I think my wife is going to bake me some pickle bread! She just got home with a big box and said she would surprise me tonight with her new dill dough.
I got fired from the pickle factory for putting my finger in the pickle slicer. ....she got fired too.
Whats the difference between a pickle and a chick pea
~~I’ve never had a pickle on my chest before~~
I was walking down the street eating my tiny pickle.
And someone bumped into me, knocking it out of my hand.
He apologized and I told him "it's not a big dill."
What did the pickle do when it won the championship? He just stood there to relish the moment.
Why are hot pickle buns so popular in polish women's prisons? They're made out of dill dough.
Did you hear about the new pickle flavored bread? So since Pickle flavor is in style now with sonics new pickle juice shake, I think I'm going to launch a line of pickle flavored pastry. I'm going to call it Dilldough.
I don't get why pregnant women crave pickles. A pickle is what got them pregnant in the first place.
Today, I got into a fight with my GF, so in a rage she told me to shove a sweet-and sour pickle up my butt.. But it was a dill though...
I ate a pickle ....
It tasted sweet
So I gave to my sister who says it's salty
I guess I'm dillusional
What do you call a pickle you cant turn down?
A good dill.
(Dad joke my buddy came up with who doesn't have kids. Best read out loud).
Did you hear about the ant that fell asleep in a cucumber? When he woke up he was in a pickle
A friend asked me for advice on how to avoid the extreme Rick and Morty fanboys. I said: "I'm sorry, I can't help you out of this pickle Rick."
Everyone at the giant fruit & vegetable competition was amazed by how big my prized pickle was It was a big dill
I asked my wife if she would make pickle bread
She said how do you make that?
I said it's easy, you just use dill dough.
Some people say cucumbers are a fruit, while others say they are a vegetable. It's a pickle alright.
I have a friend who worked at a pickle factory
He got fired for putting his finger in the pickle slicer...
She got fired too.
I recently won 1st place at the state fair for having the largest pickle It was a pretty big dill
Today's Lunch Special: Trump Sandwich
Full of Baloney
w/ Russian Dressing
and a Small Pickle