knows he's not a seal.
I’m writing a children’s book about a female otter that goes to college. It’s called Alma Otter’s alma mater.
I'm going to combine my hobbies of taxidermy and bomb making And make you an otter that you can't defuse.
I went to the zoo today....
only to find out that some aquatic mammals had escaped.
It was otter chaos.
What did the sea otter say to the fish sunning himself on a white towel at the beach? What's up my nigiri?
Where do otters come from?
[credit goes to Anne Carson, or wherever she heard it]
What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months? I think we should sea otter people.
An otter was ripping out his hair in frustration. He was sent to Hogwarts, because he was Hair-rip otter.