Why couldn't the pickle leave the bar? Because the door was ajar!
What do you call a pickle that always has the same routine Typickle!
What do you get when you cross a pickle with a deer? A dill doe.
Have you heard about my pickle? It's kind of a big dill.
I think my wife is going to bake me some pickle bread! She just got home with a big box and said she would surprise me tonight with her new dill dough.
What do you get when you cross a deer and a pickle? a dilldoe
Did you hear the popular pickle? He's kind of a big dill.
What makes a cucumber turn into a pickle? A jarring experience
What do you call a female deer that hangs out outside of a pickle factory? A dill-doe
I got fired from the pickle factory for putting my finger in the pickle slicer. ....she got fired too.
Why isn’t pickle-flavored bread a thing? Because no one wants to eat a dill dough.
A beetle was happily eating a cucumber, but then the cucumber suddenly was immersed in vinegar As the beetle started to burn it thought, *"Uh oh, now I'm really in a pickle."*
What's a pickle's favorite game show?
Dill or No Dill,
hosted by Howie Mandill.
how do you make pickle bread? with dill dough
I fell in love with a cucumber farmer.
We had many good years together but then, as these things do, it turned sour.
Long story short: I'm in a bit of a pickle.
Whats the difference between a pickle and a chick pea
~~I’ve never had a pickle on my chest before~~
A pickle walks into a casino and sits down at a card table He says “Dill me in”
What do you say to a pickle in the morning? Rise and Brine!
I was walking down the street eating my tiny pickle.
And someone bumped into me, knocking it out of my hand.
He apologized and I told him "it's not a big dill."
What is a pickle's favorite game show? Dill or No Dill
What do you made pickle bread out of? Dill dough
What do you get when you cross King Kong and a pickle?
Perhaps you've heard of him, he's kind of a big dill.
What do you get when you combine a pickle and a deer ? A dill doe
The server at the sandwich shop said that every sandwich comes with a free pickle. I said, “That’s a really good dill.”
My new girlfriend has a fetish for being covered in cheese and pickle. She's a cracker.
What did the pickle say to the lemon?
I relish our time together
I'll see myself out
A cucumber made a deal with the devil.
He is quite in a pickle now.
Source: Stole it.
Why are hot pickle buns so popular in polish women's prisons? They're made out of dill dough.
Does anyone have any salt water survival tips? I could really use some help. I'm sort of in a pickle.
What flavor of chips do the citizens in the Elder Scrolls like the most? Cyrodiill Pickle
How do you make a hamburger laugh? Pickle it gently.
I met a giant pickle today. It was kind of a big dill.
Scientists have invented a super sized pickle It's a pretty big dill
What is a pickle's favourite game show? Dill or no dill.
My girlfriend really enjoyed the pickle bread I baked... I used a dill dough
Ever heard of the pickle deer? She's a dill doe
Everyone at the giant fruit & vegetable competition was amazed by how big my prized pickle was It was a big dill
Today's Lunch Special: Trump Sandwich
Full of Baloney
w/ Russian Dressing
and a Small Pickle
Recipe for a trump sandwich.
2 slices of white bread.
Full of balogna.
And a tiny little pickle.
What do you call a sour pickle? Pickle soup
Did you hear about the ant that fell asleep in a cucumber? When he woke up he was in a pickle
I recently won 1st place at the state fair for having the largest pickle It was a pretty big dill
What did the happy pickle say to the other pickle? I'm really relishing this moment.
What do you call a pickle on sale? Dill
What do you call a slice of a pickle that's not an edge slice? A mid-dill slice
A cucumber walks into a bar
A cucumber walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "you got any ID?"
The cucumber hands him his license.
The bartender looks at the picture and goes, "nice try but this is obviously a pickle."
A baseball player got caught in a pickle yesterday... I heard it was a really big dill.
What do you call a retarded pickle? Mentally Dill
Yea, I'm the pickle you've all heard about. I'm a pretty big dill.
What do you call a emo pickle? Suicidill