At the end of the physics lecture, I asked my professor, “Can you tell me what happened before The Big Bang?” The professor replied, “Sorry. No Time.”
Why is it best to teach physics on the edge of a cliff? (Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.
I got caught cheating on my physics exam. Furious, my professor said to me "I hope you understand the gravity of the situation". But if I had known that, I wouldn't be in this situation in the first place.
A joke from my old physics professor..
How Long is a battleship. True or false?
False. How Long is a man from China.
Physics Joke A photon walks into a hotel and the bellman says "can I help you with your bags?" And the photon replies, "no it's ok, I'm traveling light."
What did a physics teacher say to calm down a student who wanted to jump off the roof? Don't do that, you have so much potential!
A physics student asked her professor to describe what happened right before the Big Bang... ....but the professor couldn't, because there was no time.
The other day, my Physics teacher said I had so much potential... Then he pushed me out the window.
My physics teacher asked me if I understood the chapter on linear motion. I said "yeah it's pretty straightforward"
Did you hear about the physics student that committed suicide by jumping off a skyscraper? What a shame. He had so much potential.
A physics teacher is about to jump off a high bridge When a friend stops him saying, "Don't do it, you have so much potential."
Breaking up is like physics ...
She keeps saying that I have no energy.
I keep telling her that I have potential.
Wanna hear a physics pun? If an aircraft always takes off at an angle, doesn't that make it an inclined plane?
A Joke by my Physics Teacher
A physicist sees a young man about to jump off the roof of his building.
Just before the man jumps, the physicist yells: "Don't do it! You have so much potential!"
I had a female Physics teacher in my school.
One day, a guy asked her, "What is the unit of power?"
"That's watt", she said.
A physics student was standing on top of a building, threatening to jump I tried to talk him out of it, because he had so much potential.
I keep asking my physics teacher
I keep asking my physics teacher "what is he unit for power?"
But he just keeps responding with "yes."
One More For All The Philosophy Majors Out There
The Physics major asks: How does it work?
The Engineering major asks: How do you build it?
The Accounting major asks: How much will it cost?
The Philosophy major asks: Do you want fries with that?
My Physics teacher told me I had a lot of potential Then he pushed me off a roof as a class demonstration
My Physics teacher said to me: you have a lot of potential. You should use it. We were at the top of the building.
Why was the physics teacher and the biology teacher always fighting? They didn't have any chemistry.
My physics teacher told me I had potential.
Then he threw me off the roof.
A joke my mate told me after an after-hours lesson.
Physics Joke I tried having a threeway with two physicists, but they couldn't solve the three body problem
Why is the best place to teach physics on top of a cliff? Because that's where the students have the most potential
Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?
BECAUSE There was no chemistry.
Ex-girlfriends don't understand physics ....
She kept saying that I had no energy, and never did anything.
I kept telling her I had so much potential.
I was talking to my physics teacher...
Teacher: hey, do you know what salt lake city is?
Teacher: cool, you know what den city is?
Teacher: oh, its mass over volume
Top 10 most important sciences
10. It is
8. to rank
7. the importance
6. of science
4. all of them
3. are equally
My physics teacher told me i had so much potential, so much energy Then i fell down the stairs and lost it all
An electron and a proton walk into a magnetic field... Yes. That's it. There's no punchline. Physics isn't a joke.
I mixed up the temperature units when doing my Physics test As a result, I got an absolute zero.
The relationship between the Physics teacher and biology teacher in my brother's school didn't last long... They had no chemistry et. al.
I just learned that my college physics professor had a heart attack and died after climbing Mount Everest.... It’s so sad. He had so much potential
My physics teacher wants me dead
She told me I have a lot of potential, and that I need to use it
I then realized we were on the top floor of a skyscraper
My physics teacher asked what I think it’d be like to walk in a town at night only illuminated by candles I said it would be pretty lit.
When my physics lecture ended, I asked my professor, “What happened before The Big Bang?” He said, “Sorry. There’s no Time.”
A PE teacher scolds a kid who's reading books during PE class.
"Why are you reading during PE class? It's called physical education you know?"
"Haven't you heard?" Said the kid, "Information is physical."
How did god create the big bang? The first universe was designed for everyone to be happy, but the physics was poorly designed and threw a gear tooth and exploded.
[OC] My pen stopped working during my physics exam
I shaked the pen forward and backwards constantly and I managed to write more with it.
Physics did not fail me that day , but man i did sure fail physics.
They're serving mystery meat at the cafeteria in the physics lab again. I've been asking what the main ingredient they put in their heisenburgers was, and nobody knows.
My physics teacher said that I'm going really bad at his class This made me really sad and now I'm in a moment of refraction
I asked my physics instructor what would happen if the universe hit Absolute Zero. He told me that if the universe came to that point then we shouldn't worry, everything is going to be 0K.
This kid in physics class was being mean to me So I called him the derivative of acceleration.
I wanted to propose my friend in physics way but...
Me: you attract me like gravity
Her: then move with escape Velocity to stop that attraction
A baby was upset because a lizard that spoke of theoretical physics wouldn't climb the crib.
The mother began to comfort the baby.
"Mama's gonna buy you a Hawking bird."
I'm a theoretical physicist, and nobody will hire me They all say my theoretical degree in physics doesn't make me qualified.
At the end of the physics lecture, I asked my professor, “What happened before The Big Bang?” He said, “Sorry. There is no time.”
So, there's a Mommy particle, a Daddy particle, and a Baby particle...
...and they all came together.
Not my best physics joke, but hey it's a big universe-- I have a lot of material to work with.
I think my physics teacher is deaf... I asked her what the S.I unit of power is and she kept saying "what"
A young physics student on a train looks up and is surprised to see Albert Einstein seated across from him. He clears his throat, leans over and asks, "Excuse me Professor Einstein, but do you know if Boston, MA stops at this train?"
i'm trying to teach my dog the basics of physics and we're at "every action has an equal and opposite reaction" when he pulls on the leash, so do i
What do the laws of physics and the predsident of Russia have in common? You can't choose them