Hilarious Pickle Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Pickle Jokes

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Why couldn't the pickle leave the bar? Because the door was ajar!

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What do you call a pickle that always has the same routine Typickle!

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What do you get when you cross a pickle with a deer? A dill doe.

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I think my wife is going to bake me some pickle bread! She just got home with a big box and said she would surprise me tonight with her new dill dough.

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I got a free pickle It was a helluva dill.

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What do you call a female deer that hangs out outside of a pickle factory? A dill-doe

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I got fired from the pickle factory for putting my finger in the pickle slicer. ....she got fired too.

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What do you say to a pickle in the morning? Rise and Brine!

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Whats the difference between a pickle and a chick pea ~~I’ve never had a pickle on my chest before~~
The texture

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A pickle walks into a casino and sits down at a card table He says “Dill me in”

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how do you make pickle bread? with dill dough

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What do you call a pickle you buy at a great price? A sweet Dill!

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Pickle joke I was walking down the street eating my tiny pickle.

And someone bumped into me, knocking it out of my hand.

He apologized and I told him "it's not a big dill."

Thank you:)

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What do you made pickle bread out of? Dill dough

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What do you get when you combine a pickle and a deer ? A dill doe

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What did the pickle say to the lemon? I relish our time together

I'll see myself out

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What did the pickle do when it won the championship? He just stood there to relish the moment.

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Why are hot pickle buns so popular in polish women's prisons? They're made out of dill dough.

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A cucumber made a deal with the devil. He is quite in a pickle now.

Source: Stole it.

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I'm like a jumbo kosher pickle Guess you could say I'm a pretty big dill.

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A cucumber made a dill with the devil. He's in quite a pickle now.

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What flavor of chips do the citizens in the Elder Scrolls like the most? Cyrodiill Pickle

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Did you hear about the new pickle flavored bread? So since Pickle flavor is in style now with sonics new pickle juice shake, I think I'm going to launch a line of pickle flavored pastry. I'm going to call it Dilldough.

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Why is pickle flavored bread so satisfying? Because it's made with a dill dough.

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What do you call it when a pickle makes a mistake? A dill d'oh

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I don't get why pregnant women crave pickles. A pickle is what got them pregnant in the first place.

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Today, I got into a fight with my GF, so in a rage she told me to shove a sweet-and sour pickle up my butt.. But it was a dill though...

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I met a giant pickle today. It was kind of a big dill.

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How do you make a hamburger laugh? Pickle it gently.

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? Come on in the water's brine!

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My pickle order was totally under-cooked. It was really a raw dill.

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What’s black, white, green, black and white Two skunks fighting over a pickle

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Just came back from the state fair and saw the world's smallest pickle It was no big dill

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Scientists have invented a super sized pickle It's a pretty big dill

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Why did the pickle stop being a contortionist? It was to cucumbersome.

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What did the giant pickle say to sound modest? I’m kind of a big Dill.

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My girlfriend really enjoyed the pickle bread I baked... I used a dill dough

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I’m in a pickle Let me out

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You hear about that crazy pickle who thought he was a flower? What a daffy dill!

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What's another name for a loaf of pickle bread? Dilldough!

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New Pickle Jokes

I ate a pickle .... It tasted sweet
So I gave to my sister who says it's salty
So.....

I guess I'm dillusional

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Got trapped inside a gherkin for a while... I was really in a pickle

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What do you call a sour pickle? Pickle soup

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Do you know how to make pickle bread? You have to use Dill-dough

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I once got lost in a pickle Museum. It was a pretty *jarring* experience.

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What do you call a pickle you cant turn down? A good dill.

(Dad joke my buddy came up with who doesn't have kids. Best read out loud).

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How do you make pickle bread? Dildough.

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Did you hear about the ant that fell asleep in a cucumber? When he woke up he was in a pickle

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How do you make pickle bread? You use dill dough

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What does a pickle jar and your mom have in common? I banged them both on the kitchen bench

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A friend asked me for advice on how to avoid the extreme Rick and Morty fanboys. I said: "I'm sorry, I can't help you out of this pickle Rick."

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Everyone at the giant fruit & vegetable competition was amazed by how big my prized pickle was It was a big dill

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I asked my wife if she would make pickle bread She said how do you make that?
I said it's easy, you just use dill dough.

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What do you use to make pickle bread? Dill Dough

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Some people say cucumbers are a fruit, while others say they are a vegetable. It's a pickle alright.

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I have a friend who worked at a pickle factory He got fired for putting his finger in the pickle slicer...

She got fired too.

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Son: Don’t forget the pickle it’s kind of a big Dill Dad: I really relish these moments

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How do lesbians make pickle bread? They use dil-dough.

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What do you get when you cross a pickle and a deer? A dill-doe!

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I recently won 1st place at the state fair for having the largest pickle It was a pretty big dill

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Ever heard of the pickle deer? She's a dill doe

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What did the happy pickle say to the other pickle? I'm really relishing this moment.

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What do you call a pickle on sale? Dill

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What do you call a slice of a pickle that's not an edge slice? A mid-dill slice

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A baseball player got caught in a pickle yesterday... I heard it was a really big dill.

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Have you heard of a Trump Salad? It's Russian dressing with a little pickle

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Yea, I'm the pickle you've all heard about. I'm a pretty big dill.

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Today's Lunch Special: Trump Sandwich White Bread

Full of Baloney

w/ Russian Dressing

and a Small Pickle

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Never forget the pickle on your burgers It's kind of a big dill

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What do you call a pickle sandwich that's a scientist? Dill Rye

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What do you call a pickle on sale? A sweet Dill.

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Dill with it Did you hear about the pickle who was overworked?

He was Gerhkin 9-5.

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What do you call a Ethiopian with a pickle on his head? A quarter pounder.

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Pickle bread How do you make pickle bread?

You use dill dough.

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What's the main ingredient when making pickle bread? Dill dough.

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What's green and has wheels? A Pickle and I lied about the wheels.

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I'm in a pickle and I don't know how to dill with it

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My friend was fired for sticking his finger in the pickle slicer again the other day Don't worry they fired her too

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