Did you hear that some aquatic mammals escaped from the zoo? It was otter chaos!
What's the difference between an otter and a navy aircrewman? At least the otter knows he's not a seal.
I'm going to combine my interests of taxidermy and bomb making by making you an otter you can't defuse.
Why did the otter want to work at NASA? So he could go to Otter Space.
I get beavers and similar animals mixed up. I otter know better.
Beaver curry
A Canadian is showing his English friend around his hometown.
Canadian: "Have you ever tried beaver curry?"
Englishman: "Beaver curry,!?"
Canadian: " Yeah, it's like normal curry, but just a bit otter."
A husband and wife are driving home and run over a otter. They get out and find its still breathing but freezing cold. The husband says "Put it between your legs to warm it up" Wife replies "But its all wet and it stinks!" Husband says "Well hold its nose!".
I'm going to combine my hobbies of taxidermy and bomb making And make you an otter that you can't defuse.
I’m writing a children’s book about a female otter that goes to college. It’s called Alma Otter’s alma mater.
What do you call a maternal Turkish robot water weasel? An Ottoman otter-mom automaton.
what do you call it when a lady mammal that enjoys swimming a lot, who has an unattractive twin sister, fires a gun at one of her gym buddies who also happens to work with clay as their profession? hotter water otter daughter shot her potter spotter
What animal would you most like to be on a cold day? A little otter
I went to the zoo today....
only to find out that some aquatic mammals had escaped.
It was otter chaos.
Why did the sea otter break up with his girlfriend? He wanted to sea otter people.
Why did the seal cross the bay? To get to the otter side!
I used to have 2 pets, but one sadly drowned One couldn't swim, the otter could.
My girlfriend convinced me that certain aquatic mammals don't exist right before she broke up with me. She left me in otter disbelief.
Where do otters come from?
Otter space.
[credit goes to Anne Carson, or wherever she heard it]
What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months? I think we should sea otter people.
What does a shaved otter look like?
Odder...
Sorry
Why did the otter cross the road? To say "hello from the otter side"
Why did the otter cross the river? To get to the otter side
What did the sea otter say to the fish sunning himself on a white towel at the beach? What's up my nigiri?
You know, Pokemon are ODDISH!!! But sea mammals are OTTER!!!!
Have you ever tried beaver curry? It’s just like a regular curry but a little otter!
An otter was ripping out his hair in frustration. He was sent to Hogwarts, because he was Hair-rip otter.
What do you call a semiaquatic, furry little animal than never amounted to anything in it's life? An *otter* failure (I'll see myself out)
Why did the Otter collect parts for his spaceship? So he could go to otter space.
What did the otter sing after his break up? Alanis Morrisette "you otter know"
What does an otter have that a beaver does not? Otter parts.