Why couldn't the pickle leave the bar? Because the door was ajar!
What do you call a pickle that always has the same routine Typickle!
What do you get when you cross a pickle with a deer? A dill doe.
I think my wife is going to bake me some pickle bread! She just got home with a big box and said she would surprise me tonight with her new dill dough.
I got a free pickle It was a helluva dill.
What do you call a female deer that hangs out outside of a pickle factory? A dill-doe
I got fired from the pickle factory for putting my finger in the pickle slicer. ....she got fired too.
What do you say to a pickle in the morning? Rise and Brine!
Whats the difference between a pickle and a chick pea
~~I’ve never had a pickle on my chest before~~
A pickle walks into a casino and sits down at a card table He says “Dill me in”
how do you make pickle bread? with dill dough
What do you call a pickle you buy at a great price? A sweet Dill!
I was walking down the street eating my tiny pickle.
And someone bumped into me, knocking it out of my hand.
He apologized and I told him "it's not a big dill."
What do you made pickle bread out of? Dill dough
What do you get when you combine a pickle and a deer ? A dill doe
What did the pickle say to the lemon?
I relish our time together
I'll see myself out
What did the pickle do when it won the championship? He just stood there to relish the moment.
Why are hot pickle buns so popular in polish women's prisons? They're made out of dill dough.
A cucumber made a deal with the devil.
He is quite in a pickle now.
Source: Stole it.
I'm like a jumbo kosher pickle Guess you could say I'm a pretty big dill.
A cucumber made a dill with the devil. He's in quite a pickle now.
What flavor of chips do the citizens in the Elder Scrolls like the most? Cyrodiill Pickle
Did you hear about the new pickle flavored bread? So since Pickle flavor is in style now with sonics new pickle juice shake, I think I'm going to launch a line of pickle flavored pastry. I'm going to call it Dilldough.
Why is pickle flavored bread so satisfying? Because it's made with a dill dough.
What do you call it when a pickle makes a mistake? A dill d'oh
I don't get why pregnant women crave pickles. A pickle is what got them pregnant in the first place.
Today, I got into a fight with my GF, so in a rage she told me to shove a sweet-and sour pickle up my butt.. But it was a dill though...
I met a giant pickle today. It was kind of a big dill.
How do you make a hamburger laugh? Pickle it gently.
What did the pickle say to the cucumber? Come on in the water's brine!
My pickle order was totally under-cooked. It was really a raw dill.
What’s black, white, green, black and white Two skunks fighting over a pickle
Just came back from the state fair and saw the world's smallest pickle It was no big dill
Scientists have invented a super sized pickle It's a pretty big dill
Why did the pickle stop being a contortionist? It was to cucumbersome.
What did the giant pickle say to sound modest? I’m kind of a big Dill.
My girlfriend really enjoyed the pickle bread I baked... I used a dill dough
I’m in a pickle Let me out
You hear about that crazy pickle who thought he was a flower? What a daffy dill!
What's another name for a loaf of pickle bread? Dilldough!
I ate a pickle ....
It tasted sweet
So I gave to my sister who says it's salty
I guess I'm dillusional
Got trapped inside a gherkin for a while... I was really in a pickle
What do you call a sour pickle? Pickle soup
Do you know how to make pickle bread? You have to use Dill-dough
I once got lost in a pickle Museum. It was a pretty *jarring* experience.
What do you call a pickle you cant turn down?
A good dill.
(Dad joke my buddy came up with who doesn't have kids. Best read out loud).
How do you make pickle bread? Dildough.
Did you hear about the ant that fell asleep in a cucumber? When he woke up he was in a pickle
How do you make pickle bread? You use dill dough
What does a pickle jar and your mom have in common? I banged them both on the kitchen bench
A friend asked me for advice on how to avoid the extreme Rick and Morty fanboys. I said: "I'm sorry, I can't help you out of this pickle Rick."
Everyone at the giant fruit & vegetable competition was amazed by how big my prized pickle was It was a big dill
I asked my wife if she would make pickle bread
She said how do you make that?
I said it's easy, you just use dill dough.
What do you use to make pickle bread? Dill Dough
Some people say cucumbers are a fruit, while others say they are a vegetable. It's a pickle alright.
I have a friend who worked at a pickle factory
He got fired for putting his finger in the pickle slicer...
She got fired too.
Son: Don’t forget the pickle it’s kind of a big Dill Dad: I really relish these moments
How do lesbians make pickle bread? They use dil-dough.
What do you get when you cross a pickle and a deer? A dill-doe!
I recently won 1st place at the state fair for having the largest pickle It was a pretty big dill
Ever heard of the pickle deer? She's a dill doe
What did the happy pickle say to the other pickle? I'm really relishing this moment.
What do you call a pickle on sale? Dill
What do you call a slice of a pickle that's not an edge slice? A mid-dill slice
A baseball player got caught in a pickle yesterday... I heard it was a really big dill.
Have you heard of a Trump Salad? It's Russian dressing with a little pickle
Yea, I'm the pickle you've all heard about. I'm a pretty big dill.
Today's Lunch Special: Trump Sandwich
Full of Baloney
w/ Russian Dressing
and a Small Pickle
Never forget the pickle on your burgers It's kind of a big dill
What do you call a pickle sandwich that's a scientist? Dill Rye
What do you call a pickle on sale? A sweet Dill.
Dill with it
Did you hear about the pickle who was overworked?
He was Gerhkin 9-5.
What do you call a Ethiopian with a pickle on his head? A quarter pounder.
How do you make pickle bread?
You use dill dough.
What's the main ingredient when making pickle bread? Dill dough.
What's green and has wheels? A Pickle and I lied about the wheels.
I'm in a pickle and I don't know how to dill with it
My friend was fired for sticking his finger in the pickle slicer again the other day Don't worry they fired her too