Pickle Jokes

Why couldn't the pickle leave the bar? Because the door was ajar!

What do you call a pickle that always has the same routine Typickle!

What do you get when you cross a pickle with a deer? A dill doe.

Have you heard about my pickle? It's kind of a big dill.

I think my wife is going to bake me some pickle bread! She just got home with a big box and said she would surprise me tonight with her new dill dough.

What do you get when you cross a deer and a pickle? a dilldoe

Did you hear the popular pickle? He's kind of a big dill.

What makes a cucumber turn into a pickle? A jarring experience

What do you call a female deer that hangs out outside of a pickle factory? A dill-doe

I got fired from the pickle factory for putting my finger in the pickle slicer. ....she got fired too.

Why isn’t pickle-flavored bread a thing? Because no one wants to eat a dill dough.

A beetle was happily eating a cucumber, but then the cucumber suddenly was immersed in vinegar As the beetle started to burn it thought, *"Uh oh, now I'm really in a pickle."*

What's a pickle's favorite game show? Dill or No Dill,
hosted by Howie Mandill.

how do you make pickle bread? with dill dough

I fell in love with a cucumber farmer. We had many good years together but then, as these things do, it turned sour.

Long story short: I'm in a bit of a pickle.

Whats the difference between a pickle and a chick pea ~~I’ve never had a pickle on my chest before~~
The texture

A pickle walks into a casino and sits down at a card table He says “Dill me in”

What do you say to a pickle in the morning? Rise and Brine!

Pickle joke I was walking down the street eating my tiny pickle.

And someone bumped into me, knocking it out of my hand.

He apologized and I told him "it's not a big dill."

Thank you:)

What is a pickle's favorite game show? Dill or No Dill

What do you made pickle bread out of? Dill dough

What do you get when you cross King Kong and a pickle? Ron Burgundy.


Perhaps you've heard of him, he's kind of a big dill.

What do you get when you combine a pickle and a deer ? A dill doe

The server at the sandwich shop said that every sandwich comes with a free pickle. I said, “That’s a really good dill.”

My new girlfriend has a fetish for being covered in cheese and pickle. She's a cracker.

What did the pickle say to the lemon? I relish our time together


I'll see myself out

A cucumber made a deal with the devil. He is quite in a pickle now.

Source: Stole it.

Why are hot pickle buns so popular in polish women's prisons? They're made out of dill dough.

Does anyone have any salt water survival tips? I could really use some help. I'm sort of in a pickle.

What flavor of chips do the citizens in the Elder Scrolls like the most? Cyrodiill Pickle

How do you make a hamburger laugh? Pickle it gently.

Scientists have invented a super sized pickle It's a pretty big dill

What is a pickle's favourite game show? Dill or no dill.

My girlfriend really enjoyed the pickle bread I baked... I used a dill dough

Ever heard of the pickle deer? She's a dill doe

Everyone at the giant fruit & vegetable competition was amazed by how big my prized pickle was It was a big dill

Today's Lunch Special: Trump Sandwich White Bread

Full of Baloney

w/ Russian Dressing

and a Small Pickle

Recipe for a trump sandwich. 2 slices of white bread.
Full of balogna.
Russian dressing.
And a tiny little pickle.

What do you call a retarded pickle? Mentally Dill